The Horror Virgin

"Gather Around the Campfire to Die!" Join the gang while we dive in to an EXTREMELY problematic movie.  Will Mikey be able to build a raft in tie to save Paige.  Will Todd get confused about which "Todd" people are referring too?  Find out now. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: X (2022) See Privacy...

"Seven deadly sins. Seven ways to die." Join the gang while we try to solve a string of murders before Mikeys one and only true love ends up with her head in a box.  Will Mikey convince Paige that Gotham is worth saving before it's too late.  Find out now Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: The Burning (19...

"Once you find someone who eats ass it's hard to let them go" Join the Gang while we dive into a Cannibalistic nightmare.  Well for Paige and Mikey it's more of a dream come true. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Se7en (1995) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...

"You can't cheat death twice." Join the gang while they break down a sequel that reminds us that the only thing we really have to fear is the crushing realization that we too will die one day any there is nothing we can do about it.  oh. and there are like Rube Goldbergian style deaths. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagr...

"Ding Dong. Director's Cut" Mikey has been hold up in his Aunt's old house, writing his Vietnam book.  But his Neighbor Todd has noticed some Odd behavior.  WIll Paige make it in time to save the boys from doing something incredibly stupid?  Find out now. *Featuring BoneBat Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram...

"Be Careful, child ghost bullies at Play" Join Todd and special Guest Sammy Smart from TS;DW, while they get bullied by ghost kid versions of Mikey and Paige. Will Ghost kids Mikey and Paige convince Todd and Samy to watch enough snuff films to please Bughuul? I hope Deputy So & So saves them before Mikey and Paige convince Sammy to kill Todd. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/Horro...

"Podcast Beyond Your Wildest Dreams." Join the gang while we venture back into dream land to battle Freddy.  I really hope EVERY DREAM WARRIOR doesn't get killed off in the first 20 mins... Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Sinister 2  (2015) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California...

"Time To Cut Out The Cancer" Join the gang while we break down the highest budget Mikey Movie we have ever seen.  I don't know if it was all how crazy it got... or how well it's made.  But we Low Key Loved this movie Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master  (198...

"Obey The Rules Of The Trilogy... Or Die." Join the gang while we try and figure out who Ghostface is this time.  Why it is impossible for it to be who it is. And why we absolutely don't care that this movie makes ZERO sense. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Malignant  (2021) See Privacy Policy at https...

"1 of the 7 freakiest podcasts in the world" Join the gang while we venture into one of the scariest places on earth.  Will we discover who won the ping pong ball tournament?  Or what secret herbs and spices make up the Colonel's Chicken recipe?  Either way... no one is making it out of this episode alive!!!!! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @Horr...

"The Luck of the Irish... Just Ran Out!" Join the Gang, and special Guest Caleb From SCREAM! and Horror Soup, While we break down this INSANE movie.  Will Mikey convince the gang that all we need to do is return the gold to Willow before it's too late?  find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Gon...

“Humans. You're not worth the flesh you're printed on!” Join the Gang while we dive DEEP into this amazing Tales from the Crypt movie. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Leprechaun  (1993) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-...

"Get Home Safe" Join Mikey and Todd at this like cool basement where we can like party without or parents and stuff.  The lady that owns the place?  She's cool.  Don't worry about her.  She was passing out hella shots... I'm getting a little sleepy. I sure hope Paige gets here in time to save the day. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVi...

"Playtime is over." Join Paige and Mikey while they try to convince Todd that the whole podcast is just a game of tag.  Let see if they can keep up the ruse long enough to get them all to safety before the US military starts killing podcast hosts... Again. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Ma  (2019) See...

"This time there are no Interviews" Join the Gang while we dive deep into all things Vampire.  We also discuss this batshit insane movie and why it is as truly awful as it is.  Enjoy!! Up next: Little Monsters  (2019) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Calif...

"Podcast makes me feel good!!!" No spook, specter, or haunt will ever be safe again. Catching the un-dead is their life. It's not a pretty job, especially the way THEY do it, but somebody has to. Enjoy this 2 hours + deep dive on the 1984 classic Ghostbusters. Up next: Queen of the Damned  (2002) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitt...

"You'll all be guilty, and you're doing it for nothing! Killing me won't bring back your goddamn Podcast!" Join Todd and Mikey while they go in search of a lost little girl.  That may or may not be Mikey's long-lost daughter.  Will Mikey find the girl, get back his engagement ring, and get off the island with Tod before Paige has them both "Wickermaned".  Find out now! Up next: Ghos...

"When you talk to the other Pod, you never know who will be listening." In this episode, Mikey and Todd try to book an appointment with a Nazi optometrist.  Paige has to slap the planchet out of their hands because she knows better. Up next: Wicker Man  (2006) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy...

"They don't call It the Pod for nothing" In this episode, Paige explains to Mikey and Todd what it is really like to become a young woman.  All while they break down this coming-of-age tale scene by scene.  It's clear Mikey and Todd had a lot of learning to do.  Enjoy. Up next: Ouija - Origin of Evil (2016) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorV...

"And a Pod shall lead them..." Join the Gang while we try to escape Gatlin.  Will Todd end up on a Corncross?  Will Paige make it out alive? Will Mikey be super excited he can just HAYMAKER kids guilt-free?  Find out now. Up next: Ginger Snaps (2000) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at ht...

"Just like Home Alone... If Home Alone was Terrible" Join the gang while we try to figure out what the hell is happening in this fever dream nightmare of a movie Up next: Children of the Corn (1984) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://ar...

"No one knows you're up there." Join Paige Mikey and Todd while we try to squeeze in one last run on our ski day. Will Todd jump and break both of his legs? Will Mikey American Ninja Warrior his way to freedom?  Will paige just chill out until the chair drops her off at almost ground level?  Find out now Up next: Antlers (2021) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Fo...

"The Curse of the Nazi Gold" Join the gang while we vacation at our friends Norwegian cabin.  Will Mikey have sex in an outhouse?  Will Todd do some SICK TRICKS off his snowmobile? will Paige make it out alive....  Find out now Up next: Frozen (2010) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at ht...

"Slay, Pod, Slay" In this episode, the gang goes to Hawthorne College to see if we can find out why all the men are crazy murderers or something. We assume the boys just got WAY too into The Joe Rogan Experience and Float Tanks.  Will we solve the mystery before time runs out?  Find out now. Up next: Dead Snow (2009) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @Ho...

"The sands will rise. The heavens will part. The Pod will be unleashed." In this episode, the gang travels deep into the desert to find Podunaptra to fight scarabs, undead Egyptian soldiers, and even Imhotep himself.  All to save the world from certain destruction or whatever. Up next: Black Christmas (2019) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Fa...