The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson know that this isn't the life that you'd prefer, and that it's been hard for you to come down here. But they really want to be a happy family, you and them.  ALSO DISCUSSED  * 21 (2008)  * Amityville: Dollhouse (1996)  * Amityville: Evil Never Dies (2017)  * The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)  * The Mortuary Collection (2019)  * Spiderhead (2...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson can just see this ending up on the internet. ALSO DISCUSSED * All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) * Charlie Bartlett (2007) * Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008) * Futurama: Bender's Big Score (2007) * Futurama: Bender's Game (2008) * Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder (2009) * Ghost Whisperer: Season 1 (2005-2006) * Shakespeare's Globe: Othello (2008) * Vant...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson try to do their best for their friends and neighbours. EPISODE DESCRIPTION * In Bruges (2008) * Jumper (2008) * Love Birds (2011) * One Missed Call (2008) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

What Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson didn't know is that, over the years, their parents had become exhausted, and embarrassed. And they were willing to do anything to ease their burden. So one day, the parents approached a bus driver and made him an offer. With the money collected together, they asked him to do the unthinkable. It almost worked perfectly. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Boys: Season 3 (2022) * Char...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are surrounded by promiscuous dope fiends. ALSO DISCUSSED * 30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010) * Amityville: Death House (2015) * Beowulf (2007) * The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022) * The Man from Earth (2007) * The Man from Earth: Holocene (2017) * Mothering Sunday (2021) * Operation Mincemeat (2021) * P2 (2007) * Robot Chicken: DC Comics Special (2012) * Robot Chicken: DC Co...

Has excessive begging or pleading ever persuaded Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson to spare the life of a traitor? ALSO DISCUSSED * 30 Days of Night (2007) * Amityville: A New Generation (1993) * The Darjeeling Limited (2007) * Firestarter (2022) * Hatchet III (2013) * Michael Clayton (2007) * Rendition (2007) * The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (2007) * Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022) * Stranger Things: Sea...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are on their way to a funeral, you wanker! Don't you have any respect? ALSO DISCUSSED * 3:10 to Yuma (2007) * The Amityville Curse (1990) * Habit (1995) * Hatchet (2006) * Hatchet II (2010) * In Search of Darkness (2019) * The Last Winter (2006) * No Telling (1991) * Richard III (1955) * Right at Your Door (2006) * Romeo and Juliet (1968) * Wendigo (2001) Reach us on Twitt...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson spent their entire lives doing nothing but watching movies and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amityville Legacy (2016) * As You Like It (2006) * Bumblebee (2018) * Flood (2007) * Hairspray (2007) * Here Comes Hell (2019) * House on Haunted Hill (1959) * I Know Who Killed Me (2007) * The Invasion (2007) * The Pentaverate (2022) * Texas...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson look like Tom Petty in a negative way. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amityville Haunting (2011) * The Amityville Playhouse (2015) * Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) * Event Horizon (1997) * The Lost City (2022) * National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) * Transformers (2007) * Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) * Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) * Transformers:...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren't scared of the Zodiac. He's only shooting those farm kids. What scares them are those hippies out in the Haight with their "free love" and weird clothes. ALSO DISCUSSED * Black Sheep (2006) * Choose or Die (2022) * The Killing Floor (2007) * Knocked Up (2007) * Metal Lords (2022) * Mr. Brooks (2007) * The Witches (2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDo...

For seven years Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson spoke with God. He told them to take us all to Heaven. ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville 1992: It's About Time (1992) * Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) * Hellraiser (1987) * Hot Fuzz (2007) * The Northman (2022) * Perfect Stranger (2007) * Straightheads (2007) * The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) * Vacancy (2007) * Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2...

The moon will be full in three days. Your spirit shall forever remain among the humans. You shall age like them, you shall die like them, and all memory of you shall fade in time. And Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson will vanish along with it. You will never see them again. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amityville Asylum (2013) * Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) * Dead Silence (2007) * Disturbia (...

Whatever this killer's insane scheme is... it will surely be incomplete without Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * 300 (2006) * 300: Rise of an Empire (2014) * Ambulance (2022) * Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (1989) * The Bad Guys (2022) * Bridge to Terabithia (2007) * Ghost Rider (2007) * Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011) * Morbius (2022) * Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) Reach us on T...

