The Kickstart with Matt and Matt

Send us Fan Mail In the episode Matt and Matt continue the quarantine saga, discussing more wonderful moments in political history, including the Abe Lincoln round up by an alternate dimension Joe Rogan, internet dilemmas, and some strange bed fellows. Weird News including an accidental millionaire, a stabbing headache cure, a spectral plan for social distancing, and a lotto combo that seems to ne...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by the cause of all this Chris. Together they discuss the maddening circumstances of quarantine, the entertainment that's been getting them through and the trials and tribulations of remote recording. Weird News including the a lock-down faux pas, an anti-face touching device failure,  and NASA's percussive fix. Sendin' out a...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode quarantined Matt and Matt discuss the best way to handle the 50/50 gamble of infection, life on the inside and the shows keeping us distracted. Weird News including a samurai of sound, a badge wielding phony, Beyonce's scofflaw twin, and a police squad's comedy club visit during lockdown. Goodnight, sweet prince. Purple Rain, Purple Pain.

Send us Fan Mail This week Matt and Matt are joined by Can't Stand It Chris, together they discuss quarantine day 1, Matt's Keith David acquisition, Kirk Douglas's last moment memoirs, Earth 2 Joe Rogan, and Corona gets everybody wasted. Weird News including an Italian Circle of Health, Black Market Australian Toilet Paper, and the turtle genocide  finally ends as a maritime hard ha...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Mandatory Overtime Chris, the best incarnation yet. Together they discuss the challenges of present day video games, the insanity of collecting things, BTK in the grocery store, the Bacon\ Carpenter morph, Space Jam 2 as well as Michael Jordan's Meme Loom.  Weird News including Anarchist Dogs, Corona Airline Outrage, Corona Virus Po...

Send us Fan Mail This week Matt and Matt are joined by BudLight Virus Chris, together they discuss herpes-free airlines, the death of the great James Lipton, Forrest Whittaker eye, Bill Paxton's insatiable need to fight , and Decoding Kirk Douglas's last words. Weird New including a 61 year old lady accidentally brews bladder beer, 911 Bee sting that turns into 30,000 bee attack, a figur...

Send us Fan Mail This week Matt and Florida Matt are joined by hair cut Chris together they discuss Matt's bone room vacation including such tales as : Trouble In Paradise & The Crocodile Resort. Weird News about Shitty Shower Thoughts, Courtroom Marijuana Cigarettes, A Well Traveled Ring Finds It's Way Home, A Mixtape ALSO Finds It's Way Home, A McDonald's Pirate Treasure...

Send us Fan Mail This week Matt and Matt are joined by Corona Virus Chris, together they discuss rocking the vote with John Legend, the devolution of Jesse Ventura, and the circus of politics. Weird News including a cited mobile wiener at a traffic stop, Avevea insurance let's us know we're all Michael, Vernon Kruger is shattering his own cheese filled barrel records, and a decade old ta...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Cadorus Flu Chris together they discuss the absolutely nonexistent Bohemian Grove, the Chinese Pandemic, The Office and The Prince Diamond Show. Weird News including deaf law suits against PornHub for a lack of subtitles, parroted cries for help possibly leading to other crimes, mysterious drone swarms surrounding Colorado, and a divorce...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt hurl themselves into the new decade. Together they discuss the medically imperative nature of not touching the sides. Jesse Ventura pleads for God's forgiveness as he writes his memoir " Diary of A Future Cryptozoology Creature". Weird News including livestream car crashes, Public pooper pays the price, and the heavily anticipated 2019...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Ghost of Bob Marley Chris, together they discuss Christmas plans, the newest Star Wars, Dying in spectacular fashion to outdo your stepdad Tim. Weird News including 7 month old mayors, Voodoo fetus idols, Emotional support coyote,  Shrimp thief extraordinaire,  a quadruple boob job, and a closing Wilford Brimley Christmas poem. 

Send us Fan Mail On this episode Matt and Matt talk about the latest Prince Diamond show, discuss the ratio of bone density to intelligence, and the Wizard of Lies.  Weird News including Jesus Christ : The Game, Once - Twice - Twenty Six Times Revoked Driving, Axe Body Spray Bomb, Teaching The hardest lesson to your subway co-workers.  Keep that foot long, I have my own. Own it.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Star Wars Back To The Future, and the Netflix show "The Movies That Made Us". Weird News including Low Effort High Art, Meth Mail, Walmart's Coked Up St. Nicholos, and how bad Netflix wants to try out the wedding tackle.  Wait... Tackle or Two Hand Touch? What kind of game is this?

