James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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Cornel West, Ugh! Violated Ears and 10yo! | Tue. 6-6-23 06.06.2023 1:58:36

Cornel West "2024," ugh! (censored teeth gap) 10yo "illegal" abortion story. Fun black callers! Random news commentary. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 6, 2023 AD HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Pre-show small talk * 0:01:24 Topics: Cornel West, Abortion, other news * 0:03:23 Hey, guys! Gray pocket tee (Target) * 0:05:19 Cornel West intro * 0:09:02 Cornel West 2024 clip / reaction * 0:25:54 Cornel W...

Be Burly, Not Girly! Censored-Uncensored Grossness! | Mon. 6-5-23 05.06.2023 1:59:30

UK: No respect for non-burly cops! Canadian enables homeless BUMS! Censored-uncensored gross headlines/pics. Assisted suicide. Biden to end "gender-based violence." The Hake Report, Monday, June 5, 2023 AD HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: Fighting cops, nice Canadians, other MESS * 0:02:38 Hey, guys! Prime Pizza blue Sicilian tee (Nick here!) * 0:05:55 British "police" vs blacks * 0:12:09 Ca...

Joe Fell! Everybody's a Victim! Teen Births 'Low'! | Fri. 6-2-23 02.06.2023 1:58:36

Biden fell yet again! N-word in Mark Twain classic! Victim blacks, Jews, Palestinians, immigrants! Love your neighbor! Teen births new low, bad news! The Hake Report, Friday, June 2, 2023 AD HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: Biden fell! Huck Finn, Israel, immigrants * 0:03:53 Hey, guys! La la la Hake tee (Desert Pink) * 0:08:15 Sleepy Joe fell! Trump vs Joe Walsh * 0:20:54 Mark Twain, Huckleb...

Mama Daddies! Evil Govt vs Kids! 'Pride,' Ugh! | Thu. 6-1-23 01.06.2023 1:59:06

De Niro, Pacino, beta "daddy issues." Women mad! Dept of Ed social media targets children with false "pride"! Grieving Uvalde father 1 year later! The Hake Report, Thursday, June 1, 2023 AD HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: Mama daddies, false 'Pride,' targeting kids * 0:03:19 Hey, guys! Rip Curl clover tee * 0:05:20 Al Pacino, 83, daddy with 29yo GiRLfriENd * 0:11:32 Al Pacino movies (Hassan...

DeSantis Bashing! McEnany Simping! Fun Calls! | Wed. 5-31-23 31.05.2023 1:59:02

Joy Reid is right: DeSantis is ITALIAN! Anti-Trump Twitter simping for Kayleigh McEnany? Some interesting calls: Slavery! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 31, 2023 AD HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Start, Weds, May 31, 2023 AD * 0:00:29 Topics: John Kerry, Paramore, DeSantis, McEnany * 0:02:56 Hey, guys! I Disavow Hake tee * 0:06:18 John Kerry: climate, agriculture, starvation * 0:10:32 Joy Reid, R...

Weird Train Guy. Reparations, NO! Gross Target! | Tue. 5-30-23 30.05.2023 1:58:23

US economic system and reparations calls, SMH! Off person creeping out lady on train. "Gay trans" designer gal on Target mess… The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 30, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Pre-show: Tue, May 30, 2023 AD * 0:00:33 Topics: Train creep, gross Target brand * 0:02:48 Hey, guys! BOND tee (Hassan limited edition) * 0:06:29 DENNY: Nixon, Gold Standard, printing money, US power * 0:14...

Nutty Libs, Money History: Memorial Day w/ Bigg Bump | Mon. 5-29-23 29.05.2023 1:59:28

Jane Fonda blames (white) men for the climate! Ted Bundy's mom deceived him! (Long call w/ Russ.) America's money system is history! The Hake Report, Monday, May 29, 2023 AD — with special co-host Bigg Bump. HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: Hanoi Jane, Ted Bundy, money history * 0:03:52 Hey, guys! Big Stick (USS Iowa) tee * 0:06:32 Bigg Bump background * 0:10:23 Jane Fonda and anti-war libs ...

Black Ladies vs White Ladies; Bike Teen's Side! | Fri. 5-26-23 26.05.2023 1:59:47

People full of ego over their names — and name-calling! Some black-on-white lady crimes. Some fun black calls! Bike teen's side of story vs nurse! The Hake Report, Friday, May 26, 2023 AD HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: Asian name, black-on-white gals, bike Karen * 0:02:40 Hey, guys! Mustard-brown tee with landscape motif * 0:04:45 Power of Reclaiming My Asian Name (Wash Post) * 0:14:07 Bea...

