The Hour Podcast

How much is too much for a sandwich? I say the $5 food long is pushing it.  This week, a stupid kid tries to kidnap a girl and her brother doesn’t even ask if that punk feels lucky.  China can’t take a joke, but hey, I get cranky when I’m packed in with a lot of people too.  Cows show their true colors, so perhaps we should get them some thin blue line flags.  Finally, a drunk guy wants his dog to...

Hey, when was the last time you washed your feet?  This week, we find out pasta is too expensive in italy, but in New Jersey they’re just throwing it in the woods. A new TikTok trend has people trying to smuggle Fruit Rollups into Israel, and the whole thing makes our teeth hurt.  Finally, a hotel manager gets a little too friendly with a guest at night, and he’s going to go wee wee wee all the wa...

Hey share your location because we want to know where you are at all times!  This week, someone thought it was a good idea to let kids kill feral cats, until a bunch of people pointed out it was a bad idea, but don’t worry some crazies thing it’s still a good idea. A guy surrounded by deadly snakes dies, but police ay it wasn’t from the snakes.  Sounds like these cops are in the pocket of big slit...

If you donate to the pod today, we’ll send you a free WWKDD bracelet and a The Hour tote.  This week, the pope says he’d totally swipe right for Jesus.  NPR is cutting a bunch of jobs, now they’ll have to do their funding drive on the highway off ramp.  A lab tells his friends he can quit any time he wants!  A fake police officer pulls over a real officer, what are the odds of that? Advice is also...

How do you prefer your podcasts, more fatty and gamey or lean and flavorful?  After a short break we’re back and learning about a vending machine that sells bear meat in Japan.  A guy thinks a child ghost wanted to mess with his car.  A naked guy crashed his car, stole a bus, and then loaded it with a dead deer.  Finally, someone stole a giant spoon from dairy queen, but don’t worry her crown jewe...

What’s your greatest home repair gone wrong story?  This week, some guys pull a Half-Shawshanks, but needed to go a little further to get away with it.  China has invented a kissing device, but there’s no tongue.  Dollar Tree is getting rid of eggs, which is surprising because I didn’t know they even had them.  Finally, a lady puts her kitty on Grindr, which seems like she’s barking up the wrong t...

We hope you’re not going to file a class action lawsuit because the Hour isn’t really ever an hour, though we probably don’t have enough listeners to constitute a class.  This week, people try to swindle a guy using fake art, but my how the turn tables.  A Virginia Judge goes back to the 1800s to figure out what to do with frozen embryos.  Lunchables are coming to a school lunch near you, slimy me...

Which butter do you think is better?  This week, NASA tries to turn on a spacecraft. I assume they asked if they’ve ever launched here often.  A guy finds a weird bug at Walmart, and does the most People of Walmart thing with it. Catches it and walks around with it in his hand as he shops.  A big cat was found in Ohio that was on cocaine. The question is how does it 12 step to make amends all thos...

We were off due to some ice storms last week, but we’re back!  This week, Democrats in Florida want to kill any joy for your dog.  Spain tunnels are not wide enough for their new trains.  Archaeologist find a wooden dildo, which sounds like you’re going to get some splinters. A cookie monster on the loose in and getting into trouble all over the United States.  Finally, someone blows up a beaver d...

It’s a weiner dog and Weinermobile extravaganza! An by that I mean we have a story about each!  This week, two contractors fall into a vat of chocolate, but the Oompa Loompas got them out.  India wants to rebrand Valentine’s day “hug a cow day” but you mom says she’s busy that day.  A ballet director goes dog shit crazy.  Someone broke the Weinermobile!  And finally, a Texas dog prefers the shelte...

Jeff and I saw our shadows, guess that means at least 6 more weeks of The Hour!  This week, a guy makes tacos out of zoo goats. A pig kills a guy after the guy “killed” it.  Everyone knows the first rule in horror movies is to make sure they’re dead.  A groundhog dies suddenly before he can give his predictions… WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY!?  A guy steals some monkeys from a zoo, and gets caught aski...

They say death comes in threes!  This week, two friends pull a weekend at Ingolstadt.  Gillian Anderson wants to know your kinks, and Mulder is already turned on.  The Satanic Temple is using its power to get around anti-abortion laws, does this make them the religious left?  The Associated Press thinks that the word the is something the stylebook shouldn’t use. Finally, a boy buys $1,000 through...

