The Drink Tank

Firstly I would like all the pedophiles to go away. Like all the previous titles this is two loosely related topic we talk about... this is not about cornholing children so go away. I mean listen but we don't support you or your proclivities.  We have a sporting conversation of what is and isnt ok to be serious about and while Parker was SUPER wrong we let him live in his fantasy world. He do...

Throwback Tuesday? We never intend to do anything but we stumbled upon a nostalgic hole. Just long enough to relive the glory days without insisting upon them. We then start what will hopefully be a longer topic on Santa and his new role in todays day and age. Its the end of a long year so we may have to stretch some shit out. So tune in next week when we do what we said we would do... which I alr...

Thanksgiving is the worst. I don't mean the food cause that shit is delicious. I mean the obligations. Some people love their families and even I enjoy spending time with my family at times. But tying up a day in the middle of one of the only long vacations of the year with all this bullshit is just ridiculous. Can we not just do our family shit on some other weekend and enjoy our time off. I...

Ok so there is no actual organization to this podcast. If you have heard one you know what I am talking about. This falls deep within out lack of organization and really should just be titled stream of consciousness.  We get drunk and talk about nothing. There is nothing special about this episode but lets be honest you are not reading this anyway. This is fluff. This makes it seem like we have so...

TheDrinkTank is a podcast meant for people with excess time and weak agendas. Those who consume TheDrinkTank may experience depression, confusion, loss of appetite, lack of sleep, auditory and visual disturbances, rectal incontinence, and overstimulation of the funny bone. If your funny bone is stimulated from 4 or more hours please seek medical help. TheDrinkTank is not considered safe for those...

The elections are done but the civil war is still to come. The world is changing but if you are looking for a little bit of consistency we are here for you. We solve some world problems with no regard for the cost or collateral damages to our solutions. We have clearly learned from politics. Our solutions lead us to what may be the base problems to how our society has decided to choose our work fo...

When two men come together and have an abundance of ignorance and want to share their ignorance with the world. One man spends his money on server space from an online site and the other man inserts his card into a machine to upgrade their microphone so people don't judge his audio prowess. After nine months a podcast is born... People love their own podcast but HATE every other one cause it...

Their creepy and their kooky. Talk about their Poopy. Their all together Loopy. The DrinkTank Halloween! Their podcast is alright. And this time with a fright! They are not very bright. The DrinkTank Halloween. Drunk! Wrong! Angry! So turn the volume up. And come and say whats up! Were gonna get fucked up! The DrinkTank Halloween! Their creepy and their kooky. Talk about their Poopy. Their all tog...

The problem with podcasting is that it is one of the only means by which introverts can express themselves in an extroverted way. The only way to get new content, however, is to go out and be extroverted. You would think that COVID would be a great way to subvert this issue as we can now go out and experience life outside the comfortable walls at home and avoid personal interactions but this is ju...

Like the super bowl hangover we stall a bit after last weeks performance. I am not going to pretend that we bring more than like... half an episode. BAC and general frustration rise as the time ticks by. But I want to stress that it is still totally worth a listen... but don't feel bad if you want to tune out at the end. I get it... We are not for everybody. Enjoy what you can and well... tun...

Long hiatus  due to extenuating circumcisions butt we don't dick around with this podcast and we came back long and hard. As you can see the dick jokes are on fleek or whatever the millennials say these days. If you are a regular listener this will not disappoint but if this is your first listen you should know that these synopses don't and won't ever tell you anything. Tune in and...

In the early 1990s there was a magical place that warmed our hearts, filled our bellies and satisfied our need for entertainment. It was a place for all ages; kids were entertained, teens got their first hjs or knuckle busters, and adults drank till they couldn't see straight and drove their families home. This place and many like it have become extinct and only the sad bone structures of our...

131 years ago today Nintendo was founded... that is just a fact. We don't talk about Nintendo so it really doesn't apply that much just thought it was cool. I guess we talk about video games so it kinda applies but that was coincidence. Statistically when that much of our lives are dedicated to video games we are going to end up talking about them. We also talk about masks and those were...

