The Kickstart with Matt and Matt

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the inevitable commercial future of our afterlife,  space travel as a hive mind, and Grandpa Roomba. Weird News including a classic Easter mix-em-up, A monstrous explanation of Nessie,  The emperor's OLD art, A relieving dedication , A heavenly headset, and A stellar catapult. If you see the Loch Ness Monster, run.  Because that means he...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the deafening silence in wake of the loss of a legend, American Idols, and Studio 666. Weird News including Mike Tyson gets bit back, Grand theft oinko, The wrong serpentine belt, A blind record, Space meat, and UAP E.R. We believe you. Especially if you're a patreon supporter.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt RETURN! Together they discuss Matt's Dental nightmare, The time apart , and the slap heard round the world. Weird News including a Liquid tragedy , A beloved Japanese festicle, Tasty tales, The wrong way to do dishes, and Why sometimes dead is better... If you can't find a better way just wait. It's not worth the doctor visit.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Matt's dental destiny, The ghost of a burn victim himself : Ken Burns, An ISO for a Brendan Frasier takeover,  Matt's weird news clairvoyance, the low down on the deep state, And the ONLY site you've been waiting for. Weird News including A speed boat ditch glitch, A thief looking to put some heads together, Why some people shou...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the disability discrepancy, the nature of space-time, and Wolverine side effects. Weird News including A bow smuggling cripple, Private time pods , A pipe laying marathon, A protein vending machine, and A cup of tea too much. Just let them go, don't try to get a second cup. Just go for them SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS ! SHOTS! 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss getting Notified  of your Burns, important reviews, Murderville and Matt recalls the Ghost/Volbeat/Twin Temple show that kept us apart two weeks ago. Weird News including The ultimate betrayal by a guard who's ruined what he swore to protect, An infuriated caller dials the wrong city, A Thai slip of the tongue, An accidental Trump rally,...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The Equate alternate universe, The sinful nature of thoughts, and Corpse cannons. Weird News including A Florida man's GTA fantasy comes true ,  A mayoral mishap with iceholes, An apologetic burglar, French fry smell goods, and the oldest pub EVER meets it's demise. Get yo groove on. go. you. YES YOU! GO PLAY SOMETHING THAT GETS YOUR...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Mary Roach and the dead, The Prince Diamond Show  and Funeral secrets.  Weird News including Joe Rogan flip flops, The oldest fish gets a fresh fig, Domino's pays you!, A true crime stops a play crime, an Elon Musk shakedown , and A spoon man. Stay safe tonight kids xoxo

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the cutting edge physics of faster-than-light vampires, Anemic Dr. Matts, The women of Jeff Goldfinger Bezos, Jonah Hill's simultaneous states and Neil DeGrasse Tyson's role in  the coming era. Weird News including  A weekend pension at McBernies, Primate escapees are "accounted for", Dogs rescued by its hunger,  A badger u...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Titanic celebrity experiences, Italian movie star retirement plans, and the Ray Liotta sculpture that we all know we needed. Weird News including Canned cocaine gets caught, An inner ear bug, An after-math clean up mix up, A Lock down one-and-done, and A political pantsing attempt gone wrong. Living that good life, soaking up the sunlight, hav...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Jonathan Frakes' taunting, A perilous meeting of planes, trains, and automobiles, and Al Pacino's down time. Weird News including the North Korean origins of burritos, A failed horror movie plot escapes at a police stop, A Christmas lotto winner finishes school early (probably), FBI vs Pirates, Po-po-Go oh on! , and a WWII letter is...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the passing of Betty White, James Woods telescope, Batman guillotine, Movie review, and James Bond. Weird News including McExercise, A Slippery Slope Rescue, Deer Hunter : Revenge, Scruff McGruff steals some luggage, Alexa fails the babysitter exam, and An a fishy precipitation.  This is just a note for me for later IT'S ON THE LEASE!!

