The Good, The Bad, and The Movies

What do you get when you take hundreds of untrained big cats and exotic animals and put them with humans and cameras? You get "Roar"... and a lot of casualties. Get ready for what some claim to be the most expensive home movie ever made as Noel Marshall and Tippi Hedren show off their big cat animal sanctuary and make them the stars of the movie. How many cast and crew were actually maul...

Another April Fool's...another Marina and Alex installment! But instead of sex driven bondage and foreplay films, they are tackling sex driven vampires and werewolf films now. Get ready for "Twilight", where everything makes Kristen Stewart give a disgusted reaction, and everything has a blue filter on it. Why did Bella hold that cactus for so long? Who is the hotter character betwee...

Combine an episode with themes of religion and politics and peacocks, and you have Lukas ready to argue and cry. Enjoy this semi-spinoff sequel, "Evan Almighty", as Steve Carell is tasked with being the modern day Noah, but we make it funny too. What is gopherwood? How much chicken salad has Lukas been eating recently? And what if 9/11 happened on the 1st of September instead? Tune in this week to...

33% animated movie + 33% soft-core porn + 33% James Bond ripoff = 100% Sir Billi. Get ready for a world of illegal beavers, tons of cleavage, and pilot ducks as we travel into the Scottish Highlands for Scotlands first ever crack at an animated film. What is our favorite Beyblade? Why do Peacocks make Lukas cry? And how should you season and cook your balls? Tune in this week to find out all this...

Watch out because danger is coming... in more ways than one! Keep your eyes peeled for the beekeeper, but also for our guest Geneva "Danger" Copeland, and we watch Jason Statham kick some ass and spit out so much knowledge about the lifestyles of honey bees. What is bisexual lighting? What is on Seth's horoscope? And who was Brandon in a previous life? Tune in this week to find out all this and mo...

Yes Scooby-Doo, but not the show, and not the 2nd movie that Marina was remembering. Get ready for non-stop wacky mysteries, Rangos, and references to Agatha Christie. How did the cast feel about making a live-action Scooby-Doo film? What are the actual flavors of mystery flavored candies? And what body part do Marina and Alex text each other pictures of frequently to communicate? Tune in this wee...

We like the song "Breakfast at Tiffany's", so we figured we should maybe watch an Audrey Hepburn classic for our rom-com masterpiece and finale of the love lads season. Through missing co-hosts and unfortunate circumstances with guests, we are still bringing you our takes on love and scary faces. What modern film do we compare this ending to? Why is Seth chasing women across the U.S....

How do you know? That's the question we've been asking all along, as well as the movie we watched this week. Join all the superstar actors in one film as we traverse across love triangles, baseball tryouts, and corporate malfeasance. How prolific is the director of this film? Is it correct to call someone who has served in the military someone in the service industry? And what is the diffe...

Let us say it up front...we apologize for the audio. Something happened with Devon's mic and it gave some static. We tried our best to minimize. But get excited for an American Idol spinoff movie starring the finalists of Season 1! Does Devon know the difference between Miami and Fort Lauderdale? Who does Devon mistake the nerdy guy in the movie for? And would people rather watch a man marry a...

It wouldn't be February without TGTBTM tackling some rom-com films and unleashing the love lads. And what better way to start it, than starting with a film that Brandon and Lukas randomly started and watched 15 minutes together back in 2018. Get ready to be set up as two executive assistants team up to ease their workload by setting their bosses up with each other. Is Charlie a good name for a...

Get ready for 2 hours of straight talking and nothing else. And I'm not talking about this podcast, but instead this film, where 2 men sit down for dinner, and catch up and share stories and conspiracy theories to open each other's minds to the outside world. Are heated blankets designed to seclude you from nature? What is the difference between a proverb and a psalm? And how gross is Luka...

If you thought this was another installment in the Basketball Bros month, well you are wrong. Get ready for our 3rd Will Ferrell comedy on the podcast and our 6th basketball related film with Semi-Pro. How factual is this movie with the real ABA-NBA merger? How many soccer leagues make up the English premier league? And why won't Lukas eat Wendy's chili? Tune in this week to find out all this and...

If you haven't seen this film, that is INCONCEIVABLE! Welcome to week 2 of Andre month where we tackle a classic fairytale, fantasy, romance, action film with "The Princess Bride"! Why is this week the worst recording week of all time? Is this Andre a true 'Andre Asshole'? And does Rob Reiner have one of the greatest movie runs of all-time as a director? Tune in this week to find out all this and...

