The Kickstart with Matt and Matt

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Pride month, Imagine Dragons : Westeros Virginia , and There were monsters on the world. Weird News including Another failed do-it-you-selfer, A fungal fate, License plate links, A med school drop out makes it big, and Interpersonal impact. Check the point of entry folks... Get cleared for landing.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss God's Dad, A new season of I Think You Should Leave, and holiday weekend adventures. Weird News including An Autobot takeover, Gravity meets cheese, A draining recovery, Righteous pocket indignation, and A man set on making his flight. Just try to tell me you don't care.    

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss their Einsteinian origins, Tobin Bell's Trap House, Matt's become a man of a certain age and Matt's most recent show recaps. Weird News including Slithery walls, A poo pile up, A new fuel, Bumble fury, and why you don't mess with a man's livelihood. Run for your lives. Tobin's about to drop the beat.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Guardians of the R Rating pt. 3,  Dan Smick doesn't acknowledge your accidents, Baby BBQs and Matt's show. Weird News including A home meteor, A pasta conclusion, An MD GTA, A K9DUI, A terrifying child discovery. I think this is home....there are no accidents.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt recap Matt's island trip, Spamfest, mountain climbs, and a hibachi hero.  Weird News including Exorcist cops, A spaghetti caper, The Fast and Furious insurance department, A million bees riding shotgun, and a Mothers Day list.  Hug your Mom.   Unless she's not cool. Then just send her some bees.

Send us Fan Mail  This week Matt and Matt are joined by Doctor Allison IN THE FIELD at Monster Con's first April Con. Death defying vehicular moves, Conversations that plead for death,  and ...smoke break! PINKIES UP! 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt recount the tales of the first April Monster Con, William Shatner the speed racer, Kane's interrogation service,  and an Ominous warning from Robert Patrick.  Weird News including Cocaine Hippos, Dictionary outrage, A theft that turned on a dime, A new rat czar rises to power, a Public works project gets terminated and A wizard of a good time .  ...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the first Monster-Con April, Arnold the pothole guy, Billionaire track and field, Post-apocalyptic Olympians.  Weird News including  Double GTA, A heisting grannie, A cold blooded flyer, A drunk driver keeps it simple, A Mandalorian mistake and a new Texan cryptid.  Don't measure it, which finger is it. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Giant government, The arraignment of a orange, Internet slights, and Chris' whereabouts.  Weird News including Cross species killers, Australian maid wranglers, John third-Leg-uizamo,  An underage Amazon shopping spree, and Pharaohs pool party . Brazilians, do indeed, come in all shapes and sizes.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Improper parking, A special birthday, A cinematic cocaine continuation, and the degeneration of Western Civilization. Weird News including A permanent time warp, A scam of literary proportions, When you have an IHOP hankerin nothing will stop you, A boyfriend of so many comes to justice and a re-highschooled woman looks for forgiveness. If you...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined again by Dr. Allison! Together they discuss proper coffee, Steven Seagal review, and visceral sound.  Weird News including A caught counterfeiter, Grandpa joins the 21st century, Paying the ultimate price for eating someones leftovers, A hottub assault, and A final punch. Properly reheat your leftovers - doctors orders.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Crimes south of the border, An Honest Caller ID, and Russian bullies. Weird News including Vanity where is thy sting, A horror becomes real, The groundskeeper strikes back, Proper politics, and What's alive really? We're back from the hole, but just for the weekend.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Hank's Airport plan, Baba Gi, and The psychic TSA. Weird News including The Lifetime Achievement Award we've been waiting for, The OG ghost, A fitness final solution, A little surgical whoopsie, and The gates of hell are now a double hinged door.  THAT'S WHY EVERYTHING SUCKS!  At least we have you.... hello? Are you still there?

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt Danny Glover's Matrix, Cop chase. and Kevin Smith's newest leaf.  Weird News including A Mayan elf, A dead man fighting to be alive again, A kiss from afar, A quick thinking jumper, and Parents who love their new insta handle.  If you record your first kiss in this robot thing, is it still when you do it again? Smooch ya later.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Matt's journey down South, the Great god Guss' ultimate destiny,  and a Gavel filled farewell to Richard Belzer. Weird News including a Chocolaty Caper, A crappy apology,  An extractor for your sample, and Father and son have birds and bees talk after stumbling upon a body. Be responsible with your things. Put them in robots, not lak...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt fumble through the garbage of another week and an nightmare fore into the James Cameron day-to-day Weird News including Urinating death traps, The living dead rise from the nursing home, A police department jaw bone drop off, The bear = big foot equation, Punxsutawney Phil's Canadian cousin just can't hack it anymore. Happy Valentines Day lo...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Vince Neil future, Larry's pest control, and Hollywood's final judgement. Weird News included A thieving betta fish, A returned hot dog monstrosity, A soaking wet thief, A inter-generational school transfer, and A Kickstart Valentines guide. Have a flared base, have a good time.  Just feel good. xoxo

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by  Dr. Allison. Together they discuss Anatomy of Goro, Matt's show, Animal powers and EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE. Weird News including a Bovine Olive Garden, An airborne  sausage roll , Bush beer man makes out like a bandit, A storage war lost, and the Winner/ Loser of the slapping championship.  EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE and we're headin...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Mortal Kombat Government takeover, Jax-lady-arms, and Matt's upcoming Blues's Clues show.  Weird News including She Said there's a deer in the butcher shop, NY's Rat Mayor, A granny is too hot under the collar from a package overload, The Canadians call for all the wrong reasons, and America not to be outdone - calls fo...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the New Year, Steven Seagal, and the Heavenly Challenges.  Weird News including A Holiday mis-message, A dog toy mix-em-up, Sherlock Holmes is finally free, AND THE 2022 ORIFICE REPORT! Enjoy life like it's got a flared base.  Fall on it in the shower. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the end (of 2022) Holiday movie reviews, struggles to persevere and the biggest Lebowski. Weird News including A WASP nightmare, A good idea keeps the cops near by, A winning Christmas gift, A buzzed "glitch" , ANOTHER batch of cops waste time, and Bobby D gets an uninvited guest. Slappy new year ya sexy animals.  Keep slappin'...

Send us Fan Mail This episode marks the three hundredth time Matt and Matt have let you in on the conversations they'd be having anyway, even if you weren't there. In this new wade into the pool of conversation format Matt and Matt are joined by Chris. Together they discuss Weird News including A monstrous linguistic clarification, Stolen seed, Cave man lies, An onion double feature, A b...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the final episode of the 200's, The Secret Service Bushido Code, and The afterlife of all future peoples. Possibly. Weird News including the return of Bigfoot, The Drug Avengers, An accidental trip to a German sex club, A woman who knows how to keep her personal and business life separated, and A man so good at doing nothing he got put on...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Zach the Coolest! Together they discuss Weird News including Pennsylvania brings back a mythical deer, An Australian childhood, A collective middle finger to mermaids, and A Holiday list that will make you question consumerism.  Roll it out, make it shout, that's the way it's .... spout? I dunno. two more till 300. We're r...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Party Crasher Chris. Together they discuss the Chris's White Lotus confusion, The Dolly Parton Water Cooler, Matt's sober rage and Judas Priest makes it to the Hall of Fame. Weird News including An unintentional foot bath, Pigs invade Delaware, A dare devil gets dumped, Jesus/Charles Manson stakes a claim in the beauty empire,...