The Hour Podcast

Once again we’re going back to our roots with an hour episode!   This week, is Netflix even worth it? I mean, their stock went down, they must be horrible.  Some lady thought it was a good idea to put pod in her wedding lasagna.  Researchers in Japan invented chopsticks that make your food taste salty, but have they invented ones that will help tell why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch...

Using the scientific method of, “now let’s just try that mic” we’ve fixed our audio issues!  This week we find out what happens when you shit your pants while driving a Hyundai Genesis. A guy doesn’t charm his snakes and they bite him to death.  Some people are mad that the picture of fast food is bigger than the real food is. A farmer tries to scare away wolves with burros, but it’s probably just...

It’s our Gremlin episode!  A little shorter this week because we had some technical issues that we couldn’t figure out what the cause and solution was.  However, hopefully we have it fixed by next week.  But, we’re back from vacation!  This week we find out a lady who wrote a story called “How to Murder Your Husband” surprisingly, murdered her husband.  Darwin’s missing notebooks have been returne...

Would you eat a wooly mammoth?  This week a guy steals a million dollars worth of fajitas.  Autocorrect causes a huge ducking mess leaving please asking what the fork is going hound.  A dog got sent away for being gay, but found his big gay family.  A funeral home accidentally cremates a guy, causing rapture issues.  Finally, the police have to release body cam footage to prove their officer was n...

So, did Slimer need Era laundry detergent to get out those tough stains?  This week we discover that a snake shot someone, or actually was just framed.  A dentist is discovered to have intentionally broken people’s teeth, confirming our worst suspicions of dentists.  Scientists compare a meteor to the size of half a giraffe, but which half, the left/right or the top/bottom.  Doritos fuck everyone...

Our new episode, it’s REAL!  Or maybe it’s a fake!   This week, we find out that traders want nickel back on the trading market.  Wild pigs are bringing home the bacon in Edmonton, and people are worried they’re going to hog the resources.  Cops think that a McChicken is worth a lifetime in prison.  Another cop thinks that stealing some meth was a good idea.  And he was so close to retirement.  Fi...

We’re back!  How do you like your milk? Animal Free?  Well one company sure hopes you like their molecularly identical “cheese” they’ve grown.  A box of heads go missing in Denver.  A kindergartner sends a teacher to the hospital.  They’ve replaced that teacher with Detective John Kimble, so it should be fine now.  A guy breaks into his friend’s mom’s house and bites her nipples in an attempt to s...

How’s your Wordle going today?  This week, a teacher somehow still doesn't know doing things in blackface with kids is bad.  Police in the UP of Michigan want you to calm down with the crimes until they’re ready.  A woman flicks off the police then drives away on a suitcase before being caught and shitting in the back seat of a squad car.  People in Louisiana confuse a sink with a sinkhole.  The w...

What’s more sexy than a build a bear and ice fishing? It’s definitely not the latest episode of The Hour.  This week a physicist says that physics will make perfect capitalism.  A guy challenged a bunny to a salad eating contest, he then said “ohhhhh that waskalwy wabbit!” An American is bad with geography and threatens a local police stations.  Children protest the loss of chocolate milk, but don...

What’s your small talk opening line? On this Groundhog Day episode, a groundhog is dead!  But did his corpse see a shadow? Bette Midler insults West Virginians, and the governor embarrasses his dog to get even. The steaks are high and a buffet brawl ensues at a Golden Corral. Police violence is in the news again, this time they deliver Arbys. Brutal.  Finally, a guy does a choose your own AirBNB a...

Hey, are you a new listener? Welcome, and we’re sorry, but this is also the greatest podcast in the world.  This week, A Michigan woman found out that she won three million dollars by checking her spam folder.  A lady tries to buy a kid at Walmart, but surprisingly it wasn’t made in China.  A sperm bank is running on empty because they’re not F-DIC insured.  Monkeys escape after an accident, but a...

Do you all still have that U2 album that was sent to everyone on earth for free? Talk about relevant.  This week we learn that people think you’re way more hot if you put on a mask.  A guy said Covid made his dick small, but insists that it’s never happen before. The FDA is freeing French dressing, but no one has liked it since they changed the name to Freedom Dressing.  A speed skater is killed b...

