The Hour Podcast

Spooky! It’s Halloween, which means it’s time for CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!  This week we’re looking into Halloween stories, and start with a town that bans kids over 12 from trick-or-treating (or tricks-or-treating for those mid-century types). We hear about some sex offenders who are offended at signs telling tricks-or-treaters to stay away from their house.  A Michigan Halloween display is to...

It’s space and robots this week, and a little bird strike, but we are sure they can come to a contract agreement soon.  This week we discuss a bird that caused $2 million in damage to a military plane. We also found out that ICBM launch stations have moved into the 1980s and got rid of their 8-inch floppy disks.  The moon is getting some robot spiders and the UN thinks maybe killer robots aren’t t...

Hey, if you know a grocery store sushi chef, we’d love to have them on the show!  This week, we find out that if you’re a Boy Scout leader, you may have worries for the rest of your days if you do a naked rendition of Hakuna Matata!  The squirrels are at it again, this time they’re shoving their nuts in some lady’s trunk. Though, we have a solid “no butt stuff” policy. A lady is fined for her emot...

Jason’s back, which we say as if it’s a good thing! This week we discuss the Michigan state legislature who had a house go missing.  We also discuss the Georgia teacher who was put on leave for saying that the Confederate flag was just advertising that you intended to marry your sibling… but, really, where’s the lie?  A goy sues Johnson and Johnson for giving him boobs, and wins 8 Billion dollars!...

Okay, lots to talk about this week but very little time. Just kidding, what else is there to do. Logan guests on the show with Jason's first show off in over a year! The man deserves a damn vacation. We've got a very shed-heavy episode with attempted murder, attempted robbery, and attempted humor. We do our first on-location report (in my shed of course.) Jason normally writes these, so what else...

We’ve been on a streak, but are happy to say the pressure is off, we finally have a show that’s not funny… just like the 60 that came before it.  This week we discuss the problematic idea of dividing high school football divisions based on household income. A woman wards off a masturbator by pretending to be autistic. A woman diverts a flight by being trapped in the bathroom. Meanwhile, Mike Pence...

Because we are idiots, we have so many corrections and updates this week!  This week we see what crazy president grandpa yelling about light bulbs. A vat of bull semen explodes. A man drops a bomb on his ex-girlfriend, but not like in the surprise information sort of way.  Blink 182 may have found aliens, and the Amish make a run from the police. Welcome back to The Hour!

We managed to get this week close to an hour! On today’s episode we discuss the new planet that has been discovered with water vapor in the air. Could it be aliens???  A sushi truck find some unwelcome penguins trying to next in their sashimi. A man on vacation decides he’ll just fly the plane. Meanwhile, a man on the Massachusetts Turnpike takes Tesla’s autopilot feature too far and snoozes at 60...

Jeff thought last week was a great episode, now we have pressure to make this one great! THE PRESSURE!  This week we discuss the link between a low understanding of your own emotions and right wing beliefs and prejudices. We hear about some user errors with smart ovens that resulted in broiling nothing for hours. A poor little old Australian lady was pecked to death by an aggressive rooster, and a...

Happy Labor Day weekend! We’re back with another episode, and this week we’re going to discuss the new disease which is all the rage in, like, three people! A racist old lady says something racists then claims she’s not racist. A Florida Man brings a knife to the party because someone told him to flush his deuce. A town in England will not stand for sex in their public toilets. And finally, a man...

We’ve been going long in our second year, and here we go again! In this episode Jeff and Jason argue about looking on the bright side! When we finally get to the show content we discuss how scientist are able to predict your death by looking at the shit in your blood.  Scientists also discover a species that evolved more than once after being extinct. A couple spends thousands to clone their dead...

Summer is ending, stupid summer shenanigans are still rolling in.  This week we find out that it’s a bad idea to drive around with your kids in a pool on top of your car. We discuss a family vacation that turns into a horror movie when a wolf rips through their tent and tries to drag a father away.  A man falls out of the landing gear of a plane on approach to Heathrow. In Virginia a man inconveni...

HOLY NIPPLED SUIT, BATMAN! It’s another episode of The Hour!  This week we hear about an emu that we are sure is just looking for a donkey to love.  A guy a Little Caesars is unhappy with the product he got… but, Dude. You’re at a LIttle Caesars.  A guy gets part time jail on the weekends for trying to poison his wife, so I guess his shared custody and national guard prospects are out.  Panic ensu...

