The Geriatric Millennials

Episode 233. This week Jayme is taking us on a journey detailing her magical vacay to Greece! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram:...

Episode 232. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the things we often take for granted as we age. From the firmness of our bodies to the simplicity of family dinners, they reflect on the little joys and challenges of growing older. __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost _...

Episode 231. This week, Jayme and Beth share all the things that are making life sweet! From pickleball to saucy books to socks. Their love knows no bounds! On this episode >> art love >> sock love >> diy love Heated Rivalry (2025) Ponytail Cap HoneyMilchDesigns The Boyfriend by Freida McFadden Lights Out by Navessa Allen Margo's Got Money Troubles (2006) Shrinking (2003) Moniker...

Episode 230. Join Beth and Jayme as they share their summer manifestations, intentions, and dreams. From the joys of dining out to the excitement of summer trips, they explore the importance of savoring life’s moments! On this episode >> a whiff of whimsy >> opa! >> booty shorts for the win __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials F...

Join Jayme and Beth as they take a nostalgic trip back to 1993! Listen in as they gush over heartthrobs like Joey Lawrence and Zach Morris, reminisce on classic Nickelodeon cartoons, revisit karaoke worthy songs, and try their best to remember the plot of The Son-In-Law! On this episode >> Miss Janet >> Donna Martin Graduates >> What was Meatloaf talking about? __________ Join th...

Episode 228. Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the ever-evolving world of trends, exploring everything from the resurgence of baggy pants to the quirky charm of Birkenstocks. On this episode >> smutty dragons >> curls for days >> AI hate __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Them...

Episode 227. Beth shares her tumultuous journey navigating apps like Hinge and Bumble. From awkward conversations to the struggle of finding genuine connections, Beth recounts her experiences with a variety of suitors that left her feeling more exhausted than excited. On this episode >> to ghost or not to ghost >> the art of peacocking >> men in the wild __________ Join the Geria...

Episode 226. Join Beth and Jayme as they explore their own personal horror shows. From runny eggs to the terror of making dinner decisions, they share the everyday annoyances that send them into a spiral of panic and frustration. On this episode >> perfect pony >> dance the night away >> scrambled...hard __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatri...

Episode 225. Beth and Jayme dive into the often unspoken realities of women's health, sharing their personal experiences with pelvic floor therapy and the challenges that come with it. On this episode >> teen room makeovers >> peak girlhood >> lady bits __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMill...

Episode 224. Jayme and Beth with another gripe session. The world is worlding and they are sharing some of the not so simple things that are making life more annoying than it needs to be. On the episode >> red cards >> meme lords >> performative prayer __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMille...

Episode 223. In this episode, Beth and Jayme are trying to escape the reality of the world by diving into what’s good in life right now. On this episode >> little toes >> mummy bag obsession >> just Fratelli things Mentions: The Telepathy Tapes Cat Toes REI Mummy Sleeping Bag Ikea Tablet Stand Bubba + Fratelli Instagram __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagr...

Episode 222. In this episode, Jayme and Beth embark on a nostalgic journey, comparing their teenage years to the experiences of today's youth. They explore the profound impact of the Internet, from the evolution of communication to the challenges faced by modern teens. On this episode >> say cheese >> penpals >> thrifting heyday __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community...

Episode 221. In this episode, Jayme and Beth lean into the funny (and slightly alarming) realization that they’re becoming their mothers....complete with gardening joy, pickleball injuries, and very strong towel-folding opinions. It’s a candid take on aging and those “oh no, it’s happening” moments! On this episode >> pain killer pre game >> bagel belly >> because I said so Menti...

Episode 220. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into their latest obsessions, from the quirky world of TikTok jewelry reveals to the joys of houseplants and the hunt for the perfect mascara.! On this episode >> hairspray woes >> deodorant shortage >> are you saying hydrolonic? Mentions: Kalyn - The Fizz Society The little Plant Shop Candle Warmer Lamp Tarte XL Tubing Mascara CurlSmit...

Episode 219. In this episode, Beth shares her adventurous journey into the world of online dating, revealing the highs and lows of her experiences on apps like Bumble and Hinge (spoiler alert: it's horrible out there). On this episode >> I hate it here >> what in the acronym >> hello Idaho __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Fa...

Episode 218. In this episode, Jayme and Beth embrace the liberating mindset of not caring about the little things as they age. From the joys of gray hair and the freedom of wearing leggings in public, to the hilarity of talking to oneself while grocery shopping, the ladies share their candid thoughts on what truly matters (and what doesn’t) as they navigate life in their 40s and beyond. On this ep...

Episode 217. This week, Jayme and Beth share the latest cat adventures. From the ongoing saga of Mittens and her triumphant return home to the quirky antics of Bubba and Fratelli, the ladies recount the highs and lows of feline companionship. On this episode >> catnapper neighbors >> raccoon traps for all >> starfishing __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagr...

Episode 216. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the surprising realities of being middle-aged, reflecting on the unexpected changes and challenges that come with this life stage. From the shock of aging to the amusing moments of realizing you're closer to 50 than 40, the ladies share candid stories about their evolving perspectives on life, friendships, and even technology. Join them as they navi...

Episode 215. In this week's episode, Beth and Jayme explore the art of maintaining sanity in a chaotic world. Recorded before the recent events, the ladies share their personal strategies for coping with the complexities of life while keeping a sense of humor. From cat therapy to planning family vacations, they dive into the little joys that help them navigate the ups and downs of modern life. On...

Episode 214. This week Jayme and Beth are making the case that time with your friends isn’t extra.....it’s essential! The ladies are sharing their favorite ways to make it actually happen, from low-key admin nights where everyone tackles life logistics together, to bring a board potlucks (charcuterie, soup, dips), to manifestation punch cards. It’s about friendship in midlife, being intentional in...

Episode 213. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories. On this episode >> double flush >> love you David >> crying in your truck __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Ins...

Episode 212. Beth is (almost) officially back in the dating app trenches, and we’re talking about it. We're sharing what it’s really like navigating modern dating, from profile choices to unexpected matches and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with putting yourself out there. On this episode >> dating troops >> too many selfies >> swipe, swipe baby __________ Join the Geria...

Episode 211. This week Jayme and Beth are sharing all the things that are bringing them a bit a happiness in the bleakness of the world. On this episode >> amazon returns >> cracked heels >> spicy tv Mentions: Tell Me Lies - Hulu The Residence - Netflix Bridgeton - Netflix The Beast in Me - Netflix The Tenant by Frida McFadden Dating After the End of the World by Jeneva Rose The...

Episode 210. Join Beth and Jayme as they embark on a relatable gripe session about the trials and tribulations of winter life. From the chilling reality of cold feet to the frustrating quest for the perfect jacket, they dive deep into the little annoyances that come with the season. On this episode >> more holidays please >> I'm cold >> nature is boring __________ Join the Geriat...

Episode 209. Join Beth and Jayme as they take a delightful trip down memory lane, revisiting the iconic year of 2016 and even flashing back to 2006! From life-changing moves and first homes to unforgettable beauty trends and hilarious parenting moments. Discover what made these years so pivotal in their lives and how they navigated the ups and downs of adulthood. It's a fun, heartfelt conversation...