What keeps you going? I hope it’s not a Big Mac. Well, a 106-year-old granny says she made it this far on Big Macs and Jesus.  A grocery store chain in England decided that milk doesn’t need expiration dates, if you want to know if something is bad, just give it the Ol’ Biden sniff.  A badger uncovered a bunch of Roman coins, but then blows them all at the arcade. Scientists discovered that many m...

For $10 a month we’ll give you four free podcasts.  This week, a bunch of rowdy Canadians are trapped in Mexico, someone needs to do something because they can only survive for a week or so without Tim Hortons.  They’re putting an Alexa in the new Orion ships going to the Moon, because sure, they work great here on Earth so we should totally use them to run a spaceship.  KFC is rolling out Beyond...

Hey, how are those resolutions going so far? Have you resolved to listen to The Hour every week? We’re starting it off strong with a bunch of anti-vaxxers having it their way at a Burger King, and their way is locked up in a jail, but don’t worry they all got one surprise onion ring. A guy gets caught in Iowa on his way to from crazy town to Washington where he says he was going to “fight evil.” A...

Hey, this podcast isn’t going to listen to itself.  In this not at all special Christmas edition, Canadians are naming their snow plows. A guy wins a court case and gets workers comp for falling down his own stairs while working from home. A gang of otters attacks a British guy in SIngapore, but I’m sure it was just a protest of British colonialism, so he deserved it. North Korea is forcing its pe...

Did you know that podcast is a portmanteau? This week, we discuss how illegal weed is trying to get weeded out by lowering taxes.  Bad news for grandma, grandpa’s boner pills will also remind him that it’s time to fuck grandma. Good news for grandma, the Swiss have created a suicide pod.  Humanity is making a black box to record how we kill ourselves, in related news, aliens are looking forward to...

Why is it so long? This week we decided to bring back an old favorite, and by that, we mean something we used to do and gave you a bit of a cold open.  Then we had a plethora of updates, updated about Jeff’s septic field, and contemplated drive-in liquor stores.  Who has time for stories anymore?  Don’t worry, we’ll get to the stories eventually. Welcome back to The Hour.

They’re always after our Lucky Pods!  This week we discuss how the repo guy wants to friend you on Facebook friend and maybe your new stepdad.  A university will let you pay for your parking fines with jars of peanut butter.  The catch is the peanut butter costs $20,000 a semester.  A chef kills a grandma with his shitty food.  Grab your Alan Wench (or whatever his name is) and head to the new Ike...

Get a big plate of Thanksgiving leftovers, because the Hour is Back! Tennessee tells teachers they can’t teach history, but I’m sure they never learned it anyway so how would they know.  A British MP thinks men want to commit crime because Dr. Who is a girl now. A lady had a suckling cat on her teat on a Delta flight, or as she calls it, “the Fancy Feast.”  A woman with a perfect name for drug dea...

This week’s episode is long, but it is in fact possible to ignore, but we are happy to welcome Logan back to the pod!.  In this episode we’ll learn about the all raw meat diet, which I’m sure is totally healthy, why wouldn’t a pound of raw meat and two sticks of butter be bad?  A corpse falls out of a casket, but not in a funny way. Firefighters have to create an extra-large glory hole to get a na...

Next time you’re at the spa, ask them for the piranha Brazillian. This week the teacher of the year is also going for the heavyweight champion at the high school letter when she attacks a student. A guy jumps in a lake to avoid bees, don’t worry it was only filled with piranhas.  Facebook thinks the best thing to do is to have a kids version, and as we said, someone needs to destroy Facebook.  Wha...

The captain has turned on the fasten your swim belt signs, and we’re back with more news!  This week a dad is sick of his damn kid and their damn music, so he shoots him!  A robot artist gets put in quarantine, but don’t worry, it wasn’t for Covid.  A hiker is lost in the mountains, but he keeps ignoring calls from rescuers because he thinks they want to talk to him about his extended warranty. A...

Are cherubs the geese of heaven? This week we discover that a woman author was actually three men in disguise. They would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those pesky awards and prizes! A robber gets his gun stolen and then asks for it back. Another guy steals a Uhaul and calls the police to ask them to stop chasing him.  In Japan, a guy uses AI to depixelate porn, and then goes to...

Good news, we’re going to replace our hosts with dogs. This week, two men take a motor boat on a 29-day tour, hopefully the professor can fix their GPS using coconuts. A guy being arrested for being a pedo turns out to have a shitton of Nazi stuff. A fast food company is sending it’s corporate office employees to work in their restaurants, which I’m sure will go great, because Pamela in AP is a li...