Send us Fan Mail Matt and Matt embark on episode 60 and discuss being down with the sickness, summoning Colonel Sanders, NASA's Icarus Project and a Once Upon A Time In Hollywood review. Weird News including the repercussions of a drive thru failure, baby shower heat packers, too lazy to work but not drunk enough to come in, and Josh Brolin  burnt taint.  Keep the sun not shining where it don...

Send us Fan Mail In a late episode Matt and Matt discuss "The Irishman" and Martin Scorsese's wobbly tightrope walk between genius and dementia. Weird News including Vampire or Hog attacks, Doggie Joy Ride, a Road Rage Food Assault, Taco Life Saver, and Papa John's moist former CEO giving his ominous warning.  AND a last minute Chris cameo. If you can't eat the pizza pie,...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by muted Chris, together they discuss the enigma that is Johnny Depp, Joe Rogan, The Witch and are subverted by several tangents. Weird News including a Bigfoot break in, a fun hating cemetery owner, coke boars, poopy hobo attack, and  PSA about your electric toothbrush. Brush you teeth and that's it.  Have fun after you let it run. 

Send us Fan Mail This week, Matt and Matt are joined by God-mode Chris, together they talk about the glory of the King Diamond show and ramble endlessly. Weird News including a wild turkey retirement attack, the McMarijuana secret menu, and a lifer tries to use a loophole in his sentence.  Learn things, tell people, go home Repeat Pete and Go Down A River.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by virtual reality Chris, together they discuss Chris' new job finding all the bugs he can, the upcoming King Diamond and Price Diamond shows, the loss of a bass playing great and an update to the soundboard. Weird News including a horrifying car wreck, an odd hood ornament, a ill misuse of power, and a rhino-cannibinoid mishap. Bingo...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by finally employed Chris AND our dear friend Zach the coolest in their first 4 way episode. Together they compose an ode to Shelly Duvall, discuss the Prince Diamond show, a Wilford Brimley lovefest, and put out the Matt-signal (tm) for rodies.  Weird News including Radioactive deliveries to a halfway house, 10 hour haunted houses, a funer...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by nearly employed Chris. Together they discuss the traumas and dramas of Catholic school. Weird News including Ken Hamm's Jesus Halloween, Dinosaur Hell, Basement of Blood, and Wild West Airlines.  Pass on the cheese, the pasta is enough. Past all ah this, Pasta that.

Send us Fan Mail This week Matt and Matt are joined by Cinnamon Chris and together they discuss a harrowing  story of deer vs. (wo)man, Birthday celebrations, and a shameless Prince Diamond promotion. Weird News including fatal penis injections, Submersible Kiss, Cocaine lifeboats, and the best way to get the last laugh. Laugh at me, I'm the laughing man.  Man, I could go for a Manwitch. 

Send us Fan Mail Join Matt and Matt as they recall the tales of 2019's first annual Monster Con!  A new year of celebrities, stories, horror, hilarity and as much alcohol as you can get people to buy you. Keith David, Bruce Campbell, Ted Raimi, Billy Zane!

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Basic Bitch Chris. Together they discuss Chris exploring the cult of White Claw and Matt and Matt beguile us with tales of Monster-Con 2019. Weird News about Zombie Deer, Darwin Award Winners, the theft of a different kind of golden throne, and a gas station hit and run. Keith David Radio is the only way to go. Thank you for indulging us...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Disproportional Chris. Together they discuss the New Unoriginals show/debacle, Satanism, and a Game Show Reformation.  Weird News including a school bus drunkard, stuffy air planes, a mortal proposal, fatty shock collars, and a wonderful billboard in Michigan.  Turn up the volume, I can hardly see it. see? see ya.

Send us Fan Mail Join Matt and Matt as they celebrate their 150th episode in a way only they can : A slow, dead air filled catastrophe featuring Pre-drunk Chris. Together they discuss Chris' interview at what he now realizes was the Walmart vision center, Matt summoning Satan after getting rear ended, British Meryl Streep, Awards Show Game Show, and the upcoming NEW Unoriginals Show. Weird Ne...