The Hour Podcast

In the beforetimes we got together to make a pod. Corona time means we’re still distant. This week we find out about a guy who thought the police just wanted to race. A 30-year-old grandpa sole his step-grandchildren to teach his step-daughter that she was a shitty mom. A granny low on beer gets a 5 month supply (or is it a lifetime supply when you’re 93?) of Coor Light.  A discount chain in Irela...

Surprise! It’s another long show, and we don’t know why!  But what else do we have to do, and what else do you have to do?  This week we find out about a giant army oven ready to cook some COVID!  A judge gets feisty about lawyers not dressing up for their zoom court dates. Barilla is funding cell stem therapy for Coronavirus. A man in France doesn’t know the correct buttons to push in his fighter...

In the stunning conclusion of our two-part miniseries, we begin talking about this week’s stories.  We learn that maybe astrophysicists shouldn’t be trusted with magnets. A Kentucky court went to Jared and got some people a beautiful ankle bracelet because they won’t STAY THE FUCK HOME!  Speaking of Fuck, some old manuscripts from the 1300s and 1500s may contain the first usages of the word fuck....

If you thought the daily Trump presser was the most nonsense you could see in a day, well, we won’t be outdone! This week we discuss life during the COVID-19 Quarantine.  Are we safe? Are we going mad? Where is the rice? How do we reach the butter? What can we watch on Disney+? WILL THEY WALK THE GRAND CANYON!? WILL JASON FIND GROCERIES? WILL MR. WORF FIRE?!  Find out, this week on The Hour!

Is it still social distancing if we have a guest on the show? Well, if not, don’t tell Governor “that woman” because this week we welcome Logan back to the pod.  This week animals are running amok, with gators in the closet and dogs behind the wheel. Thieves treat a Dutch museum like it was a Circle K and do a smash and grab on it, making off with a priceless Van Gogh Scientist find that taking a...

State mom says we have to stay home, so we’re again doing a distance Hour.  This week a man chases his neighbor with a sword, while another man breaks the Corona quarantine and ends up being eaten by a crocodile.  A man had his lung removed, cleaned, and replaced. I hope his nurse wasn’t Taylor Swift because after washing it she’d probably shake it off.  Since the world is a mess some companies ar...

You may be social distancing, but we’re still right here to help you kill time so you don’t kill the people you’re quarantined with!  This week we find out that after the quarantine a bunch of people in China decided it was time for a divorce. The mayor of Baltimore implores citizens to stop killing each other because that’s Corona’s job!  The Mars Insight Lander struggles to get it’s stick in, so...

Are you sick of Coronavirus?  Well, you may want to practice social distancing and avoid the pod.  This week we find out if transubstantiation can spread Coronavirus (yeah we used transubstantiation because we were going for a triple word score!).  We also smurf a little story about a world record in France. A million moms get all hot and bothered when two dudes kiss, but to be fair the track reco...

Another week, another hour!  This week we take a lot of tangents, but while doing so we learn about a guy that injected a person with semen while at the grocery store.  A woman finds out that her liver problems are because her bladder is making alcohol.  Meanwhile, in California, a guy steals a hearse with a corpse in it, and a student in Florida accidentally pepper sprays everyone in the gym beca...

Space, the final frontier! This week’s frontier of alleged comedy has us trying to go to space, eating Hot Pockets (not a sponsor) calling 911, and trying to live forever.  We start by talking about the college cheating scandal, which has nuked the family of the creator of the Hot pocket. A man trying to prove the Earth is flat by shooting himself up, and then crashes to earth on a homemade rocket...

Another week, another show!  This week we discuss a man who saved his neighbor from a dog by killing him.  We’re destroying forests so we can wipe our asses, but like, ok. Some tits know what they don’t like.  Meanwhile, a kid gets a little too close to the bean bucket. Finally, and most disgustingly, 3% of people admit to shitting in the shower.  We just shit on the internet in the form of a podc...

For Valentine’s Day we finally got it up again… and by that we mean in the number of minutes in the show.  This week we find out that it wasn’t love at first sight because her date took her on a bank robbery. A lone wolf walks 500 miles, and walks 500 more, but doesn’t fine love and dies.  A man uses a dinosaur to try and get in an HOV lane, but that’s gonna cost him over $300. A guy at Wendy’s ge...

