The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson want you to pull their finger. ALSO DISCUSSED * Black Christmas (2006) * Eragon (2006) * LOL: Last One Laughing Canada - Season 1 (2022) * Night at the Museum (2006) * Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) * Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) * Star Wars: Visions (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and...

Here, at the turn, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson must leave you, audience. Yes, you, audience, sitting there in your cell, awaiting your death. Reading this episode description. ALSO DISCUSSED * Deja Vu (2006) * Keeping Mum (2005) * Man of the Year (2006) * Marie Antoinette (2006) * The Night House (2020) * Stranger Than Fiction (2006) * Tideland (2005) * The Woods (2006) Reach us on Twitter at: https:...

With COVID (hopefully) on the wane, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson emerge cautiously into the Afterscape, bleary-eyed and pale-skinned, to discuss their favourite movies from the last year. HARLLY'S TOP 10 #10 - The King's Man (00:39:59-00:42:43) #9 - Zack Snyder's Justice League (00:46:02-00:48:15 ) #8 - Spider-Man: No Way Home (see Jeaun's #6) #7 - The French Dispatch (00:58:21-01:00:11) #6 - Malignan...

Oh my God! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Batman (2022) * The Black Dahlia (2006) * The Covenant (2006) * Crank (2006) * Crank: High Voltage (2009) * The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021) * Hollywoodland (2006) * Idiocracy (2006) * Inferno (2016) * Old (2021) * Severance (2006) * Snakes on a Plane (2006) Reach us on Twi...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson were under the impression that that last episode hadn't exactly endeared them to the Vatican. ALSO DISCUSSED * Blacklight (2022) * Cyrano (2021) * The Da Vinci Code (2006) * The Descent (2005) * The Descent Part 2 (2009) * Don't Look Up (2021) * Jungle Cruise (2021) * The King's Man (2021) * Marry Me (2022) * Pulse (2006) * Pulse 2: Afterlife (2008) * Pulse 3 (2008) * The...

We have to leave, we have to leave! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are coming! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Devil Wears Prada (2006) * Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) * John Tucker Must Die (2006) * A Scanner Darkly (2006) * See No Evil (2006) * See No Evil 2 (2014) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Bl...

No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson, write them up or suspend them and they'll see you at the parent conference. ALSO DISCUSSED * Belfast (2021) * Death on the Nile (2022) * Encanto (2021) * The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021) * The Matrix: Resurrections (2021) * Poseidon (2006) * United 93 (2006) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDo...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson shouldn't be afraid of governments. Governments should be afraid of Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Hating Game (2021) * Inside Man (2006) * Inside Man: Most Wanted (2019) * Joh's Jury (1993) * Moonfall (2022) * Slither (2006) * Spencer (2021) * Werewolves Within (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog...

Michael Jordon plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson talk. ALSO DISCUSSED * The 355 (2022) * The Door Into Summer (2021) * Gold (2022) * The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007) * Minotaur (2006) * Nightmare Alley (2021) * Scream (2022) * She's the Man (2006) * Ultraviolet (2006) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at htt...

Between 1945 and 1962 Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson conducted 331 atmospheric nuclear tests. Today, they still deny the genetic effects caused by the radioactive fallout... ALSO DISCUSSED * Eternals (2014) * Inhumans (2013) * Marvel Anime: Blade (2011) * Marvel Anime: Iron Man (2010) * Marvel Anime: Wolverine (2011) * Marvel Anime: X-Men (2011) * The Tragedy of Macbeth (2021) * Ultimate Wolverine vs. H...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did they go right? ALSO DISCUSSED * Astonishing X-Men: Dangerous (2012) * Astonishing X-Men: Gifted (2010) * Astonishing X-Men: Torn (2012) * Astonishing X-Men: Unstoppable (2012) * The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) * The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) * Clifford the Bi...

Are Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson uncomfortable? Do they want their pillows fluffed? Special treatment for the special boys! ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Cult (2021) * Avengers Confidential: Black Widow & Punisher (2014) * Black Panther (2010) * Cobra Kai: Season 4 (2021) * Doctor Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme (2007) * Hulk Vs. (2009) * Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell (2016) * Iron Man & Captain America: Her...