Wow, that was long - That’s what she said.  We kind of go off on a few tangents, which is why this one is so long.  This week’s themes are airplanes and education. We find out what happens when you check a missile launcher, and what happens when you try to open the door to a plane mid-flight.  South Dakota is dictating that all schools prominently display “In God We Trust” in their schools. Meanwh...

Warning: This podcast may contain annoying ass earworms, but it’s raining tacos…  This week we learn about the fate of a man who disappeared 10 years ago. A gator was loose in Michigan, or at least it was until someone shot it.  A Florida city is trying to scare away homeless people with Baby Sharks and Raining Tacos. A study found that sexual function improves with nuts, but you all already know...

It’s our podcast, it’s your birthday! We can’t believe we’ve been doing this a year, and you probably can’t believe we haven’t given up yet!  For our one year anniversary we thought we’d pick some pod-favorite categories that we’ve enjoyed over the year. A crazy incident with the police involve alcohol, a rattlesnake, and a little some extra.  A poor confused grandma ends up with sex toys on her f...

Summer is a great time to let your crazy out, which is obvious by all the crazy stories we’ve were sent this week.  There’s only so much time, so on this week’s episode, a guy, a girl, a lake, and a mystery! It even has a boat chase!  We find out that Millennials aren’t the worst anymore, because Gen Z can’t even cook pasta. Though, apparently they may be having virtual long distance sex with peop...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! What’s more American than loving guns so much you shoot yourself in the dick?  On today’s episode we discuss why in the world they would let a guy out on bail who wants to shoot up a synagogue and wants his guns back. We hear about a woman who was charged with theft for taking her abusive husband’s guns to the police. There are two shooters on the loose in Michigan, but no...

Episode 48 comes at you with the longest episode yet, but it’s not like we’re measuring. This week we discover that people are more likely to turn in a wallet if there’s cash in it. A slug dies and takes down the Japanese Railroads with it, a Florida tourist catches flesh eating bacteria, and she didn’t even go to Mar-A-Lago.  We also discuss another streaming service, and how people follow Google...

Father’s Day has come and gone, but we’re still here, and this time with dad jokes! This week we discuss deadly shit gase in India, a man with a meth-head attack squirrel, and just some good ol’ boys getting themselves into a heap of trouble.  We also can’t miss a news story on sex dolls, especially when they’ll make them like your dead partner. Finally we discuss how honeybees can apparently coun...

LOOK. We’ve addressed that on our Twitter, we’re back with a new episode! This week we say our goodby to Sarah Fuckabee-Suckabee Sanders. On this week’s episode we talk about Pride month, and how assholes are ruining it from mayors of Alabama to Mike Pence. We find out that there are some things that may be fine at a Ponderosa, but that shit doesn’t fly at the Golden Corral  Kraft tries to trick k...

Jeff’s back, baby! This week we’re a little rusty getting into the swing of things… or maybe we’re just always this distractible.  On this week’s episode we talk about an asteroid that just flew by, and find out that Jason and Jeff do not agree on how to deal with the end of the world.  We praise glorious leader’s new name for fossil fuels. A nearby town decides to have goats do the jobs that Amer...

This week we have another special guest co-host Becky, while Jeff is recovering from overdosing on Olestra. This week Becky and I discuss a cougar who attacked a child, and then asked to see a manager about her expired coupon.  A new study says your kid may not be an asshole if you read to them, instead they'll just be a smart ass.  A dad stole his kid's girl scout cookie money so he could get a r...

This week we have a special guest co-host Eric, while Jeff is recovering from his weekend bender on DudeIn. This week Eric and I discuss Trump cheating, and this time it's not on Melania. A teenager waits all day to get shot by the police, and then apologizes, but weren't they the late ones? A woman takes the high ground, and by that we mean she gets high, breaks into someone's house, washes their...

On today’s episode we our lovely wives join us! Today we discuss a politician who decided to advertize on Porn Hub, but hey, two girls one vote! James Bakker has a great $45 Trump coin to help focus your prayers. A guy creates a high power sprayer to keep the homeless junkies off the stoop. Deep sea divers find a plastic bag at the bottom of the ocean, and some parents are angry about their kid’s...