Hold it, hold it, hold it. Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson can't do it no more. They can't sing no more sad songs. Bass man! Come on up! One, two, three - hit it! ALSO DISCUSSED * Breach (2007) * Death on the Nile (2022) * Dog (2022) * The Hitcher (2007) * The Messengers (2007) * Messengers 2: The Scarecrow (2009) * Moon Knight: Season 1 (2022) * Primeval (2007) * The Privilege (2022) * Scream (2...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson want you to pull their finger. ALSO DISCUSSED * Black Christmas (2006) * Eragon (2006) * LOL: Last One Laughing Canada - Season 1 (2022) * Night at the Museum (2006) * Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) * Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) * Star Wars: Visions (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and...

Here, at the turn, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson must leave you, audience. Yes, you, audience, sitting there in your cell, awaiting your death. Reading this episode description. ALSO DISCUSSED * Deja Vu (2006) * Keeping Mum (2005) * Man of the Year (2006) * Marie Antoinette (2006) * The Night House (2020) * Stranger Than Fiction (2006) * Tideland (2005) * The Woods (2006) Reach us on Twitter at: https:...

With COVID (hopefully) on the wane, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson emerge cautiously into the Afterscape, bleary-eyed and pale-skinned, to discuss their favourite movies from the last year. HARLLY'S TOP 10 #10 - The King's Man (00:39:59-00:42:43) #9 - Zack Snyder's Justice League (00:46:02-00:48:15 ) #8 - Spider-Man: No Way Home (see Jeaun's #6) #7 - The French Dispatch (00:58:21-01:00:11) #6 - Malignan...

Oh my God! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Batman (2022) * The Black Dahlia (2006) * The Covenant (2006) * Crank (2006) * Crank: High Voltage (2009) * The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021) * Hollywoodland (2006) * Idiocracy (2006) * Inferno (2016) * Old (2021) * Severance (2006) * Snakes on a Plane (2006) Reach us on Twi...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson were under the impression that that last episode hadn't exactly endeared them to the Vatican. ALSO DISCUSSED * Blacklight (2022) * Cyrano (2021) * The Da Vinci Code (2006) * The Descent (2005) * The Descent Part 2 (2009) * Don't Look Up (2021) * Jungle Cruise (2021) * The King's Man (2021) * Marry Me (2022) * Pulse (2006) * Pulse 2: Afterlife (2008) * Pulse 3 (2008) * The...

We have to leave, we have to leave! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are coming! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Devil Wears Prada (2006) * Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) * John Tucker Must Die (2006) * A Scanner Darkly (2006) * See No Evil (2006) * See No Evil 2 (2014) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Bl...

No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson, write them up or suspend them and they'll see you at the parent conference. ALSO DISCUSSED * Belfast (2021) * Death on the Nile (2022) * Encanto (2021) * The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021) * The Matrix: Resurrections (2021) * Poseidon (2006) * United 93 (2006) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDo...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson shouldn't be afraid of governments. Governments should be afraid of Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Hating Game (2021) * Inside Man (2006) * Inside Man: Most Wanted (2019) * Joh's Jury (1993) * Moonfall (2022) * Slither (2006) * Spencer (2021) * Werewolves Within (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog...

Michael Jordon plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson talk. ALSO DISCUSSED * The 355 (2022) * The Door Into Summer (2021) * Gold (2022) * The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007) * Minotaur (2006) * Nightmare Alley (2021) * Scream (2022) * She's the Man (2006) * Ultraviolet (2006) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at htt...

Between 1945 and 1962 Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson conducted 331 atmospheric nuclear tests. Today, they still deny the genetic effects caused by the radioactive fallout... ALSO DISCUSSED * Eternals (2014) * Inhumans (2013) * Marvel Anime: Blade (2011) * Marvel Anime: Iron Man (2010) * Marvel Anime: Wolverine (2011) * Marvel Anime: X-Men (2011) * The Tragedy of Macbeth (2021) * Ultimate Wolverine vs. H...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did they go right? ALSO DISCUSSED * Astonishing X-Men: Dangerous (2012) * Astonishing X-Men: Gifted (2010) * Astonishing X-Men: Torn (2012) * Astonishing X-Men: Unstoppable (2012) * The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) * The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) * Clifford the Bi...