The Long Watch

Have Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson washed and brought to my tent.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Beast (2022)  * Bottle Shock (2008)  * Burn After Reading (2008)  * DC League of Super-Pets (2022)  * Eagle Eye (2008)  * Good Luck to You, Leo Grande (2022)  * The House Bunny (2008)  * Imaginaerum (2012)  * The Invitation (2022)  * Mirrormask (2005)  * Ren...

All that fricking yoga's made Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson’s feet bigger.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Death Race (2008)  * Death Race 2 (2010)  * Death Race 3: Inferno (2013)  * Death Race: Beyond Anarchy (2018)  * Into the Mirror (2003)  * The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power — Season 1 (2022)  * The Midnight Meat Train (2008)  * Mirrors (2008)  * Mirro...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have their review coming up next week. Attitude: poor! Performance: poor! Management skills: poor! Work well with others? Ha! That's a f—ing joke.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Crimes of the Future (2022)  * Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog (2008)  * The Falklands Play (2002)  * Get Smart (2008)  * Get Smart’s Bruce and Lloyd: Out of Control (2008) ...

Why are you eyeing Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson’s lemon drink?   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Amityville Island (2020)  * The Black Phone (2021)  * Bullet Train (2022)  * Cabaret (1972)  * Cyrano (2021)  * The Forgiven (2021)  * Kung Fu Panda (2008)  * Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)  * Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)  * Recount (2008)  * She-Hulk: Attorney at Law - Sea...

You have spoiled Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson’s lives! You have destroyed their happiness! Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/  Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are not dudes. They are men. Handsome, muscular men.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)  * Black Panther (2018)  * Captain America: Civil War (2016)  * Captain Marvel (2019)  * Doctor Strange (2016)  * Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)  * The Sandman: Season 1 (2022)  * Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)  *...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are not some starry-eyed waifs here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!   ALSO DISCUSSED   * American Horror Stories: Season 2 (2022)  * Amityville: The Awakening (2017)  * Ant-Man (2015)  * Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)  * Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)  * The Gray Man (2022)  * Iron Man 3 (2013)  * Lightyear (2022)...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are burdened with glorious purpose.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)  * The Godfather: Part II (1974)  * The Incredible Hulk (2008)  * Iron Man (2008)  * Iron Man 2 (2010)  * Man vs. Bee (2022)  * Thor (2011) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson must admit, they brought this on themselves.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * 9 to 5 (1980)  * Deadhouse Dark (2021)  * Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)  * Get Him to the Greek (2010)  * Pathology (2008)  * Resident Evil: Welcome to Racoon City (2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog...

Ladies and gentlemen, here they are: the head chefs, the big cheeses, the sunshine of your lives! It’s Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson!   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Amityville: No Escape (2016)  * Elvis (2022)  * The Godfather (1972)  * Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)  * Lightyear (2022)  * Mad God (2021)  * The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)  * Prom Night (2008)  * T...

Those of you who aren't local should know that Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are known in town for being unstable. ALSO DISCUSSED * BoyTown (2006) * Cursed Films: Season 1 (2020) * The Found Footage Phenomenon (2021) * My Bloody Valentine (2009) * The Ruins (2008) * Scare Package (2019) * U.F.O. Abduction (1989) * Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKn...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson know that this isn't the life that you'd prefer, and that it's been hard for you to come down here. But they really want to be a happy family, you and them.  ALSO DISCUSSED  * 21 (2008)  * Amityville: Dollhouse (1996)  * Amityville: Evil Never Dies (2017)  * The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)  * The Mortuary Collection (2019)  * Spiderhead (2...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson can just see this ending up on the internet. ALSO DISCUSSED * All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) * Charlie Bartlett (2007) * Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008) * Futurama: Bender's Big Score (2007) * Futurama: Bender's Game (2008) * Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder (2009) * Ghost Whisperer: Season 1 (2005-2006) * Shakespeare's Globe: Othello (2008) * Vant...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson try to do their best for their friends and neighbours. EPISODE DESCRIPTION * In Bruges (2008) * Jumper (2008) * Love Birds (2011) * One Missed Call (2008) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

What Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson didn't know is that, over the years, their parents had become exhausted, and embarrassed. And they were willing to do anything to ease their burden. So one day, the parents approached a bus driver and made him an offer. With the money collected together, they asked him to do the unthinkable. It almost worked perfectly. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Boys: Season 3 (2022) * Char...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are surrounded by promiscuous dope fiends. ALSO DISCUSSED * 30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010) * Amityville: Death House (2015) * Beowulf (2007) * The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022) * The Man from Earth (2007) * The Man from Earth: Holocene (2017) * Mothering Sunday (2021) * Operation Mincemeat (2021) * P2 (2007) * Robot Chicken: DC Comics Special (2012) * Robot Chicken: DC Co...

Has excessive begging or pleading ever persuaded Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson to spare the life of a traitor? ALSO DISCUSSED * 30 Days of Night (2007) * Amityville: A New Generation (1993) * The Darjeeling Limited (2007) * Firestarter (2022) * Hatchet III (2013) * Michael Clayton (2007) * Rendition (2007) * The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (2007) * Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022) * Stranger Things: Sea...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are on their way to a funeral, you wanker! Don't you have any respect? ALSO DISCUSSED * 3:10 to Yuma (2007) * The Amityville Curse (1990) * Habit (1995) * Hatchet (2006) * Hatchet II (2010) * In Search of Darkness (2019) * The Last Winter (2006) * No Telling (1991) * Richard III (1955) * Right at Your Door (2006) * Romeo and Juliet (1968) * Wendigo (2001) Reach us on Twitt...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson spent their entire lives doing nothing but watching movies and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amityville Legacy (2016) * As You Like It (2006) * Bumblebee (2018) * Flood (2007) * Hairspray (2007) * Here Comes Hell (2019) * House on Haunted Hill (1959) * I Know Who Killed Me (2007) * The Invasion (2007) * The Pentaverate (2022) * Texas...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson look like Tom Petty in a negative way. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amityville Haunting (2011) * The Amityville Playhouse (2015) * Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) * Event Horizon (1997) * The Lost City (2022) * National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) * Transformers (2007) * Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) * Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) * Transformers:...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren't scared of the Zodiac. He's only shooting those farm kids. What scares them are those hippies out in the Haight with their "free love" and weird clothes. ALSO DISCUSSED * Black Sheep (2006) * Choose or Die (2022) * The Killing Floor (2007) * Knocked Up (2007) * Metal Lords (2022) * Mr. Brooks (2007) * The Witches (2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDo...

For seven years Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson spoke with God. He told them to take us all to Heaven. ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville 1992: It's About Time (1992) * Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) * Hellraiser (1987) * Hot Fuzz (2007) * The Northman (2022) * Perfect Stranger (2007) * Straightheads (2007) * The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) * Vacancy (2007) * Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2...

The moon will be full in three days. Your spirit shall forever remain among the humans. You shall age like them, you shall die like them, and all memory of you shall fade in time. And Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson will vanish along with it. You will never see them again. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amityville Asylum (2013) * Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) * Dead Silence (2007) * Disturbia (...

Whatever this killer's insane scheme is... it will surely be incomplete without Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * 300 (2006) * 300: Rise of an Empire (2014) * Ambulance (2022) * Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (1989) * The Bad Guys (2022) * Bridge to Terabithia (2007) * Ghost Rider (2007) * Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011) * Morbius (2022) * Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) Reach us on T...

Hold it, hold it, hold it. Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson can't do it no more. They can't sing no more sad songs. Bass man! Come on up! One, two, three - hit it! ALSO DISCUSSED * Breach (2007) * Death on the Nile (2022) * Dog (2022) * The Hitcher (2007) * The Messengers (2007) * Messengers 2: The Scarecrow (2009) * Moon Knight: Season 1 (2022) * Primeval (2007) * The Privilege (2022) * Scream (2...