The Kickstart with Matt and Matt

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by 25cents-at-a-yard-sale Chris. Together they discuss Family Feud (Funeral),  the Mandela effect time distortion effect, cheap theater addictive approaches and a whale of a catfish. Weird News including KFC rampage, another licorice based death, and Hanoi refurbished prophylactics finally busts after being undercover for the majority of th...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Million Dollar Man Chris, together they discuss the social dilemmas of living in a Ancient Greek world, Chris' new 7.5 billion dollar form, Shaq's boxing career, The My Pillow Bible and matching tactical sheet set. Weird News including Indonesian anti-maskers unique punishment, an Alaskan dentist attempts a Marty McFly tooth ex...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are NOT joined by worlds greatest dad mug Chris. Together they discuss Gerard Butler spartan kicks Matt in the head, Back to the Future meets Terminator who meets Jesus also everything is on fire...YOLO you otta look out, Reality TV becomes our reality. Weird News including Daddy Dr. Phil takes tick tokkers to task, a lotto winners scratches his way t...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by no one. Together they take two separate attempts at a first half of the show, talking about Matt's new "church" , Getting cursed at a medical facility, Talk show hosts that refuse to retire, Consuela 3000, and Chris being dead. Weird News including Texans employing bleach in all the wrong ways to fight corona, An explosive...

Send us Fan Mail I this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Confused Chris, together they discuss Eddie Murphy's failure to regain relevance, Wet Joe Rogan, The Wizard of Oz , Matt and Matt's jingle reboot service and last but not least Padded........... Weird News including Taiwan toddler becomes the kite, The Return of Vermin Supreme, A Florida Woman Batters Her Flatulent Father,  and...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Cicada Chris, together they talk about everything in fifteen minutes and then fail at creating anything else to discuss. Weird News Including Lotto winners, preteen vehicular assault, the end of a hopeful corn stalk, porch amputations, see through toilets in Japan and a chocolate dusting. Happy Birthday Rob Halford.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Who Cares Chris. Together they discuss Anchorman briefly before hurling themselves into a whirlwind of topics including Aleister Crowley, Led Zep-cion, Alien Bleep Bloop Signals and Interstellar offenses. Weird News including a Lithuanian man who's been living in the woods rather than dead (as they suspected for five years, a former...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by End of His Rope Chris, together they discuss the intimate details of being the Jane Goodall of crocodiles, the American nature of coal mining and we even discover the true lord of all : Dino-God.  Weird News including Human Jerky, A Designer Facemask, Another multiple lotto winner, The practical kinds of tattoos for a 103 year old, and T...

Send us Fan Mail In this Shaq-centric episode Matt and Matt are joined by 60 second Chris. Together they discuss Joe Rogan : smartest interviewer of all time, the explosion in Beirut, Shaq in everything all the time, and show the sucks - whats new. Weird News including a man riding the hood of a semi, three vehicles dismantled to rescue one cat, Rhode Island's fraudulent refund checks, Sky di...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by carbon copy Chris. Together they fall flat on their faces with a lack of conversation yet manage to discuss all the people who've died, Kanye running for president, the linage of Godzilla an Nessie and they try to figure out who's fault day light savings time is.  Weird News including a 77 year old's Italian sex cult, typo...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Off-To-A-Bad-Start Chris as well as our pal Zach from TFD. Together they wrestle over the mic and discuss the Back to the Future skate board origination, Clint Eastwood's alternative motives for movies scripts, the hero we've all been waiting for : Naked Athena, and the return of the bilingual beast, Mozzy. Weird News including...

