James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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AAPI Month! TX 'Illegal' Shooting! Nutty Callers! | Mon. 5-1-23 01.05.2023 1:59:02

AAPI Heritage Month. Few colorful callers. TX mass shooting: Hispanic men: Courage? Adidas sued over "problematic" Kanye. Down Syndrome Barbie! The Hake Report, Monday, May 1, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Harry Sisson is not a paid shill * 0:03:52 Topics: Calls, AAPI month, TX shooting, Epstein, Ye, Mattel * 0:05:30 Hey, guys! Yellow tee (United by Blue) * 0:07:56 DENNY, BULGARIA: US-Russia w...

Cultural Differences! Christians Fighting! (Crowder) | Fri. 4-28-23 28.04.2023 1:59:50

Dark skin looks GOOD. Asian compliance, white disrespect, black fighting! Antiracism thinking. LGBTQ son. Christians / couples fighting! The Hake Report, Friday, April 28, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Melanin is power, pick up your crowns, ladies (Hassan) * 0:05:35 Topics: Cultures, TSA, Anti-racism, gender, family, relationships * 0:07:35 Hey, guys! Gatekeeper ReLEntless Defender tee * 0:10:...

'Drag' Pushed by Lizzo, Kevin Bacon, Dwyane Wade! | Thu. 4-27-23 27.04.2023 1:58:55

Yum Yum gossip! Hail in TX! "Drag" pushed on children by Australia, Lizzo, Vermont schools, Kevin Bacon, Dwyane Wade! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 27, 2023 AD – BTW: For Nick's show it's https://YouTube.com/@americananchorbaby (with an "at" sign) TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 "Yum Yum" (Fang Fang) gossip on cussing Swalwell! * 0:03:21 Topics: Hail! Jacinda! Drag vs kids! Kevin Bacon! Dwyane Wade!...

Cute Kamala! Gen Z so 'Extra'! Fun Few Calls! | Wed. 4-26-23 26.04.2023 1:59:45

Cute, simple Kamala! Gen Z whites so "extra"! Interesting few calls: Bible thumper, ghetto redistribution, and Joe from Phoenix impression! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 26, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Start: Wed, Apr 26, 2023 AD * 0:00:37 Kamala Harris: Important to see the moment * 0:04:12 Topics: Gen Z for Biden, Benny on nature, phony politics * 0:07:10 Hey, guys! Protect Your Right...

Biden '24! Ban Books! Election Denial! RaCiSt PoLiCe! | Tue. 4-25-23 25.04.2023 1:58:58

Biden '24 ("as if")! Yes, ban dirty books! Tucker and election denial! Black ladies in charge! RaCiSt PoLiCe in once-white NorCal! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 25, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 "I am not a banana!" - Big Bird * 0:00:44 Precocious lil Trump hater man Harry Sisson * 0:05:23 Topics: Biden '24! Based black? Black ladies. RaCiSt PoLiCe * 0:08:35 Hey, guys! Yellow pocket tee, NOT...

Tucker Out! No Reparations! Ukraine War, Y/N? | Mon. 4-24-23 24.04.2023 1:58:50

Tucker OUT at Fox News! Poor Ray Epps! Mark Robinson, 2021: No Reparations! Just gratefulness! Ukraine War. Lot of Callers! The Hake Report, Monday, April 24, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: Tucker out! Rey Epps! Reparations! (Not Kevin Bacon, Lizzo) * 0:02:57 Hey, guys! Hey, Hassan! Coo-al Hake tee * 0:09:04 Supers: Tucker out! Public debt…Functioning country * 0:16:41 DANIEL, TX: Tucke...

Angry Overreaction to Evil and a Joke of a Gov't! | Fri. 4-21-23 21.04.2023 1:58:46

MTG silenced! Evil Uvalde shooter/reaction! A few fun calls on 2A, etc. Elissa Slotkin on the budget: Debt owed to whom? The Hake Report, Friday, April 21, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Intro: Suspended on Twitch! * 0:00:39 Marjorie Greene silenced for calling a liar * 0:04:25 Topics: Anti-2A, Slotkin/Budget, ChiCom, NOT Greta * 0:06:28 Hey, guys! Uniting the races tee * 0:08:30 Supers: Germany...

Hating the White Man! KC Shooting, 2A Debate Recap | Thu. 4-20-23 20.04.2023 1:59:57

Immigrants and skin! Poor John Fetterman! Electric cars! Andrew D Lester, betrayed! Black crime! TJump 2A Debate! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 20, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 (Yesterday I initially confused podcast audio) * 0:01:07 Jayapal on "immigrants": They do our work! (Skin tone!) * 0:04:27 Topics: Fetterman, Andrew D. Lester, (NOT MTG yet!) * 0:07:32 Hey, guys! REI tee, young rapp...

