The Good, The Bad, and The Movies

We aren't going to lie, we love Pixar. For our final episode of the season, we dive into the masterpiece that is "Ratatouille". Directed by a guy who went to Lukas' high school, he feels like he has all the connections. But let's take a non-traditional approach of a kid's movie and focus on the idea of artistry, rats, and cooking. Is Ratatouille the best title of a movie...

Welcome to the Hotel Doggyfornia! We do not offer turn down service, you only get one kind of food, and you poop in a communal pooping area. This sounds exactly like, "Hotel for Dogs", a movie that made Lukas' mom cry (and maybe a fellow cohost as well). Can Lisa Kudrow play a role that isn't derivative of Phoebe from "Friends"? Why do animal control workers in movies l...

Content may be sensitive to listeners who are not fans of rodents... Listener discretion is advised. Get ready for special agent guinea pigs, moles, and flies have to save the world from evil kitchen appliances causing world extinction and mass murder, brought to you by specialized visual effect artists. How old was the person who came up with the idea for this movie? Who have birthdays in Novembe...

New month and new theme. April is now the 'Pet Pals' month (insert very short sound clip here). And there is no better way to kick this month off than a childhood classic of Seth's that he has brought up time and time again, "Doogal". A french movie, turned english, turned American, join this little coward of a dog and his magical friends to stop a wizard and save his humans...

April Fool's, but not on April 1st. We have to keep you all on your toes around this time of year. We also have to keep those hormones raging, as Marina and Alex take our spots as cohosts and complete the 50 Shades franchise with the 3rd installment in the series. Is this movie kinkier than the other 2? How much money does Marina think it takes to make a major film? And can a Dodge Durango kee...

It's the long awaited return of Brick Bardo, but this time, he's brought friends and enemies along in an epic Full Moon Pictures triple crossover (even though the title insinuates there is only 2 movies crossing over). Get ready for badass action between 11 inch tall people, toys that run on blood, and renegade cops. What is the world record in the history of the Earth for consecutive days...

The Oscars were on last week, and we are a movie podcast, so it is only fitting that we do a bonus episode with a recap of The Oscars and the year of film for 2023. What were the biggest winners and shocks of Oscar night? Where do these winners rank amongst previous Oscar winners? And what are our favorite movies of the year? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The G...

Welcometh backeth to installment 2 of manic marcheth wh're we taketh on the bards finest w'rk did translate to motion picture! Do to a contractual obligation between Lukas and Seth, because we watched "Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back", we must now watch "The Tempest". Whether you like Shakespeare or not, here we are. Who are Quancho and Frytex the bard? What is ever...

Welcome to Manic March (insert Wilhelm scream here)! Please just don't watch this film! We are not keeping it a secret. We hate it, and it is one of the worst things we have ever seen. 2 terrible villains are supposed to clash and fight each other, but the film is 50% flashbacks to each franchise, 33% boobs, 100% terrible acting, and 0% actual fighting between the villains. It is more importan...

We love cinema and we love romance! The Love Lads are back for one final installment in this edition of our rom-com month, and what better way to do it, then to get stuck with each other on a podcast over and over again watching "Groundhog Day". We talk about the pros and cons of time loop films, choices of psychological vs comedic delivery in this film, the animal kingdom, and the death...

Did we already do this before? Because we've talked about this film before, but we can't remember. Welcome back to installment 3 into the love lads as we tackle our most widespread popular romantic comedy to date "50 First Dates". This is classic Adam Sandler meets Drew Barrymore as the two fall in love with one big head trauma twist. Is this a positive or negative depiction of b...

We don't expect you to know this movie, because we had no idea what this was either. And good lord did we wish we knew about the racist dumpster fire we were getting ourselves into. Basically, Phoebe Kudrow meets one of the nearly interchangeable Wayans brothers and then all that transpires is racist depictions of rappers, overuse of the term "Jewish American Princess", anal jokes, a...

You know what time it is! It's rom-com season and time for the love lads! Kicking off the month, Brandon picked a film just to piss Lukas off. There is a beautiful romantic comedy from 1972 by Elaine May called "The Heartbreak Kid", and then there is the raunchy 2007 remake of the same name. So of course we did the newer film. How many repulsive scenes does this movie have? What did...

