The Kickstart with Matt and Matt

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by no one. Together they discuss Robot garbage men, T-Rex level bass, Saw-muel L Jackson, and we meet the traveling Mothman Salesman. Weird News including Grocery robbing ravens, A house for sale that definitely not haunted, Pennies for paychecks, A highschool mom shows up to throw down, and a meatball man murders his mama mia! and that&apo...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Could It Be Chris. Together they talk about gay robots, Joe Rogan absorbing other lifeforms and venomous bears. Weird News including an eerie invasion, cougars at the door, wax presidential abuse, door dashing aid gets busted, and a scottish island is up for auction.  We move in next month. We only get a station that plays tv guide chann...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by the superior Chris : Zach the Coolest.  Together they discuss Wrestling Jesus,  A new automobile movement, and a de-decaptitated head gets a close up just before is re-decapitated. Weird News including OnlyFans Moms, Bridal party limo takes a bad turn, A lunar repository, Church offerings going to a woman named Charity rather than a char...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Miles. Together they discuss the state of the continually distracting live stream, emotional support alligators and Miles brings along a fan favorite game from his show : "Best Wishes".  Weird News including Shoe Zone's new manager, A New Yorker finds a secret apartment through her mirror, A New Zelander swings his way to...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by shady-side down Chris. Together they discuss Viking Conspiracy, Robert De Niro Tap Hugs and Al Pacino's Acceptance Nap. Weird News including Idaho dice catcher shatters the previous world record, Loaned wax figures create quite the buzz, Buffalo Bill's B&B, and a home tow.  If you can tow a house can you boot a house?  Awww...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined  by Kill The Children Chris. Together they discuss Population Control, Heavy D and the Boys and Quick Movie Reviews with Matt. Weird News including an Idaho couple's Guinness grab, An Ohio man's Lenten sacrifice *wink*, An Alaskan bear-toilet bites back, and a banger of a party. Was that mean?  Just tell em what gender the baby is...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Closed Captions Chris for their grand return to video. Together they discuss the joys of live viewers, Thin Mint Mania, and a scramble for anything to talk about. Weird News including Rampaging deer that demolish a PA neighborhood, Pig gamers, A presidential auction, high school classmates are twins and A venomous snake that cleared an a...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Blind TV Chris together they discuss Weight Watchers Civil War founding, Chris's intimate holsters and Alex Jones sick of crisis actors eating children. Weird News including Super Bowl streaker, The escaped Beefalo lives a rich life not being dinner, a bengal tiger spotted in a back yard, Spinach that detects bombs and sends emails,...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Lego Matt are joined by Crab Chris. Together they discuss Jeff Bezos' wall of disappearing humans, Everything = Crabs, and child labor ice cream. Weird News including, a 2 deer lotto winner, HollyBOOB shenanigans, Valentines gifts, and  an Australian spider infestation. If the lion roars do the trees tremble?

Send us Fan Mail In this weeks episode Matt and Matt are joined by lackluster Chris. Together they discuss what's all over heaven, workplace suicide, Psycho Goreman and The Endless, as well as their ruined insides. Weird News including an Austrian village that changes it's name, Oklahoma Big Foot hunting season, God's favorite OnlyFans, and GTA turns to PTA. Leave the windows cracke...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Youth of the Nation Chris. Together they discuss Hallmarks solemn promise to not let a single person hear dialogue or die in silence, the end of an era, and who knows what else. Weird News including two 100 pound lions go missing, A Canadian man does a 25 hour drum solo, A dead woman begs to be brought back to life... and the greatly ant...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Backdoor Deep Space 9 Chris. Together they discuss the Ancient Alien attempt to revise history, Storming the Capitol and the truth behind Abe Lincoln's real death. Weird News including An open casting call for a professional binge watcher, Australian outlaws just looking for some water,  The cancelling of the most important subway r...

