The Geriatric Millennials

Episode 248. This week, Beth and Jayme are admitting what they're secretly judging, from uncomfortable fashion choices and sidewalk etiquette to messy cars, expired license plates, and group text offenders. On this episode >> cozy for toesies >> fridge scraping >> car crumbs __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: faceboo...

Episode 247. This week Beth and Jayme are embracing everything fall and savoring every moment of soup season! On this episode >> sweater weather >> house burping >> get your puzzle on Mentions: Stone Soup Cafe - Richland, WA Biscuit - Richland, WA Brunch Bliss & Bubbles - Kennewick, WA __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Fa...

Episode 246. Catch up with the Jayme and Beth! On this episode >> irrigation woes >> salsa the night away >> house joy __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.pa...

Episode 245. Beth and Jayme are back sharing everything that they have been loving! On this episode >> laundry drama >> everything Costco >> a little surprise Mentions: TonyMoly Plump-kin Retinol Firming Hydrogel Eye Patches Sephora Collection Advent Calendar FabFitFun 2026 Advent Calendar Olay Every Night Retinol Pendleton Blankets Canon Ivy Printer The Calamity Club by Kathryn...

Episode 244. This week Jayme and Beth dive into a symptom of perimenopause that they were not expecting...the stage of mothering their mothers! On this episode >> get off the ladder >> where's your phone >> please don't run __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Fin...

Episode 243. This week Jayme and Beth and sharing in the simple joy of missing out. On this episode >> kinky cruises >> Disney Adults >> sport girlies __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram:...

Episode 242 On this episode >> plant daddy >> books galore >> grocery store crash out __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme:...

Episode 241. On this episode >> what's that smell >> middle aged booger eaters >> bathroom woes __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect wi...

Episode 240. We've all told the occasional lie. Beth and Jayme are ready to come clean. On this episode >> kiss kiss >> murder was the case that they gave me >> twinning __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @er...

Episode 239. Jayme and Beth are back and sharing all of the things they are loving! On this episode >> spoilers >> discontinued products >> traveling readers Mentions: Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke NYX Lip I.V Hydrating Lip Gloss Stain About Face Ballet Beam Highlighting Pearls - Pirouette Dr. Ceuracle Pro Balance Pure Cleansing Oil Crack Weeder __________ Join the Geriatric Mi...

Episode 238. This week Beth and Jayme and taking the sweetest walk down memory lane and sharing some of their favorite crushes from back in the day! On this episode >> baseball boys >> hockey players >> emo love __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __...

Episode 237. This week Beth and Jayme are jumping on a dead trend and sharing things they have invested in that are totally worth the money. On this episode >> travel princess >> book nerd >> fix them teeth __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost _______...

Episode 236. Jayme and Beth are not over it. This week they are sharing moments, products, and memories they have not let go of (and probably won't). On this episode >> Hawaii love >> he was a surfer boy >> give me my Libby __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Fin...

Episode 235. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into a candid gripe session about the little annoyances of life that seem to multiply as we age. On this episode >> protein peer pressure >> diagonal walkers >> show me some insurance money __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music...

Episode 234. This week Jayme and Beth and sharing the songs that shaped them! On this episode >> car singing >> a dad and his guitar >> shake them hips Mentions: The Songs That Changed Us Playlist Rainbow (Interlude) - Mariah Carey I don’t Want It - DC Talk The Bodyguard Soundtrack Why Does It Hurt So Bad - Whitney Houston I Will Remember You - Sarah McLachlan At The Ballet - A C...

Episode 233. This week Jayme is taking us on a journey detailing her magical vacay to Greece! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram:...

Episode 232. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the things we often take for granted as we age. From the firmness of our bodies to the simplicity of family dinners, they reflect on the little joys and challenges of growing older. __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost _...

Episode 231. This week, Jayme and Beth share all the things that are making life sweet! From pickleball to saucy books to socks. Their love knows no bounds! On this episode >> art love >> sock love >> diy love Heated Rivalry (2025) Ponytail Cap HoneyMilchDesigns The Boyfriend by Freida McFadden Lights Out by Navessa Allen Margo's Got Money Troubles (2006) Shrinking (2003) Moniker...

Episode 230. Join Beth and Jayme as they share their summer manifestations, intentions, and dreams. From the joys of dining out to the excitement of summer trips, they explore the importance of savoring life’s moments! On this episode >> a whiff of whimsy >> opa! >> booty shorts for the win __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials F...

Join Jayme and Beth as they take a nostalgic trip back to 1993! Listen in as they gush over heartthrobs like Joey Lawrence and Zach Morris, reminisce on classic Nickelodeon cartoons, revisit karaoke worthy songs, and try their best to remember the plot of The Son-In-Law! On this episode >> Miss Janet >> Donna Martin Graduates >> What was Meatloaf talking about? __________ Join th...

Episode 228. Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the ever-evolving world of trends, exploring everything from the resurgence of baggy pants to the quirky charm of Birkenstocks. On this episode >> smutty dragons >> curls for days >> AI hate __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Them...

Episode 227. Beth shares her tumultuous journey navigating apps like Hinge and Bumble. From awkward conversations to the struggle of finding genuine connections, Beth recounts her experiences with a variety of suitors that left her feeling more exhausted than excited. On this episode >> to ghost or not to ghost >> the art of peacocking >> men in the wild __________ Join the Geria...

Episode 226. Join Beth and Jayme as they explore their own personal horror shows. From runny eggs to the terror of making dinner decisions, they share the everyday annoyances that send them into a spiral of panic and frustration. On this episode >> perfect pony >> dance the night away >> scrambled...hard __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatri...

Episode 225. Beth and Jayme dive into the often unspoken realities of women's health, sharing their personal experiences with pelvic floor therapy and the challenges that come with it. On this episode >> teen room makeovers >> peak girlhood >> lady bits __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMill...

Episode 224. Jayme and Beth with another gripe session. The world is worlding and they are sharing some of the not so simple things that are making life more annoying than it needs to be. On the episode >> red cards >> meme lords >> performative prayer __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMille...