The Geriatric Millennials

Episode 223. In this episode, Beth and Jayme are trying to escape the reality of the world by diving into what’s good in life right now. On this episode >> little toes >> mummy bag obsession >> just Fratelli things Mentions: The Telepathy Tapes Cat Toes REI Mummy Sleeping Bag Ikea Tablet Stand Bubba + Fratelli Instagram __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagr...

Episode 222. In this episode, Jayme and Beth embark on a nostalgic journey, comparing their teenage years to the experiences of today's youth. They explore the profound impact of the Internet, from the evolution of communication to the challenges faced by modern teens. On this episode >> say cheese >> penpals >> thrifting heyday __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community...

Episode 221. In this episode, Jayme and Beth lean into the funny (and slightly alarming) realization that they’re becoming their mothers....complete with gardening joy, pickleball injuries, and very strong towel-folding opinions. It’s a candid take on aging and those “oh no, it’s happening” moments! On this episode >> pain killer pre game >> bagel belly >> because I said so Menti...

Episode 220. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into their latest obsessions, from the quirky world of TikTok jewelry reveals to the joys of houseplants and the hunt for the perfect mascara.! On this episode >> hairspray woes >> deodorant shortage >> are you saying hydrolonic? Mentions: Kalyn - The Fizz Society The little Plant Shop Candle Warmer Lamp Tarte XL Tubing Mascara CurlSmit...

Episode 219. In this episode, Beth shares her adventurous journey into the world of online dating, revealing the highs and lows of her experiences on apps like Bumble and Hinge (spoiler alert: it's horrible out there). On this episode >> I hate it here >> what in the acronym >> hello Idaho __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Fa...

Episode 218. In this episode, Jayme and Beth embrace the liberating mindset of not caring about the little things as they age. From the joys of gray hair and the freedom of wearing leggings in public, to the hilarity of talking to oneself while grocery shopping, the ladies share their candid thoughts on what truly matters (and what doesn’t) as they navigate life in their 40s and beyond. On this ep...

Episode 217. This week, Jayme and Beth share the latest cat adventures. From the ongoing saga of Mittens and her triumphant return home to the quirky antics of Bubba and Fratelli, the ladies recount the highs and lows of feline companionship. On this episode >> catnapper neighbors >> raccoon traps for all >> starfishing __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagr...

Episode 216. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the surprising realities of being middle-aged, reflecting on the unexpected changes and challenges that come with this life stage. From the shock of aging to the amusing moments of realizing you're closer to 50 than 40, the ladies share candid stories about their evolving perspectives on life, friendships, and even technology. Join them as they navi...

Episode 215. In this week's episode, Beth and Jayme explore the art of maintaining sanity in a chaotic world. Recorded before the recent events, the ladies share their personal strategies for coping with the complexities of life while keeping a sense of humor. From cat therapy to planning family vacations, they dive into the little joys that help them navigate the ups and downs of modern life. On...

Episode 214. This week Jayme and Beth are making the case that time with your friends isn’t extra.....it’s essential! The ladies are sharing their favorite ways to make it actually happen, from low-key admin nights where everyone tackles life logistics together, to bring a board potlucks (charcuterie, soup, dips), to manifestation punch cards. It’s about friendship in midlife, being intentional in...

Episode 213. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories. On this episode >> double flush >> love you David >> crying in your truck __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Ins...

Episode 212. Beth is (almost) officially back in the dating app trenches, and we’re talking about it. We're sharing what it’s really like navigating modern dating, from profile choices to unexpected matches and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with putting yourself out there. On this episode >> dating troops >> too many selfies >> swipe, swipe baby __________ Join the Geria...

Episode 211. This week Jayme and Beth are sharing all the things that are bringing them a bit a happiness in the bleakness of the world. On this episode >> amazon returns >> cracked heels >> spicy tv Mentions: Tell Me Lies - Hulu The Residence - Netflix Bridgeton - Netflix The Beast in Me - Netflix The Tenant by Frida McFadden Dating After the End of the World by Jeneva Rose The...

Episode 210. Join Beth and Jayme as they embark on a relatable gripe session about the trials and tribulations of winter life. From the chilling reality of cold feet to the frustrating quest for the perfect jacket, they dive deep into the little annoyances that come with the season. On this episode >> more holidays please >> I'm cold >> nature is boring __________ Join the Geriat...

Episode 209. Join Beth and Jayme as they take a delightful trip down memory lane, revisiting the iconic year of 2016 and even flashing back to 2006! From life-changing moves and first homes to unforgettable beauty trends and hilarious parenting moments. Discover what made these years so pivotal in their lives and how they navigated the ups and downs of adulthood. It's a fun, heartfelt conversation...

Episode 208. We’re reflecting on the fresh start energy of a new year.....minus the pressure to become different people overnight! We’re talking about what we’re carrying into this next season, what we’re leaving behind, and how we’re setting intentions that feel more like gentle nudges than major overhauls. On this episode >> pump it up >> am I fun? >> thank you past me ________...

Episode 207. We’re wrapping up 2025 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. It’s like a year-end recap mixed with a conversation with your besties! On this episode >> dance dance dance >> movie nights >> cheerleading __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Comm...

Episode 206. We’re wrapping up 2025 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. It’s like a year-end recap mixed with a conversation with your besties! Mentions: In loving memory of JaVonna Thomas The Geriatric Millennials Website One Tough Cookie Podcast Best of Beauty 2025: Allure B...

Episode 205. Join Beth and Jayme as they take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about the carefree days of childhood when holiday magic was abundant and responsibilities were non-existent. On this episode >> Rudolph with your nose so bright >> midnight present party >> Christmas around the world __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeri...

Episode 204. Join Jayme and Beth as they explore the elusive concept of holiday magic and where it seems to have disappeared. This week, they dive into the pressures of being the adult during the festive season, the nostalgia of childhood wonder, and the overwhelming expectations that come with the holidays. From early decorations to the stress of gift-giving, they reflect on how the magic of the...

Episode 203. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the essentials for winter living as geriatric millennials. From the surprising aches and pains of aging to the necessity of hanging up the hoodie in favor of a real jacket, they share their recommendations for staying warm and cozy.  On this episode >> pickleball injuries >> extra large mugs >> snuggle buddies __________ Join...

Episode 202. The saga continues as Jayme's neighbors continue their campaign to make Mittens the cat their own! On this episode >> rabies shots >> cell phone screenshots >> cat hoarders __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth...

Episode 201. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories.  On this episode >> never trust a squat >> regifting >> just say nothing __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar...

Episode 200. Join in as Jayme and Beth celebrate a major podcasting milestone... 4 years of The Geriatric Millennials! They are taking a look back and dreaming big for the future. A huge thank you to everyone who listens each week! On this episode >> we did it >> keep on recording >> where do we go from here __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeri...

Episode 199. This week, Beth and Jayme are gearing up for the holiday season, sharing their thoughts on how to create magic amidst the chaos. From setting personal traditions to navigating the pressures of gift-giving, they explore the balance of joy and reality during this festive time! On this episode >> creating holiday traditions >> the magic of baking cookies >> navigating f...