The Horror Virgin

"It's a good movie. But it's not a Halloween Movie" Join the gang while we travel to Illinois one final time to face off against the boogieman of Haddonfield, Corey.  Who really didn't do anything wrong.  It was gravity's fault.  Jeremy's head was extremely heavy. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: P...

"He's in town with a few days to kill." Join the Gang, with our special Predator Expert Blaine, as we travel to 1997 LA.  Apparently, there is a nerd predator that hates drugs and is killing everyone involved with them.  Will Detective Glover be able to kill the Predator thereby saving the drug trade in LA?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Fol...

"New decade. New rules." Join the gang while we go back to Westboro, Wait that wasn't it. Woodsboro... Thats it.  Join the gang there while we try to figure out who done it again.  Will Todd die while streaming his own credit card info? Will Mikey get shot RIGHT IN THE DICK? Will Paige finally step out of her Cousin's shadow and into the spotlight she deserves? Find out now. Help Support...

"It's Playtime... Again!" Join the gang while we jump back into the Child's Play franchise. This movie is bonkers and we had a lot of fun talking about.  Enjoy! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Scream 4 (2011) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/...

"After a decade of silence... The buzzz is back!" Join the gang while we break down a sequel that is so bonkers it feels like a porn parody of the original.  We truly hope you enjoy this insane episode on this insane movie. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Child's Play 2 (1990) See Privacy Policy at https://...

"No.  Not the one with Conan." You'll never believe it, but the Gang all showed up at the same Airbnb.  Apparently, they all booked it on different apps for the same night.  Oh well.  Todd can sleep on the couch, Paige can take the bedroom, and Mikey can sleep on the air mattress... That is if he ever gets done measuring the square footage. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patr...

"It's like the movie was written by an incel forum on 8Chan" Join the gang while we dive deep into this right-wing propaganda-spouting scary fest of a movie.  Will Mikey ever grasp why the director decided to make the final girl a horrible person?  Will Paige ever follow Annie on Instagram?  Will Todd's head explode from the combination of scares in the movie and his hate of Annie?  Find out now!...

"It's just like Sharknado... If Sharknado has a big budget, good acting, and amazing story." Join the gang while we take a deep dive into Jordan Peele's 3rd movie.  Did They like it?  Did they all have wildly different takes about what things meant.  Does Paige have TONS of fun facts.  You know it! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgi...

"If it bleeds, we can Kill it" Join the gang and special guest Blaine Gibson, while we break down this amazing movie. This one is super fun and the movie is outstanding.  We hope you all enjoy it. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Prey (2022) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priv...

"Never Talk to Strangers" Join the gang while we breakdown a great 70's serial killer movie.  Will Todd's get Grabbed by the Grabber? Will Paige's dream save them all? Will Mikey make a joke out of the last bit of Todd's Trauma that was hitherto untouched on a podcast episode? (Yes... of course) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitte...

"I'm gonna have to start quoting poetry if you want me to get any deeper" Join the gang while we slog through this incredibly strange inappropriate dating sim.  We laugh, we cry, hell Todd even throws toward the end.  This is an episode that has something for everyone. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: B...

"When a grudge from the dead passes to the living - Who is safe?" Join the gang while we venture back to a house where a horrible crime was committed.  So horrible we had to make some convoluted vignette about it to scare Todd. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Audition (1999) See Privacy Policy at https://ar...

"A zombie movie for gamers" Jon the gang while we hold up in an apartment for 25ish days and try not to kill each other.  Will we be able to survive the zombie outbreak long enough to hatch chickens in Mikey's Closet?  Find out now Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Ju-On: The Grudge (2002) See Privacy Po...

"This movie has a little bit of something for everyone's trauma" Join the gang while we kick off Asian horror Month with a deep dive on Incantation.  This is a super scary movie and has a little bit of everything to trigger all our hosts just right.  Enjoy. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: #Alive (2020)...

"Two million years of evolution. One perfect killer." Join the Gang while we descend on a sleepy spring break town to enjoy some much-needed R&R after last semester.  I hope nothing, that is millions of years old and loves the taste of human flesh, ruins our fun.   Oh well...  At least there will be boobs! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us...

"It's like if "Jaws" in JAWS was the good guy" Join the Gang while we try to capture an Orca.  Hopefully Captain Mikey will do it in an ethical way... and not like kill a mother Orca and her baby and then go legit crazy and end up following the father Orca to the north poll to kill each other.  I'm sure it will be fine. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us...

“I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole." Join the gang while we venture to Maine to find a honestly should have been an ancient croc..  But as it turns out it's just a croc that can swim across the ocean apparently.  either way enjoy this bonkers episode about this bonkers movie. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVir...

"Reaching new depths of terrible." Join the gang while we go to Sea World on vacation.  I'm sure the huge shark that bothered us for the past 2 summers won't follow us to Sea World.  That would be legit INSANE right?  I'm sure we are totally safe... Or are we? Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Lake...

"He's guaranteed to put some life, in your afterlife" Join the gang while we break down the 1980's classic "Beetlejuice". Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Jaws 3D (1983) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"The High Fidelity sequel you didn't know existed" Join the gang while we try to survive a night in room 1408.  Will Todd make it out of the air vent? Will Paige be able to traverse the outside ledge to the room next door?  Will Mikey prove that alcohol can solve everything? Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram...

"They're back" That's right.  They are back.  But this time 2/3rds of them sound different.  But join us anyway while we break down this terrible movie.  Why exactly is Kane obsessed with a little girl? Why is Craig T. Nelson talking about his ex-girlfriend's boobs with his wife? Is this the most racist movie we have ever done?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: ww...

"It's like Horror "Lake House, except Keanu's Dick isn't in the mailbox" Join the gang while we break down yet another grief-filled movie.  Although much like His House this movie is a banger.  And it takes place at a badass lake house... But you'll have to watch out for clitty. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram...

"Those damned lost 14 mins" Join the gang while we venture into our deepest traumas to discuss His House.  It's truly unfortunate that our trauma was found inside a "Gorey Hole", but alas.  That is where our trauma was found.  Enjoy the episode. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: The Night House (202...

"Peachfuzz would never hurt you" Join the gang while we break down 77 mins of bad improv thrown together as a "Movie".  Sorry.  We didn't care for this one.  Like at all. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin  Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram  Up next: His House (2020) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri...

"Sex so good it literally kills a guy" Join the Gang while we venture deep into Texas in 1979 to make a Porno.  Will Todd direct a porno masterpiece?  Will Mikey run around in just tighty whities the whole movie? Will Paige get eaten by an alligator?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Creep (2014) Se...