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt traverse their 260th episode. Together they discuss Chris' pyramid body, Celebrity gossip, and a review of Don't Look Up. Weird News including a Minnesota finally gets a 68 year old letter finally arrives, A tasty Japanese TV , A masculine drug mule denies ownership of his payload and the moment you've all be waiting for : THE 2021 ORIF...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Christmas Chris. Together they discuss the horrors of Dick Van Dyke & Mary Poppins, The Fabulous Gemstones, and other media. Weird News including a duo of zebra's in the wrong neighborhood, An incarcerated treasure hunter, A 58ft bridge heist, An ancient giant bug, and TSA apparently doesn't accept women's undergarment...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Bad Blood Redo-Chris. Together they discuss hurling toward death,  Ads for better shows, The Juice's  diversification. Weird News including a Chinese man who keeps stealing money from his girlfriend, A gunshot victim with 70 cats, A Sicilian bishop is determined to kill Santa's capitalistic soul, A record cannibalized confectio...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Miles the Video Star! Together they discuss how Christian Bale will get fat for you! Llama-geddon destroys our Amazon Search History, and Miles, game-creator extraordinaire, brings us a brand new game : How Many Nipples!? Weird News including A Hamms memorabilia collector shows off his collection, A sex toy company torpedoes a curling pr...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt talk about how Christmas is cancelled, The Revelation of Santaconda, Matt goes on about Midnight Mass,  Wonderwall, and  Hollywood Pandering. Weird News including The British Shining as patrons get snowed in, CA truck makes a money dump, A heart attack inducing win for a post-heart surgery patient, An Australian animal ban, and a Kickstart Gift Guide....

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Bornless Chris. Together they discuss Money woes, Tactical indictments, The world falling to pieces and, you guessed it : curling. Weird News including Giant Nerf Guns, Giant joysticks, A solo divorce, and a Giant spider ready to pierce it's way into your heart. Happy Turkey Day Eat something for us.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Miles! Together they discuss Reboot, Matt's Mattachusetts adventure, a slow George Washington bridge death, and the dreaded crystal troll toll. Weird News including A trash cans trek , A Florida sewer gator, A scholastic moose, and an eco-logical dog mix up. Be grateful for what you have Unless you're New York, then run a comb...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Vaccine bees, Insect androids, The limbo colosseum, A tactical bath for two, and Snake eyes blackjack. Weird News including Inflammatory Halloween decorations, A Munich man's debt reconciliation plan, A perilous day for painters, A serpentine well dilemma, and back to back bird wonders.  Get to work on your November projects. FOR SCIENCE!...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Joker Bernie Sanders. Together they discuss American Horror Story  vampires, The misadventures of Ming Chen, and Steve Harvey car sales. Weird News including Hungry Hungry Cocaine Hippos, A deadly meat tube, Another message in a bottle, A murderous model, New Zealand cops play a different game, and A bait and switch locksmith.  Happy Spo...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Zach the Coolest. Together they discuss the truth about the birth of Jesus, Goose Zeus, A divine pregnancy test , and we discover Christoph Waltz  : man of many talents. Weird News including Ancient marine weaponry, African cats in Detroit, The bare naked Dead Sea, A combo of cleanliness and non-procreation, and A man wastes time playing...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Conservation Chris. Together they discuss the evils of AT&T, The profound impact of the SyFy Channel, Saltine houses, and the classic Shaq/ Godzilla debate. Weird News including J's Black Nuts, 51 bars a night, A pliable husband makes his most flexible choice yet, and cocaine riddled dreams are dashed. Aren't you glad this...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Back Business Chris. Together they discuss a new number Juan mixtape, Chris accepting women's pants, The Primus show, and a few new things to watch. Weird News including an 80 year old vampire attempt, A Danish artist gives 'em the Steve Miller Band treatment, A Turkish man who searches for himself, A 7 year old unwittingly lin...

Send us Fan Mail Another Monster-Con in the books! Listen to Matt and Matt as they scream into the field recorder and try to hold a sober thought long enough to convey their experience.  Tune in - Freak out