If you love a good title, then you've come to the right place! This is TGTBTM and we watched an unheard of, wacky-titled film from the 80's about feminists, uncharted Californian jungles, bloodshed, and cultural affinity. How did 'B-movies' come to be called that? Who is Christine Lavin, and why did she write a song about this film? And is tuna casserole an appropriate meal to make...

Do you love singing songs? Do you love Europeans? Do you love unemployed mothers? Then do we have the movie for you! This week we watched Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga. This Netflix original Covid film attempts to bring big laughs and even bigger songs as an Icelandic duo tries to compete in the famous Eurovision contest. What major awards was this film nominated for? What perks...

What happens when you cross "Die Hard" and "Towering Inferno"? You get a pile of burning crap and a recipe for Dwayne Johnson movie. Get ready for The Rock to fight crime syndicates in Hong Kong, but all while only with 1 working leg. Can a human being holding a collapsing bridge together? If a movie has Mandarin dialogue in it, is it even worth putting subtitles for the viewer...

Season 9! We never thought we'd be here, but Howard the Duck never thought he'd end up on Earth either. Get ready for a wild ride as we discuss the first ever live action Marvel movie created about a normal humanoid duck living a playboy lifestyle from a different duck galaxy. He gets sucked through a wormhole to Earth, saves a female rock band singer, has a consensual interspecies relatio...

We greatly apologize! Something went wrong with the audio during recording and it can be heard throughout the video. Brandon did as much editing as he could to even provide listeners with a podcast. Who won the bracket? What films are we starting next season with? And how accurate was our AI depiction of Seth? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The M...

The last episode for the holiday hoes and the last of Season 8 for TGTBTM. And it's only fitting we do our holiday masterpiece with one of the most recognizable Christmas films of all time: "A Christmas Story". Did people even like "Little Orphan Annie"? Did we receive weapons ever as presents? And how much would Keith Urban pay to keep his wife's leg out of the hands o...

Get to the chopper so you can turn on a fire podcast about Christmas, Movies, Christmas movies, and Arnold Schwarzenegger on this weeks episode of TGTBTM. This week we dive into a childhood classic of Brandon's that he owned on VHS about the capitalistic world of Christmas, cuckolding neighbors, and being a good father. What films has Sinbad actually been in and what is just the Mandela effect...

MST3K made it popular, but TGTBTM perfected it! Welcome to the wonderful world of the holiday hoes as we take on a B movie cult classic from 1964, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". Is it truly a bad movie, or is it just a product of its time? Who is our new poetry laureate and Walt Whitman loving cohost? And what established grocery store chain is racist? Tune in this week to find out...

Holiday Hoes are here bringing you Holiday Shows. And right away, we bring you a movie that asks the question, 'what if you are a young boy and your musician dad dies in a traumatic car accident?' And then throw in a snowman, a magic harmonica, hockey, and the song Landslide by Fleetwood Mac, and you have "Jack Frost". A true winter classic where Michael Keaton is reincarnated as...

He's Back! Robert is Back! It's the moment you've all (and mostly Lukas) has been waiting for. If you thought the last time Robert was on, he had a tricky movie with "Even Dwarfs Started Small", well get ready for the Thai avant garde Palme d'Or winner about Buddhism, reincarnation, and spirituality. Originally slated to get Devon open to more films, we finally decide to...

It's The Emoji Movie! Must we say any more. Oh and we have a switcharoo as Brandon is out of town and recording with Lukas, while Seth dog sits for Brandon and uses his setup all alone. Which esteemed actor got the misfortune of being cast as the poop emoji? How does Werner Herzog say the Winnie the Pooh character's names? And how will writer Mike White get the platinum package to buy his...

We gained a Devon but lost a Lukas! But that's okay because we gained a Devon for his birthday episode, making a redemption from last year when he missed his own birthday episode. If you remember back to the "Bobbleheads: The Movie" episode, Devon recommended the surrealist psychological film from 2020, "I'm Thinking of Ending Things". The last time Devon watched this,...