The Kickstart with Matt and Matt

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the 7 year anatomy, The return to the Mahoning, and the reunion with our beloved Tom Atkins. Weird News including A bird in underpants, When ya gotta go you gotta go, A new realm of dine and dash, Golds back from the CIA, and the Last patient of the day is the first of the next.  Get Spooky, get loose.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt return to discuss the ebbed beach, third time's a charm, The Real Jesse Ventura goes to Acme, and Tom's a-callin'. Weird News including Plumbers strike gold, A K9 greeter, Crossing boundaries with johnson, A short wait now or a big weight later, And getting swallowed up for your birthday in the worst possible way. Spooky Season babies,...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss monetizing your therapy, The Italian Irish connection, Tom's comin' to town, MGS research, and the millionaire plans for the Monster Con Hotel.  Weird News including A short sighted journey, At HomeGoods where there's smoke, there's not fire, Nick Cage opens up another portal to hell, A rough animal tour,  and a crappy end...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the latest Greek epic interpretation and the future of King Diamond's cabaret.  Weird News including A highspeed chicken heist, Computer cockroaches, A lethal medical boner (error), The boys are coming to port, and a Roomba infidelity slapback. Summer's closing up, but the sun's still shinin'. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the loss of icons, Matt's trip to that deluxe apartment in the sky above central park, and Matt's electric shot at the buzzer. Weird News including Police misdipatch, Detained em all let god sort em out, Plastic cookies have arrived, The god of darkness has 29 toes, and A Horse Hose Draining facility turns out to be a regular ol&apos...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the pantheons of gods, Alien Mythology, Kurt Russel will be Matt's friend, and Marky Mark is Italian now. Weird News including Monkey's Day Off, A mortal ticket, A lascivious bomb threat,  Slithering Protection, and The Grim Reaper puts in his Hospital greeter shift. Summer's blowin and burnin enjoy it while it lasts.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss their future contributions to digital society, which Matt people would choose to be in an Invasion of the Body Snatchers situation, and the projected plans for the coming week. Weird News including A side track for cyborg teachers, A Cosmic caper comes to an end, a Celebrity flouts the law, Giant sky mirrors to cook your pop tarts, and finally...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the departure of Andy LaRocque, Revisited Memories and Beach adventures. Weird News including Presenter to exhibit, A bucket of guts, A found freezer, A hiker with an extra limb, and OnlyMarms takes the world by storm. Suns out. Buns out. xoxo 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Wizard of Oz and the four rabbi's who went to check it out, and Matt monitors EMS response time as our temporary Dr. Chubs, reporter in the field. Weird News including A nude train surfer, A K9 420, Mrs. C3P0 Grade 3, Drenched Mail, and Some meat for your mouth. Lock in, Lock out, You're having fun, right?

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt recount the latest trek to VHS Fest X, the friends, the merch, the twenty minute action scenes. Weird News including Plasma Cannon High Schoolers, Intimates thief beat downs, Snake water, A video game jolt, And a corporate coverup in the bakery isle. Sun's out, buns out.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Upcoming oven of VHS Fest X, God raining out the Fourth, Matt dodges fate's disaster, and Aliens working together. Weird News including Romantic Hedgehogs, Instant Karma, A Hot sauce disaster, Japanese Robo-wolves, and A new Bat-man is born. Stay hot babies, AND be cool. xoxo

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt conclude Pride Month with a discussion of staying young and healthy, Cat translations, Another movie review, and Matt has to help Matt resurrect. Weird News including A homeward bound giraffe, An overserved Carnival, Labels get too real, A prison purse check, and Mexican Batman avenges the motorbike victims of the Americas. Stay Proud 24/7, babies. We...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Bernie's Money Blastoff, Traffic cooperation and the swift traffic justice doled, Back to the movies with Steven, who's tired of being your children's YouTube. Weird News including Quantity over quality, The swimming capacity of Reese's, A tallboy in the Southwest, Zen and a shot, and Kids will always beat us in the end.  O...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Living Dead weekend, George Romero's deadly secret, and  Continuing to be proud for another week. Weird News including The Ark almost Titanics, Hershey Park calls in the vampires, A diaper bag  draw down, and A double dose of puppy power.  Keep it proud, babies.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt return like a phoenix, rising from Arizona! Together they discuss where they've been the past month, Matt gets a win, Pride month kickoff, Matt saw Barry and The UFO people are calling.  Weird News including A breakup breakdown with heavy equipment, A guy gets drunk all on his own, Some ancient sourdough, Oops wrong leg, and sealing the tip. Use...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss  Meta Mafia Ray Bans, May the fifth be with you, John Walsh's head start, and The subtleties of modesty. Weird News including Don't forget to charge your iBRAIN, Man's best revenge, Asking for what you want, Flaming wieners, and a Sub gets low and gets tossed out. Twerk only for the consenting. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Space Rides, Charcoal lady on the front nine, A casket truck coming for Matt, and Rewatches. Weird News including a 21st century Wake, A decade long cat and mouse identity game, Marrying just one of the sisters, A 35 min drive for a burger, and A bovine search warrant.  Stay warm, stay fuzzy, Lycra season is coming.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Existential awareness in an alien body, Troublemakers at the pump, Swimming the whirlpool.  Weird News including Intimate theft, Going for a long drive, The smoking perpetrator, Bear justice, The cow test. The warmth is coming, get those tan lines ready. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The ancient art of Gun Fu, William H Macy's stunt double blocking the isle, Kinda Diamond releases their first song, and Bob Lazar Presents : Mafia vs. Aliens. Weird News including A cow gets stabby, A Lancaster man has a blast in lieu of his house guests, The dry bar is dry for a reason, 167.3 wasn't enough for this guy, and the sta...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Matt's mystery allergy, Giant Easter balls,  Nano bots attack and save, and Welcome back Harry Houdini! Weird News including A counter-teleportation testimony, Altitude Sickness Mr. Yuck, Contaminated chocolates stray from the traditional recipe, and The hardest festival in Japan.  Stand proud and tall, grab your iron marital aids, its ti...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Matt's continued dental nightmares, Matt's Illness and the awards nightmare. Weird News including Microplastics to the rescue, More than an elf on this shelf, Teleporting, Mess with the bull get the horns, and A criminal against all odds The weather is confused but we know we're still in hell. "Spread some honey on these cr...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the corruption of the youth, Qui Gone Evil & Obi Dan Kenobi, In the Blink of an Eye and Weapons. Weird News including Gotta Nab 'em All, A hoot of an antique shop, A Mud tube claims another victim, Monopoly money's not enough, and We a little closer to bilingual.  Get your bikinis ready. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The progression of space time disclosure, Tech woes, A short fall, and Snowpokalypse II. Weird News including Blades strikes again, A questionable gull revival, A glowing error, Your vacuum is informing to the CIA, and Hypno-terror. Stay awake, stay vigilant, stay at The Holiday Inn.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The biological abomination of Humpty D, The influence of tech, The multiplicitous layers of hell, and cooking atop a mountain. Weird News including A serpentine bride, GPS leads another driver astray, The Olympic village running short on latex, Love collapses, and A tenant smells the way they should.  Keep it Olympic, keep it divine. Don'...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Mr. Lehman, and you have no idea who that is, most likely, along with the movie Flow and its effects and . Weird News including the J-Town Goose Wrangler, A deadly kite battle is resurrected, Stacking the sack in your favor, Breaking into work, And the portal wasn't the only thing opening up. Open up your portals, we're coming in.