Evil Walmart/Chicago and Kansas City's Latest BLM Story | Wed. 4-19-23 19.04.2023 1:58:30

Guinness just as bad! Walmart Chicago MESS! Callers on Kansas City homeowner shooting a black teen at the wrong door! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 19, 2023 AD (Edit: Fixed audio! Sorry, I uploaded yesterday’s file by accident at first!) TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Intro: DeSantis drinks Guinness (also evil!) * 0:03:38 Topics: Chicago Walmarts; Trans manifesto? * 0:07:25 Hey, guys! Never tell a...

Provoke Whites and Blame Them for Reacting! | Tue. 4-18-23 18.04.2023 1:59:34

Censor beer! Propaganda "news" over shootings and "racism." Holocaust tourism outrage! Blaming Soros is anti-Semitism! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 18, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Bud Light censored propaganda: Beer bad! * 0:08:30 Topics: Chicago, AnTi-SeMiTiSm, child casket in TN * 0:11:47 Hey, guys! Black tee is slimming * 0:14:00 WILLIAM: B-day shooting in AL, KC white 84yo shot teen *...

Crime, Walmart, and Soros! Poor Kathy Griffin! | Mon. 4-17-23 17.04.2023 1:59:30

City crime, looting, stores closing! "Food deserts"! Dems mock "Sorosification"! Weird calls! Poor Kathy Griffin! The Hake Report, Monday, April 17, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Compton shop looting at Arco * 0:07:48 Topics: Chicago, NYC, Jerry Nadler, Kathy Griffin * 0:10:20 Hey, guys! Rumble fix! Target tee; Hassan's back! * 0:13:41 KEITH, IL: Food deserts b/c crime, libs don't care! * 0:2...

Liberals, SMH. Ron Paul Is Right! | Fri. 4-14-23 14.04.2023 1:59:38

"Educated" liberal ladies, AI, and gov't! (Hassan's back!) Ron Paul's right about liars! Profiling Bob Lee's SF stabbing suspect! The Hake Report, Friday, April 14, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics / "Let's go lick the world." - Sleepy Joe * 0:02:59 Hey, guys! * 0:04:34 Cali commie energy companies * 0:06:50 Liberal AI biased against Europe for Europeans * 0:09:05 Michael Knowles vs educat...

I Disavow Beer! Tucker vs White Collectivists! | Thu. 4-13-23 13.04.2023 1:59:24

Black preacher mess! Bud Light VP pics. I disavow beer! Anti-Catholic DOJ! Trump likes Newsom! Tucker critics on the right! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 13, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Phony black preacher Justin Pearson RETURNS * 0:08:25 Topics: Bud Light VP, Beer, Garland, Trump, Newsom, Tucker * 0:10:19 Hey, guys! Polyester in my Joshua Tree tee! * 0:13:11 REAGAN, TN: Anger in the Bib...

Enemies Within: Unchristian, Unmanly People! | Wed. 4-12-23 12.04.2023 1:59:38

Trump: Enemies within! Bud Light VP, politician Katie Porter, community colleges and worse! Elon Musk vs BBC on Twitter non-censorship! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 12, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Trump: Our enemy is within! (to Tucker) * 0:02:46 Topics: Bud Light VP; Katie Porter, Community Colleges * 0:05:35 Hey, guys! Green Forest Home tee * 0:10:19 ALEXANDRA: The 144K in Revelation?...

TN black says 'Mother God'? Tucker against whites? | Tue. 4-11-23 11.04.2023 1:58:26

More black preacher-politician phoniness! Murder clearance all-time lows! Anti-white Tucker? Undeniable Alex Jones rant! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 11, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Justin Pearson black-preaching "Mother God" and ancestors * 0:04:05 Topics: TN 3, unsolved murders, Tucker on whites, Alex Jones * 0:07:00 Hey, guys! Disgusting…Shameful tee * 0:09:55 Justin Pearson was a phon...

EnD wHiTe SuPrEmAcY! Bud Light 'Businesswoman' | Mon. 4-10-23 10.04.2023 1:59:36

A black preacher! Stop Asian Hate! Bud Light trans ad reactions. Biden says 2024? Pearl vs anti-racists! AOC against justice! The Hake Report, Monday, April 10, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Intro: Justin Pearson preaching again * 0:03:33 Topics: blacks, Asians, Bud Light, Biden, Pearl, BLM, AOC * 0:05:38 Hey, guys! Bison vs Buffalo tee * 0:08:49 Stop Asian Hate: End White Supremacy (black dud...

Two black Dems OUSTED! Quiet the woman next! | Fri. 4-7-23 07.04.2023 1:58:01

Gen-Z, blacks, women against 2A in TN! Hake takes black callers (some entertaining). "Irregardless" per Fake News dictionary! The Hake Report, Friday, April 7, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Forget you, fascists! Jesus loves you, commies! * 0:01:37 Topics: Dems ousted! Michael Steele, Hillary mad * 0:03:17 Hey, guys! Forest Home tee * 0:05:53 TONY, CA: Why Republicans going to jail? * 0:16:22 W...

