The Hour Podcast

You can hear Jason in this version! Is this a good episode, well, it is if you kind of squint and tilt your head.  This week, stay tuned to find out if Mythbusters was able to bust someone out of jail.  In a not stunning turn of events, drinking jet fuel is bad.  The CEO of Hobby Lobby thinks god wants him to put the company in a trust.  A guy takes a bath then dies.  An a snake escapes thanks to...

Are you ready to dip into our latest episode?  This week, a juror tries to make a love connection with the defendant and gets dismissed, apparently the judge thought she was out of order, but she thought the defense’s ass was in order.  A naked cowboy causes a ruckus.  A politician says the only way to show he’s for sex workers is to become a sex worker himself.  A guy runs over some shit.  Finall...

Why is everything so salty at Chili’s? This week, grandpa of the year leaves his granddaughter in the back of a rental car.  A fake cosmonaut needs some help paying his landing fees, because in Soviet Russia moon lands you.  A moron from LA is mad at a moron who’s not from Texas.  A Spanish priest gets a taste for sexology and pig semen.  Finally, Mario’s milkshake won’t bring any boys to the yard...

Who has the best fast food breakfast?  Apparently not Taco Bell.  This week, a bunch of companies are against giving weapons to robots, for obvious reasons.  California decriminalizes jaywalking, but Kombucha is still a crime against humanity.  Taco Bell is apologizing for their breakfast menu, but what about the rest of their menu? A camel in Las Vegas loves french fries. Adults are getting happy...

Making this episode left a bad taste in our mouths, but don’t worry, we don’t have flavored audio.  This week, turn your granny into plant food in three easy steps!  Parents lose it at a Chuck E Cheese, but that would bring us to violence too.  Pediatricians want you to stop making the lice kids feel bad about the colony of bugs on their heads.  A reporter uses a condom to keep their mic dry, but...

Want to know our next viral food challenge?  Eat the all you can eat riblets platter from Applebees.  This week, jack ass turkeys wanna peck your face off.  A Beyond Meat executive wants to bite your face off.  A Vancouver real estate agent wants to shit your face off, but to assert dominance.  The FDA is worried you're going to melt your face off by cooking your chicken in NyQuil.  Finally, snail...

Question, where can you find a wild ass?  This week, a chess champion is accused of cheating using anal beads.  Italian nutjobs are pissed off that there are gay polar bears on Peppa Pig, wait until they hear about the little Mermaid’s new bras.  A lady kills, collects, or already had a dead raccoon.  A lost guy is a little too casual with the rescue helicopter, allegedly asking, “do you come here...

We’re back with our knavish tricks!  This week, a police officer tries to get a prostitute with some white claws.  If the woods is so nice why do people throw bags of shit in it?  A teenager shoves a USB cord in his pee hole, because WHY!?!?!?!  A woman runs out on a Chili’s bill, but if a Chili’s dish doesn’t have flavor, do you really need to pay for it if you’re hot?  Finally, a country club th...

It’s Pumpkin Spice season, but is it too soon?  This week, a man suffers from having to take care of his wife, but gets a big settlement.  AirBNB is more awful than you’d think.  A guy wants to know if those fingers are still available on Facebook Marketplace.  A guy breaks into the pound and lets the dogs out, but it’s worse than you’d think.  Finally, it’s a fish, it’s a canoe, not it’s David S....

Isn’t it great the leaders don’t just make up months after them anymore?  This week, imagine being quarantined in an Ikea stuck in a yergłööfshrogîîn for 14 days.  The World Health Organization says leave the monkeys alone, I assume they said this in the “leave Britney alone” manner.  A guy calls the police over cold fries, and unfortunately is going to be stuck with prison food.  A snake kills a...

Where is the best place to go magnet fishing?  If you try it on The Hour, who knows what you’ll dredge up.  This week, a reliable source decides to pretend his chorizo is a picture from the James Webb then says you shouldn’t trust everything you see on the internet. Facebook’s new AI thinks that Mark Zuckerberg is a creeper, but so does everyone.  A magnet fisher finds a bunch of rockets and gets...

Do you wish you could go back in time and see what things were like on the podcast, 1, 2, or even 3 years ago?  Well, you can. Just go back and listen to any episode you want.  But, just for funzies, and because it's a new year of The Hour, listen to your compilation of cold opens cut together to create a combination of them all.  

