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We back after some vacation time. We needed a break from you guys.... you are really the worst Send us Fan Mail Support the show

What does it take to achieve inner peace. Clearly we know. So listen up cause we got the secret! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Nothing is better than a heath dose of gambling.... especially if you control the outcome.... fuck a balanced breakfast what you need is unbalanced gambling Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Big feet porn? Yea that is a niche that needs filling if ya know what I mean!! Now give me your money so I can take it down. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Can't be cancelled if you dont have fans to begin with. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

desctription... nailed it Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Short on time so we powered through this episode. keep your jewish friends as hot or cold as you want them with the Yamacoozie! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

This podcast is a competition based on episodes recorded not a sport... we need to redefine terms Send us Fan Mail Support the show

We had a love child and it is this podcast... and it is gay... not 2026 offensive gay 1995 teasing your buddy gay Send us Fan Mail Support the show

and two zig zags.... omg and it is episode 245... its like we planned it... but we didnt... cause that would take effort. AND THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Just a traditional podcast with traditional topics. If it aint broke dont fix it! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

ok two weeks late but something about always sweeter when you wait... i dunno... it doesn't even take that long to post... i just don't like doing it. Its an obligations and that ruins it for me... plus what is this episode 243?! even if posting only takes 5 mins that is still like almost a whole day of just posting!! That is insane.... So... enjoy! I HAVE SACRIFICED FOR YOU Send us Fan...

Sometimes it takes the bottom of the barrel to really understand the intricacies of then entire barrel. we think we may have done that here... prolly not but maybe... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

You don't know it yet but you will eventually realize.... yea.. we are right..  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

The olympics are back and fat is gone but our terrible takes are here to stay!! something needs to stay consistent these days. we are there for you Send us Fan Mail Support the show

OK this isnt some S&M podcast but that does give me an idea for next week... sorry to disappoint. You know we are ADD so it is a bunch of stuff... so enjoy ya dingleberries Send us Fan Mail Support the show

read this text. understand what the episode is about. start listening. forget what you read and listen to something that has nothing to do with what you read. leave happy Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Id like to say it isnt weird but... its weird Send us Fan Mail Support the show

OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh buddy... this shit right here???!??!  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Not all titles have to make sense... its hard to make titles and descriptions... leave me alone Send us Fan Mail Support the show

yea... december... christmas talk... i hate it too Send us Fan Mail Support the show

If it is not clear to you by now that we have no idea what we are talking about i give you this to seal the deal. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

I do an episode description but it feels like a futile task Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Oh man halloween is the fucking worst. But parker.... he is far worse! Tune in for this episode of are these the worst two humans on this planet?  Spoiler: not really but they are not great... Send us Fan Mail Support the show