The Hour Podcast

It’s very masculine to listen to the pod! This week, a family has to move because cars keep crashing into their house!  Like and Subscribe to the new more masculine Jesus, or at least that’s what guys are looking for in new churches.  Scientists force guinea pigs to listen to Adele until it hurts their ears, so like, one song on repeat? Finally, a tech moron thinks he knows everyone will learn wit...

It’s been a while since we’ve had a guest, and once again, foreigners are doing jobs that Americans don't want to do.  This week, a brainless robber couldn't’ see himself robbing a bank, but will see himself in jail.  A scientist got called in to confirm a bear in a car was actually a man in a suit.  A guy catches his bike thief by helping to fix his bike, which wouldn’t have been necessary if he...

Where did we come from, where did we go? It doesn’t matter, because we’re back!  So, nothing much has happened, and the world isn’t going to shit in a handbasket.  It’s not like we’ve got 15 pounds of shit in a 3 pound 1963 evening shit bucket.  Anyway, this week, the people of London are going to use poo gas to try and heat London buildings.  Intel doesn’t have enough money to give employees free...

It was a cruel summer without any episodes of the pod, but we’re back!  This week, scientists says old people are full of shit.  A woman is allergic to herself.  A creep at the border wants to see you breasticles before he lets you into America.  Finally, an Italian burglar gets caught because he went on a reading side quest.  What’s your phrase you use to mean a new episode of the Hour has posted...

Hey, what's that blonde haired podcast called? This week, a shitty Republican pours water in her colleague's bag for a number of months, but she claims it's because she saw a bug on it.  An ER had to close because it was too hot, but not in a "Dr. Ross Sexiest Man Alive" sort of way.  An inmate wakes up to find some action in his pants, unfortunately that action was a rat giving birth.  Finally, w...

If there’s bear meat at the picnic, maybe skip it, but don’t skip this episode of The Hour!   This week, there’s probably plastic in your balls, and your lady balls as well because we don’t discriminate.  Some guy gave his family brain worms, which probably wasn’t a problem because we’re guessing they didn’t have much to eat.  In Canada they’re just hitting moose willy nilly in the knuckles.  A la...

A fruit fly beat it’s wings, and we’re back!  Ya’ll ready for the latest episode?  A guy tries to kill a pastor, but got had different plans, which were of course to ignore the pain and suffering of millions so he could make sure that sports team got a touchdown.  An illegal cannabis shop goes up in smoke.  Scientist create a video game to make sure fruit flies get their exercise. Finally, your AI...

It’s The Hour by the foot!  Hey, we’re back!  This week, a guy doesn’t have a leg to stand on, or at least a foot to stand on, with his insurance claim.  A woman makes a run for it but ends up in a cemetery, but not in the worst way.  China has an interesting new latte that half of us would try.  Finally, someone was dissatisfied at Subway, but it happened much faster than most people who have to...

Where did we come from, where did we go?   It doesn’t matter because we’re back!  It’s been a bit but guess what, things are still crazy in Florida because an officer unloads his gun on his own car because of an acorn.  US Marshals catch a criminal on the run using a metaphorical plate of bird seed under a box held up by a stick.  In this case, the bird see was a yoga teacher job.  A Kentucky cong...

Should auld acquaintance be forgot? Maybe, but the pod should not be!  We’re back, and Happy New Year!  A guy goes noodling with his noodle in a Bass Pro Shop.  A dead man may still knock up his wife’s cousin.  Conservatives overjoyed because a kid accidentally gets pot laced candy, sadly for them it wasn’t on Halloween.  Finally, a dog bites a guy having sex, he was probably just insulted with ho...

I’m interested in this week’s episode!  A lady decides to rob a Walmart with 75 cops in it because she wanted to live life on expert level.  Another lady decided to smuggle a gun into her MRI, you know, just in case there was a bad MRI with a gun.  Someone leaves their car in the toaster too long, but maybe they can just scrape the overly toasted parts off.  A lady was sentenced to 60 days in fast...

Are you thankful for our latest episode?  This week, some people from west Philadelphia, born and raised, decided to rob a truck.  Some guy wants his mom’s shit in his butt.  Pigs may want to invade Minnesota, but maybe not, but if they are they are prepared.  Finally, a plane has to go back to JFK because a horse is on the lose.  It’s black Friday, so, welcome back to The Hour!

