The Geriatric Millennials

Episode 198. This week Beth has BIG updates on moving into her new house. From unexpected fees to overgrown trees, homeownership is teaching Beth a lot! On this episode >> ice maker woes >> cat trauma >> give me all the paint chips __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by...

Episode 197. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the enchanting world of Halloween, sharing their thoughts on the beloved spooky season. From nostalgic decorations to the thrill of trick-or-treating, they explore how this festive time brings communities together and triggers childhood memories! On this episode >> give me the candy >> dress up time >> a penny? __________ Join the...

Episode 196. This week Jayme and Beth are sharing all the things that are bringing them a bit a joy. On this episode >> do I smell? >> it's all about the tape >> oh kody __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @er...

Episode 195. This week, Jayme dives into the ongoing saga of Mittens, the cat-napped feline who has become the center of a neighborhood tug-of-war. After months of uncertainty, she shares the latest developments, including a surprising visit from her daughter and a plan to reclaim their beloved pet. On this episode >> glitter bombs>> neighborhood drama >> the quest for Mittens __...

Episode 194. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic trip back to 1984, a year filled with unforgettable pop culture moments that shaped their childhoods. From the unforgettable sounds of Prince to the heartwarming antics of the Care Bears, this episode is a delightful dive into the past! On this episode >> miss piggy >> sixteen candles >> where's the beef? __________ Join the...

Episode 193. This week, Beth is bursting with excitement as she shares the monumental news of putting an offer on her very first house! Join us as she takes us through the rollercoaster journey of house hunting, the challenges of the current market, and the unexpected twists that led her to this momentous decision! On this episode >> what's that smell >> diy everything >> paint c...

Episode 192. This week, Jayme’s back from the Salsa Congress and  buzzing . She spills all the details on what it's like to be surrounded by rhythm, community, and the occasional unexpected twerk. Whether you’re a dancer, a lurker, or just here for the vibes, this one’s a celebration of moving your body, finding your people, and embracing joy with slightly creaky knees! On this episode >&g...

Episode 191. This week Beth and Jayme are embrace the changing seasons and diving into their love for all things fall. On this episode >> pickleball >> soup >> apples Mentions: Circle of Friends (1995) Foxfire (1996) The Lost Boys (1987) __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme mu...

Episode 190. This week, Beth and Jayme are back with a lively session of gripes that will resonate with anyone navigating the annoyingness of modern life. On this episode >> teenage road ragers >> annoying signs >> beans __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley...

Episode 189. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the delightful chaos of middle school slang (thanks to a few eager seventh graders who shared their lingo with the duo). From chat to gas, they unpack the meanings behind the words that make the younger generation's conversations feel like a foreign language. On this episode >> girlhood moments >> the return of retro slang >> let t...

Episode 188.  This week Jayme and Beth are catching up and sharing stories.  On this episode >> jalapeño fingers >> back to school schedules >> cookie love Mentions:  Miso Bean Salad by Violet Witchel Marla’s Cookies Co __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music...

Episode 187. This week, Beth and Jayme are back with another round of  things they love. From little joys to unexpected obsessions, they’re sharing what’s been making life brighter (lip blush anyone?).  On this episode >> what kind of pillow? >> Captain Jason 4 Ever >> power walking Mentions:  Wonder Blading Peel & Stain Reveal Lip Stain  Rare Beauty Soft...

Episode 186. This week, Beth and Jayme are taking a walk down the awkward memory lane that was 90s–2000s purity culture. From public school abstinence-only assemblies to church youth group pledges and  I Kissed Dating Goodbye , they unpack how the messages about sex, marriage, and “modesty” shaped a them—and the therapy bills that came later! Mentions: I Kissed Dating Goodbye __________ Join...

Join in as Jayme and Beth share what it’s like to watch their moms getting older. There’s talk of legacy (who’s gonna want our art?), stubborn moms (put the phone in your pocket!), and what it means to age with grace....whether you’re resisting the “old lady” title or fully embracing it! On this episode >> becoming the matriarchs >> mom wisdom >> auntie status __________ Join the...

Episode 184. Jayme and Beth are back sharing some of their favorite (and not so favorite) things. On this episode >> let it flow >> mini everything >> I'm not a werdo __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @erans...

Episode 183. Jayme and Beth are diving headfirst into the hilarious (and slightly unhinged) wellness trends of their past. From sweating it out with  Buns of Steel  to trying to live on lemon juice and maple syrup, they’re revisiting all the weird stuff they’ve done in the name of “health.” On this episode >> apple cider vinegar >> sweatin' to the oldies >> can I g...

Episode 182. Jayme and Beth are in full gripe-mode this week, unpacking the weird tension between advocating for yourself and being labeled a Karen. From Ring cameras invading doorways to decaf drama at the coffee shop, they ask: when does speaking up become “too much”? On this episode >> microwave drama >> library entitlement >> side eye __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials...

Episode 181. Jayme and Beth dive into their summer must-haves! From fans to drinks to friends with pools, they cover everything that makes the summer season enjoyable (and bearable) at their not old but not young age! On this episode >> cracked heels >> portable coolers >> linen clothing Mentions: Woozoo Fan The Dovetail Joint - Richland, Wa Birkenstock Waterproof Sandals Ninja C...

Episode 180. Jayme and Beth take a nostalgic trip back to the year 2002! In this episode, they reminisce about the pop culture moments, heartthrobs, and unforgettable movies that defined their early twenties! On this episode >> reindeer games >> secret lives in Saskatchewan  >> internet lurkers Mentions: A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton Firefly (2002) A Walk to Remember&nb...

Episode 179. It's officially summer! The sun is out, the drinks are poured, and we’re sharing our favorite June finds! From Beth’s new obsession with a creamy keyboard to Jayme’s press on nail obsession, we have tons of great recommendations for you! On this episode >> holiday vibes >> all the fruit >> Trader Joe’s runs  Mentions: Canon Ivy Printer Good Molecules Yuzu Blemis...

Episode 178. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the delectable summer vibes! From nostalgic movies to the perfect summer soundtrack, they explore all the things that make summer feel like summer, regardless of the heat. Plus, they share their love for summer treats like watermelon, frozen yogurt, and the must-have experience of farmers markets. You’ll laugh, reminisce, and maybe even get inspired...

Episode 177. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories.  On this episode >> flu face >> sexy snacks >> dirty phones __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @...

Episode 176. This week our mid-40s show up loud, proud, and slightly sweaty! Yes, we’re diving deep into the wild, weird, and honestly rude changes that sneak up on you as you inch toward menopause—like surprise chin hairs, the sudden need for reading glasses, and why we’re now hoarding Tums like they’re currency. But don’t worry—we wrap it up with a grateful list that might make you cry a little...

Episode 175. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic trip back to 1989, a year that shaped their childhoods in unforgettable ways. Join them as they discuss the cultural phenomena of the time, including the rise of the Garbage Pail Kids, the debut of classic TV shows like Quantum Leap and Saved by the Bell, and the major events that made headlines, such as the fall of the Berlin Wall.  Whe...

Episode 174. Beth and Jayme are back with their latest round of tiny obsessions, impulsive purchases, and delightfully weird routines that are getting them through the month. From nail glue that won’t quit to mummy bags at the soccer field, we’re covering all the things that are bringing us joy (and mild chaos) lately. Jayme swears by a new lash serum, discovers the thrill of DIY upholstery, and m...