The Kickstart with Matt and Matt

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Tim Burton's World, Barbarian, Mercyful Fate show, A Doc of Religious proportions. Weird News including a Loser wearing a winners badge, A Smoking Marathon, Why disposable eyewear isn't optional, Smugglers try everything they can.  Orange ya glad I didn't say DEA?

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the upcoming Mercyful Fate show, The end of Spooky Season, And Halloween has been Killed. Weird News including An upside-down masterpiece, A pretty little liar, Chef Robin Hood, Digital Dumpster Fires, The return of HH Holmes, and A ghost pirate gets another shot at some booty. It's barely there. Why not show them? Happy Halloween. All ye...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt traverse the final yeez in the coffin, Hellraiser 2022, and a drop kick government. Weird News including A deep inspection,  A fishy crash, Jazzy brain surgery, An ancient Doc stays alive, Attack bees attempt to thwart an eviction, and A crash-proof nightmare. Hide your kids, hide your wife or we'll all melt into this ...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison. Together they discuss their Monster Con adventures moments after they've happened. Prepare your ears.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison and for the first time on the show DEERDRA!! Together they recap MonsterCon. Weird News including Street Sharks are back, Check mate for a chess champ, Trouser snakes, A formerly captive bull, A CGI nightmare, and Furry friends. Chroma-key my life. Goodnight to the true Queen.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined again by Zach the Coolest. Together they discuss elderly injuries that only become more frequent, how no body pours baby in a corner, Allison is the god of war, and a treasure from a Jurassic celebrity. Weird News including A bat homecoming dance, A sixteen foot bargain hunter, A sightless skateboarder, Another truck dumps it's pinata...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Flat As A Pancake Chris. Together they discuss the trials and tribulations of Dario Argento having three Moms, Pre-fast-forwarded movie, Adult Film director Chris, Nick Cage's skate-through career and Monster Con prep. Weird News including A Ninth Gate collection builds, A future home is invaided by Bezos drones, A painter is brough...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Brendan Frasier's change of heart, the new Hellraiser, the repose of the Queen.  Weird News including Strange dietary habits give a charge, A chess match suspected of going south, The President King is almost reinstated at DQ, The call of blood prevails, Her Majesty's wet T-shirt contest, and another round of the Ig Nobel awards.  It...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Call of Duty : Q-Tip Warfare, Delusions of Smurf proportions, THE FORTHCOMING CLUE DOCUMENTARY, and a sequel of Titanic proportions. Weird News including Hong Kong Donkey Dongs, Shaq gets beat up by a little Russian guy, A fossil fisherman, A series of delicious accidents show The Day of Reckoning may have arrived including a delicious desert,...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt talk about Tales From The Crypt, Mister Ice Cream Kid, Matt's Vacation, and the Ice T level of achievement, Weird News including An ostrich dry run, A spicy bunker, The future of embryonic reach, A  scent straight from the perfumed garden, A  55,000 year old steak, Blind justice is brought to the race track , and The plane is the only thing this...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined again by Allison, together they discuss movies that should be left alone, the conversational equivalent of walking to Mordor. Weird News including A Bull in a bank shop, A lick of a dive bar on a hot day, A super slide to death,  H.R. Giger pairs up with Doc Johnson and Dr. Scholes, A Renaissance recess, and a Papa travesty. Just break your...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss a variety of drinks including Capri Sun,  Liquid Death, and the FBI, As well as Dungeons & Dragons & Detectives. Weird News including A political bee, A Midsommar wanna be, Canine lotto nightmares, The Coffin Confessor, A baby bites back, and a Man who went full buns out on someone else's car.  Consent. Flared Base. Smile on your...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr.  Allison ! Together they discuss peppers, squash, and cucumbers and Federal warrants, An interest in the new Predator movie, and why NO ONE HAS EVER OCCUPIED THE THIRD MIC. Weird News including a Spicy mistake, An arachnid arsonist, A loose wolf tries to run home, A double escapee is IN THE WRONG HOME, and A Florida woman wasn't...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Elliot Stabler : Eagle of America, Crime TV and Matt's Ocean Adventure. Weird News including Marauding Monkeys, Emu Justice, Alien Cats. Breaking Statues, A Key Piece of Evidence, and a Flaming Mistake.  Double check you addresses.  Tanned, Toned, Skinned and De-boned is where it's at for this Hoochie Saluchi Summer.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Paul Sorvino joining the other mobster dead, A papal apology, Sleep paralysis, And a million dollar (debt) idea.  Weird News including a Hawaiian 7-Eleven samurai attack, A graveyard cup and ball game, Self aware robots stepping in, A reptilian homicide, Whale justice, Chess robots wins, and A vicar's vacuum .  What do you wear over your...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison! Together they discuss Matt's COVID journey, VHS Fest, Matt's property violation, and Jesus' Backstory.  Weird News including An honest obituary, A displaced iguana,  A Christian demolition of future possibilities, A doctors note gets over turned, A overpayment new life, A bigfoot summoning  murder.  Noodle wit...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison! Together they discuss The Staircase, An adult wedding  ft. Alex Jones, and  A loooong dive into the meta-future.  Weird News including Alexa Lazarus moments, "The" gets caught, A bombshell of a kitchen ornament, Attack of the giant bacteria, A truckload of a fourth celebrations, and A German Burger King caters to M...

