The Drunk Astrology Podcast

Text me! In this episode, I break down Mercury Retrograde into a simple three-part story so you'll know exactly what phase you're in, what it's asking of you, and the specific actions to take during each chapter. Instead of fearing delays, miscommunications, and technology glitches, you'll learn how to work with the universe's timing to make better decisions, avoid unneces...

Text me! If you've ever announced a project, shared a piece of art, or launched a course on some random date and hoped for the best, this episode is for you .  When you press play, I share two real client stories, one is a Grammy-winning artist and the other is an independent singer-songwriter, to show you how planning the release dates of their individual albums using their birth charts and...

Text me! We are in a brand new era of astrology and the people who thrive over the next several years won’t necessarily be the smartest in the room (gasp!), instead they’ll be the ones willing to make a move. In this episode, I break down what Saturn and Neptune entering Aries plus Uranus entering Gemini mean for your life, relationships, career, creativity, and future.  Plus: stay to the end for...

Text me! Think you can use ChatGPT to read your birth chart? Think again. In this episode, I break down why AI could never replace a real astrologer and expose what you’re actually missing when you rely on AI for guidance. I also walk you through a real example from this week inside my 1:1 coaching containers, where I showed two of my clients how to use Venus in Gemini transiting their second hous...

Text me! The real New Year starts NOW, Astro Lover! This week's Aries New Moon is your invitation into fresh starts, bold beginnings, and the kind of momentum that turns your hopes, dreams, wishes, and manifestations into your lived reality. In this episode, I’m breaking down what the Aries New Moon means for your zodiac sign so you know exactly how to activate this “new year, new me” energy...

Text me! No more waiting, Astro Lover! Mars enters Aries this week and this planet says it is time for you to make your next move, take bold action, and commit to the dream you are actually willing to fight for. In this week's episode, I break down how the Mars sextile Uranus opens up creative and spiritual breakthroughs + how Mars conjunct Neptune asks you to go all in on your vision, and ho...

Text me! Ready to make dating JUICY AF? Venus enters one of her favorite signs this week, Taurus, and for the next several weeks she’s here to raise your standards and show you what real pleasure, consistency, and self-worth actually look like. Whether you’re dating, partnered, or pouring it back into yourself, I’m giving you tangible dating advice to upgrade your approach to relationships plus br...

Text me! This week, you’re in the space between letting go and stepping TF up. Wednesday's Cancer Quarter Moon has you feeling all the damn feels while Saturn in Aries asks one powerful question: what are you willing to fight for? In this episode, I break down how to process what’s coming up this week, encourage you to commit to yourself, and build the habits, mindset, and support systems tha...

Text me! Eclipse Season finally comes to a close this week as the Pisces New Moon puts an end to the chaos (on paper at least - will explain in the episode). At the same time, Mercury Retrograde ends as Aries Season begins with the Spring Equinox, also known as International Astrology Day, offering you a much needed reset and fresh momentum to get moving on your dreams. In this week's episode...

Text me! Eclipse season (aka the Universe’s “anything goes” era) is still in full swing and Mercury Retrograde is deep in its "F Around and Find Out" chapter, but the big headline this week is Jupiter stationing direct on March 10th! As the gift giver planet of abundance, prosperity, travel, and opportunity, doors start FINALLY start opening again in a particular area of your chart, aka...

Text me! In this episode, we cover how this week's Virgo Full Moon Lunar Eclipse is riding shotgun with the karmic South Node of release, meaning chapter four of your eclipse story begins with letting something, or someone, go. Mercury Retrograde continues its "F Around and Find Out" Era, while Mars enters Pisces on Monday and Venus enters Aries on Friday, echoing the Saturn–Neptune...

Text me! As Mercury stations retrograde this week, you move out of the pre-retrograde “preview of the movie” into Chapter Two of your Retrograde story - what I call the "F Around and Find Out" phase - where you’re invited to experiment, try things out, and gather real-time data without judgment. In this episode, we’ll talk about how to work this middle chapter intentionally so that when...

Text me! There is a small window of time before the Lunar New Year on Tuesday, February 17th to open the door to windfalls of wealth, abundance, opportunities, and prosperity. Activate them all in my LUNAR NEW YEAR MANIFESTING MASTERCLASS this Sunday, February 15th! Time: 11:35 AM PT / 2:35 PM EST via Zoom *Replay will be shared soon after the class is over GET YOUR TICKET HERE YOUR NEXT STEPS (ST...

