The Hopeless Fan

NFL Draft Special.  We Squeeze in Our Mock Draft at the Wire.  Scotty Was So 2 Thousand and LATE.  Turns Out Doc Wouldn't Choke the 3-0 Lead.  The NBA Playoffs Are a Mystery #EmbiidBetter

Celebrating the Short-lived Weather.  NBA MVP Talk #EmbiidBetter.  Find Out What Our Most Embarrassing Moments Have Been.  More From the Pages of AITA.

We Are the Latest to the Will Smith Slap Party.  There's a New National Champion (That Dayton Beat).  Shelby is Pumped for Opening Day and Our 1st NRFI Was a Banger.  We Bust Out Some AITA Stories and Break Em Down.

March Madness in Columbus.  The Boys Overdid It.  Stay Away from the Parlays.  Zack Pukes Loud.  Reverse Middles are Back.

EMMERGENCY EPISODE!  Russell Wilson Traded to Denver And Scotty COULDN'T Be Happier.  Aaron Rodgers Was The Big News for 2 Hours.  Calvin Ridley is One of Us.  Zack Finally Saw Hamilton and We Draft All Time Busts.

Back to Our Routine & it Feels Good.  Ukraine Moneyline is +600.  We Share Last Week's Snake Draft Results & Do a Hangover Draft.  What the Hell is in EmergenC? 

Back From our Hiatus.  We Picked the Perfect Time to Take a Break From Sports Talk.  Shelby Lived and Died 10 Lifetimes During the Playoffs.  Rodgers Ain't Gettin That 2nd Ring.  We Pick Our Top Love Songs of All Time.

Shelby and Zack Tag Team.  Mary Kay Serving Up More Than Makeup This Week.  MVP COY CPOY DPOY DROY OROY really its all the OYs.  Our Very 1st Week 18 Boardwalk.  Who Do You Not Wanna Play in the Playoffs.

Its Just Zack Reading Boardwalk Picks.  Christmas is Right Around the Corner but Someone Has to Steer the Ship.  Scotty is Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.  Shelby is Working at a Chicken Coup in Fort Recovery.

The Calm Before the Storm That was Week 15.  Shelby Back w/ His LOSER Picks.  Zack Had a Metaphorical Teaser That Would've CASHED.  Shelby and Scotty Fight Over Cincy v. Denver.

Back w/ a Full Show Jam Packed w/ Classic Segments.  Talkin Bout Poopin at Work and Farewell to Verdansk.  Our First Jeopardy Show Since the Hosting Fiasco.  Scotty's VIPs are Riding High After a 6-2 Week.

Jim Harbaugh Got His 1st Win (After Needing a Bye Year to Gameplan).  Bedlam in College Football w/ Bama Scared Straight & Oklahoma Falling Short.  Put the Mortgage on Iowa.  What Even is This Board?

The Ravens Forgot How to Throw Slants.  Are the Broncos Back? (No).  Hang in There, Scotty's VIPs.  The Board Lookin Like a Straight SNACK.

Recorded November 5th.  We're Taking You Through the Hottest News in 7 Day Old Sports.  Zack Couldn't Get to Editing/Posting the Episode For Scholarly Reasons (Queue the Education Connection Theme Song).  Check Out the Abysmal Picks We Made & Laugh at Our Pain.

Super Spooky Halloween Episode.  These Takes are Frighteningly Bad.  Recap of Our Cleveland Trip is to Die For.  I Can't Think of Any More Halloween Puns.

Getting This One in Under the Wire.  Shelby Back and Still as Whack as Ever.  Zack Almost Got Assaulted in a Parking Garage.  The Refs Had Eagles +6.5.  Boardwalk More Like Boredwalk This Week.  JK We Always Love the Board.

It's Episode 150 and Shelby Ain't Even Here.  Just Put Robert Woods at QB in SEA.  Player Props are an Urban Meyer Grind.  Scotty's Party Parlay is a +5000 Free Money Hitter.  

We Have a Week 4 Eve Special.  If You Like Free Money, We Are Your Guys.  It's a House Divided w/ Baltimore in Mile High.  Loser Leaves the Podcast.

TNF Was an Absolute Snooze Fest.  We Discuss NFL Teams That Are Overrated/Underrated/Sneaky Good.  We Lack Confidence in the Board for a 2nd Week in a Row.  Scotty's Party Parlay is Bound to Hit While Zack's LOTWOTC is Still Searching for a Win.

NFL Week 1 in the Books.  The Board Was Kind to the Bois.  RIP Norm MacDonald.  We Have to Talk Ourselves Into the Week 2 Board.  Zack is Taking a Week 2 Sabbatical to See Live Music.  Scotty Didn't Get Covid but He is Sick.

Zack's Teaching America's Youth and the Bois Can't Figure Out How to Record Right.  The #NFL is SO FREAKING BACK!  Zack Sends in His LOTWOTC, Scotty's Hail Mary Parlay, and Shelby's Sensible Teaser.  This Weekend We Worship at the Altar.

This One is For The Bois.  As Promised, Our 10 Teamer Fantasy League Draft Recap.

Your No Frills Action Packed Double Snake Draft Extravaganza.  We Draft Back to School Best Ofs and Another Professional.  Stadiums Draft While We Watch the Reds Blow a Lead to the Brewers.  Stay Tuned for our Fantasy League's Draft Results in Ep145B.

Scotty is a Sleepy Boi.  We've Been Doing This 2 Years?  Tim Tebow Has Been CUT.  Our Fantasy League Draft is on the Cusp.  Snake Draft of Iconic Fast Food Items & Fantasy Draft Stereotypes.

The Boys Are Back in Town.  NFL Preseason Action and a Parlay (Almost) for the Ages.  #FreeBritney and Is Joe Flacco Elite Again?  Scotty Has Beef w/Nathan (Who Doesn't?)  Fantasy Draft Talk and a Fantasy Busts Snake Draft to Boot.