The Drink Tank

In the early 1990s there was a magical place that warmed our hearts, filled our bellies and satisfied our need for entertainment. It was a place for all ages; kids were entertained, teens got their first hjs or knuckle busters, and adults drank till they couldn't see straight and drove their families home. This place and many like it have become extinct and only the sad bone structures of our...

131 years ago today Nintendo was founded... that is just a fact. We don't talk about Nintendo so it really doesn't apply that much just thought it was cool. I guess we talk about video games so it kinda applies but that was coincidence. Statistically when that much of our lives are dedicated to video games we are going to end up talking about them. We also talk about masks and those were...

If having the word puppy in the title wasn't enough to get you to listen the why the fuck would this explanation do anything. Its a run of the mill episode. Nothing special. We talk about the same shit we always do... I don't even know why I write these anymore. If you read these comment or some shit. We still have an unused Reddit for discourse. And may eventually have a site for t-shir...

The world is our oyster but in this episode it is our museum. We tackle body issues and sex again.... cause is any podcast worth a shit if we don't talk about the driving force of society. Good whether side tracked us enough that the first 45ish mins of this podcast are lost to us... i guess till we listen, but i refuse to listen so gone and lost forever. Some listeners asked us to tackles th...

Hopefully capping off a disturbing trend where the podcast is basically a beacon for our petty egos we lay out our double standards and try to find where they took root. Jesus Christ the women in our lives have failed us and we flail and fail to understand something like 48% of the population... (god that one child policy really fucked our numbers). Clearly there is a one track mind recently betwe...

"Pure brilliance from beginning to end. From the moment i walked in the setting was immaculate. About half way through i got angry due to an emotional uproar but i settled down. The rest of the podcast had Jenkins cleaning up after Parker and really driving points home. 5 star for Jenkins 2.33333 stars for Parker"  - Parker "Not that Parker" Hennessy "We ummmm dove into um...

Many new experiences but all the same conversation topics. If you thought that we would be out of material after two episodes you will be surprised how far we can stretch the same four topics after 25+.... We are still drunk and crotchety but we got a new mic so maybe our topics are dull but our sound quality is sharp as porcupine penis. Tackling our first requested topic we rapidly insure we wont...

Arguments are not always fights but today they are! Its all fisticuffs from the get go. Blood is shed and nobody is happy. You better stretch and hydrate with some infused water cause you gonna cramp up in this high stakes knock down drag out. Verbal sparring is equally as cool as physical sparring right?! RIGHT?! Ok fine maybe not but you can't watch a real fight during your commute so you m...

Ricky PACMAN jones joins us for a deep dive into kombucha. Like the drink we are lightly alcoholic and promote a healthy gut biome. Pacman takes us on a light tour of his life and views on some of our regular topics.  Phoning it in is always APPropriate for us and our views on the electronic assistant in everyone pockets are on point.  Like always we fall apart and end up just talking about poop a...

Long winded and pretty bitchy but all around not bad. The world is full of problems and while we cant solve any of them we should as hell will burn them for gas. Leaning on the hyperbolic crutch that all old med lean on we eviscerate the mentalities of our younger selves and peers. With reckless abandon we reflect upon the people we used to be and twist our ideas and actions to make us seem way co...

Hot damn. No seriously SO fucking hot. The temperature may be rising but the hot tracks keep dropin!! We started with high ambitions but were made to be the bitch to the all powerful sun. I don't know how people could possibly live in Reno. Holy crap. Just because it is spelled like dessert doesn't mean it is a sweet cool treat. The heat made us tap out earlier but we picked back up afte...

Sometimes a break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life is what you need to reignite your love of the mundane aspects of your life. Parker is in rare form after a week away. Cause usually he is boring as shit but this episode, guys, this episode he is lightly tolerable. We are going to start a gofund me to send him away more often so we could be a better podcast. He needs vacation for YOUR b...