What is art? We disagree.  This week we hear about the worst criminals ever who hide their drugs, cleverly, in a bag labeled “Bag of Drugs!”  A guy in Germany creates fake traffic jams for Art (and because he’s an asshole). A bunch of tourists shit on history and then get arrested.  Meanwhile, scientists are creating knittable skin, which could make Granny’s scarves super gross. Finally, a village...

We’ve been a little short lately, but it’s not the size it’s how we use it.  This week we find out about post death sperm donors… and to think I thought it was bad when my dad “went out to pick up some milk…”  A woman decides the best place to drop a deuce is the parking lot of a sporting goods store, and another woman’s butthole is open for business on Facebook.  Stoner logic says to light up at...

Who’s ready to laugh? Hopefully not you, because this episode is not funny at all.  But none of them are. This week we discuss some local news when a woman stabbed her boyfriend in a parking lot.  People attach razor blades to roosters for a cockfight… what could go wrong? A group of furries try to stop domestic abuse.  And a man who wants to domestically abuse his member sues Pornhub because they...

Burn baby burn! Australian Inferno? As you may have seen, it’s pretty bad what’s happening, and while we will discuss some stories from Downunder, we do hope you can help support animals or at least get some cheap porn out of it.  But, in other news, a body found in a cave 40 years ago has finally been identified, and it’s a MURDERER! A woman gets lockjaw right at the climax of her enthusiastic be...

This is 2020, but neither of us is Barbara Walters! In our first episode of 2020, we discuss a police officer who robbed the houses of people she saw in obituaries while they were at funerals.  A man breaks into a sex shop to steal a $5000 sex doll. Police in Tennessee warns people not to flush their drugs to avoid downstream meth-gators. Another couple thinks they’re being robbed and call the pol...

It’s our last show of 2019! This week we evil Santa tormented a little girl through a ring app.  A mystery dumper left a shitty surprise on the roads of Northern England meanwhile, a man sprayed too much air freshener in his car and blew it up when he lit his cigarette.  Boeing celebrated a safe return of their spacecraft, even though it didn’t make it to the International Space Station due to an...

Happy Christmas!  This week we learn that the best way to get out of prison is to write a note on the cards that you’re being forced to produce and maybe some British kid will send help.  In Louisiana, they created a giant wood gator to burn on Christmas eve because, tradition. A guy forgot his saw when he went to get his Christmas tree, so he decided to shoot it down instead.  A gaggle of kids le...

Things are getting back to normal, meaning our jokes suck like the other 71 episodes. On this week’s episode to Michigan, hunters get into a pissing contest over deer.  Meanwhile, Utah police may no longer be allowed to beat it in the car, and maybe not send eggplant emojis. A man gets pissed off at the process for registering emotional support animals and registers a swarm of bees.  In Germany, a...

Don’t worry, we’re not hungover, and we’re ready for episode 71.  In this week’s episode, a layer is accidentally killed when the gun entered into evidence shoots her.  Craig’s List finally has an app, so I guess you can find junk without having to go to a yard sale. Ohio makes Jesus the answer to everything, it’s like a get out of schooling free card!  A woman is killed in a makeshift pipe bomb g...

If you’re us, you’ll tell us what episode this is.  69, dudes! This week discover that if you're selling meth, you may be robbing from the police when you take the GPS they put on your car off.  A bank teller robs a guy that took out a huge amount of money. Meanwhile, a group of drunk judges get into a brawl in a White Castle parking lot.  In science news, internet graphic designers are going to r...

To our faithful listener, Karl Dandleton.  This pod’s for you! This week we discuss the irony of voting against climate change measure minutes before your meeting room is flooded because of climate change.  A lady finds out she’s dead when she goes to buy her medicine that keeps her alive, but I suppose the Social Security Administration is hoping it just sorts itself out.  The Marlboro man passes...

Just for fun, we decided to give you six stories.  That’s right, the Hour Pod, now with 20% more news!  This week we look at guns, both being stolen and being shot.  We also find out about what happens at the nudist spa when you can’t drive your golf cart.  We also look into stupid men who are stalking their exes. We wrap up with a man who got two death row meals due to some scheduling mishaps.  W...