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No sleep and base level rage. Great combination... im not sure for what but it sure as fuck inst for a podcast... maybe skip this one...cant win them all Send us Fan Mail Support the show

I don't kink shame so you shouldn't either. That being said my feet are like sandpaper so this is not MY kink but do you you freaky little shit. My think is bland lights off face to face missionary. OH dang thats the stuff... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

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You wanna make more money? Do you feel there is sanctity in human life? If the answer to those questions is yes then no then I have an opportunity for you!! DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE OPPORTUNITY!!! Listen to find out how! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

not sure if it applies but x was the only letter we didn't have an episode title for so... deal with it? I am willing to bet one day there will be a more appropriate one and ill feel like I fucked up but what can you do... ANYWAY clearly this episode is about throwing people or something... you get it now though right?! we cant be held responsible for what we say if we don't remember! TH...

Well I was wrong it WAS exploitation. Then I asked myself... what isnt... some how or another we are all the dancing monkey. Im not sure what makes one monkey dance better than the other but I have to assume it is personal taste. So thank you for having equally shitty taste and watching or listening to our monkey dance. We don't judge you for exploiting us! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Ok yea you read that correctly. Like a portmanteau of transexual and ancestory. I don't remember why I thought it was clever and funny at the time but I am sure when you listen you will figure it out. Then you will be like DANM that was one funny and clever title.... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

NASA has been praised for the math they did to get a man on the moon. Scientists have found the particular molecular build for immunizations and treatments. These specifics have altered and changed our lives. The layman, however, doesn't have time for this shit. They round and guestimate just to get by cause most things just don't matter that much. There are a few chosen people however t...

Oh man... we were firing on one cylinder this whole episode. That sounds bad but usually were are firing on none so this is like infinitely better. That being said it may be our last episode. The IRS is clearly targeting us for dodging our estimated taxed but to be fair nobody saw this going on for so long... Well if were are going out then we are going out with a firm hand shake and a polite nod....

Well I am sorry you guys are getting gyped with this one. But only if you think personal growth and a beautiful journey with some good old fashioned high jinx is getting gyped. Either way we had so much fun we ran a little long... but no ads so there is that... unless you are reading this from 2029 when we get sponsored by Monsanto's vegan edible underwear, "safe for all your holes"...

Oh so the title is gross I get it. I am not proud of it but sometimes that just happens. Speaking of things that just happen we got into a little tiff on this go... was it alcohol inspired? probably was I right almost definitely... like always. But can we blame anyone yes you. It is your fault. When you record and don't edit stupid shit is going to happen and that we do for you. so feel shame...

i got sick. not siiiick but like sick.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Strap in we going for a ride. Where to? I have no idea but it isn't about the destination it is about the journey right? Well we always give a journey. Good bad ugly we give a journey. What you do with our nonsense is up to you but everything can be a lesson.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

yea this must have been a very drunk episode cause I don't remember even beginning to record...  so come along on this journey of discovery with me... I feel like this has been happening more often so maybe I have a problem but you know what they say... ignorance is bliss... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

A shallow dive in to anthropology and why we clearly need to apologized for recording this... not that we should ever be particularly proud... we get some back up and we talk some shit.... don't worry everything we say is a lie... even that... and that... and that... and Send us Fan Mail Support the show

I told you we had friends... Covid is officially over and we can bring back guests to pester and hopefully add to the debauchery. This is hopefully the first of many with friends...  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

we recorded and forgot about it... so... you know about the same as us Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Space the final frontier... Until the next one... Like eventually we will find another... TIME? That has to be one... Dimensions... space is like the first final frontier. But China is well underway with a MOON BASE!!!! maybe... what the fuck do we know... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

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The future is coming and it is coming fast. Pick your team: Team AI or Team Woke. In the end it doesn't matter you will die in a very mundane way. If that sounds sad you are focused on the wrong thing. The point is enjoy your life. Sit down have a beer and talk so bullshit with some friends.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

New year New podcast! We take a stab at being a sports podcast. It took a while but we realized that we are both non athletic idiots and have no place talking about sports. So we will abandon the idea till the super bowl and learn this lesson all over again... We also talked about gay men and how they stabbed straight men in the back.... and not the kind of back stabbing you are thinking... you ar...

Gum is secretly controlling the world. I know it you know it the world is blind to it. It should be free. It literally grows on trees.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

A little bit Christmas. A lotta bit grinch. Life death and the pursuit of leaving me the fuck alone. I don't know why it is so hard for people to understand that as our society and culture change so too must our traditions. Luckily for us getting drunk and being egotistically will never go out of style. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Were you homeschooled? THEN GO AWAY THIS IS NOT FOR YOU!! YOU ARE WEIRD AND PROBABLY STICKY AND AWKWARD! Ok now that those goofy fucks are gone we love homeschooled kids. Its like a litmus test for normal. Elon musk was probably a homeschooler. So... yup thats it. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Life and all of its terribleness. Luckily we are armed with sarcasm and alcohol.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show