Tom Drake
The Daily Cruise and Travel News ”Podcast” with Tom Drake
After almost 30 years of performing stand-up comedy on cruise ships worldwide, Tom Drake has seen everything, done everything, and so now he knows everything! That is why he is called the "Guru of the Seas." His podcast, which delivers all of the day's cruise and travel news, can be heard every Monday through Friday, as Tom says, wherever people "pod their cast." Offering an "unfiltered view" of the cruise and travel industry, Tom delivers the news and then gives his opinion on what it all means. As Tom says, "It's the day's news with a bit of commentary." If you are a fan of cruising, or mayb...
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Jul 11, 2026
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July 11, 2026 Buckle your seatbelts. A passenger on a Ryan air flight is almost sucked out of the window! 11.07.2026 32:09
Hilton Honors and Explora Journeys have joined forces, and your stay at the Homewood Suites will help you get a deal on a cruise! Carnival's new build, called the ACE class, will carry 8000 brawlers! Norwegian Cruise Line Holdings' request to stall the court case with Frank Del Rio is denied! Royal Caribbean announces the Wow band. A new better way to track your mutant children on the ship.
July 10, 2026 Egypt joins Turkey in banning the Gay charter on Virgin Voyages! 10.07.2026 34:42
No surprise here. JetBlue begins flying the old Spirit Airlines routes. Don't expect discount prices. The Guru plans to visit every historic bar in the Northeast this fall. The Mexican government changes its mind and will not allow cruise ships into the Loreto National Park. There has been no outcry from the cruise industry about the discrimination of gays by the countries of Egypt and Turkey. No...
July 9, 2026 Port Miami is about to lose their only fuel depot because someone dropped the ball! 09.07.2026 37:14
Crystal has once again been recognized as the world's top midsize-ship ocean cruise line in the 2026 Travel + Leisure World's Best Awards, finishing ahead of luxury competitors including Viking, Silversea, and Explora Journeys. Delta will now sell you first-class seats at low prices if you don't want the perks. It looks like Las Vegas has decided that it is a playground for the rich!
July 8, 2026 The FBI arrests a barber on Virgin Voyages for giving free massages to women! 08.07.2026 34:47
The Guru goes in search of America's oldest bars. It's historical research... one drink at a time! United Airlines sold window seats without windows. A judge says passengers deserve to see this one through! Rome's brand-new cruise port has been stopped by the courts. Apparently, even in Italy, paperwork can sink a ship. Iran is back in the headlines after another attack in the Strait of Hormuz. So...
July 6, 2026 Turkey denied entry to the Virgin's Scarlet Lady because it was an Atlantis charter with gays! 06.07.2026 33:20
Carnival guest sues the cruise line because her ATV overturned with her six-year-old daughter on board! Only in America. I'm ready. A British cruise ship is given the prime viewing location in the center of the Hudson River for the July 4th Celebration! Rubber Duck Hunting is now an activity on board some Royal Caribbean ships! The Turkish government says gay people are “known for behaviors incom...
July 3, 2026 Greek authorities arrest a cruise ship Captain in Corfu! Crazy! 03.07.2026 32:52
Ama Waterways' new ship will have a jukebox. Now that's entertainment. The hotel industry hired 70,000 workers in May, so no one got hired in June! Airline stocks are rising as fuel prices go down. Let's see what happens to the prices! Charleston will no longer welcome cruise ships. Does anybody care?
July 2, 2026 The new Terminal C at the Orlando airport is a disaster. 02.07.2026 31:44
Fred Olsen Cruise Line has produced a musical album that features old Brits humming! A Carnival restaurant manager saves an 11-month-old baby from choking to death. Well done! The Guru thinks that the new Royal Caribbean Discovery class will target guests who don't want Rugrats running around! Norovirus finds a home on the Ruby Princess and on Ocean Marina!
July 1, 2026 A widowed cruse guests spent 1.1 million on cruise ship art? Impossible! 01.07.2026 31:39
Four Seasons Yachts has announced that the next yacht they build will be smaller. That way, they might sell it out. The FAA has decided to waste time on whether to approve supersonic flights in America rather than fix the broken system! Travel and Leisure magazine says the best time to book some hotels is 10 to 14 days in advance. Risky. Many airlines in search of new business are offering stop-ov...
June 30, 2026 The Great Propeller Robbery Down Under and much more! 30.06.2026 30:06
Avis continues to live up to its new slogan. Instead of we try harder. It's we don't try it all. US Airlines lose $6 billion a year because they lose your luggage. Serves them right! Sun Princess did the right thing by dropping Corfu on the day 17,000 people will be there. The Guru was shocked to learn that many Australians are hooked on amphetamine. He always thought it was Fosters.
June 29, 2027 Carnival Cruise Lions celebrates 250 years of the greatest country in the world. 29.06.2026 25:04
The front desk clerk at the Trump International Resort in Florida has been arrested for fraud and misuse of a communication device. The girl is concerned about that last charge. The New York Times is reporting that airline lounges are too crowded, and now they want you to just grab something and go. Just when Lynn said Carnival Corporation took a little hit from the Iran war, but they will be fine...
June 27, 226 More on the Frank Del Rio saga. Still live from Nashville. 27.06.2026 26:48
MSC pulls the plug on sailing from New York City. Captain reverse your engines. Whale activists in Alaska are telling Royal Caribbean to slow down after it whacked a whale. One Casino in Las Vegas is asking guests to act even more childish than usual. 65,000 people, including the Guru will watch Alan Jackson's final concert tonight at Nissan Stadium in Nashville.
