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Good old fashion nonsense. We have the first guest we have had in a while. It devolves as these things always do. Video games and social justice are the highlights of this episode. That's about it. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Good news bad news... the bad news: this one is a shorty. I forgot I had an appointment and so we were pressed for time. the good news: this one is a shorty. It may be that we are more palatable in small amounts. I also think that means this description can be short... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Holy fucking fever dream. We have been known to go on tangents but I feel we have hit our zenith on this one. Not one idea was completely fleshed out. Spanning the gamut from religion to public restrooms, even though for some those are the same thing, we quickly shed any semblance of organization and keep plowing through to the next topic. If we don't have ADD I don't think anyone does....

Ok I forgot to post this and we just did another so here you go for twofer Tuesday. The good news is you get two episodes the bad news is the description for both is going to be what you are reading now. So skim it cause you will read it again next episode and I don't want you to get bored. Luckily like most people you will retain very little of this with a quick read and then it will really...

Ok I forgot to post this and we just did another so here you go for twofer Tuesday. The good news is you get two episodes the bad news is the description for both is going to be what you are reading now. So skim it cause you will read it again next episode and I don't want you to get bored. Luckily like most people you will retain very little of this with a quick read and then it will really...

128 episodes?! these are getting harder to write. Its like homework now. Does anybody even read these? am I screaming into the wind? This far into it if you are basing your listening off these blurbs you have to know it doesn't even describe the episode. I have no idea what we talk about... EVER! I don't listen to me when I talk... so I just BS here. You are either going to listen or not...

Nobody pays attention to life. And even if you do it is fleeting. You have no idea how you got to work. You will turn on this podcast and forget half of it. Only the really important parts of life are retained and for a good reason. Life sucks. Everyone would kill themselves if we remembered the bad times as vividly as the good times. So enjoy forgetting every second of this podcast.... Send us Fa...

WELL ILL BE! Would you look at that. I am very impressed. I can't believe my eyes. This may just be an earth shattering life redefining and yet subtle nod to generic life. What is done here is to say the least amazing and to say the most acceptable as a podcast. We are clever in a dumb sort of way. We are insightful in a take it at face value kind of way. We have high highs and low lows. We h...

Its been a while but you know what they say distance makes the heart grow fonder. And since we don't love you guys any more that can only mean you love us SO much more. Even if that is not true... which how could it not be... we are still back and we enjoyed our time off and we may be enjoying our life day to day but we are not sure. So we talk about it. That is all we have. So enjoy our gene...

Reinventing the wheel is basically the point of this podcast. We waste our time and yours in a series of inventive ways. We double down this episode by reinventing the joke. It goes exactly as well as your would expect. Outside of that we express our loathing of everything but mostly fairs. Why do they exist. Waste of time money and space. Basically our podcast with carnies.  Send us Fan Mail Supp...

This one is a fatty! We are back from avoiding the heat and we are hot... then not. Oh well we enjoy ourselves. So kick back and relax. Listen to our smooth vibes. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

New look same bullshit. Don't think that the new look means we are more streamlined or better in any way. This is just a less horrendously obvious shitty photoshop job. We still talk about how life sucks and we want to die. Some how we navigate life and these are our stories...   Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Life is rough. On the one hand we are told to be ourselves and let our freak flag fly. On the other we are told to blend  in and assimilate. Navigating this issue is one of the many struggles in our lives. If you can do this you can do anything. Can you assimilate with your freak flag flying?! If you can you belong here. I'm not even sure if this has to do with this episode we recorded it ove...

The heat got to me and I forgot to post but no worries cause had I not said anything you never would have know. That is the best part of being an inconsistent podcast... NO EXPECTATIONS!!! That being said you should have some VERY high expectations for this episode cause it is SOOOOOOOOOOO good. You can tell cause I capitalized "so" and added a bunch of extra os. Aight well that's i...

Oh man this fucking episode. This fucking episode. I honestly don't think you should listen. There are too many things that even I thought was too fucking much. I mean incest is in the title how great could the episode be. Well in all honesty we go over board on politics and other off main stream shit but we almost keep it together. We almost had a guest but she is a huge flake and now we wil...

History. Without it we would be nowhere... or we would be starting something... or maybe we would just live our lives... maybe history means nothing... either way we talk about it. It may be a big deal or not who cares we fill the present with sounds of the past. It gives us some back story and makes us real people maybe... History or not we shit on hardware stores cause they are garbage. The proj...

In this seemingly Sciencey episode we prove how little grasp on science we have. We cover some topics from under the covers and realize that while we may be mature in some manner of the word our core is childish. Do men ever really grow up? I hope not cause I have no plans on being an actual adult and I pity those who do it. What a waste of life.  So sit silently synching sonic sounds. Send us Fan...

Sorry I was gone for a week but I would like to think it lead to a good podcast. I'm not saying it did I am just saying I would like to say that. Basically I learned that I am old and that is pretty much it. We talk about some other shit but that alludes me right now... We are far enough into this that I feel like you know how this goes so... Drink up Send us Fan Mail Support the show

yadda yadda yadda. general things. and subjects. hot topics and low standards. think drink talk record. Listen! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

A rarity to have someone else WANT to participate in our garbage. Luckily our guest is as much if not more of a garbage person as us. So join us on this terrible tirade into the psyche of alcoholic assholes. At least it is sterile... but if you make it to the end of this you will most certainly be the a worse human being. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

For over two years I have been writing descriptions of these episodes. There have been good ones and there have been bad ones. Episodes and descriptions. At the end of the day I have come to realize that there is nothing that I am going to write here that is going to convince you to listen. We are 113 episodes in you either know what to expect or not. This is probably one of the best worst episode...

Here on the drinktank we don't judge.  Big, Tall, Black, White, we don't give a shit. You are a person and thus you suck. We may not judge but we know all people are fucking terrible. So we also recognize when someone is awesome. Or when you realize YOU are awesome. So todays episode is mostly about spitting in assholes. Which I get doesn't pan out. That being said we get that some...

This may be the most enlightening episode we have done. Not because we make any special revelations or cause we did anything special. Sometimes it means more to apply the knowledge you already have to your own life. I lived for many years without realizing I had not been doing this. I am happy this was a realization that was made but I don't think it will be life altering. Sometimes even if y...

We do our best to keep things fresh but we just couldn't bring ourselves to talk about the slap. We still make our little side jokes and whatnot but lets be honest its has been analyzed a million times over there was nothing for us to enlighten anyone about. So instead we rehash some oldies. Its an angsty little episode but i am sure the is some fun in it too... Send us Fan Mail Support the s...

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