Send us Fan Mail  In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Cheap Date Chris. Together they discuss Matt's COVID adventures, Malcolm McDowell's nude scenes, Government issued children, and Jesse Ventura's Fantasy Adventures. Weird News including a unique San Fransisco monolith, Dancing robots, KFC's diversifying digital move, The biggest lady parts you've ever seen, and...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Can't Hear 'Em Christmas Chris. Together they discuss the governmental legitimacy of podcasting, the citizenship Christmas bonus, The beginning of the Flamethrower Chronicles and an unlikely yet appropriate endorsement... Weird News including Municipal wine, Santa's para-glider predicament, Turning a minimum purchase turns...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Snow Squall Chris. Together they discuss the impending snow storm, the importance of plausible deniability , and the politics of the Mario universe. Weird News including 160 lotto tickets that pay off, China's airline guidance, ANOTHER monolith, the cancellation of the "Bad Sex In Fiction" award (but just for this year), t...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Pre-pickle Chris, together they discuss Joe "Good Ideas" Rogan, the occult mathematics formula to learn GOD LOVES DRUGS, and Matt's hot takes. A marathon of Weird News including an Australian town invaded by tumbleweeds, Adolph Hitler wins the African election, The Monolith update ft. an answer and a thousand new questions...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined once again by Zach The Coolest. Together they discuss gay spiritualist Abe Lincoln, Skunk-ape Soap, Matt and Matt's secret seizure ritual and Jonathan Frakes loves insulting our intelligence, Weird News including a 62 year old man who Jack Sparrowed his way onto another ship, A British liquor store feels like there's been an Ameri...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are on there own as Bog Monster Chris goes home to recharge  with his butler robots. Together Matt and Matt discuss Steve Urkle's cheese covered cries for help, Removing rotten limbs from the family tree, and Bernie Sanders continues his fight for the Snoopy-For-All reform.  Weird News including a Texas 10 way kidney swap, a Russian bear family b...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by No Bueno Disappointed Chris. Together they discuss Matt's dream butt house , Q , Santa is going to give the world COVID for Christmas, Pocahontas's Synesthesia, and the Crow Rogan Experience. Weird News including COVID victims deathbed denial, North Korean military dolphins, Japanese robo-wolves protect citizens from real anima...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by #jargarita Chris. Together they discuss how we must save America by transforming the current government into a WWE-style wrestling match structure™™™.  Weird News including a classic case of man vs. machine where a pet bird wakes up the resident of a burning home before the fire alarm, A lava hell planet that rains razor sharp crystals,...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by correspondent-in-the-field-Chris. Together they discuss the layers of reality that equate to past lives, Berni Hanna menu subtext and the success of the Prince Diamond live-stream. Weird News including a vandal's third attempt at the Trump star, Netherlands train dives into a whale tail (and why not?), A Halloween murder house gets...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by no one. Together they discuss Ronald Regan's crack wagon, Heavenly currency, Robokiller spam stopper, and a new expansion of the Kickstart universe : Dick World. Weird News including Indestructible beetle planes, Dead 93 year old lady begs mourners to change their votes, Florida man bulldozes Biden signs, and the Grocery store gobli...

Send us Fan Mail in THIS EPISODE matt and matt are joined by our favorite cyborg "still recovering chrIS 200o". Together they discuss their greatest episode ever / celebration of the second century of Kickstart history, Ikea meatball robots, Quantum tunnels , Lea Tompson's missing boobs, The completion of Rob Halford's Autobiography, and Matt takes a controversial - almost cut...

Send us Fan Mail In this final episode of the 100's Matt and Matt are joined by Chocolate Chris, together they discuss Weekend Vampyres, Clive Barkers new Book of Blood, and Steve Harvey's desperate attempt to wrestle back relevance. Weird News including a cat that comes back 2 years later from one blaze to another, an infantile prison torture, upright goats ruling towns in India, and a...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by technical difficulties Chris, together they discuss Jewish Nazi assassins, an awkward Netflix comedy series and the only bear they haven't made yet. Weird News including Non-compliant passenger brawl, K9 solutions to COVID-19 problems, A tattooed monster who is too monstrous to teach kindergartners French, A zoo's attempt to ke...