The Geriatric Millennials

Episode 173. This week, Jayme and Beth dive headfirst into the world of gen z and alpha slang, putting Jayme's knowledge to the test in a fun and fast-paced game of "Does Jayme Know This Slang?" From deciphering the meaning of "fell off" to the chaotic vibes of "chicken jockey," they explore the linguistic landscape that’s ever evolving with each generation. On this episode >> Italian brain...

Episode 172. How far would you go for an instant pot? This week, Beth and Jayme come to terms with a hilarious and slightly haunting truth—they are slowly but surely turning into their moms. From the overflowing spice cabinets to the inability to toss a “perfectly good” box, the signs are everywhere… and they’re embracing it (mostly). There’s laughter, a few raised eyebrows, and lots of “oh no, I&...

Episode 171. This week, Jayme and Beth are pulling back the curtain on something we  all  do but rarely admit—quietly judging the world around us. They’re talking dog owner drama, spitting in public (why is this a thing?!), restroom awkwardness, and the lingering presence of frosty lip gloss from 2003. Nothing’s off-limits—and everything is up for gentle side-eye. If you’ve ever silently...

Episode 170. This week, Jayme and Beth air out their grown-woman grievances in an episode dedicated to all the things they simply  cannot be bothered  with anymore. From errand fashion and perfect pony tails to customer service rudeness and the ongoing war against chores, nothing is safe from their list of modern adulting annoyances. If you've ever muttered “I just can’t” while wearing f...

Episode 169. This week, Beth and Jayme are celebrating the essence of being a "girl's girl"! They dive into what it means to uplift, support, and empower one another, contrasting this with the often toxic "pick me" mentality. From the importance of grace to the joy of celebrating both big and small wins, they explore how being a girl's girl can transform our relationships and enrich our lives. On...

Episode 168. This week, Beth and Jayme are serving up a fresh batch of favorite things—from the practical to the wonderfully random. It's part spring refresh, part “you need to try this,” and all real-life recs that are actually making our days a little easier (or at least more fun). We’re diving into what’s helping us feel like semi-functional adults right now. Come for the product chatter, stay...

Episode 167. This week, Beth and Jayme are diving headfirst into a game of absurd and hilarious what-ifs—because why  wouldn’t  we talk about matching tramp stamps and which superpower would actually make adulting easier? From swapping lives for a day to revisiting our worst impulse buys (seriously, what were we thinking?), this episode is all about the ridiculous little choices that sha...

Before we had the internet in our pockets, life was… different. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic look back at the  last  analog generation—when we had to memorize phone numbers, and use actual maps to get places. From encyclopedias to card catalogs to calling businesses to ask basic questions, they revisit the weird and sometimes wonderful ways we used to get information....

This week, Beth and Jayme have a bestie catch up session, covering everything from mammograms to restaurant fails. But it’s not all grievances and mishaps. They also dive into the simple joys of pajama parties, the struggle of bouncing back after being sick, and the dream of finding the  perfect  brunch spot. Whether you’re here for the relatable frustrations or the cozy comforts, this e...

Some things in life are minor inconveniences—others feel like personal attacks. This week, Beth and Jayme are diving into the everyday annoyances that test their patience, from the mysterious case of the disappearing phone chargers to the ongoing chaos of gender reveal parties. But not all gripes are created equal. Some are just funny, some are wildly irrational, and some might actually make perfe...

From beauty splurges to comforting hobbies, this week we're sharing all the little joys getting us through March! Beth and Jayme dive into their latest obsessions—whether it’s skincare wins, DIY hair color, favorite snacks, or unexpected finds. Join in for a fun, lighthearted catch-up on what’s bringing us joy this month—and maybe find a new favorite thing yourself! Mentioned on the episode: Qure...

Why are we still getting embarrassed over completely normal things? This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the most ridiculous everyday moments that somehow make us want to disappear. From the  horror  of picking up a prescription in a crowded pharmacy to the eternal struggle of panty lines, we’re unpacking it all. It’s cringe, it’s hilarious, and honestly? It shoul...