Send us Fan Mail Matt, Matt, Chris and Zach continue talking about who knows what.  Welcome to the first episode of the aftershow

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Looking for my Grandma Chris. Together they discuss Gary Busey - Pet Judge, the terrible Joe Rogan, Star Wars amnesia, and the most offensive attorney this side of the ocean. Weird News including a horse drawn carriage  bugaboo, a machete attack foiled by pizza, wormy Japanese tonsils, and Australia's next deadly predator : Land Sha...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt dive into unsolved cryptid crime conspiracies, Mike Lindell's Tactical Pillow, and the ins and outs of the Christian Mingle dot com fan page. Weird News including more anal eels, and a big rig's snake attack.  There's a bunch of other stuff but we can't remember what it is.  Chris wasn't isn't on this time.  Do with that...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are rejoined by open, oozy rift Chris. Together they discuss Mike Lindell's departure from Jesse Ventura, a retirement civil war, the common sense gauntlet,  and the terrible role Bobcat C. Riley was meant to play. Weird News including Bass Pro Shop's swimming pool aquariums, Sexy streamer law suits, and nude beach heroes. Some say life is a...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt struggle to find something to talk about in this warped Joe Rogan world, they discuss more customer service woes, the Hedgehog's legal allegations, and the difficulty of making signs when no one reads them. Weird News including felony flatulence, a threesome gone awry, and a criminal so guilty his crime is written on his face.  The end of this on...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt reflect on the terror of Billy Zane's life, discover the latest restaurant thriving among the chaos ; Patty O'Flannigan's, and we have Mike Lindell tells us about his terrible allergies. Weird News inculding Bros and Lions, An unfortunate fellow looking to quick-charge his phone in all the wrong places, and a guy comes back to, what is...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are BACK IN PERSON! giving you what you expect : zero delay, zero entertainment value. Together they rant about the idealist view of our dystopian future,the tragic loss of Space Force to Space Force, and the old defibrillator : a tube and a cigarette. Weird News including a failed fake death, a cannibalistic grandson, a pornstar's poisonous retr...

Send us Fan Mail This week Matt and Matt dive into their 180th episode completely oblivious of the landmark to discuss storm dodging, the only untouched vacation destination during these difficult times, Keith David's amazing voice (of reason), and a plethora of national treasures. Weird News including Civil War cannons that are definitely not HOA compliant, break in bondage gone wrong, a fli...

Send us Fan Mail In this back to back episode Matt and Matt discuss the truth about Tom Hanks' death, coverup and body double, Computer generated episodes of the Kickstart, and seeing your high school teachers in the most shameful situations, and Stephen Seagal's comeback . Weird News including a wall-logged ancient wallet, Spousal Serpentine Homicide, and Hitler's Crocodile takes t...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss going to the next phase of quarantine and moving onto the next year of life, Cameo explorations and Wilford Brimley's ignorance to anything that stays outside the fences of his ranch, including the COVID. Weird News including stiff soccer fans begging to get it on, a couple of melon heads go on a robbing spree, and selling yourself to liv...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss narcissist tinder, quarantine naps, the continuation of the Mike Lindell saga, and the celebrity death toll rolls on. Weird News including Moon pee, a continuation of the Lamborghini saga, robot dogs taking over Europe, and Moon Mafia Monkey Wranglers robbing ATMs. Thank god for the Moon Mafia keeping the Martians on their toes Viva La Luna.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Kara. Together they discuss hologram Kim Jung Un, Flim-Flam the yoyo man,and GSN ad targeting. Weird News including a lock-down roommate stabbing, Alex Jones is going to turn his neighbors into snacks, lightning strikes twice in the form of cash prizes, and a child motorist going for the muscle car of his dreams. It's actually Zim-Z...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Goonies reunion, Michael J Fox's harrowing battles with inter-dimensional death and hair, Mike Lindell's new book and his 14 near death experiences.  Weird News including 9-1-1 toilet paper, a Florida un-welcome mat, UFO's finally being set free, and dirty talk so filthy we can't say it in this description.  Don't...

Send us Fan Mail In this quarantine episode, Matt and Matt discuss being Joe Rogan, Mike Lindell and Jesse Ventura go on the ballot together for the glory of Minnesota, the continuing dumpster fire that is our world, and what to do next time around. Weird News including dog joy rides, a judge's plea for a zoom dress code, a towns plea for quarantine dress code, and we learn the truth about th...