The Hopeless Fan

Scotty's Birthday is Upon Us.  Shelby Has a Conspiracy and There's a Chinese Spy Balloon.  A Listener Tries to Scam Free Picks.  We Have Some Crazy Tom Brady Stats.

The Last Ride of the Sweetheart Teaser.  Nathan Will Never Catch Up.  Broncos Twitter Never Disappoints #Burrowhead.  We Try the 1 Million Passing Yards TikTok Trend.

Super Wild Card Weekend is Behind Us Sweethearts Have Been Broken Shelby Accuses Zack of Doing Coke Mike McDaniel is a Junkie? Where is Zack Going When Football Season is Over?

The NFL Playoffs Are Upon Us!  Some of Us Are More Hopeful Than Others.  RIP to That Presley Girl, but the Sweetheart Teasers are Undefeated.  Scotty Doesn't Know the Difference Between Subscribe and Prescribe.  Pardon Zack's Chest Cold/Smoker's Laugh.

Sports Gambling Now Legal in Our State! Fantasy Football Drama in Our League.  Shelby Breaks Down the Importance of Closing Value.  Scotty & Dick Vitale Thought There was a TNF Game.  The Boys are Takin a Trip to Paycor for BALvsCIN. 

A Very Merry Christmas Episode.  Nathan Got a New Mic but We Still Made Sure He Wasn't Too Loud.  Shelby is Anti-Trans Siberian Orchestra.  Let's Keep This Sweetheart Teaser Train Rollin.  New Game: Top 5 Things We Miss About Being Single w/ Shelby Judging.

Don't Worry We Are Getting Caught Up.  This Week We Learn Zack's Twitter is Just a Troll Account.  Scotty is an Uncle Again.  Nobody Saw That Chiefs Gaming Coming, Least of All Us.  If You're Not Into Nathan, This is Your Episode.

The "Vacation Episode" (Apologies for the Delay).  Boardwalk Was So Bad That Its Good This is Up Late.  Nathan's Voice a Consensus L.  Zack is SOOOOO Over Jeopardy.  Vin Diesel Brought Brittney Griner Home #Family  

Post Thanksgiving Blues w/ Pre-Christmas Excitement.  Nathan Couldn't Possibly be Worse at Boardwalk.  Zack Unretired from Betting Just to Lay an ABSOLUTE EGG.  Scotty's New Name is Johnny Come-Lately From Now On.  Nathan is Our Soccer Guy?

Scotty Makes His Triumphant Return (recovering from Ecoli).  Updated Boardwalk Stats, 3 of Us Are Close.  Ticketmaster and Draft Kings are Cancelled.

Honeymoon Scotty Livin it Up.  Nathan is Bad at Crossfires and Boardwalk.  Worst Things to Wait For.  It's Too Dark Outside, Ya Know?

Just 2 Dudes Bein Guys Bein Bros.  Nathan Out of Town, Scotty Prepping for His Big Day.  Zack Fighting From the Boardwalk Depths.  Top 5 Players from Our High School Days Who Could Save Our Teams.

Comin to You LIVE from Casa de Nathan.  Scotty is Out, Preparing for His Big Day Comin Up.  The Fall Weather and Aesthetic is Takin Us Over.  Zack is King of Crossfires.

This Week Was a Bit of a Bloodbath.  Another Absolute Thursday Night HEATER.  Scotty Definitely Doesn't Know What Low Hanging Fruit Means.  Shelby Drops a Last Second Fire Bet, Then Says He Loves the Over.

The Boys Made it Back From Vegas (Mostly) in One Piece.  Vegas Remains Undefeated in Taking Your Money.  Zack is Taking Back His Manhood.  Scotty Shocked to Find Out Workplace Sexual Harassment Hasn't Always Been Illegal.  Titans Spread is a Rat Line.

Same Day Episode? Shelby Has Zack Burnin the 10 o'clock Oil.  It's Thirsty Thursday for Scotty as He Channels His Inner "Pardon the Interruption".  Nathan is Bad at Betting and We Target Him w/ Crossfires.  Adam Levine is a Nerd.

Shelby Down Bad (but not at the book).  Scotty Keeping His Chin Up After a Denver Week 1 Debacle.  Zack Had a Blast From the Past.  Lets See How Sharp Dem Bois Really Are.

This one is for the Spartan Studs

We Are Back on the CUSP of a Full NFL Slate.  Boardwalk Picks, Scotty's Party Parlay, Tease and Thank You, Zack's Lock of the Week of the Century, and Premiering This Season Pfeiffer's Player Props.

We Are So Damn Close.  College Football Picks That Wet Our Beaks.  More White Millennials Complaining About the MCU.  New Segment 25 Words or Less.  Top Retirement States & Unforgettable Moments from the 2021 NFL Season.

Time Capsule Episode (We Recorded This Preseason Week 1).  Nathan Joins the Boys for Some Jeopardy (The Only Game That Doesn't Require an Extra Person).  Hard Knocks Thoughts and Hopes for the Upcoming Season.  Shelby Respects Harbaugh's Pipe Game.

We Are 1 Week Away from NFL Football.  Lots of QB Slander Being Thrown Around and Some of It Warranted.  The US is Getting Railroaded Right Before the Trade Deadline.  We Tell You What NFL Team Records the USA Today Projections Got Wrong.

Vacay Bros are Back.  Lots to Discuss vis a vis NBA Free Agency.  Scotty Graces Us w/ His Presence.  We Give You a Definitive List of Best TV Show Theme Songs.

We Are Back w/ NBA Finals Talk.  Scotty Bought an LG TV.  Zack Has a Mid Term Election Flex.  Fun New Segment Called Prop Shop.  Jeopardy Makes a Triumphant Return.

1st Episode Since the NFL Draft and Lots to Discuss.  Bucks in 6 Hype Train Crashed and Burned.  We Met 2x SB Champion Ted Karras.  Zack Immediately Ruined It.  We Give You NFL Win Total Over/Under LOCKS.  We Wrap it in a Bow w/ Best Drinks (No Alcohol/Soda).