Welcome to the most anticipated themed month in TGTBTM history. It's Andre month folks! And what better way to kick it off than "Andre" from 1994. It fits the perfect mold of a TGTBTM film with a young child and a goofy animal sidekick friend in the form of a seal. What sound do we use for the Andre month soundbite? Which Jonas brother is married to Priyanka Chopra? And can Lukas redeem his parrot...

Warning! Do not attempt to listen to this podcast unless you are home alone. You will be blown away and turned on. Listener discretion is advised, because we are finishing off the holiday hoes with a Christmas classic and our masterpiece episode. Everyone has seen this movie, so what more can I say except a boy is home alone and fights off burglars. Is Macaulay Culkin a true child star? How do we...

Yes, it's called The 3 Bracketeers! Yes, we know there are not 3 of us here. That makes it even funnier. But today we cap off the wonders of Season 11 and put the films head to head against each other. Does the Best Picture winner also win the bracket? Was this the season with the most loquacious titles? And is Wichita, KS the best city to host an award show? Tune in this week to find out all this...

If you love Hallmark Christmas movies and ABC's 25 days of Christmas, this might just be the best movie ever. In a divisive watch, we dive into the laws of kidnapping and the laws of love. Should you refuse to press charges on someone who has kidnapped you if they ended up saying sorry? What medical professional hates the Skype balloon animation? And have you ever seen an ox grabbed in a bramble?...

If you love Hallmark Christmas movies and ABC's 25 days of Christmas, this might just be the best movie ever. In a divisive watch, we dive into the laws of kidnapping and the laws of love. Should you refuse to press charges on someone who has kidnapped you if they ended up saying sorry? What medical professional hates the Skype balloon animation? And have you ever seen an ox grabbed in a bramble?...

Get ready for some Holiday ho-ho-hoes in this cast! If you liked films such as Deck the Halls or Jingle All the Way, or you are Brandon's ex-girlfriend, we have a film for you. Get ready to skip the holiday festivities and have everyone in the city despise you for it. Have we read any John Grisham novels? Is M. Emmet Walsh the kid who played Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle or the oldest man alive...

If you didn't understand our last auction based episode, well you aren't alone. Devon is confused as can be as we have the whole crew together to auction off pieces of the episode for the 70's action sports film, "Rollerball". What schools of thought do each of us analyze the film with? Who would name a character Moonpie? And what is Brandon's BMI at the doctor's office? Tune in this week to find...

Here at TGTBTM, when we see aliens come down to Earth, we instantly get turned on, and it turns out... we aren't alone. Get ready for "Earth Girls Are Easy"! The film that is based on a song and is ripe with intergalactic sexiness and romance. Is Jeff Goldblum a true heartthrob? What is the name for the fake pubic hair actresses wear in movies to cover their vaginas? And what are your favorite col...

When you ask Devon what film he wants to do for his birthday, he panics and says the first thing that pops to his mind... specifically, the scene where Jim Carrey crawls out of a robot rhino's butthole. What better way to spend his birthday than with the boys talking about an actor that Lukas hates. Which family member of one of ours thinks this is the funniest movie ever made? Does Devon think Ba...

The year is 1957, the Cold War is in full action, and a giant robot voiced by Vin Diesel crashes on Earth and befriends a boy named HOGARTH? And throw in a birthday with returning guest, Carter, and it all adds up for a spicy recipe for an episode about the 1990's animated film, "The Iron Giant". If a gun had feelings, would it want to be a gun? Are widowed women more than their dead husbands? And...

Kiss goodbye to the downtown spook boys and the heads of all your loved ones. We are finishing the month with our masterpiece, "Hereditary", which is definitely NOT directed by Robert Eggers. How many times while watching the movie did Brandon say "I'm done" because he was too scared? Who is the other Paul Revere? And was Devon jealous that we had girls over on our auction episode? Tune in this we...

What if a chair could kill you? That's the big question posed in this week's episode as we go back to our roots of reviewing B-movies. Go down under to New Zealand, but stay far away from chairs and Francesca, because she probably has a restraining order on you. What is a Dybbuk? Are Jewish Rabbis the scariest aspect of this film? And how many push-ups did Brandon do at work? Tune in to find out a...