This podcast is sort of like 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'. Except Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson don't get to phone a friend if they get one wrong because they'll be too busy screaming in f***ing agony! ALSO DISCUSSED * Being the Ricardos (2021) * Black Widow (2021) * Capote (2005) * The Family Stone (2005) * The French Dispatch (2021) * The Invincible Iron Man (2007) * The Life Aquatic with Steve Zi...

Mike was a goddamn hero! And I'll tell you something else! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are gonna finish this podcast and they're gonna donate the proceeds to his wife and kids. ALSO DISCUSSED * Æon Flux (2005) * Backtrack (2015) * Dear Evan Hansen (2021) * Don't Look Up (2021) * Doom (2005) * The Fog (2005) * Good Night, and Good Luck. (2005) * King Richard (2021) * Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) * The L...

The bonus episode is about to begin! You will take your places! Schnell! Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

There may come a day when there won't be room for naughty men like Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson to slip around at all. If this podcast goes south, there well may not be another. So here's us on the raggedy edge. ALSO DISCUSSED * A Boy Called Christmas (2021) * The Brothers Grimm (2005) * The Cave (2005) * The Constant Gardener (2005) * Cry Wolf (2005) * Encanto (2021) * The Exorcism of Emily Rose (200...

From the moment Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. ALSO DISCUSSED * The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) * Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) * Dune (2021) * Fantastic Four (2005) * Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) * The Great: Season 2 (2021) * Hawkeye (2021) * The Island (2005) * Sky High (2005) * Stealth (2005) * Venom: Let There...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson said that their podcast would take you places. They never said they would be places you wanted to go. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman Begins (2005) * The Boulet Brothers' Dragula: Season 4 (2021) * The Dark Knight Rises (2012) * House of 9 (2005) * Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) * Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness - Season 2 (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com...

I guess we found out Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson's weaknesses: bullets! ALSO DISCUSSED * Eternals (2021) * Gladiator (2000) * House of Wax (2005) * Madagascar (2005) * Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) * Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012) * The Many Saints of Newark (2021) * No Time to Die (2021) * Penguins of Madagascar (2014) * The Power of the Dog (2021) * Red Notice (2021) * Tick, Tick......

It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson had been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amityville Horror (2005) * Christmas Cookies (2016) * Christmas with a Prince (2018) * Downfall (2004) * The Interpreter (2005) * Malignant (2021) * Princess (2006) * Sahara (2005) Reach us on Twitter at...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson can only express puzzlement, which borders on alarm. ALSO DISCUSSED * Antlers (2021) * Behind the Monsters: Season 1 (2021) * Cursed (2005) * Down (2001) * Eternals (2021) * Halloween II (1981) * Haunt (2019) * The Jacket (2005) * The Last Duel (2021) * Malignant (2021) * Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014) * They (2002) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKno...

Did Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson not instruct that Box 5 was to be left empty? ALSO DISCUSSED * The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004) * Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) * Creep (2004) * Creepshow: Season 1 (2019) * Halloween Kills (2021) * Hitch (2005) * The Merchant of Venice (2004) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsid...

Rest assured, listeners. The authorities are in hot pursuit of Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson, from their eyebrow-less foreheads to their un-tattooed ankles! The Australian fiends! ALSO DISCUSSED * Die in a Gunfight (2021) * Escape the Undertaker (2021) * Howl's Moving Castle (2004) * The Incredibles (2004) * Incredibles 2 (2018) * The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice (2008) * The Librarian: Quest...

Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson. Not anymore. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Grudge (2004) * The Grudge 2 (2006) * The Grudge 3 (2009) * Jigsaw (2017) * Lamb (2021) * Saw II (2005) * Saw III (2006) * Saw IV (2007) * Saw V (2008) * Saw VI (2009) * Saw: The Final Chapter (2010) * You: Season 3 (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read H...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have always had a gentle understanding with the creatures that live in the woods. ALSO DISCUSSED * Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) * Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013) * Flashback (2020) * Free Guy (2021) * Malevolence (2004) * Malevolence 2: Bereavement (2010) * Malevolence 3: Killer (2018) * Metallica: Through the Never (2013) * Midnight Mass (2021) *...