This week is a real Walt’s Apple Feast, what with having two shows in a row!  This week, we learn from a dentist how we should be handling all that Halloween candy. Celine Dion is ruining the sleep of people in New Zealand, but only because she is the greatest singer in the world.  If you want to hit kids, then don’t teach in New York.  Finally, a guy in a bondage suit is terrorising the people of...

There’s a new episode of the pod in your neighborhood!  This week, a guy dies at the wrong time of year, but at least he doesn’t have to pay the lawn crew that mowed around his body.  The police choke someone’s emu.  A pig targets a disabled family, so who did he learn that hate from?  Finally, hope you don’t need a boner in Florida, otherwise you’ll just have to use Ron Desantis’ smile to get you...

Would you stab someone to listen to the Hour? Don’t worry, you won’t have to, unless your partner is into that.  This week, a Canadian woman executes the perfect scam and gets 1,000 free condoms from Amazon.  A lady tries to stab a dog but ends up just stabbing her niece.  A lady thinks her Apple Watch is worth dropping into an outhouse for.  Finally, Joe Biden’s dog keeps biting people, but don’t...

Great heavens!  Would you listen to a freeze dried episode? This week, Canadians think trying to find an apartment is worse than being in prison.  It’s probably because they’d have to actually call someone on the phone to get a lease and they won’t do anything that isn’t through a website.  A man in Georgia stole a porch, because, Georgia.  Space junk takes out the space junk removal satellite.  T...

Are you sick of these motherf’in shits, on this motherf’in plane?  Well, there are not shits on this show, but we do have skulls.  This week, a human skull was brought to Goodwill, sorry, no refunds.  A dog snuck into a Metallica concert and the internet thought it was cute.  Someone shits themself on a flight, and everyone has to go back to Atlanta, which was maybe worse?  Finally, AirCanada isn’...

It’s been a while so this might go a little longer than usual, as long as we can keep our butts erect.  This week, we find out that Mountain Dew can remove DNA, why didn’t the true crime podcasts tell us this sooner!?  Fox News has to cut to commercial when all their anchors get visible wood because of a story out of Chicago.  The British Museum wants their stolen loot back! Finally, we go back in...

Are the aliens on their way?  Better question, are they a listener and do they know what Karl Dandleton would do?  This week, Zoom says it’s product is worthless and insists on everyone returning to the office.  Australia thinks they need the most consultanty consultants to consult on consulting.  Space has a few questions to ask you.  Finally, an Italian man decides to go out American style: unde...

What other instruments do you think should duel? Hey, it’s been a while and we’re back at it!  This week Carnitas are back in Arizona, so get them fast before everyone stops falling down on the asphalt.  Pretty bad to die from drinking in Jamaica, innit? Smugglers try to put cocaine inside cheese, but they better be careful because that’s moving into Coca-Cola’s turf.  Finally, sharks Nancy Reagan...

Would you put down your taco to eat a bite of your burrito?  We wouldn’t, because we’re not monsters.  This week, the zoo in Toronto wants you to stop showing the gorillas TikToks, I guess they’re tired of watching them all trying to recreate the dances.  A rich guy is afraid the poor are going to rise up and kill him, so I guess SOMEONE was actually paying attention in history class.  A guy hires...

Should we have tried the riblettes? Probably.  We’re back from a short break, just in time for another short break.  This week in honor of Canada Day, we are Canada heavy!  A burglar in Canada burgles and cleans a cupcake shop.  Canadian police pull over a bus after a kid uses his Canadian and god given right to flip off the police.  A Canadian college instructor claims he’s experience reverse rac...

You may need a cup of ambition to get through this week’s episode, but it won’t take you from nine to five. This week, a man shoots himself right in his dreams.  A town council in England are in trouble for cutting down some mature trees used  for sexing.  Machines are coming to take the jobs the Kenyans want to do, so they burned the machines down!  Finally, an angry cat is on the loose in Florid...

We’re looking for some new PR firm, any suggestions?  This week, A karen wants to talk to the manager of the hire a murderer site. What’s the discount when your killer takes too long?  A guy in Van Buren Township ends up in a dump, but like, where else are you gonna be in Van Buren township?  A crocodile apparently fucks itself. Finally, a guy close fist punches a baby in the face, but the baby on...

What’s the deal with these AI, they get no respect!   This week, a lady has her heart put in a museum, but don’t worry she had a spare.  A bunch of students almost failed college because they all cheated using AI in one class.  Indiana is bringing back the throwing star, now they just need to free the heart, horseshoes, diamonds and blue moons. Finally, a man in Kentucky shot his roommate for eati...