What’s your favorite game show, or game show bloopers?  It’s Family Feud right?  This week, Border Patrol is tracking a caravan of eggs at the southern border.  FEMA creates their own disaster when they try to translate their forms into other languages.  A guy goes to McDonalds and leaves with a bag full of money, the dollar signs on the outside should have given it away.  A McDonalds in Canada is...

Would you eat Taco Bell for a month?  I guess it depends on how much rat poison is in it.  This week, the UK wants to ban junk food commercials and people bringing in cake for birthdays.  Republicans think Google is biased against them because their e-mails are pretty spammy.  An old lady is found alive at a funeral home, but where is she now!?  A dog does dog stuff, is he still the goodest boy? ...

What would your vanity licence plate be? Ours, McCkn.  This week, a lady sues a guy for giving her HPV, and she expects the geico to pay for it.  A guy pees on a woman in business class, which we assume was on Trump Airlines.  A guy steals a suitcase full of meat from a Walmart, but it’s his 70th arrest, so when he entered the stations they dropped a bunch of balloons and streamers.  A pigeon with...

What is your favorite savory drink? We love the new Applebees Gravy Shots.  ON this week’s episode, we’d like to know what is the acceptable level of meth according to the Boulder Library.  A flat earth, conspiracy theorist, COVID denier dies of defintly not COVID that he took cow dewormer to treat.  A butter fire results in a huge miss for the largest Lobster bake world record.  A guy has worms i...

What is your favorite episode title from this year?  Or really, from any year?  We’re sure you’ll love this week’s!  This episode we find out about what would make a Floridaman hit his wife with a Christmas tree.  A Berlin hotel has to play 1,500 rounds of Finding Nemo, and unfortunately most of the time he was in the freezer section.  An unhomed lady may have her baby rehomed after she unreported...

It’s a once in a generation show, in much the same way as the winter storm we just got.  This week, remember to bring your cars in when it’s this cold, they could get frostbite between their treads. A guy makes a slapdash Christmas tree costume and then gets himself on a Santa’s naughty list.  A tattooed lady faces a surprising amount of criticism coming from a school that spells their school fair...

What commercial from the 1900s do you still remember? Well, we’re ready to order tickets to the theater and a Disney vacation.  This week, drugs may cure alcoholism, but will I get addicted to the drugs?  A woman is murdered, but not really.  Don’t worry the “murderers” still went to prison.  How do you get a snake off?  Finally, Christopher Walken, a woman, put your fathers watch up his vagina. ...

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooalisten to our latest episode!  This week, Florida cops may have victimized themselves by killing suspects.  An anti-semitic asshole shows his asshole in court.  A dog isn’t great at driving, but who is in Texas?  Viewers of the World Cup on online steaming find out it was just a video game.  Finally, are you organized, dedicated, and a little blood thirsty.  Well,...

When was the last time you had a Fig Newton? This week, the woke liberals want the police to kill you with robots!  Buddhist monks are high on meth, and none of them are from Florida!  Bats may secretly be death metal singers.  A monopoly game turns violent!  Finally, a lady sues Kraft because she had to stir her mac and cheese.  We’re all a little bit chicken wing here, so welcome back to The Hou...

It’s a holiday weekend full of tradition, but not full of booze.  This week, a moose tracks himself into someone’s house, and has to get carried out.  50 Cent insists he has had no inflation where it really matters.  People in Quebec have trouble with cows who keep trying to break away from them.  Americans are morons, as per usual.  And finally, how do you get kicked out of the sausage party?  Ap...

We just can’t stop gushing about this week’s episode!  What’s chocolatey and praline like, apparently Neutron stars.  Bumblebees just wanna have fun, and may have feelings. That’s just going to make Bee Movie worse.  A slutty hooker ghost can’t finish the job.  A lady takes some meat to the face in the middle of a Walmart.  Finally, what emoji would you use to get fired for inappropriately emojing...

It’s a great week for America, but probably an average week for this podcast.  This week, spys try to steal nuclear secrets using a peanut butter sandwich, but unfortunately it was in a nut-free espionage.  Pawn shops are getting more business and weirder items.  Someone forgot to secure some papers boxing them, and shipping them.  A jackass boos a child at the opera.  Finally, rats like a bop, bu...

Are you all still all hyped up on Halloween candy?  Can we all agree that Butterfinger is trash?  What’s not trash? This week’s episode.  On this Hour, some cops dress up their horsey as a ghost, but it throws off some serious Birth of a Nation vibes.  A guy wears a offensive costume and gets fired.  Stupid thieves leave a candy wraper trail, and unfortunately the cops done get stuck in the molass...