The Horror Virgin

"It's like if Todd was stuck in a haunted house" A disgraced internet personality attempts to win back his followers by livestreaming one night alone in a haunted house. But when he accidentally pisses off a vengeful spirit, his big comeback event becomes a real-time fight for his life. Will Todd... I am Shawn make it through the night in one piece? Find out now. Help Support our HV Family: w...

"May I have this dance?" Join the Gang while we head back to a vaguely WW1 time period for a case study into how Pearl started murdering.  Will Paige and just absolutely fall in love with the aesthetic? Will Todd dig the mid century Disney vibe of the movie, Will Mikey's policy of assuming all hot women that are into him are murderers save him from Mia Goth?  Find out now! Help Support o...

"Once you know the Devil, the Devil knows you." Join the gang while we jump into this insane world where it seems like the Catholic church runs everything and they have definitive proof that god exists.  Seriously this movie is wild and it takes wild swings at things that are insane.  So naturally, this episode is also insane.  Enjoy! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/Hor...

"Yo Mary... What that tongue do" Join the gang this week while we head to Ravensfair to find out exactly what has killed 99.9% of that town. Will Todd get freaked out by the weird puppets? Will Paige pine over Stackhouse's abs? Will Mikey lust after Mary solely because of her mouth game? Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Face...

"this movie is a turd burger but let's power through" Join the gang this week while we go back to the 70's to see whats up with this Annabelle doll.  As it turns out, not much.  But the demon does seem very attached to it. You may not love this movie.  But you'll love this episode. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter In...

"There comes a time to put away childhood things. But some things just won't stay put!" Join the gang this week as we jump into one of our favorite franchises.  This one is truly unhinged and it has the added bonus of feeling a little rushed and unpolished like the first 2.  Add a very unnerving Barber to the mix and you have the makings of a Mikey Movie FOR SURE! Help Support our HV Fam...

"She's more than a toy. She's family." Join us this week while we dive back into the mind of the amazing Akela Cooper. Will this movie turn out to be just as bonkers as Milgnant? Will we enjoy another film that feels like it was made in a "Mikey Movie" factory just for us to watch and enjoy. Yes. That is exactly what happens. You'll love it. Help Support our HV Family: www...

"Against an army of immortals, one warrior must draw first blood." Join the gang while we head down south to the mean streets, of what we are told is New Orleans.  We really had a blast with this movie.  From the really bad special effects to the amazing one-liners.  This movie has everything the 90's had to offer.   Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgi...

"Our greatest threat is our only hope." Join the gang this week while we dive into a movie that we all found absolutely compelling. There is a lot to discuss in this movie from the film itself to the metaphors it plays on. Please enjoy this breakdown of The Girl With All The Gifts. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagr...

"A friend with Weed is a friend indeed" Join the gang while we take a deep dive into a Leprechaun so offensive it couldn't be in theaters.  Will the gang be able to navigate through all the problematic issues in this movie?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: The Girl with all the Gifts (201...

"The closest we will ever get to having an Among Us Movie" Join the gang while we hold up in the deep south for a hurricane party.  Will Todd be the first to die? Will Mikey finally be able to find love when it's like a 5-to-1 girl-to-guy ratio? Will Paige make it through the night alive?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Fa...

"Five friends go to a cabin in the woods. Bad things happen." Join the gang while we revisit Cabin in the Woods.  Does it hold up as well as it did when it came out in 2012?  We dive deep into every monster in the hell elevator, every reference they worked into this movie, and every little scare that got Todd. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVir...

"Somewhere between science and superstition, there is another world. The world of darkness." Join the gang while we venture back to D.C. in the 1970s. Will Mikey convince Regan's mom to forget all about her soon-to-be ex in Rome? Will Todd "NOPE" out at the first sign of anything paranormal? Will Paige take Regan back to the present day when she finds out she couldn't legally have a credit card un...

"Man is The Warmest Place to Hide." The Podcast just discovered something.  For 100,000 years it was buried in ice.  Now it has found a place to live. Will Paige, Mikey, and Todd survive outpost 31? Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: The Exorcist (1973) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...

"On Friday the 13th, Jason is Back...But this time...He's Met His Match!" It's that special day of the year when we all come together and celebrate the amazing Friday the 13th Franchise.  We are again joined by our "Friday the 13th" correspondent Jonathan while we go on the hilarious journey that is Part 7. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Fac...

"There are some places in the universe you don't go alone." Join the gang while we venture back to LV-426 to see what happened since we did our last episode.  Spoiler alert.  We loved this movie.  We hope you love this episode just as much. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: The Thing (1982) See Priv...

"Every family tree hides a secret." Join the Gang while we dive back into Hereditary. This movie is brutal and SO good. Will Mikey drop some amazing therapy knowledge? Will Paige's fun facts blow your freaking mind? Will we talk about incredibly intense and traumatizing personal experiences? Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin:...

"There's something wrong with Esther." Happy Christmas/Holidays!!!! Join the gang while we drive deep into this BONKERS movie about a "child".  Will Mikey finally realize his dream of punching a child?  Will Paige get save that rose bush? Will Todd ever discover Peter Sarsgaard's true heritage? Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgi...

"I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work." Join the gang while we try get into this instant Christmas Classic.  This movie is everything we wanted and more.  So please enjoy this hilarious breakdown of a wonderful movie! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Orphan (2009) See Privacy Policy at...

"He's making a list... pray you're not on it." What do you get if you take all the fun insanity of professional wrestling, stripped away the ring, the announcers, and replaced Vince Mcmahon with Goldberg... But dressed as Santa? You get this amazing Santa Slasher! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Violent Night (2...

"The nightmare is about to begin... again!" Join the gang while they break down Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 1... and part 2 of part 1.  This thing is more or less a clip show with a guy built EXACTLY to Paige's specifications. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Santa's Slay (2005) See Privacy Policy at htt...

"Once you see it, it's too late." Join the gang while we break down all the ways this movie triggers our specific trauma.  Will Paige ever get a good night's sleep?  Will Mikey give up being a hero at his day job to podcast full-time?  Will Todd ever forgive himself for dicking down trucksacutioner?  Find out now See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr...

"Every rose has its thorns." Join the gang while we break down a movie that was about 10 years ahead of its time.  We hope you enjoy our serious, but silly/fun, conversation about this week's movie. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Smile (2022) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California P...

"Where shopping can cost you an arm and a leg." Join the gang while we venture to the mall. Apparently, Mikey has invited everyone to a furniture store orgy... But Todd and Paige just want to watch movies all night. I hope nothing goes wrong with this new shopping mall security system. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Ins...

"If you're looking for horror that's got balls...IT'S FOUND YOU." Join the gang while they travel back to 1970s America to fight out why so many Jawa's seem to be living in Oregon.  Will Mikey get murderer while doin it Mary Shelley Style? Will Todd keep his Ice Cream truck intact? Will Paige point out how this movie makes it VERY clear that the Actor/Actress were held to a MUCH different bea...