The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson quit their jobs at the chemical plant to be comedians, to make people laugh because when they laugh, they feel good. The thing is... they didn't. So instead they're doing this podcast about 2016's controversial adaptation of "Batman: The Killing Joke". All it takes is one bad day. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman: Bad Blood (2016) * The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) * Dark Waters...

As long as Harlly, Lawson and Jeaun can siphon off the speedforce you can't escape this podcast where they discuss the 2013 animated feature "Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox". The only way to save the world is to keep this from ever happening. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Adventures of Skippy (1992-1993) * Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014) * Batman vs. Robin (2015) * Justice League: Throne of Atlant...

You don't get it. This isn't a podcast. It's an operating table. And Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are the surgeons. This week they're talking about the animated adaptation of Frank Miller's troubling Batman story "The Dark Knight Returns". You can't judge them. They're just too big. ALSO DISCUSSED * Emma. (2020) * Fantasy Island (2020) * The Good Place (2016-2020) * A Guide to Second Date Sex (2019) *...

The Oscars were last week but who the hell cares?! In this episode Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson sit down to discuss their favourite films from 2019 including the gutsy calls that the Academy is too cowardly to make! JEAUN'S TOP 10 Honourable Mentions: Avengers: Endgame, Cats, John Wick 3: Parabellum, Spider-Man: Far From Home, Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker #10 - It: Chapter 2 (1:48:08...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson came all the way back from the dead to make this episode happen. Join them as they discuss 2010's "Batman: Under the Red Hood", based on one of the most famous comic book storylines of the modern era. Harlly's the only one who's going to get what he wants tonight! ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman: The Animated Series - Season 1 (1992) * Bombshell (2019) * Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Season...

This week Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson need to un-wet their pants as they begin their trek through the DC animated canon with 2005's "The Batman vs. Dracula". It's a pain in the neck. ALSO DISCUSSED * Arrow: Season 8 (2019-2020) * Batman Beyond: The Return of the Joker (2000) * Batman: Gotham Knight (2008) * Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman (2003) * Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) * The...

This week Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson take a trip to the city of brotherly love as they discuss the groundbreaking 1993 AIDS drama "Philadelphia". ALSO DISCUSSED * And the Band Played On (1993) * Arrow: Season 8 (2019-2020) * Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) * Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero (1998) * Castle Rock: Season 2 (2019) * In the Tall Grass (2019) * The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) * Sex...

This episode, Machete happens, as Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson discuss Robert Rodriguez's nutty 2013 action film "Machete Kills". Try not to be distracted by the cleavage and the hairspray. That's part of their cover. ALSO DISCUSSED * Crisis on Infinite Earths (2019-2020) * Godzilla: King of Monsters (2019) * Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) * Inglourious Basterds (2009) * Jojo Rabbit (2019) * The Jungle Bo...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have gone on what the movie advertisements refer to as a "roaring rampage of revenge". They've roared. And they've rampaged. And they've gotten bloody satisfaction. And now they are gonna (discuss) Kill Bill. ALSO DISCUSSED * 1917 (2019) * The Blues Brothers (1980) * Death Proof (2007) * Dracula (2020) * Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks (1974) * The Gentlemen (2020) * Juman...

It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness that Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson lack, not rationality. Join them as they discuss Quentin Tarantino's extraordinary 2003 action revenge film "Kill Bill: Vol. 1". ALSO DISCUSSED •Cats (2019) •Dracula (2020) •Ghostwatch (1992) •Hocus Pocus (1993) •Jackie Brown (1997) •Johnny English Strikes Again (2018) •The Mandalorian: Season 1 (2019) •Needful Things (1993) •Pir...

Learn the podcast's origin story in a holiday break from the usual format, as Harlly and Jeaun interrogate Lawson about his highly complicated and unnecessarily strict method of finding and watching movies, documentaries and television shows.

