The Geriatric Millennials

Episode 208. We’re reflecting on the fresh start energy of a new year.....minus the pressure to become different people overnight! We’re talking about what we’re carrying into this next season, what we’re leaving behind, and how we’re setting intentions that feel more like gentle nudges than major overhauls. On this episode >> pump it up >> am I fun? >> thank you past me ________...

Episode 207. We’re wrapping up 2025 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. It’s like a year-end recap mixed with a conversation with your besties! On this episode >> dance dance dance >> movie nights >> cheerleading __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Comm...

Episode 206. We’re wrapping up 2025 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. It’s like a year-end recap mixed with a conversation with your besties! Mentions: In loving memory of JaVonna Thomas The Geriatric Millennials Website One Tough Cookie Podcast Best of Beauty 2025: Allure B...

Episode 205. Join Beth and Jayme as they take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about the carefree days of childhood when holiday magic was abundant and responsibilities were non-existent. On this episode >> Rudolph with your nose so bright >> midnight present party >> Christmas around the world __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeri...

Episode 204. Join Jayme and Beth as they explore the elusive concept of holiday magic and where it seems to have disappeared. This week, they dive into the pressures of being the adult during the festive season, the nostalgia of childhood wonder, and the overwhelming expectations that come with the holidays. From early decorations to the stress of gift-giving, they reflect on how the magic of the...

Episode 203. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the essentials for winter living as geriatric millennials. From the surprising aches and pains of aging to the necessity of hanging up the hoodie in favor of a real jacket, they share their recommendations for staying warm and cozy.  On this episode >> pickleball injuries >> extra large mugs >> snuggle buddies __________ Join...

Episode 202. The saga continues as Jayme's neighbors continue their campaign to make Mittens the cat their own! On this episode >> rabies shots >> cell phone screenshots >> cat hoarders __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth...

Episode 201. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories.  On this episode >> never trust a squat >> regifting >> just say nothing __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar...

Episode 200. Join in as Jayme and Beth celebrate a major podcasting milestone... 4 years of The Geriatric Millennials! They are taking a look back and dreaming big for the future. A huge thank you to everyone who listens each week! On this episode >> we did it >> keep on recording >> where do we go from here __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeri...

Episode 199. This week, Beth and Jayme are gearing up for the holiday season, sharing their thoughts on how to create magic amidst the chaos. From setting personal traditions to navigating the pressures of gift-giving, they explore the balance of joy and reality during this festive time! On this episode >> creating holiday traditions >> the magic of baking cookies >> navigating f...

Episode 198. This week Beth has BIG updates on moving into her new house. From unexpected fees to overgrown trees, homeownership is teaching Beth a lot! On this episode >> ice maker woes >> cat trauma >> give me all the paint chips __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by...

Episode 197. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the enchanting world of Halloween, sharing their thoughts on the beloved spooky season. From nostalgic decorations to the thrill of trick-or-treating, they explore how this festive time brings communities together and triggers childhood memories! On this episode >> give me the candy >> dress up time >> a penny? __________ Join the...

Episode 196. This week Jayme and Beth are sharing all the things that are bringing them a bit a joy. On this episode >> do I smell? >> it's all about the tape >> oh kody __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @er...

Episode 195. This week, Jayme dives into the ongoing saga of Mittens, the cat-napped feline who has become the center of a neighborhood tug-of-war. After months of uncertainty, she shares the latest developments, including a surprising visit from her daughter and a plan to reclaim their beloved pet. On this episode >> glitter bombs>> neighborhood drama >> the quest for Mittens __...

Episode 194. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic trip back to 1984, a year filled with unforgettable pop culture moments that shaped their childhoods. From the unforgettable sounds of Prince to the heartwarming antics of the Care Bears, this episode is a delightful dive into the past! On this episode >> miss piggy >> sixteen candles >> where's the beef? __________ Join the...

Episode 193. This week, Beth is bursting with excitement as she shares the monumental news of putting an offer on her very first house! Join us as she takes us through the rollercoaster journey of house hunting, the challenges of the current market, and the unexpected twists that led her to this momentous decision! On this episode >> what's that smell >> diy everything >> paint c...

Episode 192. This week, Jayme’s back from the Salsa Congress and  buzzing . She spills all the details on what it's like to be surrounded by rhythm, community, and the occasional unexpected twerk. Whether you’re a dancer, a lurker, or just here for the vibes, this one’s a celebration of moving your body, finding your people, and embracing joy with slightly creaky knees! On this episode >&g...

Episode 191. This week Beth and Jayme are embrace the changing seasons and diving into their love for all things fall. On this episode >> pickleball >> soup >> apples Mentions: Circle of Friends (1995) Foxfire (1996) The Lost Boys (1987) __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme mu...

Episode 190. This week, Beth and Jayme are back with a lively session of gripes that will resonate with anyone navigating the annoyingness of modern life. On this episode >> teenage road ragers >> annoying signs >> beans __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley...

Episode 189. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the delightful chaos of middle school slang (thanks to a few eager seventh graders who shared their lingo with the duo). From chat to gas, they unpack the meanings behind the words that make the younger generation's conversations feel like a foreign language. On this episode >> girlhood moments >> the return of retro slang >> let t...

Episode 188.  This week Jayme and Beth are catching up and sharing stories.  On this episode >> jalapeño fingers >> back to school schedules >> cookie love Mentions:  Miso Bean Salad by Violet Witchel Marla’s Cookies Co __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music...

Episode 187. This week, Beth and Jayme are back with another round of  things they love. From little joys to unexpected obsessions, they’re sharing what’s been making life brighter (lip blush anyone?).  On this episode >> what kind of pillow? >> Captain Jason 4 Ever >> power walking Mentions:  Wonder Blading Peel & Stain Reveal Lip Stain  Rare Beauty Soft...

Episode 186. This week, Beth and Jayme are taking a walk down the awkward memory lane that was 90s–2000s purity culture. From public school abstinence-only assemblies to church youth group pledges and  I Kissed Dating Goodbye , they unpack how the messages about sex, marriage, and “modesty” shaped a them—and the therapy bills that came later! Mentions: I Kissed Dating Goodbye __________ Join...

Join in as Jayme and Beth share what it’s like to watch their moms getting older. There’s talk of legacy (who’s gonna want our art?), stubborn moms (put the phone in your pocket!), and what it means to age with grace....whether you’re resisting the “old lady” title or fully embracing it! On this episode >> becoming the matriarchs >> mom wisdom >> auntie status __________ Join the...

Episode 184. Jayme and Beth are back sharing some of their favorite (and not so favorite) things. On this episode >> let it flow >> mini everything >> I'm not a werdo __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @erans...