The Good, The Bad, and The Movies

Based on the movie poster, this should be the scariest film of all time, but instead of giving Brandon nightmares, it gave him the 'ick'. Welcome to Van Helsing! It is the undead monster hunting action packed adventure movie full of bad accents. Why are baby vampires born in giant hanging ball sacks? Is Frankenstein's monster always on his own quest just a little further out in the water during a...

(whispers) Downtown Spookboys (Thunder crash)! The oldest themed month for the podcast is back, and we are ready to take on spooky movies, and sadly, sequels to bad movies. Get ready to have Tigger and Owl join the fun as they murder some folks in the 100-acre woods with Pooh and Piglet in meta-film. Are you excited about the Poohniverse? Which killer animal sure says "Bitch" A LOT? And what do yo...

The sharks have stopped eating her internet, and Kellee is finally able to join for her birthday episode, only 4 weeks late. Get ready for Brandon's 2nd favorite film of all time, "Little Miss Sunshine". How do we feel about children beauty pageants? What male name invokes cock sucking themes? And why do French Horns make Brandon cry? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "T...

If you love Lord of the Rings, but just done badly, then we have the episode for you. Get ready for the action packed, Long Island Magician having fantasy film starring Jason Statham. Why call your main character Farmer? Can a boomerang be a good weapon? And what is a Frube? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"! P.S. Check out...

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Hey! I love this classic family friendly masterpiece of a film with talking animals, but, I kind of wish there were more graphic death scenes and despair"? Well then look no further than the divisive sequel to "Babe" by the acclaimed director George Miller. Which favorite critic said this was their favorite film of 1998? Is this a suitable fi...

We watch a movie that asks the question, what if you were shallow, but hypnotized, but still shallow? That movie is none other than Shallow Hal! Join us and Jack Black in his first major leading role as he falls in love with women based on their inner beauty and not just looks (even though he sees them differently than how they appear). Does Jason Alexander need a tail? What's the difference b...

What happens when you take a Walt Disney Land amusement park ride, and turn it into a movie? You get The Country Bears! Join Beary on the task to save Country Bear Hall by getting the band back together, all while thwarting the nefarious banker, Christopher Walken. Carter is in town, so will he join the podcast this time? What happens when you get out of the car in the middle of a car wash? And wh...

The time is here! The place is now! The boys are back in town. And how! Tune in as we celebrate season 10 with none other than a bracket, an award show, and a surprise guest wearing a paper maché head. Does the winner of the bracket also win best picture? Did Seth end up having Covid? And what happens when you rawdog an earphone in your ear without the rubber tip? Tune in this week to find out all...

It’s time for the most anticipated and most ambitious episode we have ever done! It’s time for a Lukas’ lead, auction style, birthday episode. And for his BIRTHday, we are all talking and thinking about Birth. You won’t be the only ones figuring out how an auction based movie podcast works, but trust us, it works. What does is mean to be fungible? How many times is Brandon silenced during the epis...

The age old question can finally be taken seriously...Did China love this? If you are a fan of "Kung Fu Panda", this is literally the made in China knockoff. Get ready for subpar graphics, terrible voice acting from Jon Heder, but surprisingly well choreographed fight scenes. What is the difference between acrobatics and kung fu? What are considered bad words in the official faith based...

Just because she had a baby doesn't mean she can't join the podcast! Welcome back Marina for her birthday episode and a guilty pleasure comedy favorite. Who does Marina often confuse Jason Sudeikis with? What is Brandon doing every morning at 5:30 with Marina's breast pump? And what exactly is a dick bib? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The...

About freaking time! If you know bad movies, you know the name Neil Breen, and we are finally doing one of his notorious films. Does us being very similar in a lot of our ratings recently make us more credible film critics? Is it the right move to show your ball sack as the lead actor and writer, director, and producer of the film? And what in the world is an auction based movie review podcast? Tu...

How would you feel if you died, and then in the afterlife, you just had to continue your job on Earth? Well you are in luck, unless you are a Boston Police Officer, because then you join the R.I.P.D. Dive into a movie that is almost "Men in Black", and is almost "Ghostbusters", but not as good as either. How do we feel about Ryan Reynolds? Is Slim Pickens one of the best names...