Does this bacon taste undead to you?  This week, scientists bring pig cells back to life.  What could possibly go wrong, asked zombie enthusiasts? A Saudi prince wants to build a giant city, but first you have to deposit 50 towns into this account before he can make the transfer to you.  A Seattle woman tries to burgle, releases the hounds, and then gets shot in the collar bone, but it’s way more...

Should The Hour run on Dunkin'?  Jeff thinks not.  This week the Sri Lankan president quits via e-mail after his manager refused his time off request. Only you can arrest men who start forest fires, at least in Oregon. A robot playing chess with one of top rated child chess players tells the kid, “hey, nice fingers. It’d be a shame if something bad were to happen to them.”  Men under 40 shouldn’t...

Would you let her just buy the syrup? Should it be heated?  These are questions we ask as we start our fifth year of The Hour.  This week, teachers live on school grounds, but not in a weird way.  County documents mysteriously get stamped with a super partisan comment, but they insist they are not partisan.  Canadian cigarettes are just too nice, and burn too well on their own, so the government i...

We welcome back Logan!  This week we talk about how a pregnant woman tries to get out of a ticket by playing the Republican's bullshit ideas on life.  A judge rules that you need to have tuna in your tuna Subway sandwich.  A racist says racist things then says he’s not racist.  An ice cream company wants to kill people with nut allergies, but wouldn’t that make the world an easier place? Finally a...

Would you listen to 200 episodes of The Hour?  Let us know and we’ll send you a Karl Dandleton bracelet! This week we find out how Jason’s rash is doing.  A couple in San Francisco are told they can’t park in their driveway.  A Florida Man throws a hotdog at a cop, forgetting they prefer doughnuts.  A deaf production of The Music Man is being produced in Maryland. Minion loving influencers are rui...

We're almost to 200 and you know what that means! Jason is gone getting an ointment for his new rash so we have guest host Dave. This week Dave and Jeff talk about the confluence SPORTS and POLITICS. Haley Joel Osment gets a Facebook account. A dumb criminal asks for directions. A vengeful woman honks a felony loogie. And a vengeful elephant honks an entire village. Why did we do a show without Ja...

This podcast doesn’t have Ice Tea or Ice Cubes, but it does have another week of exciting stories.  Guns don’t kill people, people do, but they also kill monkeys, even if they’re wearing bullet proof vests.  A Louisiana man was ticketed for not having his dog wear a seat belt, and really at his size it should be a five point safety seat.  A British guy drinks ten litres of Pepsi. Ten is a lot of l...

If a podcast is posted on the internet, and no one listens to it, does it exist?  Obviously.  This week a godly man lights a satanic temple on fire, so like, middle ages godly.  Google employees think their program is alive, but probably also thinks the stripper is super into him.  A guy has 47 cats in a car in 90 degree heat, also know as an Alf Buffet.  If you don’t have morning wood, you may be...

Where do you find a podcast with no legs?  This week, Disney makes a couples magical day less magical, but it was Euro DIsney so what do you expect from the French?  Velveeta wants to make you look super classy with their new nail polish, because nothing says classy than a block of cheese like products.  A restaurant wants you to like their salty walls, but don’t worry it’s totally clean.  The Que...

To lawn or not to lawn?  We vote no, but tell us what you think!  This week our show is 100% organic, but our stories are genetically modified!  Scientist use CRISPR to help tomatoes give you THE D, vitamin D that is.  Scientists also use CRISPR to gene up some hamsters, but they do the opposite of Khan and end up less aggressive.  The CDC says you could get Hepatitis A from strawberries, and don’...

We’re back with another episode, and we’re cooking with smoke!  This week, we discover that it’s Michigan’s fault that babies can’t eat.  WHO says a sexy time orgy in Spain and Belgium has led to monkey pox.  Google can understand our jokes, and reportedly has identified Banana Who.  Scientists have got a computer running on algae.  And finally someone shot the Johnny Cash silhouette nuts on the w...

Our show is like an adjustable rate mortgage, we lure you in with the hour rate, then hit ya with the 98 minutes!  This week, we learn that if you throw balloons in the ocean, you could get charged because you’ll become the turtle bay harbor butcher.  Boris Johnson is apparently distracted by cheese, and wants to save you from such a fate.  Cheating software thinks if you are crying you might be c...

You know where I’d hate to find a chicken bone? In my box of Fruity Pebbles!   This week, Canada is setting up moon laws, so going forward the earth is going to have to say “Ope! Sorry, gonna have to squeeze right past ya!” Every orbit.  A man gives himself diarrhea, but lots of people eat at Applebees.  A woman was found to be alive at her own funeral, but don’t worry, she died later.  They found...