Send us Fan Mail In this Episode Matt and Matt discuss the virtue of lies, Santa vs. God, and Absentee fathers Weird News including A blazed bus driver, An unconventional family grows, A crustacean libation, A final sentiment, An out of place pet, A top dollar tape, And a robo husband. Little Batteries, like a watch battery.....

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Everything Everywhere All at Once, Civil War Pt 2, and Execution Diversity.  Weird News including why you'll do well to remember an elephant never forgets, A sentient AI coverup,  Ancient Salt Life, A pyro-pup,  A courtroom cockroach invasion,  and a Catfish of a discovery.  Cockfish. Is that a thing? I bet it sucks.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt dive straight into pride month, Hotel Artemis, Kung Fu movies and Matt's bout with a stomach bug NOT food poisoning.  Weird News including A brass section  bear deterrent, A jumper who refused to stop, A set of park goers who begged to stop, A handy-coked rascal, The Uber left behind and Your Fathers Day shopping guide. It's pride month and...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the ins and outs of Detective Crashmore and Matt's birthday  and the Wings of Hermes.  Weird News including DolphinTalk, Jaws Justice, A SBC Lawsuit, Bad shoes for too much, A Japanese accounting snafu, A (wet) Dream job, and A Homicidal sheep is brought to justice.  I don't know who you are, I don't know what I want, but what I...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined once again by Allison, together they discuss both the ethics of physics and the physics of ethics, Matt's video game review.  Weird News including Arby's special sauce, An incensed couple sues their child over his, Another call answered by justice, A baby gets played in like a wrestler, An ingenious meal accessory, and The oldest...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Social Media Plagues, Jailbreakers, Cosmic Dawns and Karen Carpenter invades our minds. Weird News including An ass worth it's weight in gold, An extra pick-me-up along side your coffee, A modern genius of ingenuity, Time traveler forecasts, A Goodwill bust of historic proportions, and An update from a newly reassembled friend. May all yo...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss An aromatic assessment, The greatest salesmen of nonsense, The Matts take a stand, and A Fang Around Conclusion.  Weird News including A miracle marathon, A rural Canaanite relic reclamation, An blast of a souvenir, A classic dominating mix-em-up, and Magnetron steals everything we stole from him. Don't reprogram your microwaves kids.   T...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by first time caller long time listener Allison! Together they discuss Weird News including Explosive demands, A gasping dental procedure, A cellphone search and rescue, High honors for wedding-goers, and A primate comeback story. You thought it'd be funny, but now everyone is just Alex Jones.