The Geriatric Millennials

Ever had a pet with a secret life? In this episode, Jayme and Beth share the hilarious and chaotic story of Jayme’s cat, Mittens, who pulled off the ultimate disappearing act. After months of heartbreak and searching, Mittens turned up... living her best life with the neighbors! From the ups and downs of outdoor cat parenting to the surprisingly emotional reunion, this episode is packed with humor...

In this episode, Jayme and Beth share the things they're excited to try in 2025, from outdoor adventures like cross-country skiing and pickleball to perfecting pancake recipes and tackling their reading lists. They chat about embracing new experiences, letting go of what doesn’t spark joy, and finding balance with social media. Join them for a fun, lighthearted conversation filled with laughs, rel...

Welcome to 2025 with us, your favorite Geriatric Millennials! In this episode, we’re diving into the realities of turning 45, navigating post-holiday life, and embracing the chaos of a new year. We’ll share our thoughts on setting intentions, finding balance, and making small changes that bring a bit more joy and ease to everyday life. Join us for some laughs, relatable moments, and a reminder tha...

Join Beth and Jayme as they reminisce about the best of 2024! From AeroGardens to pickleball, 2024 was a year of surprises for Beth and Jayme! Join them as they share their best moments and unexpected joys. Best of 2024 TV: Agatha All Along (2024) The Serpent Queen (2022) Marry My Husband (2024) Never Have I Ever (2020) Music: LoFi Hip Hop Cali Reggae Misc: WhatApp AeroGarden Pickleball Disney’s D...

Hey friends, we’re wrapping up 2024 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. We’re talking about everything from the dreamy romance of Irish Wish to the jaw-dropping twists in The Silent Patient. And if you’re into beauty, we’re spilling on our holy grail finds, like a natural deod...

Join Jayme and Beth for a festive stroll down Christmas movie memory lane! In this episode, they try to match iconic holiday movie quotes to their films. Whether you're a Christmas movie superfan or just love a good seasonal vibe, this episode will add a dash of holiday cheer to your day!  __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: faceb...

Jayme and Beth are back, diving into the holiday icks that make this season both magical and maddening. From awkward hugs with germy kids to cringe-worthy early decorations, they’re calling it all out with humor and honesty. Join the ladies as they tackle holiday music pitfalls, public gift-giving clout, Hallmark clichés, and over-the-top Elf on the Shelf antics. It’s a hilarious gripe session tha...

Beth and Jayme are diving into Gen Z slang to brighten your holiday season! Just in time for those cringy but hilarious interactions with the youngsters at all your holiday gatherings. From "standing on business" to "making it out of the group chat," they’re breaking it all down! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeri...

Join Jayme and Beth as they take a nostalgic trip back to 1992! Listen in as they gush over heartthrobs like Luke Perry and Christian Slater, reminisce on classic Nickelodeon shows, revisit iconic songs, and try their best to remember the plot of Wayne's World! On this episode >> Kriss Kross >> troll dolls >> California Dreaming __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community...

Join Beth and Jayme as they celebrate a milestone in this heartwarming episode of The Geriatric Millennials. With three years of podcasting under their belts, they reminisce about the journey, sharing laughter and stories sparked by a special gift of custom cookies from Marla's Cookie Company. From the nostalgia of being '80s babies and '90s kids to the evolution of their podcast from "Lick the Sp...

Beth and Jayme are diving deep into the emotional landscape of grief in this heartfelt episode. Sharing their personal experiences of losing a parent, they explore the complex feelings and life changes that accompany such a profound loss. From the unexpected moments of sorrow to the bittersweet memories that linger, they open up about being members of the 'Dead Dad Club' and the unique journey of...

Beth and Jayme are diving into the ultimate wish list in this playful episode. From luxe spa retreats to dream wardrobe upgrades, they’re spilling what’s at the top of their lists—both practical and a little out there. Whether it’s an all-inclusive escape, a chic blazer refresh, or the perfect pair of dance shoes, get ready for serious inspiration to fuel your own daydreams! On this episode >&g...

