The Hopeless Fan

The Bois are Keeping the Drive Alive w/ Another New Episode.  Beleaguered by Draft Grades and the Looming Dog Days of Summer.  Immaculate Grid Will Get Us Through Dark Days.  

Our Triumphant Return to the Podcast Landscape Shelby is Done Covering Xavier and BACK to Dunk on the Bois We Are Putting Together a Clutch Mock Draft and Recapping What We Missed Since December

Merry Christmas to All and to All a Bad Playoff Push for the Browns.  Shelby Got Puked on While Flying Home.  We Share Our Best Sports and Betting Moments of 2023.  How Will Boardwalk Shake Out (Nathan Will Definitely Be in Last).

Shelby Suffers His 1st Sweetheart Teaser Loss.  Scotty Vaxxed and Boosted Got Covid AGAIN.  Scotty Also Falls Behind in Boardwalk Rankings.  Nathan is Screening Our Calls.

We Are in Columbus for What Should be a Legendary Slate.  Nathan is Hell Bent on Murdering the Sweetheart.  Shelby's 1st Crosstown Shootout Went Swimmingly.

The Boys Found Out Napoleon Was an Absolute Menace.  Scotty Tells Us to Hang Something in the "Luhvere".  Not All of Us Let Reviews Tell Us How to Live.  The Boardwalk Race is Gettin Spicy (not for Nathan).

The Gang's Back Together.  Scotty Celebrates Josh McDaniels Death Day.  Scotty Takes Two Enormous Ls.  We Draft Most Heartbreaking Moments in Sports.  We Are Doing Nathan's Boardwalk Picks This Week.

Just a Quick Solo Episode from Zack so Sorry if That's Not Your Thing.  RIP Matthew Perry its Always Sad Seeing Someone Pass Before a Full NFL Slate.  Zack is Taking Back the Keys to the Kingdom.  Michigan Deserves the Death Penalty.

The Boys Are All Hungover/Sick.  This Was the Toughest Slate of the Season by Far.  Scotty Has Fried Rice Syndrome and Shelby is Lost in New York by Now.  The Bills and Commanders Ruined Everything.

Scotty Calls Shelby's Journalistic Integrity Into Question.  This is a Will Smith Household.  How Many Sweetheart Teasers Will Nathan Torpedo?  Fanatics Shipping Department on Fraud Watch.

Shelby Got Scammed by a Nigerian Prince.  Zack Tests the Boys Knowledge of Their Franchises.  Shelby Dips to Play Sand Volleyball (in the Rain).  Game of the Year ALERT!

#PfeizerMolly  The Boys Take a Stand Against Slut Shaming.  Do You Feel Bad for Jets Fans?  We Feel Bad for Broncos Fans This Week.  Zack Leads Boardwalk, the Question is "How Much Will He Win the Season By?"

The Real Week 1 of the NFL Begins for the Bois.  We Reminisce on Vine's Glory Days.  Shelby Didn't Know This Was an Intervention for His Absences of Late.  Zack Takes Some Heat for His Chiefs Bet (Wonder How That Turned Out...)

NFL Football is Officially BACK.  TNF Has us All Hyped.  Boardwalk Makes its Return w/ a New Segment.  Mahomes Washed?

Back w/ Our NFC Best Bets for Win Total O/Us.  Scotty Tries to Stump Us w/ the NFL Position/School Game.  We Recap Our Fantasy League Draft and Someone Drafted McLaurin, Completely Unaware of His Injury.  And Scotty Didn't Know What Satiated Means. 

Shelby Ends a Decade Long Feud.  Hard Knocks is Back Just in Time to Save Us From the Dog Days of Summer.  Molly Gave us Quite the Scare.  Scotty Tests Our NFL Drafts of the Past Knowledge.  The Boys Give the AFC Division Win Total Over and Under Locks.

It's the Big Two Hundo.  We Saw Oppenheimer Cuz This Ain't a Barbie Household.  Shelby Got Promoted and Zack Went to South Dakota.  We Talk #QuarterbackNetflix and Look Ahead to Our Fantasy Draft (Can You Feel It?)

We Are All Back From Our Vacays (Scotty Calls In).  Zack Had an Anniversary Dolphin Excursion While Shelby Went Looking for the Sub That Was Already Found.  We Catch Up on Nuggets Champ Talk and These Reds.  Next Episode is the Big Two Hundo!

We Got Nuggets and Mia/Bos Talk.  Shelby Felt Left Out of Our Super Hero Draft.  Turns Out Scotty Might Know Less About the DCEU Than Shelby Does.  Thats Hockey Talk For Us.  Shelby Gets a Crack at Older or Younger.

While the Shelby's Away the Nerds Will Play.  We Are Drafting Marvel Phase 4 Movies/Series.  Scotty is Basking in the Nuggets 2-0 WCF Lead.  We Have a Quick What Are We Watching Roundup.  Fun New Segment "Older or Younger" NFL Edition.

Here at The Hopeless Fan We Pride Ourselves as the Number 1 Trevor Siemian Podcast.  Dogs Get Ice Cream When the Nuggets Win.  Scotty is a Known History Buff.  As the School Year Comes to a Close We Snake Draft Some of the Best Ofs from High School.

This Was Our Draft Night Special.  Some Computer Issues Delayed it Until a Week Later.  The Boys Mock Draft (See if We Beat Kiper Again).  Lamar Got His Deal.

We Needed a Hiatus After Our Hiatus.  Shelby is Back Off the Market (Sorry Boys).  Nathan Still Catching Strays.  White Dudes Doing Bad Trump Impressions Still Plays.  Find Out Who Knows Their NFL Franchise the Best.

We Are Back From Hiatus! Lots to Discuss From Lamar Contract Drama to More Bengals off the Field Concerns.  We Recap our Trip to Asheville.  Snake Draft of Laws We Would Make if We Were King.  Panthers Trade Dropped Right After We Recorded.

Our Super Bowl Spectacular Where Nathan is Straight GIFTING Prop Locks.  We Reminisce on Our Earliest SB Memories.  Scotty is 0-1 on His Leaked Scripts but That Won't Stop Him.  Shelby Moved but Didn't Ask for Help Like a King.