The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson must be the dumbest smart people in the world. ALSO DISCUSSED * American Horror Story: Double Feature (2021) * Cellular (2004) * Collateral (2004) * The Manchurian Candidate (2004) * Open Water (2003) * Open Water 2: Adrift (2006) * Open Water 3: Cage Dive (2017) * Salem's Lot (2004) * Squid Game: Season 1 (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1...

What? But Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren't field men! They don't want to go to Transylvania! ALSO DISCUSSED * BattleBots: Season 1 (2015) * The Day After Tomorrow (2004) * Mannequin (1987) * Mean Girls (2004) * Mean Girls 2 (2011) * Sex Education: Season 3 (2021) * The Terminal (2004) * Toolbox Murders (2004) * Toolbox Murders 2 (2013) * Van Helsing: The London Assignment (2004) Reach us on Twitter...

In the coldest reaches of space, the monstrous entities Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson - the Three Gods of Chaos - slumber in their crystal prison, waiting to reclaim and burn the heavens. ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Scarecrow (2021) * Cruella (2021) * Dark Shadows (2012) * The Girl Next Door (2004) * Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) * Hellboy: Blood and Iron (2007) * Hellboy: Sword of Storms (2006) *...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson love being bathed in the sink - such a feeling of security. ALSO DISCUSSED* Big Fish (2003) * The Butterfly Effect (2004) * The Butterfly Effect 2 (2006) * The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations (2009) * Candyman (2021) * Dead End (2003) * Dumb and Dumber (1994) * Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) * Eurotrip (2004) * Iron Jawed Angels (2004) * The Night House (20...

A little voice inside of Lawson is saying, "This is a bad idea." But he can barely hear that little voice, because Harlly and Jeaun are screaming, "Let's do an episode on 'The Cat in the Hat'!" ALSO DISCUSSED * Dimension 20: Season 3 (2019) * Don't Breathe 2 (2021) * Game Changer: Season 1 (2019) * Gotham (2014-2019) * The Haunted Mansion (2003) * Lost in Transl...

Need they remind you, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are naked in the snow. They can't feel any of their extremities. And they mean... any of them. ALSO DISCUSSED * American Horror Story: Double Feature (2021) * Chapelwaite: Season 1 (2021) * The Deal (2003) * Intolerable Cruelty (2003) * Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) * The Queen (2006) * The Special Relationship (2010) * Underworld: Awakening (2012) *...

How can Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson trust a man who won't eat a good old-fashioned American hotdog? ALSO DISCUSSED* Free Guy (2021) * The Ice Road (2021) * Jackass 3D (2010) * Johnny English (2003) * Johnny English Reborn (2011) * Johnny English Strikes Again (2018) * Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) * Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) * Reminiscence (2021)...

Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have got. They've got a jar of dirt, they've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Room (2003) * Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) * Superman: Red Son (2020) * What If...?: Season 1 (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontK...

All right. You want a plan? Everybody wants a plan? Here's the plan, okay? No one's gonna move. We're gonna stay here, like this, in this room until dawn. No one leaves, no one moves. And if anyone tries anything Harlly, Jean and Lawson are gonna shoot them! ALSO DISCUSSED * Down (2001) * Fear Street Part One: 1994 (2021) * Fear Street Part Three: 1666 (2021) * Fear Street Part Two: 1978 (2021) *...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson feel that it was the combination of liquor and jazz that led to their downfall. ALSO DISCUSSED * Black Widow (2021) * Catch Me If You Can (2002) * Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002) * The Core (2003) * Holes (2003) * Masters of the Universe: Revelation - Season 1 (2021) * Phone Booth (2002) * Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021) * Spirited Away (2001) Reach us on Twitte...

Do you know who Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are? They wrote the King James Bible. ALSO DISCUSSED * 28 Days Later (2002) * 28 Weeks Later (2007) * Equilibrium (2002) * A Few Best Men (2011) * A Few Less Men (2017) * Ghost Ship (2002) * Treasure Planet (2002) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Laws...

