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It is clear that everyone has vastly different childhoods but sometimes it becomes evident exactly HOW different. That being said I was bullied and i think it made me stronger. Parker's level of bullying in high school however blew my mind. Good or bad like it or not bullying will always exist in some way or another... it is built into us. So listen to this episode or ill give you a swirly Se...

That is it we peaked... not in a good way. In a we got too greedy way. I think there were like 18 people in the room on this one... i contemplated not posting it cause i think it gets a little to crowded but what do i care you guys don't pay me i have nothing to prove to you. I am barely even worrying about Capitalization...  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Ok back to normal. Which also mean normal lack of my ability to post things on time... But they say waiting makes things much sweeter... so enjoy the fucking diabetes!!! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Ok so not 100% back on schedule but shit happens. We are working on it... kinda. Like we work and do this but not at the same time. So very loosely using all those terms. Basically you get what you get when you get it and if it is good it is our fault if it is bad it is your fault. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Hopefully we are back to our normally scheduling or happening cause we don't schedule shit.. Either way we are back to our obnoxious thoughts and beliefs... Luckily long time listeners and recent participants Nick and James seem to be, at least for the time being, a more consistent reprieve from parker and my own stupidity. So enjoy a more honed version of your normally programed BS Send us F...

It has been a whirlwind of a year... Sorry for the lack of posts. We hopefully will be getting back at it on a normal schedule soon. here is something to tide you over till then Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Ok it has been a busy holiday season. So we snuck in some recording close to the end of the year and am posting it now as we have not had time to record. It happens. I am sorry. But until we make that joe rogan money you may just have to wait sometimes... so lets hope this was worth waiting for!... hint: it wasnt Send us Fan Mail Support the show

SO?! how do you like them? Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Sisyphus is a well known man (myth? legend?) who constantly pushed a boulder up a hill that is this podcast.... we work so hard for you and you give us nothing. You guys really need to pick it up Send us Fan Mail Support the show

You know we did a koala episode so.... ITS KANGAROO TIME!!! but this episode is not really about that... just got enough significance to be in the title... so pouch up and enjoy while we court you.... not everything is fair.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

You know how it is... you just sitting there minding your own business then BOOM Poäng a top IKEA seller pops in your head... and you are like sure i can build it myself but i would trust someone who is actually trained to put it together and pay a bit more.... how did this take off? Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Two things that will survive a nuke.  Oh shit and this podcast!.... but probably a bunch of other ones too cause they are data and what not ok clearly a bunch of shit would survive a nuke... enjoy cause you never know what happens tomorrow.... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

OK well clearly war is on everyone's mind recently and personally i use it like a cold shower mid coitus to keep my little soldier from shooting early but that is not what this episode is about... or is it? Pretty sure we solved the middle east whole thing... don't know the specifics but we solved it....  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

In this thought-provoking episode of our podcast series, we delve deep into the fascinating concept of an AI presidency. Join us as we explore the potential implications, challenges, and benefits of an Artificial Intelligence system taking the reins of a nation. Our expert guests, renowned AI researchers and political scientists, engage in a captivating discussion on various aspects of an AI presi...

You know what its like to be really smart? NO? Well let me tell you! It is awesome but also not. Sorry let me dumb it down for you so you can understand.... It good but also not good. Anyway this episode is kinda about that... but also kinda not.... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Shoes? Is this one about stupid shoes? probably... so crocs and i don't know cowboy boots? Yea most shoes are legit but those ones just dumb so STOP IT. I wanna go back to some normal ass shoes... but lets be real this is clearly not about shoes... The titles are always misleading... maybe Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Politics... of course it had to be politics. and race relations... you know those hot topics no one should talk about cause you will never win anyone over... yea that is what we did... maybe... i dont remeber Send us Fan Mail Support the show

If there are three things I like its titties and documentaries. So come along and learn new things to correct the old new things you thought you learned a long time ago.... You will understand what i mean later... (   )(   )!!! Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Opening quip. Inquisitive retort. Questionable resolution! Impressive tie in. Funny pun. Throwback to a thing in the episode. Invitation to listen... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Oh man ren fair is a hell of a time. If you are not interested in that kind of thing you are wrong... Don't dress up if you don't want to but the people watching is worth everything. People are the worst and best thing in the world. Usually we focus on the bad but this time we probably also focus on the bad. We don't change much we are the rock in your life... YOU ARE WELCOME Send u...

Vikings are know to rape and pillage. So it should be socially acceptable to abuse them right? Cause two wrongs make a right? And so do three lefts... So this episode is on the up and up and you cant find anything wrong with it... who cares if we talk about drop kicking kids... some kids will be Hitler would you drop kick Hitler?! thought so now get off you high horse. Send us Fan Mail Support the...

Why are so many idioms farm based... or animal based... probs because that is what we know or what we think we know. But that would also be making an assumption in what we think we know so maybe we just make some shit up and drink some beers. Cause at the end of the day what else is there... beer and good, stupid, conversation. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Its a game and a study i don't know we were both so drunk we don't even remember recording it sooooo..... enjoy? Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Yeah you have thought it before. Sure they went to med school and learned a bunch. But they also opted to PAY for med school which is pretty retarded. And they spent 8 years in school and it is noted that this causes them to have poor social skills and bad bedside manner which sounds pretty retarded. Either way its all a sham health care is trash and we in no way address that in this episode.... s...

Not all Nazis were bad... like some babies didn't know they were Nazis. they were just forced to wear Maga hats and didn't know what it meant.... oh shit i may have revealed more than I wanted there... oh well NO EDITING... Moving on... we all have done dumb shit.... nobody is better than anyone else... freedom... AMERICA!!! listen and enjoy Send us Fan Mail Support the show