The Good, The Bad, and The Movies

We love doing a streaming movie on here where they give a cookie cutter crew the world's biggest budget and then base everything on minutes and views instead of quality. "The Electric State" is no different. Although not a space related movie, this is a perfect sci-fi movie for us to dissect with a giant cast, giant budget, and giant robots. How bad is Chris Pratt's hair for us t...

Sometimes, you see the animation and just know we have to do this movie. Get ready for "Mars Needs Moms" where there is a surprising amount of moms on the planet. What are our thought on the stop-motion capture animation style? Would we rather receive a soccer player cup or Grimace cup from the McDonalds FIFA meals? And do you remember what Fluvians are like Lukas does? Tune in this week...

We have no clue where we found out about this movie, and we are upset we did find it. Lukas has always had this weird infatuation with Toby Keith, so have a movie written, produced, starred in, and with a soundtrack by him is the perfect fit. How romantic is a corn dog? How many movie directors can we name in bed while sleepy? And who has an eating disorder and is addicted to cocaine? Tune in this...

This movie is in Swedish, and it's so weird and surreal. That is a killer recipe for the TGTBTM gang (and by gang, I mean just Lukas and Brandon). We discuss religion, absence of religion, MOVIES, and headphone issues. Is this film pro or anti-religion? What is the longest board game to play to kill time? And have you ever seen what bananas used to look like? Tune in this week to find out all...

We apologize so much for this episode coming out late. Someone had a kidney stone, then Lukas had crazy late tennis matches, and then we got stuck in a geostorm. But for real... what is a geostorm? And should this movie have more of them? You've seen us do this exact type of movie with Moonfall, San Andreas, Skyscraper, etc., yet here we are. What is the order of command for the United States...

April Fool's! And what better way to do an April Fool's joke than it being not on April Fool's Day. Marina and Alex are back to take over the pod and continue their watch through of the Twilight series. What color do you associate with werewolves (and why is it orange)? What should Taylor Lautner and his wife, Taylor Lautner, name their child? And how bad is Marina in regards to movie...

Such a sigh of relief to finally know the true story about Pinocchio. And we all know Pinocchio was chasing some tail of blue haired girl, there was a cat with a gun shooting people, and horses were actually Napoleon Dynamite. And a last minute guest coming back again this season is reason to be excited. How does this movie connect with Russia's invasion of Ukraine? How messed up is the airpor...

We are desperate for you all to listen to this episode, so we are selling ourselves. Does this podcast work on commission? No? Big Mistake! Huge! But not as huge as this 90's rom-com hit, "Pretty Woman". Can you be a feminist if you like this movie? Does Anne Hathaway have too many teeth? And who is Prosti the Toot Man? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on &qu...

What a night! We are pushing our regularly scheduled movie review back a couple days to give you a bonus episode revolving around a movie podcasts biggest night of the year. We discuss the Oscar's biggest moments, our ballots and scores, favorite films of the year, and most anticipated next year. Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Mo...

When we say Aloha to all you listeners, we mean "Hello" and not "Goodbye" for you to listen to us. Get ready for the hit Cameron Crowe rom-com about the military and space and billionaires and war and mute husbands and love triangles and unknown daughters and white washing. What alternate titles did this movie have? Why are we speaking in a Mexican accent so much? And how big i...

Somehow, we have managed to squeeze another Christmas movie into this season, and we have managed to squeeze every ounce of knowledge and laugher from our newest guest... Daron Asleson. A local Letterboxd legend, Daron joins us to tackle the tough decisions regarding thoughts on Ryan Reynolds and fat suits. How many politically incorrect slurs are said in this movie? Is Titanic a rom-com? And what...

Put the headphones...back...on your ears, because we are taking off on another podcast, and this week, it's filled with criminals. Get ready for "Con Air", an ensemble cast of machoism where good guys are also bad guys and bunnies are excellent birthday presents. How did Nicholas Cage learn his southern accent? What is the only reason Marina watches football with Brandon? And what is...

