The Lonely Stoner Chronicles

Send a text I'm tryina be an entire mess in my old age. As long as I have all of my faculties I can't wait to be an old woman! Listen in to find out why. 

Send a text I know I've probably made an episode about my voice, but I had to spin 'round the blocks D talk about it some more. Enjoy!

Send a text I've been inconsistent lately and I'm sorry y'all. Life has been lifing the fuck outta me. It won't stop me though,but it will slow me down at times. Thanks for continuing to rock with me! Xoxo!

Send a text Fuck being an adult with inconsistent sex. I detest it! Does not want to subscribe!! That is all…

Send a text This episode is about Amber Heard. I don’t think I need to elaborate anymore than that. It’s short, sweet, and to the point.

Send a text A mixture of two rants together, but the main one is me loving my Jamaican heritage. Jamaicans are the coolest, most chill, sweetest, hardworking, boastful, most disrespectful, rudest, humble people ever! And I love every fuckin minute of it!  Whoever you are, wherever you come from, don't forget to rep your flag!!! Never forget the land of your family. Never forget who you are. ...

Send a text A continuation from my very first podcast. I decided not only to revisit the topic again, but this will be a continuous topic of discussion throughout my podcast journey. Why? Because why the fuck not? I have a lot to say about this particular subject matter. And I think you want to hear it. *Insert evil grin* Enjoy my stonerific ramblings! Stay lifted!!

Send a text Fuck world peace! I wish awesome highs and healthy, mind blowing orgasms on everyone!! That's what this world needs.

Send a text Feelings suck donkey dick!!! SIKE!! I'm playing! Ok no, but for real though... I'm crushing. So tell me, how does one politely tell a guy that they want to be slapped in the face with said guy's dick?!? Is there a polite way? Or is this the part where you have to play coy and do that round about bullshit game that one plays when attracted to another? Ugh!

Send a text Late post I know, trust me. I was near death... OK not really, but I was fucked up.

Send a text Just listen to my foolishness. I might be on to something here in this cannabis induced rant.

Send a text Men, avert you ears because this episode isn't for you! I got y'all on the next one though... It's that time of the month, again... Yes I am ranting, and acting up on this episode. Come. Let's  talk shit together and eat chocolate ice cream. 

Send a text I just found out today ago that I'm annoying. I don't know how I feel about that... 

Send a text Happy Birthday to ALL Aries babies!!! It’s my birthday and I want to share my thoughts with you guys whilst I smoke my cannabis.

Send a text I wonder what is in the cereal that people have been eating lately because the level of audacity is at an all time high! Honey chileee!! I cannot! L O L!!

Send a text Sometimes I people watch and make up stories about them in my head. This episode is about some of the bullshit I come up with.

Send a text Do we really care about how people look in order to be sexually attracted to one another? Or, is it that we the people put a shit ton of emphasis on looks to deflect our own short comings? I mean… I’ve cum to both men and women who didn’t own abs. Just saying.

Send a text Are u feeding your kids, or your partner first? Does it matter? Let's smoke and discuss it. 

Send a text I just found out my friends and family don't fuckin love me!  *insert dramatic music and sobbing* Listen to find out why.

Send a text Just me talking shit about valentine's day. Don't let me get a valentine though, it's over for y'all hoes if I do! Lol!! 

Send a text Yup! That's exactly what my podcast is about - pee and appliances. If you have a weak disposition please refrain from listening to this week's episode. 

Send a text So I cut myself shaving... Needless to say I'm not impressed with myself. 

Send a text For those who understand that not every day will be a high energy day. 

Send a text I am being savagely attacked by my female reproductive organs. I... I think this might be the month I don't make it. I'm not quite sure what's worse at this point. My insides, or the list of stoner related bloopers I've had today alone. Only time will tell I guess, or maybe you guys can be the judge?

Send a text Tuesday was officially my last day at work due to Ontario being shut down... AGAIN. So, I did what any normal person would do - I got shit faced and nearly killed myself with alcohol poisoning. It took all of Wednesday to recover. I regret nothing.