The Hour Podcast

What’s in a name? Well I guess it depends if someone wants to Schulze Makuch.  On this week’s episode, a man is pissed that lesbians got to use his sperm!  Scientists find planets that are better than Earth, as if it’s hard, I can see Mars from my house!  Facebook think’s onions are too suggestive and inappropriate for their platform, but don’t worry, white supremacists are still A-OK. Scientists...

Imagine if instead of birds singing in the morning they were all just yelling “WHAT THE FUCK?!”  This week, can a heterosexual and homosexual Canadians be conjugal partners? Denmark can have their CO2 reduction and welfare too. Ireland decides Subway bread isn’t bread, but customers could have told you that.  Ann Arbor Michigan has legalized psychedelic mushrooms, but it’s what we need to deal wit...

We are the quesadilla burger of podcasts, and you’re eating good in our neighborhood!  This week, we learn about the Uber of home evictions.  Scientists get paid to tickle their rats, but it’s not what you think.  Meanwhile, a man gets shot for tickling his rat and forcing a coworker to watch.  Wild pigs are quite the concern and are almost 1/28th of the population of Texas!  Finally, working out...

Steve Rogers, meet Jeffrey Canada! We’ve got a theme this week and it’s science, with a side of extra well beef and some hamster semen.  This week Washington state needs some help taking care of cows, maybe Sarah McLachlan can do an ad to help raise awareness.  Scientist get trick protons with imaginary gravity fields. Meanwhile Russia decides that their inhospitable frozen land could use an addit...

She’s a young maverick cop ready to shake things up, and he’s a goat a few months away from retirement. Lethal Goat 2, coming this fall!  This week a listener sent us in some sad news about a Trump Boat Parade that goes tits up! A robot tries to convince us it doesn’t want to kill us, by bringing up a lot of shade.  I think it wants to kill us.  Scientists want to blow bubbles in the Caribbean, bu...

Yeah, we disagree, wanna fight about it? This week we discover that there’s a hearse in the Detroit River, but don’t worry the passenger was already dead.  A guy flies his jetpack toward a plane… wait, what? Processed food ages you faster than whole foods, but don’t worry, you won’t live long enough for it to affect you what with the diabetes and heart disease it’ll give you.  Honeybees may save b...

This week we search for objective truth, and do so relatively well. We are thrilled to welcome an expert guest on philosophy, Charlie!  This week we discuss a North Carolina town denying solar panels because of fears it may take all the energy from the sun and give us cancer. A university in Germany wants to give you a degree to do nothing, which prepares students for working in an office.  A woma...

Have you tried new Shoutable? It’s our new sponsor!  This week, a homeless guy is discovered living in a soccer stadium. I’m surprised it took them as long as it did to notice someone was actually at a soccer stadium.  Michigan may build a new automated vehicle road between Detroit and Ann Arbor. It’s Bald Eagle Week, Motherfuckers! A bald eagle attacks a Michigan drone doing research along lake M...

Why is it that Bastian gets any wishes he wants, but his first wish isn’t to revive his dead mom, but to ride a friggin dog dragon and revive all the lame-ass characters in Fantasia? This week, we discover how important it is to small talk with your coworkers. A man grows a new penis on his arm. Meanwhile, A Canadian brewery apparently uses Google Translate and accidentally names their beer “Pubes...

Do you read these things? Do you even listen? I mean, e-mail us and let us know.  A Delta pilot is sick of these motherfucking anti-maskers on this motherfucking plane. Someone packed too much cocaine and crashed the plane. Bootsie the felon feline escaped from a maximum-security Sri Lankan prison. Having to work with dead bodies isn’t the worst thing about working at the Macomb County morgue. Fin...

Are you ready to flush this oyster cobbler of an episode down the toilet? Awww come on, give us a chance!  This week, the first of our third year, we find out about those dogs that can smell the Rona on you!   A study in the UK asks dudes to eat a couple pizzas to see how their body handles it. The UK government is also loaning money to a sex party start up. Red Lobster saves a blue lobster, but c...

It’s our two year birthday, or at least it was five days ago!  Thanks for sticking with us as usual, or for the first time! This week we discuss a Karen who is really pissed off! The British Columbia CDC thinks that one way to avoid COVID spread is glory holes, so get out to those truck stops!  An Ohio man takes his kid to work at the family business, robbing a bank!  A Game of Thrones fan and com...

