The Lonely Stoner Chronicles

Send a text Life comes at you fast, then fucks you hard and slow. Yes. It's definitely a mouth full, but it's an accurate mouthful... I'm glad to be back. I missed talking shit to you all! I struggle with consistency, but I'm here for the time being. This episode partially explains some of my absence with a little bit of humour, and slight kink. TRIGGER WARNING THINGS WILL GET...

Send a text I've never met a big booty baddie I didn't like... 

Send a text The best 3 minutes of your lives!

Send a text Hey guys!!! In this episode I think I discover my toxic trait. Maybe.

Send a text Part of being an adult is learning how to stop playing yourself. I'm still working on that. I'll get it one day.

Send a text I am outraged at the level of disrespect people for cooking! The amount of reels and vids I've seen of HORRIBLE cooking is absolutely bonkers.  I wasn't sure if I should publish this episode because it abruptly cuts off at the end. But it's so funny though. Well, at least I think it is. Let me know what you think.

Send a text I think the title speaks for itself. Fuck everyone involved, especially the enablers!

Send a text If you've watched The Boyz this episode is for you! You and I all know how we feel about it. I wouldn't be one bit surprised if we've all come to the same conclusion as well. This will be fun.🙃😈

Send a text Ok so my crush on Central Cee is finally over. He's got a girl and a kid. That kinda ruins the fantasy for me - it was fun while it lasted though. That by no means gives you young bucks out there permission to holla. I like my freedom. And you can take that however you want...

Send a text Hey y'all!!! It's been forever and a day. Did u miss me? I missed u! I'm back and I'm better!!!... Kind of.  OK so men - I just want to talk. I don't want any smoke. I'm simply speaking from my observations. NOT ALL OF U, but some of u are on some fuck shit, and I'm going to address it. If you're one of those "He-man woman haters" who g...

Send a text I know it's not a crime to have a crush on someone younger than you, but anything under 30 feels a bit too young you get me? What do you think?

Send a text Hey y'all! Just me keeping it all the way funky this Christmas. Love you all! Special thanks to every last one of my listeners. U guys are the best!

Send a text Who else besides me watches True Crime shows? Why does every guilty party look like they did whatever the fuck someone said they did? I'm not talking about mug shots either. I'm talking about the man, or woman, at the Christmas party that everyone said was, "just the sweetest person ever!"

Send a text Some crackhead piece of shit broke into my fuckin car! Ugh!!! Listen to this bullshit now...

Send a text Fuck all of you sexy mother Fuckers!!! Kidding! I'm kidding... Or am I?

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Send a text My bad guys. I totally forgot to upload these upcoming episodes. I hope you enjoy them! Please note that there won’t always be an episode description for every podcast. Mainly because I don’t want to write them. Also, a lot - well 90% of my material isn’t written down. I think it, I record it. Trying to put a description into words after that doesn’t always come out right. It seems for...

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Send a text If we stay waiting for the right time to do anything it will never happen. Do it ALL now! Within reason of course.

Send a text I nearly lost my damn car. Your girl was caught driving at racing speed. It was a doozy.

Send a text Idk… smh. Le sigh.

Send a text *** TRIGGER WARNING*** This is another episode about shit. Everyone with weak constitutions please wait for another episode. Don’t play yourselves.

Send a text I’ve been away for far too long. I won’t let life get in the way like that again! I hope you all missed me as much as I missed you!!

Send a text I’m talking a bag of shit about someone’s private parts while on shrooms… I should do shrooms more often. They’re great!

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