Tom Drake
The Daily Cruise and Travel News ”Podcast” with Tom Drake
After almost 30 years of performing stand-up comedy on cruise ships worldwide, Tom Drake has seen everything, done everything, and so now he knows everything! That is why he is called the "Guru of the Seas." His podcast, which delivers all of the day's cruise and travel news, can be heard every Monday through Friday, as Tom says, wherever people "pod their cast." Offering an "unfiltered view" of the cruise and travel industry, Tom delivers the news and then gives his opinion on what it all means. As Tom says, "It's the day's news with a bit of commentary." If you are a fan of cruising, or mayb...
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Jul 11, 2026
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June 5, 2026 Canadians are still coming to Florida. Who wouldn't? 05.06.2026 36:43
Some dreamers are still hoping to build Freedom City. A 1-mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people. Not a dream. A nightmare. Some crazy Greeks picketed the arrival of an Israeli cruise ship in support of Palestine. John Heald, Carnival's Global Ambassador, has had enough of that Facebook stuff! Are overpriced hotels, and in-house historians the latest fad for the rich?
June 4, 2026 Atta Boy! A Carnival guest rescues another passenger who fell off the pier in Costa Maya! 04.06.2026 37:41
NCL cancels three months of cruises on Norwegian Viva with no explanation! Santorini officials have decided that 70% of cruise ship guests will not be allowed to use the easy access to the island. International airfares are going down because the Guru thinks no one wants to go to Europe! Rooms are going fast for the funniest cruise you will ever sail!
June 3, 2026 The Norovirus outbreak on Lindblad might not have been Norovirus! 03.06.2026 37:52
Protesters shut down the roads around Costa Maya, preventing cruises from seeing ruins! Hotel bosses meet in New York to tell each other it's not as bad as they thought it was, and it's probably as good as the Guru said it was! The new Viking Mira is slightly larger than Crystal Symphony and will carry 400 more guests. Is owning NCL Holdings stock a good bet?
June 2, 2026. Disney Cruise cracks down on door magnets and wine lovers! 02.06.2026 32:33
Hilton will roll out a new brand rather than improve the quality of the brands they already have! Carnival Corporation admits that over 6 million people had their private information released in a breach. A juvenile delinquent on a United plane forced the aircraft to return because his Bluetooth description was bomb!
JUne 1, 2026. Only the Brits would book a cruise without knowing the itierary! 01.06.2026 37:43
An Alcatraz ferry in San Francisco slams into the pier. No injuries reported; lawsuits to follow. The owner of Morton's Steakhouse buys up half of Vegas! The captain of the Silver Whisper rescues a stranded sailor and the rich people applaud! Book any Crystal Cruise now with Best at Sea Tours and receive an additional $250 and on board credit. New bookings only.
May 29, 2026 Oceania says goodbye to Regatra in August. Australia says hello. 29.05.2026 30:18
High school graduations down south remind you that we live in the greatest country in the world! Lunch at the Cheesecake Factory in Clayton, North Carolina, reminds us why the cruise industry is so sucessful and so much better than anything offered on land. Alamo rental car and Embassy Suites in Raleigh, North Carolina got it done for the guru. Great job!! Princess send three ships that they can't...
May 28, 2026 DHS Boss doubles down on threats to pull CPB officers from sanctuary city airports> 28.05.2026 25:24
Storylines-the wannabe Residence cruise company says it has money now! A Greek cement truck collides with a tour bus. Guests are late to the ship, and someone's new sidewalk doesn't get finished! In search of more revenue, Marriott is partnering with Resort Pass to fill its hotels with guests who are not staying there! What is cruisecompete.com?
May 27, 2026 Seattle made NCL jump through liberal hoops to renew their agreement! 27.05.2026 31:14
Security at Avalon Airport shut down the airport because of one guy's laser hair remover! The cruise port in Boston tells visitors it will operate out of a tent for two years while it attempts to renovate. Almost an improvement. After hearing what guests who were on the antivirus ship went through, cruisers with norovirus should feel like they won the lottery. The Guru is considering sailing on th...
May 26, 2026 DHS boss upsets travel indutry leaders! 26.05.2026 35:59
Carnival brand ambassador Heald says it's silly if guests complain about material in an R-rated comedy show. He's right. The GoldBelt Tram in Juneau is undergoing a bureaucratic proctology exam after the accident. It won't be opening anytime soon. Some cruise lines are restricting guests from putting anything on the doors for safety and overall appearance. It's trashy. Crystal Cruises announces th...
May 25, 2026. Memorial Day...a time to remember. 25.05.2026 32:56
Carnival is being sued by a guest who burned his feet on a hot deck. He's asking for $5 million. 500,000 per toe. Sounds like a reach! Costa will find you $70 if you leave the dirty plate in the hallway. That's more than they pay the room steward for the day. Based on current cruise line sales, no one is giving up cruising because of Hantivirus!
May 22, 2026 Only 16 million Canadians came to the U.S. last year. Isn't that enough? 22.05.2026 32:17
Carnival Cruise Line put the wrong person on the no-sail list and was not very helpful. Incorrect in the error! The Guru loves this. Carnival will place an emblem on every bow to celebrate 250 years of America the Beautiful! Brand USA is building a program specifically to attract Canadians back to the US! The Guru is not sure it is needed. The US Supreme Court rules against the cruise lines in the...
May 21, 2026 Boston airport opens a terminal in the woods to pre-screen Jet Blue customers! 21.05.2026 34:34
Will TSA Plus replace TSA Minus? The CEO of the Hantavirus ship says, "Don't worry, we're financially resilient." Thanks for that. The head of the US travel association, Geoff "with a G" Freeman, is still complaining about the US government!! One Carnival guest is upset because he didn't have a digital clock in his room? No jokes about whether he can tell time!
May 20, 2026 a ceiling falls on guests head on NCL. Another Fincantieri extravaganza. 20.05.2026 35:49
Aurora Expeditions will now take only women to the coldest part of the world! Good idea? The Mexican government says no to Royal Caribbean's expansion of Costa Maya. They prefer the ruins. Airlines and hotels got together to gather enough signatures in Los Angeles to prevent the city council from implementing the $ 30-an-hour wage. Strong-Arm Hollywood style.
May 19, 2026 Soon, housekeepers in NYC will earn 100K per year to change sheets! 19.05.2026 33:45
Princess decides to completely change a ship's itinerary in 2027. This is a new trend in the business. The US government is considering not requiring five years of social media history to obtain a visa, even though employees enjoy reading other people's gossip. The mayor of Barcelona wants to charge even more money for cruise ship guests to have their pocket picked in the city! Does NCL intentiona...
May 18, 2026. Washington Post publishes another hit piece on the cruise industry! 18.05.2026 29:21
Has CLIA become the UN of the cruise industry? A federal judge overturns some of the Bar Harbor cruise ship ban! Well, the Caribbean is upsetting many of its guests because the waterpark is not available at all times. Allegiant and Sun Country airlines have merged and the Guru doesn't even know who they are!
May 15, 2026 Torstein is stepping down. Go get the Aquavit! 15.05.2026 35:00
The FBI has had enough, and they arrested two female Carnival guests for a slap fest by the front desk. Guests on the cruise ship with the Noovirus outbreak in France were let off the ship and given a roll of toilet paper at the gangway. The very optimistic managers of the Port of Haifa just opened their new $5.5 million terminal. Viking announces that business is so good. The boss can retire!
May 14, 2026 Why doesn't CLIA ever fight back against the incorrect norovirus narrative? 14.05.2026 33:09
MSC is rolling out a new app that will help you have less contact with the crew. Lufthansa plans to acquire 90% of the former Alitalia as long as the bloated bureaucrats approve it! The French government holds 1700 cruise guests hostage because they didn't wash their hands! Royal Caribbean warns guests that they are not responsible for the junk they put on their door!
May 13, 2026 Sorry, but people who rent scooters on ships ahould read the manual! 13.05.2026 36:18
John Chidsey has all the answers to fix NCL Holdings. But does he? 200 different ships will visit the Caribbean this year because it's cheap and convenient! The port of Victoria remains very popular despite the outcry of the residents who live near the pier! Carnival Cruise Line is being sued by a woman who took a turn too fast with a rental scooter!
May 12, 2026 Should cruise ship piers have rails for safety? 12.05.2026 34:29
Azamara will be spending money on the ships and looking for non-English-speaking guests. The Guru is not worried about Hantavirus. Trust the CDC? Soon, the Crystal Serenity will have a pool bar? The Guru will be there! Vessel inspections on cruise ships have increased despite staff cuts. How about that?
May 11, 2026 Tomorrow at Perfect Day at Coco Cay you will be perfectly sober! 11.05.2026 31:53
Even with fewer Canadians showing up, Orlando tourism numbers go up! There is no reason to panic about the Hantavirus! Sadly, the Guru will never be invited to join Delta 360! Listeners report to the Guru that the boarding process for the Norwegian Jewel in Philadelphia was hassle-free!
May 8, 2026 Disney crew members arrested in San Diego were involved in child, pornography, and exploitation. 08.05.2026 33:51
The Guru hired a public relations agency that delivered negative PR! Carnival is turning one of the ships into an adults-only ship so they can have more grown-ups. Grownups on Carnival.. probably not Neurovirus strikes Caribbean Princess, but as usual, mostly among guests who don't wash their hands! AOL Travel publishes an article telling us that the worst cruise ship buffet is on Carnival. Duh!
MAY 7, 2026 Holland America and Disney crewmembers arrested in San Diego. 07.05.2026 36:36
Consumer Reports names Lindblatt Expeditions the best cruise line. Except it's not a cruise ship. Guests on board the Hantavirus ship were able to leave in Spain! Disney reports very good numbers despite all the angst about the economy and the war! Marriott also had good numbers thanks to their select hotel business!
May 6, 2026 No leaving the ship yet for the Hantavirus cruisers! 06.05.2026 29:56
Are the hantavirus guests being held hostage on that Dutch ship? Another Carnival guest ends up in handcuffs after punching a teenager in the mouth! Malta officials have stuck their noses in the air, and they only want rich people to visit! Spirit Airlines lawyers ask the court for permission to sell every asset quickly. Facebook marketplace is good.!!
May 5, 2026 Could NCL Holdings really be as bad as Chidsey says it is! 05.05.2026 34:42
NCL guest passes away while snorkeling in the Bahamas! A Magistrate in DC apologizes to the White House shooter because his Airbnb isn't up to snuff!! The DOT secretary said there will be no handouts to the budget airlines. Join the Guru live on Facebook at 10 AM!
May 4, 2026 Fuel prices are not the reason Spirit collapsed. 04.05.2026 35:38
Hantavirus is not common in the United States. Only 200 cases last year! The tram in Juneau slammed into the base and injured five employees. This is why the guru never rides the tram! Carnival Corporation is facing lawsuits after being hacked by the Shiny Guys! The United flight that landed in Newark arrived safely but took out a tractor-trailer, a jeep, and a light pole.
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