The Kickstart with Matt and Matt

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Postmortem Monster- Con, Telework Limbo Hell, Pod salvation, and Matt's awaiting robot quest. Weird News including wild boars terrorizing Italian towns, Burnt house real-estate, Gorilla copulation, and Sex work buses repurposed for prepubescent feild trips.  Just let the robots in.  They can take you where you want to be.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined once again by Zach the Coolest. Together they discuss Judas Priest's 50th anniversary, The musical food tastes of Sabaton, The Maryland lotto's mascot, and The debut of Zach's new podcast. Weird News including Sam Adams illegal beer, 30 boa constrictors in a Vegas home, Taco Bell subscriptions,  An inter-species hate crime, ...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt  Slippyboy Chris. Together the discuss charcoal grillin' , cannibal grillin' and the latest medical trend, secret cancer, claims another victim. Weird News including Cryptomining government workers, Florida pot hole planters, A kitty safety net, A brain jogger, and the coveted In Noble awards are held for a new class of winners. Feeling stuf...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the upcoming Judas Priest show, I Think You Should Leave, Matt's Salem trip, and Ivermectin Joe Rogan . Weird News including Desperate Monkeys, A 50 Million Bee Crash, Louisiana Aquatic Invaders,  The Reveal of Grimace, and An Epoxy Prophylactic.  What justifies taxing?  What taxes justice? 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Big Band Chris. Together they discuss Mike Lindell's cyber symposium, 70 year old gymnasts, Chris defends eugenics, Bob Ross's new doc and John of God's arrest.  Weird News including Milk crate madness, Justice for a parental problem leads to 30 grand for their son, Japanese neck breaker, and an Alabama woman reunites with...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Christian Anubis, a Fett sink stopper, the decline of OnlyFans Civilization and Woodstock 99 nightmares. Weird News including Robot goddess guides, Spice rack snakes, Unwelcome serpentine assaults, A racing horse making a run for it, and Another medication off the list of COVID cures. If you want it so bad you convince yourself it's real,...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dyed Purple Chris. Together they discuss new and exiting merch, American Horror Stories, and the progression of mental breakdowns. Weird News including bad writing robberies, Laser sight cat toy mishaps, Clean bathroom finalists, Kimchee cooler strikes gold, Ikea's meatball candle.  When you're meatball rich, life changes. Livi...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by last minute guest Zach the Coolest! Together they discuss the Matt and Matt drinking game, The Chubby Checker School of Business, The ever searching Bill Paxton for his estranged sons, Congo and Suicide Squad. Weird News including Florida real estate, The return of the rocket man, An 84yr old "memorabilia" collector's stas...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Cancer Culture Chris. Together they discuss Dr. Steven Seagal, Disappointment of Olympic proportions and Nazi Mulan. Weird News including NYC crash spills, A Ghost hunter decent, Cockatoo dumpster diving, Turtle attacks and Spagetti Snakes. Spread the maranarr, grate the chee and dive in and swallow them snakes Thanks for all the tech ,...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss state sponsored death, Tic-tok decomposition, Shark week, and new movies and show reviews. Gatorific Weird News including A gator? loose in Canadian condo, A Florida gator toss, An intercepted seagull, A dump truck dump, and a Skinny dipper caught with her pants down.  There's water everywhere, how can anyone own water? Its a drain, it&ap...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Sheer Heart Chris. Together they discuss medical miracles, Matt's racoon recipes, and Matt and Matt's VHS-Fest adventure and Chris's Catastrophe. Weird News including Giant goldfish terrorize Minnesota, A million dollar Mario, Zelda Zillions auctions, Buried bowling balls, and A cop saves a hemp fiend with the Heimlich.  T...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Zach the Coolest. Together they discuss Prince vs Sinéad , Best boy , Worst boy, and our newest Jamie.  Weird News including the ending of a legacy, A pigeon road block, Gator Jesus, Failed police dogs looking for homes, Maine mans adds to his sentence, and a Satellite hood ornament . Plead with our reptile lord to spare us for another s...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt traverse the topics of Robot pride, Cosmos with Matt and Matt, the Matt-achusetts trip, ground beef bikers, and Vin Diesel in space. Weird News including a Spider-pope summit, A sauce shortage threat, Nude Australians get spooked by a deer, and Monopoly Money is real money now. It if it doesn't matter to Vin, why should it matter to me? SHOW US Y...