Text me! There is a small window of time before the Lunar New Year to open the door to windfalls of abundance, opportunities, and prosperity. Activate them all in my LUNAR NEW YEAR MANIFESTING MASTERCLASS on Sunday, February 15th! Time: 11:35 AM PT / 2:35 PM EST via Zoom *Replay will be available to all everyone who has a ticket GET YOUR TICKET: https://buy.stripe.com/dRm3cw4LK1qm3I48SCcjS0x YOUR...

Text me! LUNAR NEW YEAR MASTERCLASS is going down on Sunday, February 15th! In this 1.5 hours class, you'll learn my signature eclipse manifesting method, the Red Envelope Ceremony that opens the door to opportunities and prosperity on the Lunar New Year, AND the Feng Shui Essentials to manifesting BIIG in the Year of the Fire Horse from my sister in manifesting, Kristina Hollinger! Regular p...

Text me! This week’s episode marks a powerful energetic shift as Aquarius season begins, inviting you to think bigger, bolder, and more future-forward. We break down how 2026's first new moon, the Capricorn New Moon, can do the heavy lifting for your goals, commitments, and vision for all you want to accomplish this year. Venus, Mercury, and the Sun all form conjunctions to Pluto this week, c...

Text me! This week’s astrology delivers a powerful planetary "domino effect"that helps you confront your belief stories that have been quietly running your life. Venus, the Sun, Mars, and Mercury all square Chiron, the wounded healer, activating a deep healing journey around worth, desire, confidence, and the narratives you’ve been telling yourself about what’s possible for you in 2026....

Text me! This week marks a major turning point for love, values, and desire in 2026. The Venus Star Point, aka when the Sun and Venus form a conjunction, helps define how you activate and embody love for much of the year ahead. Over the weekend, the Libra Quarter Moon adds powerful manifesting momentum, showing you exactly where strategic releasing creates space for what you’re ready to build next...

Text me! This week’s astrology is all about generating momentum. This weekend's Aries Quarter Moon asks you to take swift, bold action toward the big-picture vision that Mercury in Sagittarius highlights all week. Meanwhile, the Sun, Venus, and Mars are all in Capricorn, helping you to create the structures, systems, and commitments that will support your plans in the year ahead. In plain Eng...

Text me! This week's got BIIG healing vibes thanks to Jupiter squaring off with Chiron, the wounded healer + Mercury clears his retrograde fog, the Sagittarius New Moon resets your vision for 2026, and the Winter Solstice helps you build what lasts. BOOK YOUR 2026 YEARLY ORACLE CARD READING: I have ONE spot for delivery before Christmas. Book yours here! YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) Get your...

Text me! The Virgo Quarter Moon begs you not to believe everything you think. Mercury is nearing the end of its post-Retrograde shadow, and Neptune, the planet of dreams, wishes, and manifestations, stations direct. It's a week full of brain fog and confusion, but beneath the surface, exciting things are rumbling. YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) Get your free ORACLE CARD READING HERE WANT DAILY...

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Text me! My insane AF Black Friday Sale is LIVE! Get all of your favorite Drunk Astrology offers: Birth Chart Readings, Moon Phase Manifestor program, 1:1 Coaching, and the Raise Your Vibe Retreat on an insane mega sale from Friday, November 28th, to Tuesday, December 2nd! SHOP HERE. Get your copy of the Manifest BIIG in 2026 Journal exclusively on Amazon: Buy Here ! YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) G...

Text me! Get your copy of the Manifest BIIG in 2026 Journal exclusively on Amazon: Buy Here ! YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) Get your free ORACLE CARD READING HERE WANT DAILY GUIDANCE? A Daily Dose of Stars Your daily energy report so you know exactly when and how to: take actions that improve your personal, professional, and relational endeavors rest (cuz when the Moon is asleep - you should be, to...

Text me! Get your copy of the Manifest BIIG in 2026 Journal exclusively on Amazon: Buy Here ! YOUR NEXT STEPS (START HERE) Get your free ORACLE CARD READING HERE WANT DAILY GUIDANCE? A Daily Dose of Stars Your daily energy report so you know exactly when and how to: take actions that improve your personal, professional, and relational endeavors rest (cuz when the Moon is asleep - you should be, to...