Lawson Kiehne and the Lewis brothers are back. It's time for an ass-whupping! ALSO DISCUSSED * American Horror Stories: Season 1 (2021) * The Dead Don't Die (2019) * Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021) * The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021) * In the Heights (2021) * Miracle Workers: Oregon Trail (2021) * Monsters at Work: Season 1 (2021) * My Little Eye (2002) * The Ring (2...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are never wrong. But, occasionally... they do disagree. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dagon (2001) * Lilo & Stitch (2002) * Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (2005) * Road to Perdition (2002) * xXx (2002) * xXx: State of the Union (2005) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's B...

Jesus Christ, it's Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Bourne Legacy (2012) * The Bourne Supremacy (2004) * The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) * Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) * Buckley's Chance (2021) * Game of Thrones (2011-2019) * Jason Bourne (2016) * An Unquiet Grave (2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.b...

True dat. Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are up to sniznuff on all popular trends. ALSO DISCUSSED * An American Werewolf in London (1981)* Breaking News in Yuba County (2021)* Cruella (2021)* Daphne & Velma (2018)* Dog Soldiers (2002)* Insomnia (2002)* Minamata (2020)* Scooby-Doo: Curse of the Lake Monster (2010)* Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)* Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins (2009)* The Wo...

Hey freak show! You're going nowhere! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have got you for two hours! Two hours of PLAYTIME! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Cat's Meow (2001) * F9 (2021) * King of Texas (2002) * Panic Room (2002) * Spider-Man 2 (2004) * Spider-Man 3 (2007) * The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014) * Trapped (2002) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at ht...

Five hours ago Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson went homicidal, sealed the Hive and killed everyone down there. ALSO DISCUSSED * Ali G Indahouse (2002) * Alice in Borderland: Season 1 (2020) * Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) * Brüno (2009) * Loki: Season 1 (2021) * Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) * Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) * Resident Evil:...

Bought marmalade? Oh dear, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson call that very feeble. ALSO DISCUSSED * 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002) * Bernie (2011) * Bloody Sunday (2002) * Bo Burnham: Inside (2021) * Borat Supplemental Reportings Retrieved from Floor of Stable Containing Editing Machine (2021) * June Again (2020) * Songbird (2020) * Super Troopers (2001) * Super Troopers 2 (2018) * The Time Machine (2002) R...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson suffer from a rare disorder combining symptoms of amnesia, dyslexia, and color-blindness, with a highly acute sense of hearing. ALSO DISCUSSED * Death of a Ladies' Man (2020) * Locked Down (2021) * Love, Death & Robots: Season 2 (2021) * A Quiet Place Part II (2020) * Scare Me (2020) * Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021) * Those Who Wish Me Dead (2021) Reach us on Twitter...

Why do Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson hurt so much? Because it was real. ALSO DISCUSSED * Army of the Dead (2021) * The Fall of the House of Usher (1960) * Over the Garden Wall (2014) * Six Minutes to Midnight (2020) * Twist (2021) * Wrath of Man (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson'...

What Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson need is a few good taters! ALSO DISCUSSED * Ascendant (2021) * Every Breath You Take (2021) * Invincible: Season 1 (2021) * Mare of Easttown (2021) * The Unholy (2021) * Voyagers (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog athttps://exitthroughthec...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson will see each other in another life - when they are all cats! ALSO DISCUSSED * Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) * Ocean's 8 (2018) * Ocean's Thirteen (2007) * Ocean's Twelve (2004) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Jeaun may not make Harlly and Lawson laugh but at least he doesn't make them cry. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Bible: A Brickfilm - Part One (2020) * Camelot (1967) * Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) * Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) * The Fog (1980) * Harry Potter: A History of Magic (2017) * Mortal Kombat (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1...

NYAAAAAH! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Courier (2020)* Crisis (2021)* Leap of Faith: William Friedkin on The Exorcist (2019)* Nomadland (2020)* Run (2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog athttps://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

You may not like them but you can't deny, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have got style. ALSO DISCUSSED * Blithe Spirit (2020) * The Father (2020) * Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) * Nobody (2021) * Scared Shrekless (2010) * Thunder Force (2021) * Tom and Jerry (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read...