The Drink Tank

Oh man this fucking episode. This fucking episode. I honestly don't think you should listen. There are too many things that even I thought was too fucking much. I mean incest is in the title how great could the episode be. Well in all honesty we go over board on politics and other off main stream shit but we almost keep it together. We almost had a guest but she is a huge flake and now we wil...

History. Without it we would be nowhere... or we would be starting something... or maybe we would just live our lives... maybe history means nothing... either way we talk about it. It may be a big deal or not who cares we fill the present with sounds of the past. It gives us some back story and makes us real people maybe... History or not we shit on hardware stores cause they are garbage. The proj...

In this seemingly Sciencey episode we prove how little grasp on science we have. We cover some topics from under the covers and realize that while we may be mature in some manner of the word our core is childish. Do men ever really grow up? I hope not cause I have no plans on being an actual adult and I pity those who do it. What a waste of life.  So sit silently synching sonic sounds. Send us Fan...

Sorry I was gone for a week but I would like to think it lead to a good podcast. I'm not saying it did I am just saying I would like to say that. Basically I learned that I am old and that is pretty much it. We talk about some other shit but that alludes me right now... We are far enough into this that I feel like you know how this goes so... Drink up Send us Fan Mail Support the show

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A rarity to have someone else WANT to participate in our garbage. Luckily our guest is as much if not more of a garbage person as us. So join us on this terrible tirade into the psyche of alcoholic assholes. At least it is sterile... but if you make it to the end of this you will most certainly be the a worse human being. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

For over two years I have been writing descriptions of these episodes. There have been good ones and there have been bad ones. Episodes and descriptions. At the end of the day I have come to realize that there is nothing that I am going to write here that is going to convince you to listen. We are 113 episodes in you either know what to expect or not. This is probably one of the best worst episode...

Here on the drinktank we don't judge.  Big, Tall, Black, White, we don't give a shit. You are a person and thus you suck. We may not judge but we know all people are fucking terrible. So we also recognize when someone is awesome. Or when you realize YOU are awesome. So todays episode is mostly about spitting in assholes. Which I get doesn't pan out. That being said we get that some...

This may be the most enlightening episode we have done. Not because we make any special revelations or cause we did anything special. Sometimes it means more to apply the knowledge you already have to your own life. I lived for many years without realizing I had not been doing this. I am happy this was a realization that was made but I don't think it will be life altering. Sometimes even if y...

We do our best to keep things fresh but we just couldn't bring ourselves to talk about the slap. We still make our little side jokes and whatnot but lets be honest its has been analyzed a million times over there was nothing for us to enlighten anyone about. So instead we rehash some oldies. Its an angsty little episode but i am sure the is some fun in it too... Send us Fan Mail Support the s...

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Do you want to listen to two idiots talk about a subject they know nothing about? Well you are in luck cause while that is what we do every episode but this time we REALLY lean in. With all the headlines in sports recently how could we not spend the entire episode pretending that we know sports... and I mean ALL sports. So lace up your shoes and take a swing at listening to us... Send us Fan Mail...

Well 200+ hours in and we are probably going to repeat some shit. So lets call this the clip show or the flashback episode or whatever they call that garbage episode that is just a series of old scenes over the years. Everyone hates that episode... so... adjust your expectations accordingly. We take on the garbage language we speak and some other shut about getting old and changing tastes... it is...

Invading your ears with hypersonic opinions on todays hot topics. We are russian to make you laugh. Putin the funny in funny bones. We are hardly experts in international politics but after listening I think you will agree that we are masters of military strategy. So join us on our journey to solve more of the worlds problem with alcohol and ignorance. Lets be honest if anything can convince the R...

It was a warm summer day in the middle of winter. We decided to talking to a microphone and hell spit forth. Pandora's box was opened then closed then opened then closed then open then closed then opened again. Less things were said when Rome fell. Transvestites. And forthcoming deuces spit the realist of y'all yee testament. With truth Motherfucker! Next one we are doing a biblical thin...

We have walked like an Egyptian we have talked like and Egyptian but until now we have never cunnilled like and Egyptian. We are breaking down walls and blazing trails in this all new and improved episode of this affront to humanity that we call a podcast. Either way trust me when I say you will learn things you didn't know you never wanted to know. We will teach you things that will haunt yo...

Ok so clearly if you have been paying attention there is a vague relation between title and content. So we talk about crypto currency and crack pipes. That should be all you need. I am not sure if that is what woes people into listening. It clearly can't be. You either listen or don't. Nobody reads the title and says... "that one is not for me"... you listen till we get boring....

Sometime in life all you need is a good old fashion dick sucking but rarely is it a president that needs to give it to you. Today it is both. Loosen up you jaw and argue the merits of your favorite and least favorite president to suck you dick. We are changing lives here. Also I have a midlife crisis.... but presidential dick sucking is clearly the highlight. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Aight well we had a couple of weeks of technical issues. And scheduling. And whatever else is a good excuse for not posting or recording. Realistically at the end of the day we are drunk garbage human beings and when we have time to do this shit we do it if we don't we don't. You are lucky to have us here to make you feel better by comparison so maybe get off our dick on regularly schedu...

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Well I may have overblown the whole argument from last episode. I guess WE DID stage it. Either way we are back together and its a whole new year. We take a running start at being the worst thing in 2022 by talking about the worst thing in human history, CHILDREN! But don't worry we also have OPINONS!!! yay! New year same show. I wouldn't have it any other way. Send us Fan Mail Support t...

It has been 3 days... I have heard nothing. I have to assume nefarious things have happened. THIS is what happens when people cant find common ground. Good job America YOU BROKE IT. We had a good thing going. But all great things come to and end.... and so close to 100.... Hopefully there is a means to get back to where we need to in 2022. Only time will tell... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

The world is frozen and yet we are on FUCKING FIRE. Alcohol fuel the conversation for better or for worse. Mostly for worse. We may have not acknowledged the white blanket on the city but we harnessed the empty feeling we all get from the inability to do the thing we wanted with people. Snow is the environmental COVID. So sit down in front of your fire or bundle up with a blanket and listen to the...

Well it is widely know that we are terrible people but just how terrible is an important question. This episode may answer this aching question. Are we sociopaths? Psychopaths? Is there a difference? Should you trust what we think the difference is? These are all questions. And these are all statements: This is a podcast. We talk about things. The subject manner falls victim to our alcohol consump...

We had a few weeks down time after a shitty audio file that I am still looking into... And maybe this one is shitty too. Lets be honest. I am good at drinking and talking shit but bad at audio engineering. So if you are ready for a vicious comeback with a whole lot of offensive content then this is your episode. If not... well... tune in anyway cause you aint got anything better going on..  Send u...