Christian man vs LGBTarget: Overboard? | Thu. 5-25-23 25.05.2023 1:59:37

Fun calls: college, BLM martyrs, WWII, Africa… good? bad? Target caves to anti-LGBTIQ+ conservative values! Man harasses staff? The Hake Report, Thursday, May 25, 2023 AD HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics (mostly not covered) - LGBTarget * 0:03:55 Hey, guys! USS Iowa, not Liberty! tee * 0:08:11 DENNY, BULGARIA: Anti-college college student * 0:17:07 DAVID, FL: Floyd, Ahmaud, childhood fight st...

George Floyd 2020: Trump v DeSantis! Caller MESS! | Wed. 5-24-23 24.05.2023 1:53:13

Trump, DeSantis, both bad on George Floyd kissing-up in 2020! Allen West on BLM: Soros-funded! Interesting calls on blacks, MAPs… The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 24, 2023 AD HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Rough start! (Restarted stream due to audio) * 0:01:40 Topics: George Floyd, Trump, DeSantis, BLM * 0:04:54 Hey, guys! Plain forest green tee * 0:06:13 Trump 2020 kissed up to George Floyd (DeSan...

Based Polynesian! Ignorance or Experience? | Tue. 5-23-23 23.05.2023 1:58:13

2007: Based Polynesian gets honest with a generalization. Black graduation display. The Color Purple redo. Some good calls! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 23, 2023 AD HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: POC doesn't like them! Segregation in 2023 * 0:03:12 Hey, guys! Not all…but most JLP tee * 0:06:00 ISSA, CA: Asian-American, LEGAL, love whites! * 0:22:14 Supers: I disavow. No immigration! * 0:2...

Don't Resign Over Crack! | Mon. 5-22-23 22.05.2023 1:58:18

Google doodle celebrates late misguided activist. White City Councilman on crack resigns! Jewish billboards in L.A. The Hake Report, Monday, May 22, 2023 AD HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: Google is evil! Trans pride? Crack politician * 0:02:43 Hey, guys! Wovenhand tee * 0:05:08 Google doodle: Barbara May Cameron (RIP) * 0:12:46 Trans debate: Why "pride"? * 0:19:31 City Councilman on crack,...

Brainwashed 'Mama' Libs Spreading Anger and Fear! | Fri. 5-19-23 19.05.2023 1:59:24

Anti-gun black "mama" fathers! Annoying female Dem vs FBI whistleblower! UK climate zealots battered! Adam Schiff graduation speech. DeSantis, tough on trans doctors! The Hake Report, Friday, May 19, 2023 AD HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: Anti-2A mama-spirits, FBI Dems… * 0:02:18 Hey, guys! Las Vegas tee * 0:05:28 Gun-toting light-skinned upstanding guy * 0:21:11 Eric Holder for brainwashi...

Liberal FBI at Mom's Door! BASED 'Christian' Elon! | Thu. 5-18-23 18.05.2023 1:59:02

FBI seeks pro-life lib at mom's house. Elon Musk: I don't care. I tweet what I think. Paul on marriage and life (1 Cor 7) The Hake Report, Thursday, May 18, 2023 AD — NO SHOW YESTERDAY Wed. 5/17/23! HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: FBI libs, Elon Musk, marriage/Bible * 0:01:53 Hey, guys! Willow Beach tee * 0:04:37 Supers Brittney Griner, Russia (from Tues!) * 0:11:10 Super: Russia for conserv...

Targeting Kids! Don't Hate Hateful Libs! | Tue. 5-16-23 16.05.2023 1:58:48

FL teacher thinks gay's ok. Callers: Love self? One cusses. Interracial mess. NYC bans weight discrimination! Brittney Griner likes National Anthem again! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 16, 2023 AD HAKE TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: gay Disney, AAPI muppet, weight discrimination * 0:02:59 Hey, guys! JLP Beta tee * 0:05:30 JUSTIN , CA: Love yourself to honor your parents * 0:16:08 FL teacher sho...

More N-word Discussion. Happy Mother's Day! | Mon. 5-15-23 15.05.2023 2:00:52

More "N-word" assault discussion. Rape accusation injustice. Mother's Day music! Reporter slapped! Great calls! The Hake Report, Monday, May 15, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: N-word, Mothers mess, Sex assault * 0:02:24 Hey, guys! Get a Job tee! * 0:05:02 JC hates Hake and BOND, but "prays" for us * 0:11:00 ART : words affect us! N-word philosophy * 0:37:02 ALEXIS : I was raped; Trump's...

'N-word': Should blacks be mad? | Fri. 5-12-23 12.05.2023 1:59:19

Big debate over blacks attacking whites over the alleged "N-word." (Can whites say it in love?) FDA lets "gay" and "bi" males donate blood. The Hake Report, Friday, May 12, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Start: Blessing song (Pengyou - friend) * 0:01:39 Topics: Blood shortage? * 0:03:05 Hey, guys! Mt. Baldy tee * 0:05:22 Nick mentioned Rollo Tomassi, former JLP guest * 0:06:45 JC : Why am I "me...