If you like high squeaky voices on a podcast, you'll love this episode (and not just because Brandon is on it). Get ready for rodents performing music numbers as we tackle Alvin and the Chipmunks. How much did Brandon's 2 year-old daughter love the songs in this? How many times can we see Matthew Gray Gubler before it sticks in Lukas' head? And will Costco like our savory monkey bread...

New year, not new us. This is the same old podcast, and the same old holiday hoes as we discuss our most controversial Christmas movie to date... Die Hard. Get ready for action packed heroism as Bruce Willis saves a building from a highly organized robbery attempt. Is this action movie actually a Christmas movie? What is Lukas' biggest fetish? And how would a DNA double helix escalator layout...

What's better than a podcast? Nothing really... except maybe a podcast that does award shows AND brackets at the end of every season! Get ready for fun and festivities as we look back at this season's greatest hits and best/worst films. How are Best Picture and bracket winner even different awards? How many times did Lukas rank Hacksaw Ridge at the bottom of his nominations? And how many t...

The season finale, and it's getting redone. And no that is not a misspelling of the title of the movie, we actually had to redo the first half of this episode. Get ready for the hit action/horror/fantasy/comedy/adventure/heist/Christmas film that feels like a Netflix film, but isn't a Netflix film. This film has everything from jacked Santa and bikini babes to slap battles and a hispanic p...

If you love the ballet "The Nutcracker", leave most of what you know about it at the door and get ready for the untold parts of the story. Tune in as we discuss this Vladimir Putin funded Russian film loosely based on the famous ballet by Tchaikovsky. Get ready for Christmas, music, rats, and...Nazis? Why is Albert Einstein in this movie? What is grenadine actually made out of? And how h...

He's back for a third time, which means you guys spent all your wishes on Jordan being a guest on the podcast. Jordan joins us this short week for a movie he could not pass up on..."Kazaam". Get ready for genies, basketball references, lots of rapping, and a tonal shift of a son seeking a relationship with a father who abandoned him. How many floors of a building can this kid survive...

Sorry this is coming out so late...scheduling was a nightmare between Mexico and work and choir and the emergency department. But regardless, we are here to bring you quality podcast content about low-quality Rocky parody movies. Get ready for Ricky 1, the movie that is more about farting and stripping than it is boxing. What is butt breathing? Why did Lukas need to go to the emergency department?...

Trying to describe Devon's birthday is like trying to describe this movie. We wish we could describe to you what we watched, but we simply cannot. Not even the director fully knows what this is about. Fear of fatherhood? Civil rights? Sex? Cold War? No one knows, but listen anyways. What is the mutant sperm baby fetus actually? What slang body part is Brandon afraid to say, but says multiple t...

You've heard of a talking cat, but what about a talking (not a) pony. Listeners, gather round, because it's 'sequel' time, which means Seth is contractually obligated to join us. Get ready as we discuss the lack of ponies in this film, the plethora of establishing nature shots, and the homosexual undertones throughout David DeCoteau's films. Was the shot of the eagle cool as he...

Carter joins us for his 3rd birthday episode (even though he is 28), and we said NOPE. Get ready as we tackle the newest Jordan Peele movie blending horror with sci-fi. Where did Brandon get this non-alcoholic beer he is drinking? What is a good short instructional title of a future Jordan Peele movie? And who is the best character to play with in "War of the Monsters"?Tune in this week...

Way back when we started this podcast, in Season 1, this film was brought up, and now it's finally happening. Before we launch in Zarch, let's wrap off Zombuary with our masterpiece episode, "28 Days Later". This film avoids the common themes of the start of the zombie apocalypse, and makes you ask yourself, what would it be like if you woke up from a coma, and it already is happ...

The title says it all! There are some strippers, and then they become zombies. Simple as that. And then you add in pornstars, MMA fighters, and marines to top it all off. Do zombies bite to spread for virus or for consumption? What is a pudendal cleft? And how do you use a ping pong pu**y? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"!...

When you mash together romance, zombies, comedy, drama, and pubs, you get the Downtown Spookboys doing a review of "Shaun of the Dead". Get ready for British chums trying to survive the zombie apocalypse while still getting their drink on with friends. How do we feel about 'kinetic' filmmaking? Is soup the best food for catering on a movie set? And have we ever played Timesplitte...