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could. Join them as they discuss Colin Trevorrow's 2015 dinosaur thriller, "Jurassic World", in a podcast episode 65 million years in the making. ALSO DISCUSSED •Jurassic Park (1993) •Jurassic Park III (2001) •Last Action Hero (1993) •The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) •Star Wars: Episode IX - Ris...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson don't want to be your buddies. They just want a little breakfast. Join them as they discuss Joel Schumacher's horrifyingly prescient 1993 thriller "Falling Down". They're just standing up for their rights as consumers. ALSO DISCUSSED •The CW's Crisis on Infinite Earths (2019-20) •Dave (1993) •The Good Liar (2019) •Leprechaun: Back to tha Hood (2003) •Leprechaun: Origins (2...

Hold onto your shamrocks and guard your gold, because Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are discussing "Leprechaun 3". Join them as they dust off their bad Irish accents and discuss the benefits of a potato diet for a growing leprechaun. ALSO DISCUSSED •Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996) •A Few Good Men (1992) •Knives Out (2019) •Leprechaun (1993) •Leprechaun 2 (1994) •Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996) •Le...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have crossed oceans of time to discuss Francis Ford Coppola's 1992 adaptation of "Dracula". They must be stopped. ALSO DISCUSSED •21 Bridges (2019) •Aladdin (1992) •Candyman 3: Day of the Dead (1999) •Empire of Dreams: The Story of the 'Star Wars' Trilogy (2004) •Fantasia 2000 (1999) •Ford v Ferrari (2019) •Ghostwatch (1992) •Knives Out (2019) •The Nightmare Before Christm...

Hickory, dickory, Doc! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have picked their lock and they're ready to talk about Brian De Palma's bizarre 1992 thriller "Raising Cain", starring John Lithgow, John Lithgow, John Lithgow, with John Lithgow, and John Lithgow. ALSO DISCUSSED •Bob Roberts (1992) •Candyman (1992) •Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995) •Charlie's Angels (2019) •Doctor Sleep (2019) •Glengarry Glen...

We're through the looking glass here, people! Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson put on their tinfoil hats and discuss the riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside of an enigma. Oliver Stone's 1991 conspiracy drama "JFK". ALSO DISCUSSED •American Horror Story: 1984 (2019) •Basic Instinct (1992) •Basic Instinct 2 (2006) •Bruce Almighty (2003) •FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) •FernGully 2: The Magical Rescu...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson use antlers in all of their decorating! Join them as they discuss a tale as old as time: Disney's 1991 animated musical "Beauty and the Beast". ALSO DISCUSSED •Batman Begins (2005) •Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (1997) •Closet Land (1991) •Doctor Sleep (2019) •Game Night (2018) •King Lear (2018) •The People Under the Stairs (1991) •The Shining (1980)

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson settle down for some liver, fava beans and a nice chianti as they discuss Jonathan Demme's legendary 1991 serial killer thriller "The Silence of the Lambs". ALSO DISCUSSED •Adams Family Values (1993) •Brittany Runs a Marathon (2019) •Evil Dead II (1987) •Gemini Man (2019) •Hannibal (2001) •Hannibal Rising (2007) •Hustlers (2019) •Little Monsters (2019) •Ready or Not (2019)...

This week Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson take a look at 1991's Popcorn, a hidden gem of a slasher movie with personality to spare. ALSO DISCUSSED •Apocalypse Now: The Final Cut (1979) •Castle Rock: Season 2 (2019) •Day of the Dead (2008) •Graveyard Shift (1990) •Hamlet (1990) •Mr Inbetween: Season 2 (2019) •Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (1990) •Scooby-Doo (2002) •Watchmen: Season 1 (2019)

In this inaugural episode of I Don't Know Why We're Doing This, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson discuss Richard Stanley's lunatic 1990 science fiction horror film Hardware. ALSO DISCUSSED •American Horror Story: 1984 (2019)•Arrow: Season 8 (2019)•Beowulf (2007)•The Cat in the Hat (2003)•Dawn of the Dead (2004)•The Farewell (2019)•Groundhog Day (1993)•La Femme Nikita (1990)•The Masked Singer Australia: Se...