Join Beth and Jayme as they embrace the festive spirit and explore creative party ideas to make this holiday season unforgettable! From book exchanges to vintage recipe gatherings, they're sharing their excitement for bringing people together in unique and meaningful ways! On this episode >> all I wanna do is dance>> holiday costume extravaganza >> is that a jello mold? _________...

Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the cringe-worthy world of yuck sensations and personal pet peeves. From the unpleasant feeling of crumbs underfoot to the social discomfort of a joke falling flat, they’re sharing their most peculiar—and surprisingly relatable—irritations. Tune in for a lighthearted look at the quirky little things that make us all uniquely human! On this episode >> cru...

Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the little things that bring them joy in this heartwarming episode of The Geriatric Millennials. From the unexpected delight of a perfect bite of food to the soothing presence of indoor plants, these small joys remind us all to appreciate the everyday magic around us. On this episode >> caramel apple love >> twinkle lights >> unexpected reuni...

Join Beth and Jayme as they take a nostalgic trip back to 1987! Listen in as they talk iconic toys and films to the heartthrobs and movies that defined the era. If you love the magic of the '80s, this episode is a must-listen! On the episode >> Jem is truly outrageous >> Golden Girls >> Madonna love Mentions: Jem and the Holograms Sylvanian Families / Calico Critters Baby Jessica...

Join Beth and Jayme as they embrace the cozy vibes of spooky season! From spicy scents to nostalgic movies like Practical Magic, the duo explores autumn traditions that warm the heart and home. Whether you're a fan of haunted houses or just want to curl up with a good book, this episode is a delightful celebration of all things fall. Grab your sweater, a cup of cider, and settle in for some cozy c...

Join Jayme and Beth as they delve into the fascinating (and sometimes hilarious) world of what's in their purses! From practical essentials to quirky must-haves, the ladies reveal the items they can't live without and the stories behind them. Whether you're a minimalist or a bag-stuffer, this episode will have you nodding along and maybe even rethinking your own purse contents. On this episode &gt...

Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the lost art of basic social etiquette! From vanishing concert manners to everyday public nuisances, this episode is a lighthearted yet sincere call to bring back common courtesy. With their signature humor and insight, they tackle the little things that make a big difference in how we interact. Tune in for a fun reminder on how to be a little more considerate...

Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the hilariously cringeworthy moments of their past! From embarrassing social media posts to awkward youth ministry experiences and unexpected public gas, this episode is a rollercoaster of secondhand embarrassment and genuine laughter. Whether you're a cringe connoisseur or just need a good laugh, this episode is packed with stories that will make you feel bet...

Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into the complex world of friendship red flags. From the frustration of one-sided relationships to the irritation of friends who spill your secrets, this episode is a candid exploration of the warning signs that can make or break a friendship. On this episode >> hello, it's me >> not your story to tell >> convo bogarts __________ Join the Geriatri...

Join Jayme and Beth as they navigate the highs and lows of this back-to-school season! From the joy of new school supplies and adorable first-day photos to the woes of routine disruptions and the dreaded back-to-school illnesses, this episode is a relatable rollercoaster for parents and non-parents alike! On this episode >> book fair drama >> first day looks >> soup season kickof...

Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into the petty annoyances that drive them up the wall! From the frustration of finding the perfect song for a short drive to the infuriating habit of people pulling through parking spaces, this episode is a hilarious vent session about the little things that just get under your skin. On this episode >> Spotify shuffle struggles >> group text nightmares...

Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into their latest obsessions, from spicy book worlds to must-have beauty products. This episode is a treasure trove of recommendations that will have you adding to your reading list, beauty routine, and maybe even your Netflix queue! On this episode >> spicy fae >> aspirational real estate >> everyday I’m shuffling  Mentions: Filthy Rich...

Join Jayme and Beth as they take a chilling trip down memory lane, discussing the movies that left a lasting mark on their childhoods and beyond. From obscure Canadian films to classic Stephen King horrors, they share the stories (and scenes) that scarred them for life! From the eerie to the unsettling, this episode is packed with nostalgic terror and the impact of early cinematic experiences. On...