I think we need to change the name of our show, because we can’t get this thing down to an hour.  This week we discuss the issues of a decreasing population, though we don’t necessarily agree.  AirBNB wants you to just send money to people you’ve stayed with in the past because they’re not employees so it’s not like they’re going to help them.  Scientists discover that Native Americans and Polynes...

Don’t mind our technical difficulties, the end of the show is always rubbish.  Also, we cut out one of the five stories to make the show shorter, and we now present to you OUR LONGEST SHOW EVER!  This week we ask you to scream inside your heart, like Japanese amusement parks are asking riders to do in newly opened theme parks.  A study determines the pressure and distance of penguin shit.  Meanwhi...

What’s got splinters and is dissatisfied? Martha Washington! We’re really distant this week since Jeff is in Alexandria for the week.  This week, France discusses adding ecocide to their constitution, which makes sense since they already have laws against killing the French language and crimes against cheese. Pakistan discovers around a third of all pilots in the country are actually not pilots at...

Episode 101? Well, that’s the most basic episode, but we are the most basic bitches. This week we find out about how Nestle sucks and wants to fuck over farmers. A guy in Yosemite gets fired for letting his balls loose in the wrong part of the park.  Spain needs to either get control of their art restorers, or invest in their art classes in school because they are having problems!  Jews get some k...

What’s two years old and sounds like shit? Our first ever episode!  So, picture it, the internet, 2018. After weeks of working on an idea for a podcast we decided to just wing something and see how it goes.  100 episodes later, we thought it’d be fun to publish that demo that we did. It’s crude, unpolished, and lacks organization and preparation.  So, it fits right in here as episode 100.  Enjoy i...

What’s that? Ya wanna fight about it? This week Jeff and I disagree on public education again. Don’t worry, we’re still friends.  Ontario announces that restaurants can not allow singing or dancing in the new phased reopening.  Joey Bologna has some t-shirts. They’re white and probably have mustard and American Cheese inside… which seems like an apt description of police unions.  A man blames a ho...

Do you hear something? Like humming?  Wait, I can’t hear over the Mayor of Chicago telling an Alderman that he’s full of shit.  Meanwhile in Detroit a Canadian man apparently used a submarine to smuggle drugs across the Detroit River, but he was polite enough to tell the police all about it.  A ten year old treasure hunt may be over, but where’s the proof?  A man in Bay City MIchigan decided to mo...

You know, if each month of 2020 is worse than the last, my friends, we are fucked! But let’s talk about things that don’t matter instead!  A couple dozen journalists at MSN are getting replaced with AI bots, I hope they didn’t hire the bots from Twitter.  Scientists make a baseball cap that cures baldness… wait, isn’t that what they already to by covering up those shiny tops? A gang of monkeys sto...

We heard fireside chats were popular, so thought we’d give one a try.  From the great outdoors we’re going see what happens when rats don't’ have enough garbage because the ‘Rona closed all the restaurants. Someone is attacking mail carriers with paintball guns, and apparently the postal service has a law enforcement arm, Who knew?!  A researcher has a device you can lick and it will taste like an...

It’s never hot, but always ready much like our show.  This week we find how a pizzeria owner fucks DoorDash. A South Korean “accidentally” ordered a bunch of sex dolls, but it’s not what you think.  A woman decides to sue all the homosexuals in the world, but she did it in cursive!  In other breaking news, Hobby Lobby has a museum, and also has to give back many of its artifacts because Hobby Lobb...

Anyone in the mood for a Pork and Cheese Slider? Covid is in the news this week, as it is all weeks.  This week we find out what happens when a Subway worker uses his powers for evil! Also, we learn that Jeff doesn’t like Subway except for the taste, but the experience is shit!  A compost company gets permission to stink, though people think they may be full of shit.  Some nude newlyweds, nudelywe...

Shelter in place has just been extended, and thus the Distant Hours continue.  This week, we find out the IRS sent a bunch of money to dead people, which they’re fine with as long as they don’t vote Democrat. Amazon made $10,000 a second in the first three months of the year, which explains why Amazon can’t pay workers more.  Scientists have unlocked the potential of shit!  Meanwhile, a man in New...

Much like morons storming the Michigan State House, we’re also here when no one wants us to be.  This week we learn what happens when you teach a Zoom class with your porn bookmarked.  The FDA wants to make hand sanitizer less delectable, but don’t worry it’ll still get you drunk.  A woman got a little man-handled, and by that we mean she got a transplant of man hands. Does this mean she can mansp...