If having the word puppy in the title wasn't enough to get you to listen the why the fuck would this explanation do anything. Its a run of the mill episode. Nothing special. We talk about the same shit we always do... I don't even know why I write these anymore. If you read these comment or some shit. We still have an unused Reddit for discourse. And may eventually have a site for t-shir...

The world is our oyster but in this episode it is our museum. We tackle body issues and sex again.... cause is any podcast worth a shit if we don't talk about the driving force of society. Good whether side tracked us enough that the first 45ish mins of this podcast are lost to us... i guess till we listen, but i refuse to listen so gone and lost forever. Some listeners asked us to tackles th...

Hopefully capping off a disturbing trend where the podcast is basically a beacon for our petty egos we lay out our double standards and try to find where they took root. Jesus Christ the women in our lives have failed us and we flail and fail to understand something like 48% of the population... (god that one child policy really fucked our numbers). Clearly there is a one track mind recently betwe...

"Pure brilliance from beginning to end. From the moment i walked in the setting was immaculate. About half way through i got angry due to an emotional uproar but i settled down. The rest of the podcast had Jenkins cleaning up after Parker and really driving points home. 5 star for Jenkins 2.33333 stars for Parker"  - Parker "Not that Parker" Hennessy "We ummmm dove into um...

Many new experiences but all the same conversation topics. If you thought that we would be out of material after two episodes you will be surprised how far we can stretch the same four topics after 25+.... We are still drunk and crotchety but we got a new mic so maybe our topics are dull but our sound quality is sharp as porcupine penis. Tackling our first requested topic we rapidly insure we wont...

Arguments are not always fights but today they are! Its all fisticuffs from the get go. Blood is shed and nobody is happy. You better stretch and hydrate with some infused water cause you gonna cramp up in this high stakes knock down drag out. Verbal sparring is equally as cool as physical sparring right?! RIGHT?! Ok fine maybe not but you can't watch a real fight during your commute so you m...

Ricky PACMAN jones joins us for a deep dive into kombucha. Like the drink we are lightly alcoholic and promote a healthy gut biome. Pacman takes us on a light tour of his life and views on some of our regular topics.  Phoning it in is always APPropriate for us and our views on the electronic assistant in everyone pockets are on point.  Like always we fall apart and end up just talking about poop a...

Long winded and pretty bitchy but all around not bad. The world is full of problems and while we cant solve any of them we should as hell will burn them for gas. Leaning on the hyperbolic crutch that all old med lean on we eviscerate the mentalities of our younger selves and peers. With reckless abandon we reflect upon the people we used to be and twist our ideas and actions to make us seem way co...

Hot damn. No seriously SO fucking hot. The temperature may be rising but the hot tracks keep dropin!! We started with high ambitions but were made to be the bitch to the all powerful sun. I don't know how people could possibly live in Reno. Holy crap. Just because it is spelled like dessert doesn't mean it is a sweet cool treat. The heat made us tap out earlier but we picked back up afte...

Sometimes a break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life is what you need to reignite your love of the mundane aspects of your life. Parker is in rare form after a week away. Cause usually he is boring as shit but this episode, guys, this episode he is lightly tolerable. We are going to start a gofund me to send him away more often so we could be a better podcast. He needs vacation for YOUR b...

Summer may have been delayed but time shares don't expire. We have already submitted out time off and whether it is worth it to travel or not we are obligated to fulfill our vacation plans. Will everything be closed? Will we end up with the dreaded but sexy mask tan line? Do our masks take away from human interaction? If you think we have any better insight into this than you then take a long...

By now we all know that our milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but its not better than your it is just different in a way that attracts more boys and QUALITY boys for that matter. But you too can dip into this frosty shake and learn a thing or two about stepping out of your comfart zone. Take a walk in our shoes as we take a walk in other peoples shoes its like shoeception. But like totally...