The Horror Virgin

"It's A Boy!" Join the gang this week while we jump back into a crazy franchise that is just the best!  In this installment, we get to see Freddy as a baby.  And what is better than that?  This movie and episode are pretty insane but we like them that way.   Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin:...

"A movie that refuses to make sense" Join us this week as we dive deep into the confusingly titled 5th installment of the Scream franchise, aptly named "Scream." Opinions are divided, with one of us loving it and two others not so much. It might not be the best Scream movie, but we had an absolute blast dissecting it and sharing our thoughts. Tune in for a lively discussion! Help Support our HV Fa...

"I haven't been ignoring your pod... I've been busy" Join us this week while we break down the listener request winner Talk to Me.  This movie surprised us with how good it is.  We really dig in on what the movie is saying about addiction and disassociation, but we also have a lot of fun too.  We hope you enjoy this one. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What...

"The Bark and the Wicked" Join us this week while we break down one of the saddest movies we have done in a while.  This movie is great and scary.  So scary in fact we divert our attention away from the sadness by becoming investigative journalists and uncovering a possible scam.  It's a heavy but very fun episode.  Enjoy! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirg...

"A scary movie so bad it couldn't even scare Todd" Have you ever wanted to see a movie that started off pretty decent but ended up feeling like a huge disappointment?  Well, Temple is the movie for you. It sets up so many things the never pay off and honestly ends up being kinda boring because of it.  But we had a GREAT time breaking it down.  Enjoy. Help Support our HV Family: www....

"My nightmare is they won't make any more of these movies" Join the gang this week while we venture to Spain to try and sell our dead father's family abbey.  Will Father Mikey ask for forgiveness for loving down a lady? Will Paige convince Father Crowe to exorcist the demon outta Todd so we can sell this damn place?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin...

"The most feared predator in history...is no longer history." Join the gang this week while we break down this truly insane creature feature.  Will Todd geek out over the truly unbelievable science in this movie?  Will Paige find any way she can to mention that tentacles are sexy? Will Mikey explain the nuances of a "Mikey Movie"? find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.co...

"This ain't no pleasure cruise." Join the gang this week while we break down a movie so bonkers you will swear it was written in the 80s on cocaine.  But it was made in the late 90s and this movie has EVERYTHING!  A cruise ship owner that wants to sink his boat for the insurance, a mercenary captain looking for love in the South China Sea,  a lady cat burglar who might also be looki...

"Aliens thrilled you... The Thing shocked you... Now experience real fear..." Join the gang this week while we travel 3 miles below the ocean to mine silver... for some reason.  Will Mikey find True love while sharing a flask of vodka?  Will Todd convince his fellow sea miners to unionize? Will Paige find any to be the only woman alive with young Robocop at the end?  find out now! H...

"This time... It's personal." Join the gang this week while we travel from Amity to the Bahamas to get away from all these sharks.  Cause sharks don't like to swim in warm water.  So we will be safe in the Bahamas, right?  Like it would be INSANE for one shark to travel from Amity to the Bahamas just for revenge right?  I hope that isn't what this movie is about. Help Support o...

"Life and Death are Meaningless...And Pain Is God." Join the gang this week while we break down our first-ever Rob Zombie film.  We had a LOT of fun in this episode.  did we enjoy the movie?... Kinda.  You'll have to listen to find out. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Jaws: The Revenge (1987) See...

"There's Roadkill All Over Texas" Join the gang while we break down the 3rd installment of the TCM franchise.  This movie is not good.  But this movie almost has it all.  Aragorn? Check.  Ken Foree? Check.  A huge saw that looks too expensive to be used for cutting up people? Check. Enjoy this fun episode. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us...

"The bayou has its own law... and they just broke it." Join the gang this week while we continue our southern slashers series with our breakdown of Southern Comfort. This movie seems a little ahead of its time but as we find out throughout the episode, the director didn't AT ALL mean it to be. Enjoy the episode! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorV...

"It's the last one you'll ever take." Join the gang this week while we venture into the deep south.  Will our gang make it through the backwoods of the deep south, or will they make a WRONG TURN!!!!!! Find out now. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Southern Comfort (1981) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.c...

"You'll never guess who's been down this river" Join the gang while we break down one of the most Iconic horror films on the 1970's. Will Paige confirm that she is too "indoorsy" for this movie? Will Mikey Talk a LOT about his experiences on this river?  Will Todd struggle to come up with a third thing to list while writing an episode blurb?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www...

"Fear Changes Everything" Join the gang (Mikey's back!!!) while we break down this extremely sad Stephen King adaptation.  Will Mikey regale us with tales from his vacation to the beach?  Will Todd and Paige sing WAY more than any podcast host should be allowed?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagr...

"Sometimes dead is better." Join Paige, Todd, and Special Guest Julian Fernandez had a blast breaking down this amazing movie. Will Paige fall in love with Church? Will Todd enjoy being forced to watch a movie where a truck kills someone AND a pet dies? Will Jules bring some amazing insight and impressions? Find out now. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Foll...

"The Most Fun You'll Ever Have BEING SCARED!" Join the gang for this truly unhinged episode on Creepshow. I don't know if it was because we recorded this later at night, or if it's cause the movie is bonkers, or if it's because Paige had just gotten back from Japan. but this episode is nuts. you all are gonna love it. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow...

"This Christmas there will be no peace on Earth." Join the gang, and Special Guest Jeff May while we break down one of his favorite horror movies. Will Jeff convince Mikey that AvPR is amazing, or will Mikey stand fine on his hate of this installment of the AvP franchise? Find out now. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Ins...

"Stephen King's masterpiece of terror directed by the master himself." Join the gang while we jump into a movie so crazy some of us weren't even sure what happened at the end of this movie.  We had a lot of fun with this truly bonkers movie and we hope you have fun with this extremely bonkers episode. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook...

"Mommy's with the maggots now" Join the gang while we dig deep into Evil Dead Rise. We could think of no better way to celebrate mothers day than recording an episode on Evil Dead Rise. We honestly loved this movie. Even Todd. Even though he hopes he will never see it again. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Inst...

"I'm going to give you the choice I never had." Join the Gang while we dig into Anne Rice's best adaptation with friend of the pod Jon Risinger. We have a lot of fun with this episode talking about all the things we absolutely missed the first time we saw this movie as children. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Ne...

"They will tear your soul apart. Again." Join the gang while they venture back into an 8th graders angsty screenplay to see how we feel about the 2nd film in the Hellraiser franchise. Will Todd hate this one as much as he did the first? Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Interview with the V...

"After ten years... the ball is back!" Join the gang while we head back into the bonkers world of Phantasm after all these years? Do we try to break this movie down logically? No. How could we. But we do have loads of fun walking you through this insane sequel. Enjoy! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram U...

"A movie about class where the rich fight the rich and the poor only survive because the rich allow it" Join the gang in this extra long episode about a movie that some people love and some people hate and both are right. All we know is that there is no way we'd make it out alive. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up...