June 26, 2027 It's good deed Friday! Live from Nashville! 26.06.2026 22:16
The Canadian Coast Guard travels more than 500 miles to rescue three people from a disabled trimaran in the middle of the Pacific. Now that's going above and beyond! Carnival is expanding its meal donation program in the Dominican Republic, delivering even more food to those in need. Credit where it's due. Well done, Carnival! The FBI's Houston office is reminding cruise passengers to report any c...
JUne 25, 2026 LIve from Nashville! JetBlue welcomes a rat in their first class cabin! 25.06.2026 23:04
The Guru says some cruise lines have a lot of nerve. They gladly take your money, then turn around and change the entire itinerary after you’ve already booked. Another world-class Carnival brawl! This time, the action wasn’t onboard. It broke out in Miami after the cruise was over. The Guru is in Nashville for Alan Jackson’s final concert. And yes, there will be a full report. Sadly, cruise ships...
June 23, 2026 33,000 cruise visitors in one day in Nassau is NUTS! 23.06.2026 18:24
Bus drivers go on strike in Santorini, shutting down the island. Cruises are all canceled. Superstar Vanessa Williams will perform on Crystal this fall! Azamara rolls out a new ad campaign. The Guru is not that impressed. Europe is overheating and shutting down everything.
A senior Air Canada pilot is arrested for having fraudulent documents. I don't think sorry will bail him out of this mess 22.06.2026 32:05
A cell phone bursts into flames in the middle of a British Airways flight. Just what every passenger wants at 35,000 feet, a lithium-ion bonfire. Carnival Cruise Line and Emeril Lagasse say they’re taking onboard dining to the next level. On Carnival, that probably means Deck 12. Get ready for another overpriced wannabe cruise line. This one floating in under the Mercedes-Maybach name. Because app...
June 19, 2026 The airlines might be given up on the idea of a saving the planet by Tuesday! 19.06.2026 31:01
Carnival Cruise Line is toasting America’s 250th birthday with a bourbon from a 45-year-old brand owned by a company based in Britain. Nothing says American independence quite like a British-owned whiskey. Oops, they did it again. Royal Caribbean sold more cabins than it has beds on another Alaska cruise and is now asking some guests to admire the glaciers from their living rooms. The fireworks wo...
June 18, 2026 The Guru is somewhere in the Pacific on Crystal Symphony! 18.06.2026 25:57
Holland America is bringing back the farewell dinner celebration. The Guru loves this idea. JetBlue is cutting back operations in the Newark area and taking them to the Sunshine State. Joining the Exodus. The rental car industry is predicting great things for driverless cars. Good luck on that idea! What's your hands people? Norovirus visits the Ruby Princess
June 17, 2026: The U.S. State Department Issues a Warning About the Bahamas That Travelers Should Not Ignore. 17.06.2026 26:39
Delta Air Lines receives an all-clear from the Department of Transportation regarding the timing of its software system's collapse. The bloated bureaucrats from the European Union stick their nose into airlines' business where it doesn't belong. One listener tells the Guru to come to Chicago in the summer. We love it! The Guru is onboard Crystal Symphony now learning how to use his putter effectiv...
JUne `16, 2026 Hell Hath No Fury Like a CEO Scorned. Del Rio hammering NCLH! 16.06.2026 35:33
Azamara's new Overland Experiences are just dressed-up shore excursions! The five knucklehead Colorado cruisers buy their way out of jail in the Bahamas! American Express buys the fork and sticks one in the back of the Guru! The Guru is onboard the amazing Crystal Symphony. Join him next year for a reposition on this ship!
JUne 15, 2026. The wait is over. Our cruise on Crystal Symphony has begun!! 15.06.2026 27:52
If you're looking for something to do in July, the Guru has some options! Norway is deciding whether to build a tunnel for cruise ships. Why not? They have plenty of money. Another brawl among cruise ship guests breaks out in the Bahamas. This time on Royal Caribbean. Reese tells everybody why Crystal is worth it!!
June 14, 2026 NCLH gets hit with massive enviromental fines by the Bahamians! 14.06.2026 32:35
Don't stub your toe in Cinque Terre. It could cost you 2900 smackers! Santorini officials are rerouting 70% of the cruise guests thanks to the earthquake! The cruise ship Gemini is under arrest in Greece! Only one more podcast from the beautiful island of Kushiro. the guru is overcome with emotion!!
Day Three in Exile in Kushiro, Japan for the Guru! 13.06.2026 36:56
Where are you now, Bud Darr? Seward opens their new railroad cruise terminal. The guru will see that in 10 days!! Pinch me. Belgian police arrest a river cruise captain during a DUI stop. Watch out for that Belgian beer! Caesars open the new Vanderpump hotel in Vegas. Vegas Hotel operators are now bragging about a mural on the wall at a red phone booth. That city is over.
The Guru is alive and well in exile in Japan! 12.06.2026 32:23
Three flights and 24 hours later, the Guru is bowing like crazy! Five US cruise guests get locked up in the Bahamas. Leave them there! Viking bails out on China but keeps its Chinese guests. Visiting Japan soon? Learn some Japanese!
June 9, 2026 One lawyer in Miami thinks Del Rio's case will be dismissed! 09.06.2026 35:01
A powerful earthquake near Cuba shakes up some cruisers. Lim Kok Thay's Dream Cruise celebrates a 10-year anniversary that includes the years he bankrupted the company! High fuel prices mean airlines will make less obscene profits! Best at Sea Tours is now offering an incentive on non-hosted cruises.
June 8, 2026. Was DelRio pushed out by his own board at NCLH? 08.06.2026 34:46
Viking is now offering Zeppelin rides on the river cruises. The Guru will pass on that. What a surprise! Another cruise ship guest is suing the cruise line because they couldn't pay attention to where they were walking! Global Ports Holding adds another Spanish port to its portfolio! The sagag of Del Rio will pronably be in the news weekly!
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