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Amber Alert Chris. Together they discuss the new Rick and Morty , Louis Armstrong in space, and Dr. Scholls getting to the heel of a situation. Weird News including a lobster diver goes from predator to prey, a pair of 17th century paintings found at a rest stop, a hard hat sailing trip, a traveling boar, and a patriarch of the largest f...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Cauldron Chris . Together they discuss the destiny of the Titanic, The latest Conjuring film, and Matt's final wishes. Weird News including Juicy pork burritos, A lucky dog does what he was meant to do, A municipal snafu, A reptilian obstruction, A fan of ...something... gets stuck in one, and the Ultimate Slip 'N' Slide g...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by malted milk ball Chris. Together they discuss Cicada-geddon, Salesman Chris takes a stab at the QVC lifestyle, Tom Hanks and some interesting films. Weird News including  a Cicada car crash, A beer backup for Germany, A Philly bike ride with an interesting condition, Drone sexual assault and an infantile projectile . Hug ya kids. Don&apo...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt fly solo through discussions of Jake the dinosaur, A new Kickstart invention, Waxy taffy, The cicada invasion continues, and a startling discovery about the dark knight. Weird News including A dairy-foiled dealer, Furry party crashers, A Louisiana piranha, A junior genius, The Canadian crusader concludes his adventure in politics.  Be who you are. Be...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Under the Covers Chris. Together they discuss Lego's dilemmas and adult night life, and the reviews for a few films. Weird News including a Maryland museum who's coin cashes in on a theory, An SUV with a surprise beneath the carpets, A cocaine toss out, and a Louisiana man bites off more than he should chew. This is probably it...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Buff-buffer Chris. Together they discuss The reinvention of Music Man, Matt's near death experience, and how air is both the life giver and taker. Weird News including a Maine police chief who phoned in his own call to get out of a meeting, Another explosive gender reveal, A laundered lotto ticket, An arrested tattooed man's ag...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Friction-less Richard Chris. Together they discuss living with Bigfoot, Pro-life Texas Vampires and Apple's new Foottime. Weird News including a blue good Samaritan takes care of some much needed indicators, Dracula's stick and steak, Gators in the bathtub, A surprise airplane baby and the cicada apocalypse is back.  Hide ya ki...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Cybertron (May The Fourth Be With You) Chris. Together they discuss the future of technology which culminates with a deep fake extravaganza,  Another doc-Q-series, and The Star Wars saga begins. Weird News including a 12 yr old who has zero scholastic chill, Another headline grabbing marshmallow story, and A roller coaster gets stuck at...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by identity crisis Chris. Together they discuss Dr. Fauci's origin story,  the sweet explosion from that tipped domino. Weird News including a turtle attack, a confection confusion, the King of Joshs has been crowned...,a fifteen year PTO plan, an ironic wardrobe choice, another piece of the onlyfans empire is claimed and more UFO vide...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Fully Loaded Baked Potato Chris. Together they discuss, for far too long, the disturbing nature of old cartoons, Mike Lindell's latest pillow, Step Jesus and his questionable requests, and the mire of talkshow wasteland. Weird News including fake millionaire's looking for a charity at the dollar store, a barrister in the buff,...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Fortune Cookie Chris. Together they discuss Matt's Clue Project, the Matt and Matt Foundation, and Chris reveals some ancient wisdom. Weird News including A Kentucky University needs a new admissions standard, An Idaho soap stacker, A PA collision causes a sticky situation, Elon Musk's Monky Ping Pong, Swift justice is dispatch...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Jim Henson's cultural appreciation,  a toad blast from the past, and the possibility of diverse life in space. Weird News including some justice for our oil-covered penny friend, A scholastic deer attack, Sea mine washes ashore in Florida, A true-crime true opportunity,  Yahoo answers the question if they'll shut down (the answer is...