Female-minded Pro-Crime Libs Against Guns! | Thu. 4-6-23 06.04.2023 1:58:51

Anti-2A female-minded libs! WEAK female-minded Repubs! Women playing politics! Horrific crime-ridden cities! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 6, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Intro / Smartmouth anti-gun military gal * 0:02:50 Topics: Anti-2A libs, political women, crime-ridden cities * 0:05:18 Hey, guys! 100-percent cotton is best, no polyester! * 0:07:24 CHRISTOPHER: "Love" your enemy? (atheis...

Trump vs 'Banana Republic'! Knowledge Is Poison! | Wed. 4-5-23 05.04.2023 1:59:36

Gavin Newsom's values. Callers on Trump indictment (and "full-auto" 2A). "Trans" madness. "Knowledge Is Poison" Hake tee. The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 5, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Gavin Newsom: "Campaign for dEmOcRaCy!" * 0:04:08 Topics: Trans mess, Attack on Trump (Pardon Assange?) * 0:06:34 Hey, guys! MDD appearance! Knowledge is Poison tee * 0:12:12 HAMZA trolls Hake: Bush "stole"...

Fearless MAGA! NASA Diversity! 'Trans' Pastor! | Tue. 4-4-23 04.04.2023 1:59:17

Trump "arrest" today! Callers: Easter's evil! Wear MAGA hats to work? NASA diversity! "Trans" pastor against 2A! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 4, 2023 AD Catch Joel Friday TV on YouTube after The Hake Report! TODAY, Tuesday, April 4, 2023 AD, at 5 PM PT (8 ET), catch Hake vs. Mathew from Caught in the Middle on Modern-Day Debate — about Trump's "arrest." TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 George Santos...

Snobby Mama Spirit Polluting America! | Mon. 4-3-23 03.04.2023 2:01:18

Snobby mama spirit hates Trump and truth! Questionable judges against America! Callers on aliens, menthols, and chili! The Hake Report, Monday, April 3, 2023 AD: Flashback: Trump loves the Bible! David Pakman and NPR all snobby! // Nickstream went live Saturday night in VR Chat. // Mama spirit: The Guardian writer picks up litter, but doesn't blame litterers, but those who created "throwaway...

I'm So EXHAUSTED! Guns, Transgenders, and Soros! | Fri. 3-31-23 31.03.2023 1:59:42

Libs pretend anti-2A govt is the answer! Callers on Trump indictment and Flat Earth! Media run interference for Soros! The Hake Report, Friday, March 31, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 David Hogg is EXHAUSTED with 2A * 0:07:06 Topics: KJP, Pakman, Mozilla trans agenda, Soros-Bragg * 0:08:28 Hey, guys! Plain pocket tee * 0:10:29 JC , AR: partying at Trump's indictment * 0:17:39 JC : A proud Demo...

2A for Life! Trump for Criminals?! Flat Earth Debunked! | Thu. 3-30-23 30.03.2023 1:58:49

Men's logic on guns! Trump's "cRiMiNaL jUsTiCe ReFoRm"! DC crime, J6 persecution! Hake debunks Flat Earth! (Just one call!) The Hake Report, Thursday, March 30, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Knuckles show how many days in a month * 0:01:02 Topics / Jamaal Bowman vs. Thomas Massie on gun-free schools * 0:05:07 Hey, guys! REI co-op tee: Flying fish holding trident * 0:09:27 More: Thomas Massie v...

Don't Laugh at 'Tragedy'! Jason Whitlock on Guns! | Wed. 3-29-23 29.03.2023 1:58:38

Male caller criticizes Hake's insensitive talk. LGBTQ+ "Last of Us" (ugh)! Jason Whitlock on our rights to guns, 2012 vs. 2023! The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 29, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics; Seth Rogan annoying laugh (re: Ye/Jonah Hill) * 0:05:48 Intro; more on "The Kids Are [Not] Alright" * 0:08:50 Oops! "Migrants" start fire killing 38 in Mexico? * 0:13:34 CNN advice for talkin...

'White Suspect' from Nashville! Anger Not the Solution! | Tue. 3-28-23 28.03.2023 1:59:10

Media ladies misdirect after Christian school shot up! Does Hake have anger? College baller lady punches opponent! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 28, 2023 AD … After Hake, catch Joel Friday TV on YouTube . TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics / "Pronouns don't kill kids!" * 0:04:28 Song, Nick, 4-leaf clover, sugar cereal * 0:11:12 Nashville school shooting "white suspect" (Cute!) * 0:26:14 Ladies who...