The Long Watch

Harlly, Jean and Lawson are just getting started. They’re gonna pull the whole thing down. They’re gonna bring the whole diseased, corrupt temple down on your heads. It's gonna be biblical.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)  * The Claus Family (2020)  * The Claus Family 2 (2021)  * Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022)  * Matilda: The Musical (2022)...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren’t going to kiss the camera. They’ll kiss you, but they won't kiss the camera.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * A Christmas Horror Story (2015)  * The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022)  * The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009)  * The Menu (2022)  * Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983)  * Spirited (2022)  * The Thaw (2009) Reach u...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson can't remember any of their lives before this podcast began.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)  * Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)  * The Hills Run Red (2009)  * Surrogates (2009)  * Zombieland (2009)  * Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harll...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson can’t let that damn fire win!   ALSO DISCUSSED   * The Colour of Magic (2008)  * District 9 (2009)  * Gamer (2009)  * Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022)  * The Informant! (2009)  * The Peripheral: Season 1 (2022)  * Sorority Row (2009)  * Wednesday: Season 1 (2022)  * Whiteout (2009)   PITH TAKE   * Mary Poppin...

Who are Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson? Just some guys from the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)  * Brief Interviews with Hideous Men (2009)  * The Collector (2009)  * The Collection (2012)  * G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)  * G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)  * The Munsters (2022)  * A Perfect Getaway (2009)  * Upright: Season...

In order to mold their people, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson often have to melt them.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Dead Snow (2009)  * Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (2014)  * Fired Up! (2009)  * The Hurt Locker (2008)  * Moon (2009)  * The Proposal (2009)  * Twisted Pair (2018)   PITH TAKE   * It Takes Two (video game, 2021)  * The Mousetrap (play, 1952) Reach...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson don't want your cat, you dirty pork queen!   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Barbarian (2022)  * Decision to Leave (2022)  * The Gathering Storm (2002)  * Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities: Season 1 (2022)  * The Hangover (2009)  * The Hangover Part II (2011)  * The Hangover Part III (2013)  * Into the Storm (2009)  * Morbius...

They've taken the children! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have to save the children!  ALSO DISCUSSED   * Adventureland (2009)  * American Horror Story: NYC (2022)  * Barbarian (2022)  * Black Adam (2022)  * Books of Blood (2020)  * Bros (2022)  * The Burrowers (2008)  * Eden Log (2007)  * State of Play (2009)  * The Woman King (2022)   PITH TA...

You see, at the time I was misquoted. I never said “The superman exists and he is Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson”. What I said was “God exists and he is Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson”.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * Black Adam (2022)  * Cold Prey (2006)  * Cold Prey II (2008)  * Coraline (2009)  * Fanboys (2009)  * Fired Up! (2009)  * Outlander (2008)  * Watchmen: The Complete Motion Comic (2008-2009)   PITH TAKE   *...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are involved in high treason with all means available to them. Can they count you in?   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Amsterdam (2022)  * Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared: Season 1 (2022)  * Don’t Worry Darling (2022)  * Fall (2022) * Halloween Ends (2022)  * Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)  * King Lear (2008)  * The Midnight Club (2022)  * Residen...

Nobody’s ever loved anybody as much as Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson love you.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)  * Inkheart (2008)  * Timecrimes (2007)   PITH TAKE   * The Colour of Magic (book, 1983) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/  Read...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson started this opera sh-t, and this is the motherf—ing thanks they get?   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Frost/Nixon (2008)  * Jackass Forever (2022)  * Milk (2008)  * REC 3: Genesis (2012)  * REC 4: Apocalypse (2014)  * Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycount...

Good evening, this is Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson. Tonight on “The Long Watch”, we'll accompany a team of firemen on their rounds through the city.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Batman: The Long Halloween (2021)  * Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)  * Dead Space: Aftermath (2011)  * Dead Space: Downfall (2008)  * Dumbo (1941)  * Dumbo (2019)  * Splinter (2008)  * Synecdo...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson don't know who you are. They don't know what you want. If you’re looking for ransom, they can tell you they don't have money. But what they do have are very particular sets of skills, skills they have acquired over very long careers. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you listen to this podcast about “Taken”, that'll be the end of it. They will not l...

Have Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson washed and brought to my tent.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Beast (2022)  * Bottle Shock (2008)  * Burn After Reading (2008)  * DC League of Super-Pets (2022)  * Eagle Eye (2008)  * Good Luck to You, Leo Grande (2022)  * The House Bunny (2008)  * Imaginaerum (2012)  * The Invitation (2022)  * Mirrormask (2005)  * Ren...

All that fricking yoga's made Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson’s feet bigger.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Death Race (2008)  * Death Race 2 (2010)  * Death Race 3: Inferno (2013)  * Death Race: Beyond Anarchy (2018)  * Into the Mirror (2003)  * The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power — Season 1 (2022)  * The Midnight Meat Train (2008)  * Mirrors (2008)  * Mirro...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have their review coming up next week. Attitude: poor! Performance: poor! Management skills: poor! Work well with others? Ha! That's a f—ing joke.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Crimes of the Future (2022)  * Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog (2008)  * The Falklands Play (2002)  * Get Smart (2008)  * Get Smart’s Bruce and Lloyd: Out of Control (2008) ...

Why are you eyeing Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson’s lemon drink?   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Amityville Island (2020)  * The Black Phone (2021)  * Bullet Train (2022)  * Cabaret (1972)  * Cyrano (2021)  * The Forgiven (2021)  * Kung Fu Panda (2008)  * Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)  * Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)  * Recount (2008)  * She-Hulk: Attorney at Law - Sea...

You have spoiled Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson’s lives! You have destroyed their happiness! Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/  Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are not dudes. They are men. Handsome, muscular men.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)  * Black Panther (2018)  * Captain America: Civil War (2016)  * Captain Marvel (2019)  * Doctor Strange (2016)  * Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)  * The Sandman: Season 1 (2022)  * Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)  *...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are not some starry-eyed waifs here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!   ALSO DISCUSSED   * American Horror Stories: Season 2 (2022)  * Amityville: The Awakening (2017)  * Ant-Man (2015)  * Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)  * Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)  * The Gray Man (2022)  * Iron Man 3 (2013)  * Lightyear (2022)...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are burdened with glorious purpose.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)  * The Godfather: Part II (1974)  * The Incredible Hulk (2008)  * Iron Man (2008)  * Iron Man 2 (2010)  * Man vs. Bee (2022)  * Thor (2011) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson must admit, they brought this on themselves.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * 9 to 5 (1980)  * Deadhouse Dark (2021)  * Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)  * Get Him to the Greek (2010)  * Pathology (2008)  * Resident Evil: Welcome to Racoon City (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog...

Ladies and gentlemen, here they are: the head chefs, the big cheeses, the sunshine of your lives! It’s Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson!   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Amityville: No Escape (2016)  * Elvis (2022)  * The Godfather (1972)  * Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)  * Lightyear (2022)  * Mad God (2021)  * The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)  * Prom Night (2008)  * T...

Those of you who aren't local should know that Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are known in town for being unstable. ALSO DISCUSSED * BoyTown (2006) * Cursed Films: Season 1 (2020) * The Found Footage Phenomenon (2021) * My Bloody Valentine (2009) * The Ruins (2008) * Scare Package (2019) * U.F.O. Abduction (1989) * Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKn...