The Hour Podcast

Remember, the H is silent in The Hour. This week, a bunch of rich guys went to space and clogged the toilet. A Turkish man got lost in the woods, but then joined the search party looking for him. Good news, he found himself! A guy with a pet possum is super sad because the state took his “baby.” New York has closed down AirBnB vans, because who wants to be sleeping in a van down by the river. Fina...

Why don’t more people rob farms? This week, someone stole a half ton of blueberries from a farm in Newfoundland. An old lady was using a headstone to make fudge. Apple wants to spy on you to figure out if you’re sad or not. A man castrates someone, and would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for a bleeding penis.  Finally, scientists learned how to purify chicken, print it into chicken, a...

This episode doesn’t come in kid's size, only jumbo hours here!  This week we welcome a guest, Scott! We’ll learn about scientists wanting to clone wooly mammoths, but I think we shouldn’t worry too much about the park going wrong.  National Park officials searching for a missing person found a different body, and the one they were looking for, hopefully they had a family pass.  A couple brought t...

This week we’re coming at you naked on a golf cart!  A Florida woman makes a similar entrance into a police standoff and was arrested.  Don’t worry, they used the furry handcuffs.  A Texas man tries to smuggle his meat across the U.S.-Mexico border, but it’s not what you think.  A guy doesn’t know if he should hold on to his knife or his Crunch Wrap Supreme, and ends up with a gash on his thigh. A...

Have you ever been so mad you have to pee on the counter of a DQ?  Yeah, neither have we.  This week we find out the Feds wanna know why the McFlurry machine is always broken.  A Boomer judge sentences a potential terrorist to reading, because he’s sure it’s just kids being kids.  A guy runs from the cops then cuts off his penis, but don’t worry, the radio said it’ll save the world.  Women think m...

Are you ready for a flamin' hot episode? This week we find out that a 20 year old roller coaster is suddenly breaking people’s necks.  A Florida man makes the case for wearing masks, by taking off his clothes. Female octopuses have had it with male octopuses shit! Mountain Dew is ready for you to burn your face off with their new flavors.  Finally, a dick puts a dick on a gazebo, and now two guys...

In solidarity with OnlyFans, we are happy to announce that starting in October we will no longer be a shitty podcast. This week we confirm that Fox News is full of shit. People in Alberta have a shit-ton of syphilis. Two nude guys scissor-ed each other, but it’s not what you think. A pack of coyotes are attacking Canadians, and they’re not sorry about it. Finally, OnlyFans is getting rid of sexual...

The pain of listening to our podcast, and the agony of listening to our podcast!  This week, A local mayor bites an olympic medal that was not his during an ongoing pandemic.  A children’s hospital asks the kids in the dorm next door to get some curtain or something before they fuck.  The white population is going down, great, just what Fox News wanted to hear.  A giant block of ice causes problem...

Emu Donkey Love, is love, is love. This week, a basketball coach punishes his team because one guy had an Android phone, but wasn’t that punishment enough? Diarrhea stopped production on NBC’s new Slip N Slide show, for obvious reasons. A man in Bangkok got his dick stuck in a lock, I guess he was trying to pick a chastity belt. A chipmunk at Lake Tahoe has plague, but luckily was negative for Cov...

This week’s episode comes to you live from Ron Pompeii’s coffin! This week we wonder why the head of a cigarette company wants to make cigarettes illegal. Like, dude. Just stop making them.  Google is making it harder for you to find a sugar daddy, but if you wait till Halloween there will be plenty that no one wants.  An Alaska man tried to find a sugar bear, but he was almost left without a leg...

Your life is shorter, make it feel longer by listening to our latest pod!  This week, we find out that Covid has decreased the U.S. Life Expectancy.  Some Australians steal a Big Bird costume because they were having a rough go of it.  A woman breaks into a dentist's office and steals some teeth.  A teenage driver swerves to avoid a squirrel and crashes into Abraham Lincoln’s Grandpa’s House.  Fin...

Have you caught up on the latest episodes, because we have! This week, we find out that the hiccups can send you to the hospital, but taking a totally not dead selfie for Facebook will certainly negate andy Weekend at Bernie’s vibes to the situation. A woman is charged with a hate crime for making an officer feel bad. The moon is about to be a real asshole to everyone on the coast for like a decad...

How many Oreos are enough to leave to not be considered an asshole? Speaking of the munchies, drug dogs are out of a job thanks to legalized marijuana. Fish are jonesing for their next meth hit from the sewage treatment plant. Famous water buffalo Elliot Ness uncover a speakeasy trough, sending three bootlegger farmers to jail. A man finds a million dollars in his junk drawer. And finally, a woman...

It’s a full house this week and we welcome new guests.  This week we learn about a guy who finds out his son is actually his uncle.  Linkedin had a data breach, but at least someone wants to get into my Linkedin because I sure as fuck don’t. An HOA acts like an asshole like usual. Flying cars have finally arrive, but can they go over 88 mph? Finally a BYU study says if you think the suffering of o...

What do you get when you haven’t listened to the last 10 episodes of the show? Lots of updates and corrections.  This week we find out why the water in Sacramento tastes like dirt.  A guy steals a lemur from the zoo, and later a dump truck.  Blackmarket pistachio dealers get caught red fingered.  And finally, a bunch of rednecks get together for a rave, what could go wrong? Warm up your Aqua Massa...

What products do you wish came with booze in them? Don’t worry, our show always comes with booze in it.  This week, we find out about some cops in India who arrested the staff at at fast food place for not giving them free burgers.  Climate change is causing high heat, but don’t worry, climate change fueled wildfires are helping keep the heat from getting too high.  North Korea wants to tell you w...

Everyone starts off a The Hour listener, then they start getting ideas.  This week, the Cicadas are out, and chose violence.  An alligator takes down one of twin sisters, do you think she could feel it even though it was her sister?  Laughing gas may help with depression, but isn’t that true of most things that get you high?  A Florida man uses a sword to resolve a remote issue, I guess they shoul...

We hiit exactly an hour this week, which means we win both of the showcases!  This week we confirm that your cat will eat you if it doesn’t get it’s fancy feast.  A florida man curbstomps an iguana, but to be fair, the iguana started it.  Another Florida Man learns it’s all fun and games until your driveby paintball shooting is met with real bullets and your kid getting run over by your escape van...

We missed being remote, so we decided to revisit it. This week we find out that Kevin Spacey is back. Three guys break into an elevator shaft and then fall for each other, and by that we mean fight their way down the eight story shaft. A woman stabs her husband for looking at pictures of a younger woman who turn out to be her. A drug dealer gets busted for posting pictures of cheese, and an alliga...

We took a little break last week, but we’re back!  This week we find out that Covid may make your wieners soft.  AI has figured out when we’re being sarcastic, so look forward to passive aggressive Siri.  Russia floats the idea of cloning a bunch of ancient soldiers, but that’s ok we’ve still got Brenden Fraser who has dealt with ancient warriors before.  If you’re interested in some Chernobyl vod...

We’re back in person, baby! This week a cult group decorated their dead mummified leader with Christmas lights.  A man was arrested for defrauding his 35 girlfriends to try and get birthday presents.  Border patrol agents find tons of meth hidden with some pickles, but if you found it first on Christmas you get an extra gift.  Scientists think that T-rex walked a bit slow, and another woman in Flo...

After months of distanced podding, we present to you our final forced distanced podcast before we are reunited next episode! On this week’s episode we find out the weird things Germans want to put in their holes. A farmer things his neighbor is a dick and makes a giant shit wall in retaliation. A man drunkenly tries to slash a neighbor’s tires but also slashes his own finger off. A woman finds out...

Happy Earth Day! Did you ever learn the recycle rap? Well, we aren’t recycling any stories this week, they’re all brand-spanking-new! A gun fight breaks out at a kid’s birthday party, but none of them a snitches, so no one knows exactly what happened. Michigan unemployment is asking for it’s money back, and if you don’t pay up, they’ll ask to see your manager. STDs are on the rise, I guess the sta...

Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey listen to the hour. We’ve got a primate filled episode this week. Elon Musk lets monkeys use their brains to play Pong. A Portuguese monkey bit a kids finger off, but to be fair, it was right there. German monkeys make a great escape, I assume they just rode out of the zoo on a motorcycle and a t-shirt. I wish they would just suck macaque. A family in Kentucky find a...

If you can’t find homemade fish cum, store bought is fine. This week we found out that there’s a ketchup shortage! Scientists discover that processed food may make you vulnerable to Covid. A home inspector decided to tickle Elmo in a way that resulted in him no longer being allowed to be alone in other people’s houses. Amazon drivers have to pee in a bottle, but I’m sure that there’s probably some...