The Hopeless Fan

Comin' Atcha Live From Casa de Pfeiffer.  We Pick Our Fantasy League Draft Order.  Sprinkle in a Little Olympics How Long Do They Last?  Shelby Missed His One Chance for a History Jeopardy Category.  Joey Votto STILL Bangs.

Zack is in Pittsburgh Which Means Tech Issues Abound.  Shelby Belittles Our NFL Season Win Total Picks.  The Boys Take a Trip Down Reds Memory Lane.  Joey Votto Still Bangs.

While the Shelby's Away the Mice Will Shit All Over His Segments.  Jackass Forever Brings Back Memories.  Zack is an NBA Finals Champion.  Our O/U Win Total Predictions for Every NFL Team (We Recorded This Prior to Rodgers/Adams News).

Zack's Got Car Troubles.  Scotty's Sit Em is Literally McGregor Sitting Down.  Coca-Cola Hasn't Learned Their Lesson.  Bucks Are So Back.  Snake Draft of Sporting Events We Wish We Were At.

We Love Bro Time and Hate Soccer.  No Loki Spoilers Here.  Shelby Knows Maybe 5 Super Heroes & Creates His Own.  Shelby Knows His Warzone Callouts.  Snake Draft Pickem of Road Trip Snacks.

Zack Popped His Chicken & Waffles Cherry.  NBA Playoffs Going Poorly for Everyone but Suns Fans.  Patriotic Americana Snake Draft Pickem.  Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Apparently not Scotty & Zack.

Zack Had a Birthday.  Death of The Process.  Will Scotty Ever Challenge Zack & Shelby's Draft Dominance?  This Week We Pick NBA Teams by Decade.  Shelby Graced Us w/ Another Jeopardy Board.  Zack's Gonna Set Asheville, NC Ablaze This Weekend.

Controversy Over our Latest Snake Draft Results.  New Snake Draft of Greatest NFL Players by Decade.  Jeopardy Back in the Mix.  Shelby Feeling Left Out

Zack Spicing it Up w/ Fresh Seggies.  Scotty Thinks He Could Get a Hit in the MLB.  Find out Who Would Rather Saw Their Own Hand Off Than Give Up the NFL.  Snake Draft Pick Em of Cities We Would Play Professionally In

Scotty's Westward Excursion.  Zack & Shelby Moon Deck Action (Winker Hit 3 Dingers).  The Boys Pinpoint the Precise 5 Minutes Sarah Jessica Parker Was Hot.  Zack is Changing His Warzone Name.  Snake Draft of Drinking Games

We Are Back Following Shelby's Move.  NFL Schedule Release Talk/Predictions.  Kat Dennings & Kentucky Derby Drama.  Guessing the Week 1 Betting Lines

The Bois are Back.  Talkin Mock Draft SZN so Look Out Kiper.  Scotty and Zack Dish on Warzone & Shelby Zones Out.  Snake Draft of All Time Sitdown Restaurants

Nathan is Back (On the Pod & in Our Hearts).  Action Packed Segments w/ Surprise Winners?  Snake Draft Pick Em of Tom Hanks Movies.  Jeopardy Making its Triumphant Return.

Brought to you on a one week tape delay cuz Zack has Finals.  Zack April Fools Shelby & Nathan Still Doesn't Know.  We Solve the World's Economic Woes.  Snake Draft of Sports Movies (We Need a New Judge).

Scotty Returns w/ a Vengeance to Win Snake Draft (but doesn't prepare for anything else).  Topanga's Husband Found Some Shrimp Apparently.  March Madness MARCHes On.  We're Talkin Leo DiCaprio Movies (Zack and Shelby have a thing for Kates).

March Madness Special.  Sugar Mamas and Personal Trainers.  NFL Free Agency Whirlwind Week.  Zack and Shelby's Rapid Fire Bracketology.  Special Guest Tim Daniel Joins Us for Our March Madness Snake Draft.

Zack & Shelby Group Date at the Fowling Alley.  Zack's Fat and Scotty Hates Favorites.  Dak Prescott Got His Stimmy a Week Before We Did.  Sister Act II: Back in the Habit of Making Bad Boardwalk Bets.  Snake Draft of Seth Rogan Films.

Zack Went Back to Nashville (Bachelorette Sniffing).  Scotty Preaches Self Worth.  March Madness Just Over the Horizon (Falcon And The Winter Soldier too).  Our Hopes and Dreams for our Teams' Drafts.  Snake Draft Pickem for Adam Sandler Films.

Return of the Bois.  Busy Lives and No Football: Recipe for Depression.  Zack Took Shelby to the Woodshed on NCAAB Pick Ems.  Boardwalk 3.0, Zack is Reigning Champ.  Elf is NOT the Best Will Ferrell Character

No New Movies are Bunk.  Shelby Recounts His Own Trail of Tears.  Times We Were as Wasted as Brady.  What's Gonna Get Us Through No Football?  Snake Draft of Top "Off the Field" Controversies.

NCAA Football Is Back!  Jeff Bezos is Literally a Sit Em.  Zack Thinks He's Beaten the System.  Super Bowl LV Snake Draft Pick Em Special.  This Season's Final Boardwalk

Matt "No Balls" LaFluer.  Our Favorite Tom Brady Obscure Stats. Stan/Bunk & Start Em/Sit Em.  Mt. Rushmore of Worst Playoff Coaching Decisions

Is the NFL Really Almost Over?  Boardwalk Wrapping Up (Scotty is a Dying Star).  Are You as Sick of Victoria as We Are?  Shelby & Zack Have a Steak Date Night.  Start Em Sit Em/Stan & Bunk.  Trivia: NFL Before or After Games

We Go HARD in the Paint on Stan/Bunk & Start Em/Sit Em.  We Don't Need to Talk About the National Championship.  Urban Meyer, Armie Hammer, Bitcoin: What Do They Have in Common?  Scotty is BACK on the Broncos.  More Bachelor Talk.  Boardwalk Marches On

Sportsbook Excursion Left Us Battered & Bruised.  Ravens Come Up Big for Zack.  Buckeyes Did NOT Come Up Big (The Over Did).  Look Ahead to Div Round Spreads (UNDERS).  Fun Segments Comin Up (NBA, Bachelor, HarryPotter)