Seth is back for a big birthday boy bash! And he picked an all-time favorite for him and Lukas called "Frank", a surrealistic take on art and mental health all wrapped up into a paper machè mask. Who is behind the mask all along? If Lukas loves Robert and this film so much, he's definitely on it, right? And what happens when the British unleash their stealth bombers on Paul Revere? T...

You requested more Devon, and we made it happen! Devon is here, with his girlfriend, Emily, as a guest, and because we did a movie of his choosing, he promised he would be on 3 additional episodes. And the movie he picked brings us to the creators of Nacho Libre and Napoleon Dynamite for a wacky sci-fi fan-fiction world filled with surrealism humor and actions. Will Devon actually make it to 3 mor...

Another year, another birthday film that is recorded nowhere near Alex's actual birthday. All that aside, let's talk about teenage mental health and the wacky and zany characters you find inside the adult psychiatric ward. Is this a proper portrayal of mental health issues? When was the war? And what would a laugh track of all Grimace's on an offensive line in football sound like? Tune...

Get ready for a Movi-E! To finish off our space sluts month, we blast off into a modern space masterpiece and animation classic in "Wall-E". Listen in as we discuss an animated film that pushed the boundaries of animation in terms of visuals and cinematography to achieve it's stunning look. How many times can we end a word with '-E'? Why can't Mongo the movie cat review m...

He's Back x3! We've got the return of Seth, Robert, and director David DeCoteau all in one episode. In a film that Brandon thought was space related, we instead end up in a post-apocalyptic, secret alien-run arctic cadet training base, with tons and tons of shirtless dudes and boobs to go around. What are Seth's true thoughts on our season-long sponsorship? Does this movie invoke famou...

Another episode with guest Jordan, another movie starring Taylor Kitsch. Prepare for John Carter, the 2nd highest budget film at the time of its release. If you get lost trying to differentiate Tharks, Therns, Jeddaks, Woolas, Zodanga, and Sab Than, you are definitely not alone. Is John Carter a good name for a film? How does Lukas feel about the music in Baz Luhrmann's "The Great Gatsby&...

Another June, another themed month for the space sluts. Get ready as TGTBTM tackles space themed movies, and we are kicking it off with one of the most notorious bad movies ever created, "Battlefield Earth". How many dutch angles can 1 movie have? What is Scientology? And how do court room stenographers type short hand? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "T...

Get ready for some trash talk, 90's workout attire, and hustling in our basketball masterpiece episode of "White Men Can't Jump". As one of Lukas' all time favorite films, see if it holds up for the podcast, and in Brandon's eyes as well. Where does our podcast rank in the nation for bad movie podcasts? Why are we kissing so many dudes all the time? And what is the next s...

What happens when you mix movies with little people, clown college, and tumultuous 90's NBA personalities? You get "The Minis"! A Dennis Rodman dwarf basketball film. In what is expected to be a comedy, get ready for a heartfelt family film that could bring someone (AKA Brandon) nearly to tears. How did the Academy Awards use to vote on which film wins Best Documentary Feature? What...

Have you ever thought that you could dominate in the WNBA just because you are a guy? Then we have the perfect movie for you! Get ready for the cross-dressing basketball opus that is "Juwanna Mann". A recommendation from Seth ages ago, he joins us to tackle this heavy material. Why are we announcing a guest that isn't on this episode? Why is Seth in a Starbucks with a fishing pole? A...

Welcome to Season 10, and the introduction of a new themed month, "Basketball Bros" month. It is only right to kick off a season about basketball with a sequel to a previous film on here with a guest returning for her contractual obligation. Get ready to mix up live action and cartoon, real world and AI, and Tim Meadows and Don Cheadle. What is GlorbBall? Has Lukas caught a kid using AI...

It's a special time of year when you get a TGTBTM bracket. And what a time it is to celebrate and rejoice the beauty of season 9. So many horrendous films, so many themed months, and so little guests (sadly). Are the bracket winner and Best Picture winner the same films? Does Brandon even like Diet Coke? And why would we not be wearing pants? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, bu...