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A shallow dive in to anthropology and why we clearly need to apologized for recording this... not that we should ever be particularly proud... we get some back up and we talk some shit.... don't worry everything we say is a lie... even that... and that... and that... and Send us Fan Mail Support the show

I told you we had friends... Covid is officially over and we can bring back guests to pester and hopefully add to the debauchery. This is hopefully the first of many with friends...  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

we recorded and forgot about it... so... you know about the same as us Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Space the final frontier... Until the next one... Like eventually we will find another... TIME? That has to be one... Dimensions... space is like the first final frontier. But China is well underway with a MOON BASE!!!! maybe... what the fuck do we know... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

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The future is coming and it is coming fast. Pick your team: Team AI or Team Woke. In the end it doesn't matter you will die in a very mundane way. If that sounds sad you are focused on the wrong thing. The point is enjoy your life. Sit down have a beer and talk so bullshit with some friends.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

New year New podcast! We take a stab at being a sports podcast. It took a while but we realized that we are both non athletic idiots and have no place talking about sports. So we will abandon the idea till the super bowl and learn this lesson all over again... We also talked about gay men and how they stabbed straight men in the back.... and not the kind of back stabbing you are thinking... you ar...

Gum is secretly controlling the world. I know it you know it the world is blind to it. It should be free. It literally grows on trees.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

A little bit Christmas. A lotta bit grinch. Life death and the pursuit of leaving me the fuck alone. I don't know why it is so hard for people to understand that as our society and culture change so too must our traditions. Luckily for us getting drunk and being egotistically will never go out of style. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Were you homeschooled? THEN GO AWAY THIS IS NOT FOR YOU!! YOU ARE WEIRD AND PROBABLY STICKY AND AWKWARD! Ok now that those goofy fucks are gone we love homeschooled kids. Its like a litmus test for normal. Elon musk was probably a homeschooler. So... yup thats it. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Life and all of its terribleness. Luckily we are armed with sarcasm and alcohol.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Good old fashion nonsense. We have the first guest we have had in a while. It devolves as these things always do. Video games and social justice are the highlights of this episode. That's about it. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Good news bad news... the bad news: this one is a shorty. I forgot I had an appointment and so we were pressed for time. the good news: this one is a shorty. It may be that we are more palatable in small amounts. I also think that means this description can be short... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Holy fucking fever dream. We have been known to go on tangents but I feel we have hit our zenith on this one. Not one idea was completely fleshed out. Spanning the gamut from religion to public restrooms, even though for some those are the same thing, we quickly shed any semblance of organization and keep plowing through to the next topic. If we don't have ADD I don't think anyone does....

Ok I forgot to post this and we just did another so here you go for twofer Tuesday. The good news is you get two episodes the bad news is the description for both is going to be what you are reading now. So skim it cause you will read it again next episode and I don't want you to get bored. Luckily like most people you will retain very little of this with a quick read and then it will really...

Ok I forgot to post this and we just did another so here you go for twofer Tuesday. The good news is you get two episodes the bad news is the description for both is going to be what you are reading now. So skim it cause you will read it again next episode and I don't want you to get bored. Luckily like most people you will retain very little of this with a quick read and then it will really...

128 episodes?! these are getting harder to write. Its like homework now. Does anybody even read these? am I screaming into the wind? This far into it if you are basing your listening off these blurbs you have to know it doesn't even describe the episode. I have no idea what we talk about... EVER! I don't listen to me when I talk... so I just BS here. You are either going to listen or not...

Nobody pays attention to life. And even if you do it is fleeting. You have no idea how you got to work. You will turn on this podcast and forget half of it. Only the really important parts of life are retained and for a good reason. Life sucks. Everyone would kill themselves if we remembered the bad times as vividly as the good times. So enjoy forgetting every second of this podcast.... Send us Fa...

WELL ILL BE! Would you look at that. I am very impressed. I can't believe my eyes. This may just be an earth shattering life redefining and yet subtle nod to generic life. What is done here is to say the least amazing and to say the most acceptable as a podcast. We are clever in a dumb sort of way. We are insightful in a take it at face value kind of way. We have high highs and low lows. We h...

Its been a while but you know what they say distance makes the heart grow fonder. And since we don't love you guys any more that can only mean you love us SO much more. Even if that is not true... which how could it not be... we are still back and we enjoyed our time off and we may be enjoying our life day to day but we are not sure. So we talk about it. That is all we have. So enjoy our gene...

Reinventing the wheel is basically the point of this podcast. We waste our time and yours in a series of inventive ways. We double down this episode by reinventing the joke. It goes exactly as well as your would expect. Outside of that we express our loathing of everything but mostly fairs. Why do they exist. Waste of time money and space. Basically our podcast with carnies.  Send us Fan Mail Supp...

This one is a fatty! We are back from avoiding the heat and we are hot... then not. Oh well we enjoy ourselves. So kick back and relax. Listen to our smooth vibes. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

New look same bullshit. Don't think that the new look means we are more streamlined or better in any way. This is just a less horrendously obvious shitty photoshop job. We still talk about how life sucks and we want to die. Some how we navigate life and these are our stories...   Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Life is rough. On the one hand we are told to be ourselves and let our freak flag fly. On the other we are told to blend  in and assimilate. Navigating this issue is one of the many struggles in our lives. If you can do this you can do anything. Can you assimilate with your freak flag flying?! If you can you belong here. I'm not even sure if this has to do with this episode we recorded it ove...

The heat got to me and I forgot to post but no worries cause had I not said anything you never would have know. That is the best part of being an inconsistent podcast... NO EXPECTATIONS!!! That being said you should have some VERY high expectations for this episode cause it is SOOOOOOOOOOO good. You can tell cause I capitalized "so" and added a bunch of extra os. Aight well that's i...