The Kickstart with Matt and Matt

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Upcoming oven of VHS Fest X, God raining out the Fourth, Matt dodges fate's disaster, and Aliens working together. Weird News including Romantic Hedgehogs, Instant Karma, A Hot sauce disaster, Japanese Robo-wolves, and A new Bat-man is born. Stay hot babies, AND be cool. xoxo

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt conclude Pride Month with a discussion of staying young and healthy, Cat translations, Another movie review, and Matt has to help Matt resurrect. Weird News including A homeward bound giraffe, An overserved Carnival, Labels get too real, A prison purse check, and Mexican Batman avenges the motorbike victims of the Americas. Stay Proud 24/7, babies. We...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Bernie's Money Blastoff, Traffic cooperation and the swift traffic justice doled, Back to the movies with Steven, who's tired of being your children's YouTube. Weird News including Quantity over quality, The swimming capacity of Reese's, A tallboy in the Southwest, Zen and a shot, and Kids will always beat us in the end.  O...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Living Dead weekend, George Romero's deadly secret, and  Continuing to be proud for another week. Weird News including The Ark almost Titanics, Hershey Park calls in the vampires, A diaper bag  draw down, and A double dose of puppy power.  Keep it proud, babies.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt return like a phoenix, rising from Arizona! Together they discuss where they've been the past month, Matt gets a win, Pride month kickoff, Matt saw Barry and The UFO people are calling.  Weird News including A breakup breakdown with heavy equipment, A guy gets drunk all on his own, Some ancient sourdough, Oops wrong leg, and sealing the tip. Use...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss  Meta Mafia Ray Bans, May the fifth be with you, John Walsh's head start, and The subtleties of modesty. Weird News including Don't forget to charge your iBRAIN, Man's best revenge, Asking for what you want, Flaming wieners, and a Sub gets low and gets tossed out. Twerk only for the consenting. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Space Rides, Charcoal lady on the front nine, A casket truck coming for Matt, and Rewatches. Weird News including a 21st century Wake, A decade long cat and mouse identity game, Marrying just one of the sisters, A 35 min drive for a burger, and A bovine search warrant.  Stay warm, stay fuzzy, Lycra season is coming.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Existential awareness in an alien body, Troublemakers at the pump, Swimming the whirlpool.  Weird News including Intimate theft, Going for a long drive, The smoking perpetrator, Bear justice, The cow test. The warmth is coming, get those tan lines ready. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The ancient art of Gun Fu, William H Macy's stunt double blocking the isle, Kinda Diamond releases their first song, and Bob Lazar Presents : Mafia vs. Aliens. Weird News including A cow gets stabby, A Lancaster man has a blast in lieu of his house guests, The dry bar is dry for a reason, 167.3 wasn't enough for this guy, and the sta...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Matt's mystery allergy, Giant Easter balls,  Nano bots attack and save, and Welcome back Harry Houdini! Weird News including A counter-teleportation testimony, Altitude Sickness Mr. Yuck, Contaminated chocolates stray from the traditional recipe, and The hardest festival in Japan.  Stand proud and tall, grab your iron marital aids, its ti...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Matt's continued dental nightmares, Matt's Illness and the awards nightmare. Weird News including Microplastics to the rescue, More than an elf on this shelf, Teleporting, Mess with the bull get the horns, and A criminal against all odds The weather is confused but we know we're still in hell. "Spread some honey on these cr...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the corruption of the youth, Qui Gone Evil & Obi Dan Kenobi, In the Blink of an Eye and Weapons. Weird News including Gotta Nab 'em All, A hoot of an antique shop, A Mud tube claims another victim, Monopoly money's not enough, and We a little closer to bilingual.  Get your bikinis ready. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The progression of space time disclosure, Tech woes, A short fall, and Snowpokalypse II. Weird News including Blades strikes again, A questionable gull revival, A glowing error, Your vacuum is informing to the CIA, and Hypno-terror. Stay awake, stay vigilant, stay at The Holiday Inn.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The biological abomination of Humpty D, The influence of tech, The multiplicitous layers of hell, and cooking atop a mountain. Weird News including A serpentine bride, GPS leads another driver astray, The Olympic village running short on latex, Love collapses, and A tenant smells the way they should.  Keep it Olympic, keep it divine. Don'...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Mr. Lehman, and you have no idea who that is, most likely, along with the movie Flow and its effects and . Weird News including the J-Town Goose Wrangler, A deadly kite battle is resurrected, Stacking the sack in your favor, Breaking into work, And the portal wasn't the only thing opening up. Open up your portals, we're coming in.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the final Nightmare, the end of Prince Diamond, the frozen hellscape we're traversing, and what happens when we're going.  Weird News including Gay pandas, Headless and hardly 55, The Spiby empire, A human artillery shell case, and Cancel the plans and the walrus will take care of himself. It's a cruel cruel winter. But we love...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the end of the Prince Diamond dynasty, the Rise of perpetual advertising, and stage climate woes. Weird News including An absconded walrus member, A bovine tool belt, A rampage, A crab spill takes entirely too long to clean up,  and A final roller coaster.  If it snows we'll freeze with you. xoxo

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Cranked Chris. Together they discuss the Final Nightmare, The promo,  and Chris' intergalactic travels.  Weird News including An emotional support horse, A future mermaid, and the 2025 Orifice Report! Bless you, and all of your holes.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt address the power of threes, announce the end of a great dynasty, and enter into the void for whats next. Not the podcast- sorry. Weird News including A Pentagon potential breach, A self fulfilling prophecy, A ribless conundrum,  Cop curses, and Disney refuses to be stop living on the edge of safety.  BUCKLE UP - UNBUCKLE

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt embark on the high holiday and  final episode of 2025.  Together they discuss studio innovations, Tom's Music Trade, and what to avoid when you see people out on a date. Weird News including Kentucky Gift Wrap, A nitrogen cocktail, The bees who definitely did kill the guy, A case of Salvation Army PTSD, and 2025 was almost what we thought.  Happy...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the incoming holiday, Santa's implicit capacity for pain draws unearthly speculation, Channeled rage, and equipment take overs Weird News including A new Tekken champ is crowned, A 67Million Dollar flip over a pair of pants. A sign says everywhere "don't ",  Spy vs. Spy , and A Quantum Leap into a collision.  Merry X-Mas Ho...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss DVD is 100 and Matt feels it, A staff birthday, The legacy of Lord Gallagher, and a sad end to a shining light. Weird News Game Stop is taking whatever you've got, Pets= people?, A doner gives twice, Science slips the slide, and A chilly quicksand debacles wit ol' man Marshall. Hugs to you all xoxo

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Kiss' new member, Drinkable water sources, Black Christmas and Rush Hour 4. Weird News including A bus driver who took the job, A recovered egg, Unrecovered pumpkins, A intercepted feast, and A fuzzy drunks gratitude of inter-species litigation.  Old lady candy for life.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Prime objective, A Graceful exit, Absurdity reigns, and the Chair part one. Weird News including A shook up judge, A hot and ready speeding ticket, A dine and dash influences her way to jail, A double-tow backseat body, and Back from the brink.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss A Hollywoood mystery that's coming to an end, Robert Wagner's side gig, The deathbed confessional, and Extraterrestrial culpability. Weird News including Being a man at any age, Snap into a slim jim, Mama Mia, A K-9 10-32, FBJOI.  We're thankful for you. Make sure you get stuffed appropriately.