Trump vs CNN! Hake Haters! Family Advice! | Thu. 5-11-23 11.05.2023 1:59:38

Trump dominates CNN (Wash Post)! Great calls: divorce/remarriage, children, haters! MSM "RaCiSm"! Dan Bongino vs libs/RINOs! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 11, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Start: Thu, May 11, 2023 AD, 9:01 AM * 0:00:40 Topics: Trump on CNN, RaCiSm, Bongino-King-Kinzinger * 0:03:28 Hey, guys! Get a Job Alpha 2020 tee * 0:05:46 DAVID, FL: First wife was "bipolar," self-medicate...

Lady Politicians! Trump MeToo! Muslim Libs! Bipolar GF! | Wed. 5-10-23 10.05.2023 2:00:18

Lame GOP vs Biden! Rashida Tlaib's human illegals. Trump's MeToo lawsuit! Muslims are Democrats. Leave bipolar girlfriend? The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 10, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Start: Weds, May 10, 2023 AD * 0:00:26 black gal maces teacher over phone * 0:08:24 Topics: Biden "crime"? Trump "crime"? * 0:10:48 Hey, guys! Daddy didn't leave you (JLP tee) * 0:13:02 Nancy Mace, RINO vs B...

Disavow Truth! Based Gen X! Elon, Fentanyl, Invasion | Tue. 5-9-23 09.05.2023 1:59:23

Whites trained to disavow truth! Couple of great Gen X calls! Elon Musk and black crime. Fentanyl Awareness Day (Google). Death of the West (invasion). The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 9, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Starting small talk: Tue, May 9, 2023 AD * 0:00:41 Japanese pattern recognizer, cringe westoid streamer * 0:09:20 Topics: Fentanyl Awareness, Death of the West (invasion) * 0:10:52...

'Mayors Like Me'! Tucker 'Cherry-picking' DoD! | Mon. 5-8-23 08.05.2023 1:59:46

"WhiTe SuPrEmAciSt" speculation (Hispanics)! Lori Lightfoot on Al Sharpton! Tucker Carlson vs Flat Earth, DoD, AOC! The Hake Report, Monday, May 8, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 I'm in the Lord's Army (yessir!) * 0:00:00 Topics: Hake doesn't know the stories! (TX white Hispanics) * 0:02:10 Hey, guys! Forest Home tee (maroon/yellow) * 0:04:14 ART, OH: Why they wanna disarm whites! * 0:15:08 Lori...

Hateful Libs! Ted Nugent Canceled! Azzmador vs blacks! | Fri. 5-5-23 05.05.2023 2:00:40

NY libs lie about subway "chokehold" death. Ted Nugent CANCELED in Alabama! Black callers vs. Azzmador! The Hake Report, Friday, May 5, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Pre-show small-talk * 0:01:22 Ryan Webb, trans WOC * 0:03:25 Hey, guys! Big Stick tee (Hassan, Howard Hughes) * 0:10:34 Kathy Hochul: 'Justice' for Jordan Neely 'family' * 0:25:22 Olivia Pichardo pitch, first woman NCAA D1 basebal...

BLM Homeless Protest! Subverted Country! | Thu. 5-4-23 04.05.2023 1:59:41

Mob targets white Marine for fatal chokehold! Catholics, SMH (shoutout)! (Protestants too!) "Driving While Black" is a myth! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 4, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Pre-show singing: "Amour" (sneak peak) * 0:00:22 NYC subway protest for late homeless criminal * 0:03:04 Topics: (Hassan), Apocrypha, stuff I don't get to * 0:04:43 Hey, guys! Temple City Rams tee, Asians *...

Black Plight! Pretty KJP? Pro vs Anti-2A 'Whites' | Wed. 5-3-23 03.05.2023 1:59:57

Another call on "reparations." Hassan: KJP's adorable. Black caller likes the Apocrypha. Gov. Tate Reeves, Michael Ian Black, and 2A. The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 3, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Pre-show singing Zhong Guo Ren * 0:00:32 EPA's Michael Regan: environmental justice * 0:02:10 Topics: KJP, Tate Reeves, Michael Ian Black, 2A * 0:04:39 Hey, guys! (Hassan) Stretch Arm Strong tee *...

Immigrants, SMH! Aborting Crime? Mama Daddy! | Tue. 5-2-23 02.05.2023 1:59:15

Rosie pulls the R-word! George Floyd's Asian cop "convicted"! TX shooting: Callers on immigrants and abortion. Mama daddy CNN guy! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 2, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Rosie O'Donnell ridin' with Biden * 0:03:05 Topics: Asian cop; TX shooting; Mindset; Mama daddy * 0:06:31 Hey, guys! Boulder City tee; Rosie and E. Jean Carroll * 0:11:43 Pray for Tou Thao (Derek Chauvi...