The Drink Tank

You know what its like to be really smart? NO? Well let me tell you! It is awesome but also not. Sorry let me dumb it down for you so you can understand.... It good but also not good. Anyway this episode is kinda about that... but also kinda not.... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Shoes? Is this one about stupid shoes? probably... so crocs and i don't know cowboy boots? Yea most shoes are legit but those ones just dumb so STOP IT. I wanna go back to some normal ass shoes... but lets be real this is clearly not about shoes... The titles are always misleading... maybe Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Politics... of course it had to be politics. and race relations... you know those hot topics no one should talk about cause you will never win anyone over... yea that is what we did... maybe... i dont remeber Send us Fan Mail Support the show

If there are three things I like its titties and documentaries. So come along and learn new things to correct the old new things you thought you learned a long time ago.... You will understand what i mean later... (   )(   )!!! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Opening quip. Inquisitive retort. Questionable resolution! Impressive tie in. Funny pun. Throwback to a thing in the episode. Invitation to listen... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Oh man ren fair is a hell of a time. If you are not interested in that kind of thing you are wrong... Don't dress up if you don't want to but the people watching is worth everything. People are the worst and best thing in the world. Usually we focus on the bad but this time we probably also focus on the bad. We don't change much we are the rock in your life... YOU ARE WELCOME Send u...

Vikings are know to rape and pillage. So it should be socially acceptable to abuse them right? Cause two wrongs make a right? And so do three lefts... So this episode is on the up and up and you cant find anything wrong with it... who cares if we talk about drop kicking kids... some kids will be Hitler would you drop kick Hitler?! thought so now get off you high horse. Send us Fan Mail Support the...

Why are so many idioms farm based... or animal based... probs because that is what we know or what we think we know. But that would also be making an assumption in what we think we know so maybe we just make some shit up and drink some beers. Cause at the end of the day what else is there... beer and good, stupid, conversation. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Its a game and a study i don't know we were both so drunk we don't even remember recording it sooooo..... enjoy? Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Yeah you have thought it before. Sure they went to med school and learned a bunch. But they also opted to PAY for med school which is pretty retarded. And they spent 8 years in school and it is noted that this causes them to have poor social skills and bad bedside manner which sounds pretty retarded. Either way its all a sham health care is trash and we in no way address that in this episode.... s...

Not all Nazis were bad... like some babies didn't know they were Nazis. they were just forced to wear Maga hats and didn't know what it meant.... oh shit i may have revealed more than I wanted there... oh well NO EDITING... Moving on... we all have done dumb shit.... nobody is better than anyone else... freedom... AMERICA!!! listen and enjoy Send us Fan Mail Support the show

No sleep and base level rage. Great combination... im not sure for what but it sure as fuck inst for a podcast... maybe skip this one...cant win them all Send us Fan Mail Support the show

I don't kink shame so you shouldn't either. That being said my feet are like sandpaper so this is not MY kink but do you you freaky little shit. My think is bland lights off face to face missionary. OH dang thats the stuff... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

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You wanna make more money? Do you feel there is sanctity in human life? If the answer to those questions is yes then no then I have an opportunity for you!! DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE OPPORTUNITY!!! Listen to find out how! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

not sure if it applies but x was the only letter we didn't have an episode title for so... deal with it? I am willing to bet one day there will be a more appropriate one and ill feel like I fucked up but what can you do... ANYWAY clearly this episode is about throwing people or something... you get it now though right?! we cant be held responsible for what we say if we don't remember! TH...

Well I was wrong it WAS exploitation. Then I asked myself... what isnt... some how or another we are all the dancing monkey. Im not sure what makes one monkey dance better than the other but I have to assume it is personal taste. So thank you for having equally shitty taste and watching or listening to our monkey dance. We don't judge you for exploiting us! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Ok yea you read that correctly. Like a portmanteau of transexual and ancestory. I don't remember why I thought it was clever and funny at the time but I am sure when you listen you will figure it out. Then you will be like DANM that was one funny and clever title.... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

NASA has been praised for the math they did to get a man on the moon. Scientists have found the particular molecular build for immunizations and treatments. These specifics have altered and changed our lives. The layman, however, doesn't have time for this shit. They round and guestimate just to get by cause most things just don't matter that much. There are a few chosen people however t...

Oh man... we were firing on one cylinder this whole episode. That sounds bad but usually were are firing on none so this is like infinitely better. That being said it may be our last episode. The IRS is clearly targeting us for dodging our estimated taxed but to be fair nobody saw this going on for so long... Well if were are going out then we are going out with a firm hand shake and a polite nod....

Well I am sorry you guys are getting gyped with this one. But only if you think personal growth and a beautiful journey with some good old fashioned high jinx is getting gyped. Either way we had so much fun we ran a little long... but no ads so there is that... unless you are reading this from 2029 when we get sponsored by Monsanto's vegan edible underwear, "safe for all your holes"...

Oh so the title is gross I get it. I am not proud of it but sometimes that just happens. Speaking of things that just happen we got into a little tiff on this go... was it alcohol inspired? probably was I right almost definitely... like always. But can we blame anyone yes you. It is your fault. When you record and don't edit stupid shit is going to happen and that we do for you. so feel shame...

i got sick. not siiiick but like sick.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Strap in we going for a ride. Where to? I have no idea but it isn't about the destination it is about the journey right? Well we always give a journey. Good bad ugly we give a journey. What you do with our nonsense is up to you but everything can be a lesson.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

yea this must have been a very drunk episode cause I don't remember even beginning to record...  so come along on this journey of discovery with me... I feel like this has been happening more often so maybe I have a problem but you know what they say... ignorance is bliss... Send us Fan Mail Support the show