Summer may have been delayed but time shares don't expire. We have already submitted out time off and whether it is worth it to travel or not we are obligated to fulfill our vacation plans. Will everything be closed? Will we end up with the dreaded but sexy mask tan line? Do our masks take away from human interaction? If you think we have any better insight into this than you then take a long...

By now we all know that our milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but its not better than your it is just different in a way that attracts more boys and QUALITY boys for that matter. But you too can dip into this frosty shake and learn a thing or two about stepping out of your comfart zone. Take a walk in our shoes as we take a walk in other peoples shoes its like shoeception. But like totally...

As promised the political embargo is over. Exposing our views on some current events and opening up Pandora's box is just what you need to get your day started. Hot takes and cold beers fluctuate our political climate into catastrophic misunderstandings whether we mean to or not. As always feel free to comment and contradict our probable mistaken beliefs on our reddit page. https://www.reddit...

A quick one off after a long day of reflective drinking yields a questionable retrospective on society today. Taking off our political shackles we wade into undiscovered territory before we quickly retreat back to our comfort zone. We will not be bested however and we will be back. Time limitations streamline our consciousness as ethanol fuels our drive.  We vent out frustrations from school to pa...

After a long hiatus Parker and Jenkins are back in action.  Life gets complicated sometimes and we are left with no time to do the things we truly enjoy but not even liver cirrhosis can keep us from drinking and bullshitting. Since commentary on things we have no knowledge or expertise on has been our wheel house, we don't try to stray far from what we know. Band together with us and reach fo...

Rewriting history and a possible new straight to TV movie, P and J continue to shake their booty and shiver their timbers. In a mostly nautical themes episode the whiskey isn't the only thing that is watered down. So is the entertaining content! History may be written by the victors but it is rewritten by the inebriated and our version is better (and just a plausible... shut up what do you kn...

There isn't always mushroom for a third but Doctor Giggaloni (DDS, MDT, PDF, RSS, PTA, LMNOP) leaves us wanting spore. A deep trip into the social implications of hallucinogenics and an unwanted nor warranted take from 3 manly men on sex in cinema brings lights to the dark moist corners of our society. Like always the facts may be loose but who needs facts when your set and setting predetermi...

We all have drinks that can no longer be drunk and thinks that can no longer be thunk. Off the golf links these two undeniable hunks banter playfully as minx as they lay in their bunks. Swirling their glasses and downing another they prove they are asses and bring shame to their mothers. With silver tongues out whipping and lashing their exhausting their lungs their lives a rehashing. For too long...

In the alcoholics anonymous system alcoholic based offenses are consider especially hilarious. In Bellingham Washington the inebriated individuals that partake in these vivacious events are members of an elite squad known as the TheDrinkTank unit. These are their stories... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

The goal posts have been moved again as we stare down the barrel of another month of isolation. As the government flirts with opening back up we flirt with nothing and nobody cause we are all alone. Isn't isolation considered a punishment in jail? Well where the weak minds break ours have flourished. You can't break what is already broken I guess. With television and video games being ou...

Its been a long month but the light at the end of the tunnel is starting to glow. As the country prepares to open our opinionated bullshit discovers its second wind. When nothing happens to you on a daily basis new topics are hard to find but luckily our green asses can recycle like nobodies business. We finally break down and address the elephant in the room directly and it is not just Jenkins. D...

AAAAAAAND were back. It's been a while but don't worry we are professionals and our exceptional skill of drinking and bull-shitting has not been lost. Travel back to a simpler time when you believed you could fly or breath fire. What happened? Maybe you just stopped practicing or maybe you just don't got it. Magic and imagination are like sports, the harder you work at them the bett...

Throwback Thursday and damn do we have an arm. Travel back in time to a safer place when your crush ignored you and the boners had no cause. Hormones rage as we reflect upon who we were and what made us tick. Putting our age on display we rock the stoop and wave our canes at the new age ideals. OH how wrong they are and how right we were. Can we apply our predisposed gender stereotypes to be succe...