It’s time for The Great Purge! This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the deeply satisfying (and slightly overwhelming) process of decluttering everything—from overflowing closets to the emotional baggage we didn’t even realize we were carrying. From sentimental keepsakes to the 10,000+ unread emails haunting our phones, we’re talking about what it really means to let go&nbsp...

Get ready to dive into the melodious memories of young love in this episode of The Geriatric Millennials ! Beth and Jayme reminisce about teenage crushes, dramatic middle school heartbreaks, and the iconic songs that defined those oh-so-awkward moments. From heartfelt confessions to the perfect mixtape anthems, this episode is packed with laughter, nostalgia, and the sweet sounds of the past. Get...

Buckle up—it’s 1996, and Beth and Jayme are taking a nostalgic joyride through the year that defined their teenage dreams! From the thrill (and terror) of getting their driver’s licenses to the soundtrack of their youth ( hello, Fugees! ), this episode is packed with iconic pop culture memories and all the magical moments of being a teen in the '90s. On this episode >> driving mishaps >&g...

Ever had a pet with a secret life? In this episode, Jayme and Beth share the hilarious and chaotic story of Jayme’s cat, Mittens, who pulled off the ultimate disappearing act. After months of heartbreak and searching, Mittens turned up... living her best life with the neighbors! From the ups and downs of outdoor cat parenting to the surprisingly emotional reunion, this episode is packed with humor...

In this episode, Jayme and Beth share the things they're excited to try in 2025, from outdoor adventures like cross-country skiing and pickleball to perfecting pancake recipes and tackling their reading lists. They chat about embracing new experiences, letting go of what doesn’t spark joy, and finding balance with social media. Join them for a fun, lighthearted conversation filled with laughs, rel...

Welcome to 2025 with us, your favorite Geriatric Millennials! In this episode, we’re diving into the realities of turning 45, navigating post-holiday life, and embracing the chaos of a new year. We’ll share our thoughts on setting intentions, finding balance, and making small changes that bring a bit more joy and ease to everyday life. Join us for some laughs, relatable moments, and a reminder tha...

Join Beth and Jayme as they reminisce about the best of 2024! From AeroGardens to pickleball, 2024 was a year of surprises for Beth and Jayme! Join them as they share their best moments and unexpected joys. Best of 2024 TV: Agatha All Along (2024) The Serpent Queen (2022) Marry My Husband (2024) Never Have I Ever (2020) Music: LoFi Hip Hop Cali Reggae Misc: WhatApp AeroGarden Pickleball Disney’s D...

Hey friends, we’re wrapping up 2024 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. We’re talking about everything from the dreamy romance of Irish Wish to the jaw-dropping twists in The Silent Patient. And if you’re into beauty, we’re spilling on our holy grail finds, like a natural deod...

Join Jayme and Beth for a festive stroll down Christmas movie memory lane! In this episode, they try to match iconic holiday movie quotes to their films. Whether you're a Christmas movie superfan or just love a good seasonal vibe, this episode will add a dash of holiday cheer to your day!  __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: faceb...

Jayme and Beth are back, diving into the holiday icks that make this season both magical and maddening. From awkward hugs with germy kids to cringe-worthy early decorations, they’re calling it all out with humor and honesty. Join the ladies as they tackle holiday music pitfalls, public gift-giving clout, Hallmark clichés, and over-the-top Elf on the Shelf antics. It’s a hilarious gripe session tha...

Beth and Jayme are diving into Gen Z slang to brighten your holiday season! Just in time for those cringy but hilarious interactions with the youngsters at all your holiday gatherings. From "standing on business" to "making it out of the group chat," they’re breaking it all down! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeri...

Join Jayme and Beth as they take a nostalgic trip back to 1992! Listen in as they gush over heartthrobs like Luke Perry and Christian Slater, reminisce on classic Nickelodeon shows, revisit iconic songs, and try their best to remember the plot of Wayne's World! On this episode >> Kriss Kross >> troll dolls >> California Dreaming __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community...

Join Beth and Jayme as they celebrate a milestone in this heartwarming episode of The Geriatric Millennials. With three years of podcasting under their belts, they reminisce about the journey, sharing laughter and stories sparked by a special gift of custom cookies from Marla's Cookie Company. From the nostalgia of being '80s babies and '90s kids to the evolution of their podcast from "Lick the Sp...