The Drink Tank

By now we all know that our milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but its not better than your it is just different in a way that attracts more boys and QUALITY boys for that matter. But you too can dip into this frosty shake and learn a thing or two about stepping out of your comfart zone. Take a walk in our shoes as we take a walk in other peoples shoes its like shoeception. But like totally...

As promised the political embargo is over. Exposing our views on some current events and opening up Pandora's box is just what you need to get your day started. Hot takes and cold beers fluctuate our political climate into catastrophic misunderstandings whether we mean to or not. As always feel free to comment and contradict our probable mistaken beliefs on our reddit page. https://www.reddit...

A quick one off after a long day of reflective drinking yields a questionable retrospective on society today. Taking off our political shackles we wade into undiscovered territory before we quickly retreat back to our comfort zone. We will not be bested however and we will be back. Time limitations streamline our consciousness as ethanol fuels our drive.  We vent out frustrations from school to pa...

After a long hiatus Parker and Jenkins are back in action.  Life gets complicated sometimes and we are left with no time to do the things we truly enjoy but not even liver cirrhosis can keep us from drinking and bullshitting. Since commentary on things we have no knowledge or expertise on has been our wheel house, we don't try to stray far from what we know. Band together with us and reach fo...

Rewriting history and a possible new straight to TV movie, P and J continue to shake their booty and shiver their timbers. In a mostly nautical themes episode the whiskey isn't the only thing that is watered down. So is the entertaining content! History may be written by the victors but it is rewritten by the inebriated and our version is better (and just a plausible... shut up what do you kn...

There isn't always mushroom for a third but Doctor Giggaloni (DDS, MDT, PDF, RSS, PTA, LMNOP) leaves us wanting spore. A deep trip into the social implications of hallucinogenics and an unwanted nor warranted take from 3 manly men on sex in cinema brings lights to the dark moist corners of our society. Like always the facts may be loose but who needs facts when your set and setting predetermi...

We all have drinks that can no longer be drunk and thinks that can no longer be thunk. Off the golf links these two undeniable hunks banter playfully as minx as they lay in their bunks. Swirling their glasses and downing another they prove they are asses and bring shame to their mothers. With silver tongues out whipping and lashing their exhausting their lungs their lives a rehashing. For too long...

In the alcoholics anonymous system alcoholic based offenses are consider especially hilarious. In Bellingham Washington the inebriated individuals that partake in these vivacious events are members of an elite squad known as the TheDrinkTank unit. These are their stories... Send us Fan Mail Support the show

The goal posts have been moved again as we stare down the barrel of another month of isolation. As the government flirts with opening back up we flirt with nothing and nobody cause we are all alone. Isn't isolation considered a punishment in jail? Well where the weak minds break ours have flourished. You can't break what is already broken I guess. With television and video games being ou...

Its been a long month but the light at the end of the tunnel is starting to glow. As the country prepares to open our opinionated bullshit discovers its second wind. When nothing happens to you on a daily basis new topics are hard to find but luckily our green asses can recycle like nobodies business. We finally break down and address the elephant in the room directly and it is not just Jenkins. D...

AAAAAAAND were back. It's been a while but don't worry we are professionals and our exceptional skill of drinking and bull-shitting has not been lost. Travel back to a simpler time when you believed you could fly or breath fire. What happened? Maybe you just stopped practicing or maybe you just don't got it. Magic and imagination are like sports, the harder you work at them the bett...

Throwback Thursday and damn do we have an arm. Travel back in time to a safer place when your crush ignored you and the boners had no cause. Hormones rage as we reflect upon who we were and what made us tick. Putting our age on display we rock the stoop and wave our canes at the new age ideals. OH how wrong they are and how right we were. Can we apply our predisposed gender stereotypes to be succe...

You may have had to wait for a few days for this episode to drop but as far as we are concerned no time had passed at all. Well doggone it. I have practically no idea what we talked about so... like... maybe there are references that you won't get... or call backs that you will not get to enjoy fully. I don't know. Just go back and listen to the last one again cause OMG. O. M. G. Ok did...

The shackles of monthly limitations have unlocked and left us unburdened for another 12 hours. We may have gone a little overboard creating our first 2 parter due to a note that 3 hours is too long for an episode. To paint the best picture we have not lost a step of stupidity or boldness. The challenges of social distancing become more prevalent and tensions rise leading to the obvious apocalypse...

There is a time and place for everything but lets be honest that is a complete lie. Jam with us again as we take on the lesser discussed ideas from everyday life. Your friends will be jelly with the insights discovered from our banal analysis from childhood. Raise your mug and chug-a-lug while we for no discernible reason preserve our dumbest ideas on the old WWW. Ideas for a new topic that will a...

Deep into quarantine the mind become more permanently pickled. While the drinks may flow, the psyche is too damaged from isolation that the effects are nil. Schools are out and so are our inhibitions. We band together to grasp to some shred of sanity with bubbly discourse on the state of affairs today. Hungry for a slice of normalcy we battle to wits end on today's most prominent issues.  Sen...

You can't quarantine stupidity and we don't even try. Shot down at the golf course on the first beautiful day on the season we opt to take out frustrations out on the air waves. Throwing shade at many problems we overcome the impending Apocalypse with alcohol and caffeine.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show

Being drunk is not the right time to determine the right way of doing things but P and J plow through that fact and delve deep into bananas and super powers. Can robots over take and replace the human existence? If they can't drink while doing it who cares. Grab a drink and join in on the intoxicating mundane arguments that plague the human condition. Questions comments and concerns can be di...

After a rocky launch in the podcast world P and J are back at it again with a vodka soaked take on the deeper aspects of life. The ever moving goal posts of a topic ebb and flow like the tide of a 3 mooned planet. The vast absence of knowledge is expertly wielded in a battle of hypothetical scenarios with absolutely no conclusions before launching into a new vaguely similar topic. In true fashion...

Tequila sunrises and unsupported arguments for your bathroom and afterlife queries... https://www.reddit.com/r/Thedrinktank/ Send us Fan Mail Support the show