The Long Watch

Are Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson uncomfortable? Do they want their pillows fluffed? Special treatment for the special boys! ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Cult (2021) * Avengers Confidential: Black Widow & Punisher (2014) * Black Panther (2010) * Cobra Kai: Season 4 (2021) * Doctor Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme (2007) * Hulk Vs. (2009) * Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell (2016) * Iron Man & Captain America: Her...

This podcast is sort of like 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'. Except Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson don't get to phone a friend if they get one wrong because they'll be too busy screaming in f***ing agony! ALSO DISCUSSED * Being the Ricardos (2021) * Black Widow (2021) * Capote (2005) * The Family Stone (2005) * The French Dispatch (2021) * The Invincible Iron Man (2007) * The Life Aquatic with Steve Zi...

Mike was a goddamn hero! And I'll tell you something else! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are gonna finish this podcast and they're gonna donate the proceeds to his wife and kids. ALSO DISCUSSED * Æon Flux (2005) * Backtrack (2015) * Dear Evan Hansen (2021) * Don't Look Up (2021) * Doom (2005) * The Fog (2005) * Good Night, and Good Luck. (2005) * King Richard (2021) * Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) * The L...

The bonus episode is about to begin! You will take your places! Schnell! Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

There may come a day when there won't be room for naughty men like Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson to slip around at all. If this podcast goes south, there well may not be another. So here's us on the raggedy edge. ALSO DISCUSSED * A Boy Called Christmas (2021) * The Brothers Grimm (2005) * The Cave (2005) * The Constant Gardener (2005) * Cry Wolf (2005) * Encanto (2021) * The Exorcism of Emily Rose (200...

From the moment Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. ALSO DISCUSSED * The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) * Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) * Dune (2021) * Fantastic Four (2005) * Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) * The Great: Season 2 (2021) * Hawkeye (2021) * The Island (2005) * Sky High (2005) * Stealth (2005) * Venom: Let There...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson said that their podcast would take you places. They never said they would be places you wanted to go. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman Begins (2005) * The Boulet Brothers' Dragula: Season 4 (2021) * The Dark Knight Rises (2012) * House of 9 (2005) * Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) * Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness - Season 2 (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com...

I guess we found out Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson's weaknesses: bullets! ALSO DISCUSSED * Eternals (2021) * Gladiator (2000) * House of Wax (2005) * Madagascar (2005) * Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) * Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012) * The Many Saints of Newark (2021) * No Time to Die (2021) * Penguins of Madagascar (2014) * The Power of the Dog (2021) * Red Notice (2021) * Tick, Tick......

It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson had been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amityville Horror (2005) * Christmas Cookies (2016) * Christmas with a Prince (2018) * Downfall (2004) * The Interpreter (2005) * Malignant (2021) * Princess (2006) * Sahara (2005) Reach us on Twitter at...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson can only express puzzlement, which borders on alarm. ALSO DISCUSSED * Antlers (2021) * Behind the Monsters: Season 1 (2021) * Cursed (2005) * Down (2001) * Eternals (2021) * Halloween II (1981) * Haunt (2019) * The Jacket (2005) * The Last Duel (2021) * Malignant (2021) * Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014) * They (2002) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKno...

Did Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson not instruct that Box 5 was to be left empty? ALSO DISCUSSED * The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004) * Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) * Creep (2004) * Creepshow: Season 1 (2019) * Halloween Kills (2021) * Hitch (2005) * The Merchant of Venice (2004) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsid...

Rest assured, listeners. The authorities are in hot pursuit of Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson, from their eyebrow-less foreheads to their un-tattooed ankles! The Australian fiends! ALSO DISCUSSED * Die in a Gunfight (2021) * Escape the Undertaker (2021) * Howl's Moving Castle (2004) * The Incredibles (2004) * Incredibles 2 (2018) * The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice (2008) * The Librarian: Quest...

Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson. Not anymore. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Grudge (2004) * The Grudge 2 (2006) * The Grudge 3 (2009) * Jigsaw (2017) * Lamb (2021) * Saw II (2005) * Saw III (2006) * Saw IV (2007) * Saw V (2008) * Saw VI (2009) * Saw: The Final Chapter (2010) * You: Season 3 (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read H...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have always had a gentle understanding with the creatures that live in the woods. ALSO DISCUSSED * Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) * Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013) * Flashback (2020) * Free Guy (2021) * Malevolence (2004) * Malevolence 2: Bereavement (2010) * Malevolence 3: Killer (2018) * Metallica: Through the Never (2013) * Midnight Mass (2021) *...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson must be the dumbest smart people in the world. ALSO DISCUSSED * American Horror Story: Double Feature (2021) * Cellular (2004) * Collateral (2004) * The Manchurian Candidate (2004) * Open Water (2003) * Open Water 2: Adrift (2006) * Open Water 3: Cage Dive (2017) * Salem's Lot (2004) * Squid Game: Season 1 (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1...

What? But Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren't field men! They don't want to go to Transylvania! ALSO DISCUSSED * BattleBots: Season 1 (2015) * The Day After Tomorrow (2004) * Mannequin (1987) * Mean Girls (2004) * Mean Girls 2 (2011) * Sex Education: Season 3 (2021) * The Terminal (2004) * Toolbox Murders (2004) * Toolbox Murders 2 (2013) * Van Helsing: The London Assignment (2004) Reach us on Twitter...

In the coldest reaches of space, the monstrous entities Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson - the Three Gods of Chaos - slumber in their crystal prison, waiting to reclaim and burn the heavens. ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Scarecrow (2021) * Cruella (2021) * Dark Shadows (2012) * The Girl Next Door (2004) * Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) * Hellboy: Blood and Iron (2007) * Hellboy: Sword of Storms (2006) *...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson love being bathed in the sink - such a feeling of security. ALSO DISCUSSED* Big Fish (2003) * The Butterfly Effect (2004) * The Butterfly Effect 2 (2006) * The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations (2009) * Candyman (2021) * Dead End (2003) * Dumb and Dumber (1994) * Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) * Eurotrip (2004) * Iron Jawed Angels (2004) * The Night House (20...

A little voice inside of Lawson is saying, "This is a bad idea." But he can barely hear that little voice, because Harlly and Jeaun are screaming, "Let's do an episode on 'The Cat in the Hat'!" ALSO DISCUSSED * Dimension 20: Season 3 (2019) * Don't Breathe 2 (2021) * Game Changer: Season 1 (2019) * Gotham (2014-2019) * The Haunted Mansion (2003) * Lost in Transl...

Need they remind you, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are naked in the snow. They can't feel any of their extremities. And they mean... any of them. ALSO DISCUSSED * American Horror Story: Double Feature (2021) * Chapelwaite: Season 1 (2021) * The Deal (2003) * Intolerable Cruelty (2003) * Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) * The Queen (2006) * The Special Relationship (2010) * Underworld: Awakening (2012) *...

How can Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson trust a man who won't eat a good old-fashioned American hotdog? ALSO DISCUSSED* Free Guy (2021) * The Ice Road (2021) * Jackass 3D (2010) * Johnny English (2003) * Johnny English Reborn (2011) * Johnny English Strikes Again (2018) * Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) * Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) * Reminiscence (2021)...

Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have got. They've got a jar of dirt, they've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Room (2003) * Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) * Superman: Red Son (2020) * What If...?: Season 1 (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontK...

All right. You want a plan? Everybody wants a plan? Here's the plan, okay? No one's gonna move. We're gonna stay here, like this, in this room until dawn. No one leaves, no one moves. And if anyone tries anything Harlly, Jean and Lawson are gonna shoot them! ALSO DISCUSSED * Down (2001) * Fear Street Part One: 1994 (2021) * Fear Street Part Three: 1666 (2021) * Fear Street Part Two: 1978 (2021) *...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson feel that it was the combination of liquor and jazz that led to their downfall. ALSO DISCUSSED * Black Widow (2021) * Catch Me If You Can (2002) * Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002) * The Core (2003) * Holes (2003) * Masters of the Universe: Revelation - Season 1 (2021) * Phone Booth (2002) * Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021) * Spirited Away (2001) Reach us on Twitte...

Do you know who Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are? They wrote the King James Bible. ALSO DISCUSSED * 28 Days Later (2002) * 28 Weeks Later (2007) * Equilibrium (2002) * A Few Best Men (2011) * A Few Less Men (2017) * Ghost Ship (2002) * Treasure Planet (2002) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Laws...